/ラグビー/ - formerly /rug/

>>75823146
NZwinslol

>>75823146
Ireland and England won't make it out of the pool stage. Cap it.

>>75823041
you need to spoiler that shit kiwi

>>75823146
So what's the official reason they make the draw 2.5 years beforehand? Do NZ need that long to find the money for the hotel?

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Saturday for SA A Championship (also valid for WCQ)

Chile x Brazil
Paraguay x Uruguay

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>>75823300

>>75823292
Spoiled your mum's shitter last night, son.

>>75823300
Well the ABs have to stay right to the end.
It's a lot cheaper for you lot.

>>75823437
B U R N

>>75823146
Ireland got a nice group.
SA might turn around or be completely dead by 2019
Wew at England though I think France will get knocked out
/our/ group is nice too

>>75823379
saved to my kiwi 'banter' folder

rugby is gay

>>75823540
You have a kiwi banter folder?
Jesus son, take that BSK dick out of your mouth for a sec.

>>75823146
A: 1- Irelands 2- Japan
B: 1- Aotearoa 2- uMzantsi Afrika
C: 1- Argentina 2- France
D: 1- Australia 2- Georgia

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>>75823627
>based hue

>>75823627
>Georgia
>England knocked out
Friendship with Brazil ENDED

>>75823627
I took ur mum uMzantsi

I'm predicting this will be the greatest /rug/ thread in recent times.

>>75823627
>Georgia
Petition to ban Hue"""""bro""""" for his abysmal rugby """""knowledge"""""

>>75824277
I thought posting autistic predictions was his gimmick

>>75823335
Any streams?

>>75825119
Cheering for it. But the problem it's Chile and Paraguay hosting the weekend matches.

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>Tekken 7 - 2nd June
>Lions series - 3rd June

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>waiting for a tekken game

Scotland

>>75823041
Who is this cutie?

>>75826075
She was the MC at the world cup pool draw. She stole out hearts as they destroyed England's chances.

>>75826075
She's the main character in my rugby anime

Can't wait for the Japs to take a page out of our book and poison the Kiwi's with foul sushi lol

>NRL player can't cut it in french rugby
KEK why is league so shit?

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11853633

>>75826583
Classic gag

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>mfw every yuro team is claiming they're in the "pool of death" in 2 years

>>75823146
It'll be good to see France knocked out in the pools for once. Then nobody will be able to stop >us in the finals.

>>75827042
I'm pretty sure Australia has knocked nz out just as many times as France.

>>75826866
i need to bulk more

mirin

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>>75826866 >tfw ireland and scotland battling to become 2nd in the group after losing to nipsland >tfw it will be just to get annihilated by NZ in QTs >''2023 will be our year, ireland for 2023 semifinalist!''

>>75827292
>4chan x destroying the format of my post

fuck, stop adding captchas you fucking jews

>>75827292
how will argentina fare? will be hard against the big fat french and the tough englishmen

>>75827551
impossible to know right now, a lot of young players both coming and already trying to get used to the level of play, team going through a reconstruction and consolidation of tactics, plus traditionally peaking at the WCs which is way preferable than peaking at tours.
It could go either way, Pumas may be top tier everyone piss themselves level or french im not in the mood and cant even remember how a rugby ball looked like tier with the random great game.
But since they so use to peak at WC im trusting the team.

>>75826583
the kiwis are so far ahead atm that if the wc was held tomorrow and there was a case of kiwi sushi poisoning they'd probably still win it.

>Everyone talking about irrelevant World Cup draw
>no one talking about world rugby raising the eligibility threshold to 5 years

>>75827623
i like that, it's tiring when already good NT on top of having the best of an already good pool of players also get the best of all the 2nd tiers.
>tfw no nationalized pieces of shit on the Pumas EVER

Will never understand how the euro teams specially ever feel proud or even happy when their team wins something with foreigners in it.

>>75827623
Because no one can argue with that, it has no side to it, it's just a 100% good and needed change. No real discussion to be had, should be longer if anything.

>>75827654
Exactly

the big nations with their professional leagues will keep attracting pacific islanders and saffas anyway, and many of them will gladly stay for 5 years instead of hoping to become a regular for a country that is thousands of miles away. in the cases of pacific islanders only nationalism can hold them. no big money for test games.

i think only germany will be seriously affected from this

>>75827654
Bundee O'Aki is pure Irish though.

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>>75826583
>entire kiwi team in hospital for food poisoning
>a quickly thrown together jet lagged b team still managed to win it all

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Even if Scotland and Japan improve between now and the World Cup, they're unlikely to have any giant players. If >we can win the group while avoiding the kind of injuries picked up against the French, and South Africa continues to decline at its current pace, then a semi-final could be on the cards.

Th-that would be nice...

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>>75827755
If he displaces garry ringrose he ain't irish to me.
If he gracefully takes up his spot on the bench as a utility back then he's irish in my books.

>>75827741
The problem is greedy kiwi coconuts looking for some scratch in Europe because NZ can't afford to pay them. Residency should be 6 or 7 years and if you've repped someone else, even in league, you can fuck off.

>>75827859
south africa have been formidable in super rugby

the SA rugby decline is a meme

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>>75827765
Literally scrape the best super rugby players left and they could win.

Reminder that the Welsh National Rugby Union Team traveled to NZ and got absolutely spanked by the Gallagher Chiefs who had more than half their players missing (see pic related). The Welsh side to play their Chiefs only had nine players deemed not good enough to play the AB's, where the Chiefs 10 of their regular full strength side.

Further reminder that after this embarrassing loss the British and Irish Lions tried to back pedal on their contract which has them playing weakened New Zealand Super Rugby teams mid week. They then entered damage control a year before a game was meant to be played saying they players will be over worked and be unable to perform at their usual strength during the tour.

Northern Hemisphere rugby literally shakes in their boots at the idea of playing weakened Club rugby teams, and us Kiwis know a lot about shaking.

>>75827864
Memerose remains a meme in my book. He's better than the average player and he's got good potential, but he's getting fellated by Dublin media every time a pass from him goes to hand. It's cringe-inducing.

People forget Henshaw is only a year older than him, made his debut far younger, and was a far superior player this time last year to where Ringrose is now. The level of fanfare he's getting is totally unwarranted.

>>75827967
Maybe I have been caught up in the hype but I think there's something to be said for playing actually irish people ahead of blow ins. Yet if we had a better full back I'd have payne at 13 so I dunno.

>>75827951
How autistic do you have to be to keep posting this?

>>75827967
>>75828000
Payne is unironically the best 13 and 15 in Ireland at the minute, although both Ringrose and O'Halloran have the potential to be better players than him in a few years time

>>75827967
>Dublin media
Doesn't exist.

Kingrose is a star in the making.

>>75828093
"In the making" being the key phrase

>>75828078
>O'Halloran
He's overrated.

Lacks the physicality for test level rugby, he's always dominated physically and concedes possession too easily. When he runs out of options he panics or becomes hesitant and kicks it away. Reminds me a bit of Murphy actually in how his test career will pan out.

You'll see it if he's finally selected.

>>75828000
Oh no, I agree, and I'd have an Irish team of O'Halloran, Conway, Ringrose, Henshaw, Zebo, Sexton, Murray, McGrath, Best, Furlong, Dillane, Henderson, O'Mahony, van der Flier, O'Brien.

That said, there are so many people who are only upset about the residency rule now because a) they've invested in the Ringrose meme and b) the project player is from Connacht. They could have handled a Leinster blow in taking Ringrose's spot, or if Aki had taken the spot of some lad from Munster like Scannell. After all, they didn't give a shit when Payne came in and "stole" Marshall and Cave's spot, they didn't care about Stander despite Ireland having a production line of back rows.

Aki is unforgivable though, because he might commit the cardinal sin of displacing the Dubs' golden boy, and he doesn't have the Indo, the Examiner or the Belfast Telegraph to go out to bat for him like a player from one of the other provinces would. At this stage he would have had multiple two page spread interviews about his life and how much he loves Ireland, and a few interviews on Off the Ball or BBC Radio and all the other shit the project players do.

>>75828125
Ringrose has the skillset and physical attributes to be the perfect 13 and has already demonstrated having the intelligence of a player many years his senior.

I agree he has a lot to do but he's going to be a big thing in the future.

>>75828150
Bullshit. Off the top of my head, he's shown his physicality against Toulouse and Wasps this year and Leinster in last year's final. He's well capable of hand-offs and I've seen him take down far bigger players than himself regularly.

I understand what you're talking about, but having been at nearly every Sportsgrounds game since he got back into the starting side, it's not his fault what happens. He's been conceding possession this year because Connacht's breakdown work has been atrocious. O'Halloran's body shape is good and he doesn't generally get himself isolated, but Heenan got so fat this year and McKeon seems like he's nervous every time he's going for the ball, so if Muldoon isn't on the scene, no one seems to contest for Connacht for almost 5 seconds a lot of the time and by the time they go in the penalties gone. It's been happening with all of our back three players this year, and O'Halloran's probably has it happen less often than others (it's constantly happening with Niyi).

I don't know where you're getting the idea that he panics, except maybe the Toulouse game away, but that was primarily because he was the only one trying to make things happen and the clock was against them, so a little bit of panic was justified. He's generally extremely cool under pressure, even when the rest of the team around him is utter dogshit.

>>75828302
>t. O'Halloran

I agree tho

>>75828335
There's a reason practically every international head coach picks solid players at fullback over the snazzier attacking player if that snazzy player lacks the required defensive abilities of defensive positioning and the ability to retain possession.

Smith > McKenzie/Dagg
Kearney > Zebo/Payne (Though not for long)
Halfpenny > Williams
Spedding > Dulin
Brown > Watson/Daly
Hogg is an exception

Granted there are other selection criteria like what players are actually available to a coach, for instance Halfpenny, North, Williams is better than including Cuthbert in any shape or form or when Ireland had few back 3 options this year. And I don't think O Halloran currently has the required qualities.

>>75823627
M8 we aren't gonna get out of group stage.

Go jags tho

Scotland will beat Ireland to top their pool
Argentina will knock out France and come second behind England
Tonga or Samoa will beat Italy and come third in that group
Wales will beat Australia for the first time since 2008. Georgia will also pull off an enormous upset against Oz in a scrum-filled, low-scoring rainy game and come second in the pool.

Screencap this post

>>75823146
Aren't >we "americas 1"

>>75828474
Payne is better both in attack and defense than Kearney tho

I agree I think O'Halloran needs to improve defensively but he's definetly Irelands best project fullback

>>75828150
>When he runs out of options he panics or becomes hesitant and kicks it away
you just described zebo yet no one ever fucking calls him out on it cos muh "flair"

>>75828736
>Payne is better both in attack and defense than Kearney tho
Yeah I agree. That's why I'm very glad for the emergence of Ringrose.

Better wingers and we'll be flying.

>>75827859
Ah yes, I remember that convincing win by the Irish in the 2017 6N against the Scottish team. Very impressive stuff.

>>75823627
i want this to be true

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>>75828826
>scotland beat ireland in murrayfield
>ireland were missing payne, trimble, sexton and o'mahony
>they think this gives them power over us

>>75828604
very dicey post, but I think it's muscular enough to have some truth to it.

>>75828796
Adam byrne, jacob stockdale and sweetnham all look very promising.

>>75823627
Man if georgia got ahead of wales I'd cream myself. Never gonna happen though.

>>75828877
>scotland beat ireland
really makes you think

>>75828898
Stockdale has been really impressive and considering he got most of his game time coming off the bench he still managed to score 9 tries 2nd most in the league

>>75828604
I want all of this to happen except scotland
fuck scotland

>>75828637
No you are an automatic qualifier as you finished in the top 3 of your pool
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Rugby_World_Cup_qualifying

>>75828984
I've been more impressed by him than peepootau.
Remeber being impressed by him in the irish under 20's too, same year as arnold and ringrose came of the scene iirc.

>>75829156
>>75828984
Pitty arnold is rotting somewhere in munster behind sailli and taute.

>>75829066
please do not bully us, muscular NZer

>>75829229
i support scotland over a lot of teams, but ireland is not one of them
i wish you were in the death pool instead of france so that you could BTFO england.

>>75829178
Arnold was great I wish Ulster had kept him and sent someone like Marshall or Cave down there

Ulsters 2017 Backline could have been
9. Olding
10. Jackson
11. Piutau
12. Arnold
13. Stockdale (He was better there than Marshall)
14. Trimble
15. Payen

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The missing fourth jonas brother?

>>75828898

2019 Team of:

1. McGrath
2. Scannell
3. Furlong
4. Treadwell
5. Henderson
6. POM
7. VDF
8. Conan
9. Murray
10. Carbery
11. Stockdale
12. Henshaw
13. Ringrose
14. Sweetnam
15. Payne

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So this is the power of European rugby.

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>>75829722
Your webm seems to be lacking a crucial element....

>>75829696
That second row seems hit and miss. I'd have jackson ahead of the carbs too.

>>75829722
post the 13v2 one

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>>75829804

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>>75829722
>What the fuck mate

>>75829821
Any good Webms of none of the Yuro teams making the quarter finals of the last WC?

>>75829873
>Amerilard posting

Back to stadiumsit with you

>>75829900
>stadiumsit

explain to me what this is supposed to mean

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>>75829873
>none made the quarters
Why do Americans continue to expose their stupidity

>>75829873
Nope

>>75829873
>Scotland, Ireland, Wales and France aren't European

>>75829928
>>75829955
holy shit, I drew a blank on that one

sorry, carry on

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>>75829722
>move to Toulon
>become shit

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>75829821
If that was beudan barrett it would have worked out and everyone would be sucking his dick.

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>>75830027
I hope he doesn't ruin isa.

>>75830162
have you seen the pics of Isa playing on loan for Lyon? he already looks fat and coked-out

Top 14 not even once (unless you play for La Rochelle or Clermont)

>>75828541
Argentina usually in WC gets some extra cojones

>>75830111
t. I havent watched anything of Barrett other than the memes
Barrett would have run, drawn the tackle, passed to Lauampe (but it was actually his brother with a massive head of steam up) who then scores.

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>>75830611
So painful to watch.
>>75830554
haven't the canes got something like 7 cross field kick tries in their last few matches.
I know barett is more than a cross field kick man but jayzus is he effective at them.
>inb4 the lions try to counter this and end up getting memed by his speed up the guts

>>75830611
comedy gold

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>>75830027
>become

>>75829955
well, wales and scotland aint european any more.
england aint either but... they didnt make the quarters

Cooper Cronk confirmed going to union lads. Just got told by my source in the tards that they are actively pursuing him.

>>75828037
It's true.

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>>75823146
> blatantly rigged pools
> yet another WC win for the All Blacks

Just woke up, ama

>>75835227
after waking up do you take a huge English Prospects in the World Cup and then have a shower?

>>75834984
Switch any top row team with NZ and it's still > NZ wins lol
How is that rigged? Let's say it is rigged, the #1 seed has the easiest pool (it's not the easiest pool but let's pretend it is), isn't that fair? Please explain your thought process.

>>75835227
What time is it?

>>75834984
Actually the seeding idea is interesting point

Team (world rugby ranking)

Pool A
Ireland (4)
Scotland (5)
Japan (11)

Pool B
New Zealand (1)
South Africa (7)
Italy (15)

Pool C
England (2)
France (6)
Argentina (9)

Pool D
Australia (3)
Wales (8)
Georgia (12)

Best game of the 2011 RWC was Japan v Canada DEBATE ME

>>75835459
2011 whole cup was GOAT but the best match was the RUS vs USA match on the 10th anniversary of 9/11

>>75834984
>le exposes own lack of knowledge man
Love this gimmick tßh.

>>75835493
Fuck I didn't watch it, maybe I'm a seething casual after all.

>>75835261
Unironically yes, I would go as far as to say it's equivalent to that and the British and Irish Lion's prospects of beating the All Blacks too.
I blame the whey protein.

>>75835275
It was 5:55 am when I posted that. Had been up since 5:30. Very lazy.

How receptive has New Zealand been to drawing the Boks?

>>75830611
kek

>>75829722
Cheeky, very cheeky.
In the actual video, star wars music blasts over the speakers just as he kicks which puts him off. Was that ever explained? It was at Toulon right?

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>>75835559
More talk about how if >we and England finish were "we' should """"we'' will face in the semis rather than the finals
A couple of comments about SA being in a slump and being a fairly easy win

http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/sport/330524/all-blacks-to-play-south-africa-in-rwc-pool

Rugby.

>>75837583
elite and muscular post there, fellow New Zealand champ

>>75823300
IIRC it's to have less of a hassle of selling tickets and to build up hype. The draw for the 2019 RWC was actually delayed compared to the 2015 one due to how Pool A went, but Japan still wanted it to be as early as possible. I'm guessing it'll be even later for 2023.

>>75827623
It's old news. We knew about it long ago. It was always going to happen. It's just that they formally announced it.

>>75829873
>>75829980
Meant semi finals, lad?

What does /rug/ drive?

Asian girls are smelly and ugly.

>>75837881
My 92 FSP
Goes like the clappers

>>75837881
My 99 Legacy GTB
Goes like the clappers

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>>75837885
You are.

>>75837881
My 97 Galant
Goes like the clappers

>>75837881
Your mum's 1955 Cooch
Gave me the clappers

>>75838086
Go eat a dog.

>>75838166
Your mum said she was busy tonight lad.

>>75838182
S A V A G E

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>>75838182

High quality post

>>75837885
>2016+1
>not having yellow fever

Western society is a sinking ship lad, jump overboard while you can.

>>75838223
>LE WEST IS DYING XD XD POL SAID SO
Child

>>75838223
This. White "women" have all been tainted by degeneracy. Asians are pure though.

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Just got off the phone with my Dad lads. My dad's father had a brother and he had a son, that son (a.k.a my fathers cousin) just sent a copy of the family tree to my dad. Tommy Seymour of The Lions and of Scotland was in that family tree.
Literal /rug/ royalty here.

Welsh are up

Someone just dropped a Welsh lads

>>75838283

I'm literally Israel Dagg's brother in law.

>>75838309
>In law

>>75838283
Andrew Ellis is my Dads cousin

Literally NZ /rug/ royalty here

I'm actually Kevin Barrett

>>75838283
Big deal. I was raped by Ben Smith in 2012.

>>75838283
I am "the" Marty Banks

>>75838283

And here you are posting on a Maasaian jump dancing forum

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>>75838283
>literally who

>>75838283
im robbie dean's neighbour's friends' cousin's grandson AMA

>>75838367
When was the last time you had sexual intercourse?

>>75838383
about 4 fucking years ago kill me

>>75838283
I turned up to Sylvia park to fight shitspouter but he didn't show after going on about he could take us all in a fight and then challenging me to a fight, AMA

>>75838389
fuck I thought I was bad at 3 months lol

>>75838392
Me and my cuz Tommy Boy have been gunning for that pussy for a long time.

>>75838414

Someone doxx him so I can shit on his car bonnet.

>>75838392
He shits on about Tauranga having a team. Maybe he lives in the Bay now. I'll fight him on the Bayfair car park roof at midnight.

I'm literally your dad AMA

>>75838429
What's the deal with Super bru? It's not super and there's no bru.

>>75838452
We're all your brus, lad.
And that's pretty super.

>>75838283
Du Preez brothers are literally my cousins, ama if you want.

>>75838392
I literally went to Cape Town to fight tha faggot, literally seething that he pussied out

>>75838519
Why wont shitspouter accept a challenge to a 1 on 1 scrap?

>>75838519

SUB
U
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HUMAN
U
M
A
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>>75838519
Is being violently obsessed with a make-believe persona on a weeb website the lowest point in your life so far?

>>75838533
Because he is like your typical half back

All bark no bite and he only gets lippy when he knows nothing will come of it (when those big muscular forwards are standing right behind you)

>>75838533
>>75838561
I think we have bullied him out of /rug/ desu, at least during the week. All our hardwork is finally paying off.

>>75838537
Hi Daniel, been watching those country games?

>>75838569
I stayed in the Cormandell years back and one them All Black halfbacks talked shit at the bar and got smacked. I think it was Cowan.

>>75838575
>we
I prefer him to you 2bh.

When was the last time shitspouter posted? I have him filtered so I wouldn't have a clue

>submammal still thinks daniel posts here

>>75838584
I'm glad for you for that, but one of your kind (and I have a suspicion that it's you) is obsessed with me and follows me from thread to thread.

>>75838598
Definitely not me, in fact I seldom read your posts. Although I've witnessed you getting repeatedly btfo of /cric/, which is quite funny.

You're such a fucking casual that you aren't even getting a (You) this time, improve your bait

>wonder why someone is bullying someone who doesn't live in the Greater or lesser Britains
>see he posts in /cric/

That explains it all

>>75827951
>only 9
That Welsh team was full of journeymen and was probably a 3rd team at best. It had Josh 'fucking' Turnbull in it

>>75838575

Yea mate I sure have. I've also been living in a first world white country, which is another thing you'll never be able to experience. How's the points collection for a skilled migrant visa working out for you at the moment? We're pretty full up for out of work people, so what's your next angle/narrative?

*farts loudly*

So that's the power of my guts

Whoa

*burps*

Hurricanes play on Saturday.

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>>75839006
Hurricanes lose on Saturday

Blues 13+ on friday. Cap this post.

>>75839017
wow how could you guess that

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>>75835405
>Pool A
20

>Pool B
23

>Pool C
17

>Pool D
23

C > A > B/D.

NUMBERS

Screaming reels is pure garbage.
How does this shit get funded?

>>75839031

I'm actually part of the Blues support staff, ama.

>>75839083
are you crying yourself to sleep every night?

>>75839083
does tana make you clean his dreads

>>75839089

Not at all mate, the pay makes it all worthwhile

>>75839133

No he doesn't.

>>75839083
how many years ahead has blues year guy bought season tickets

>>75839164
If you have less than a 30 year membership you are a plastic desu.

>>75839164

He's a seething casual lad, that much is obvious.

>>75839164
>>75839169

My grandfather had season tickets and a carpark for the north stand back in the early nineties ama

just made some career defining bru picks, lads

ARDRON TO CHIEFS

>>75839400
So weird seeing a nh player going south much less a canadian.

>>75840080
yeah they're usually massive memesters like cipriani/haskell/michalak but ardron is quite good

New Zealand was a mistake

guys i just came to the conclusion that i will never play rugby in my life.

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>>75840577

>www.lequipe.fr/Rugby/Actualites/Mourad-boudjellal-investi-par-la-republique-en-marche-pour-les-elections-legislatives/800409

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>nz

>>75842899
Is that michael hooper's astranged asian brother?

>>75828604
>scrum-filled, low-scoring rainy game
But the World Cup won't be in Ireland until 2023. Japan's rainy season ends in July, with temperatures in August and September being in the 20s on average and reaching 35 degrees regular enough.

Also
>Scotland will beat Ireland
is not impossible, but I wouldn't read too much into this year's result Six Nations result. They'll have a different coach by then, Ireland were missing some key players and the game will be in a neutral venue.

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Why is it always mike brown?

>>75829696
I can see Sexton doing like Carter and taking a sabbatical to be fit for the World Cup. If it isn't him I think it'll be Jackson. I also think it'll be McCartney at hooker, which is annoying, given I hate the project player bullshit.

>>75835493
But that didn't happen. >We played the US on that tragic day. Never forget :'(

>>75838283
Tiernan O'Halloran had sex with my cousin. She thought he was Conor Murray.

AMA

>let's try and make fun of kiwis while they are all asleep and can't banter back

NH hours are weird

>>75843312
>implying timezones are related with paralels instead of meridians

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>>75843312
>NH hours
>hours by hemisphere
Is this the famous Kiwi intelligence I've heard so much about?

>>75843361
The general location of NH posters (Greater and Lesser Britain in particular but is every country involved in the 6 Nations) are on the opposite side of the world in terms of latitude and longitude (in general). This leads to the group referred to as NH posters being in a different time zone that is almost exactly opposite in time zone to NZ hours.

The term NH is used because we didn't want to lump South Africa who are also on the other side of the world with the shitty NH posters. It's a Rugby Championship vs Six Nations thing.

>>75843487
(U)

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>>75843553
>he is speaking to a poster who is in the same hemishpere 15 hours behind
>he justifies it as a rugby championship thing, but south africa and argentina are both closer in time difference to gmt
Hmmm

I think you just fucked up desu. Understandable given you were up at like 7 o'clock to post on /rug/. No need to be so defensive about it. /rug/ is a lot more friendly and accepting at this time of day :)

>>75843784
>desu
Hey new friend, I thought you were just baiting but you seem to genuinely no know.
NH is the accepted term of reference to that group in this thread, and saying "NH hours" or "NH time" is not uncommon or incorrect in this way as it's saying "this group of people's" hours/time.
For further example Japan is not included in the term NH posters even though they are in the Northern Hemisphere. The term when used in this thread is almost exclusively used to talk about Europe and the countries involved in their tournaments like 6 Nations, Pro 12 and that other one I have forgotten at this moment in time.
I hope you have learnt something about the culture in this general.

>>75843784
Also if you want further proof you could always go to 4plebs and search " NH " in /sp/ and see the term used to refer to the 6 Nations countries over and over and over again.

>>75839164
His bio says he supports Highlanders.
It's all a ruse.

>>75844032
>and that other one I have forgotten at this moment in time.
Top 14

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kiwis dropping like flies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz7urDIXUzw

*does a little dab*

>>75845780
I also thought it humorous
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75735862/#75747807
Interested to see his take on assoh's shenanigans.

>>75846043
>>75845780
Like what would he say if assoh dabbed a little grubber kick through, collected the ball, scored a try off it and then dabbed.

>>75846043
first time in /rug/ lad?

time for bed yuro shits. we'll take it from here

>>75846080
Scroll up a tad an you can confirm it is

>>75846181
As much as I enjoy an early night from time to time, I'm not going to bed at 9.30

Took the day off lads.

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>>75845763
>tfw this will make the ultimate whitewashing even more embarrassing

In the court of appeal this morning lads.

>>75847646
Hope they put you away.

>>75847887
Me too. I must be stopped.

>>75847646
fighting that parking ticket lad?

my farts are especially pungent this morning lads

>>75847977
Based AusGod, living up to your heritage there I see, keep it up.

>>75848258
This seems like a dab worthy post 2bh

>>75848030
Fighting for the rights of real estate agents to make a profit.

>>75849127
>not fighting for the right to party

lol, what a nerd

>>75849151
There is no need to have that fight anymore ever since Diamond & ors v the Man.

>>75849127
He's right, you are fucking nerd gentlepeen

>>75849190
one must always persist

>>75849261
that is not how we deal with Ben around here Daniel

>>75849283
>U R DANYEL XDXD
take your weak shit back to /cric/ septic

>>75849436
please, I know nothing of that shit of a thread

>>75849538
and yet here you are spouting shitty cric memes

>>75849552
im only aware of them because the you kiwis brought it here

>>75849568
daniel doesnt post here

>>75849574
wasnt aware of such

>>75849568
You fucking lie.

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>>75849617
dont you put that on me Ricky

>>75849568
Bullshit. You're one of those awful yank shitters from /cric/ come to shit up our peaceful /rug/.
You have to go back.

>>75849668
see
>>75849667

Why would a yank even post in cric, I refuse to believe it.

Also whatta y'all think about the possibilities of the cheetahs and kangz porting over to the pru 12.

>>75843209
fuck i mixed up the match dates.

>>75849727
it would be interesting to see the two hemispheres clash at club level. But that is really ridiculous for how far the teams have to travel to play each other.

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>>75849710
Exhibit A:
The "faces of cric"
otherwise known as the "pooicide squad", or simply "the cancer that killed cric"

>>75849839
it would be interesting to see my fist clash with your teeth at club level

>>75849904
Im not a player for the WRU and you dont play for the Chiefs.

Itll never happen you fruit.

>>75849920
>>75849883
which cap-wearing manchild are you?

>>75849949
none of them, have no interest in paki swing

>>75849436
>>75849552
>>75849617
>>75849668
>>75849883
>go back to cric
>has intimate knowledge of cric memes and made a collage of his favourite posters

This is the quickest a narrative has disintegrated since that lad who claimed he was having dinner with friends when he was clearly sitting at the bar alone.

>>75849960
You fucking lie

>>75849979
I was having dinner with friends though.

>>75849883
Where all the pajeets at?

>>75849979
I'm allowed to post in both.

>>75850010
Curries are humble lads, these are the faggots who forced their personalities on cric and offered their pics up because they're shameless attention whores.

>>75849727
I want to see the Saracens play the Crusaders

>>75850063
I want to see the blues play the blues
Reds play the scarlets
Zebre play the lions

>>75850063
in Jerusalem.

>>75850098
I wonder if Jerusalem has a rugby stadium

>>75850125
i'm sure they have a soccer pitch, good enough.

>>75850125
Jerusalem have some football stadiums for your local teams like Beitar and Hapoel

>>75850125
Ask the yid who posts here.

>>75851270
yeah
>>75840577
so is there a rugby stadium in Jerusalem?

>>75853100
Did this end his career or is he not a pussy?

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>>75853625
He coulda doyd but didna cos he's not Irish

>>75851306
there are soccer stadiums and fields everywhere and we have a rugby division, but they will nevet accept a 27 year old skinny fat cunt who never played in his life. i weigh 80 kg at 1.83 m, can barely run 400 meters before needing to switch to walking, can bench press 60 kg only twice.

so outside of playing with in that rugby divisio there is nowhere else to play casually.

>>75853741
ive played older men

just go and try to be /fit/

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so this is the intelligence of an Englishman

>>75854124
>heres my elite muscular english captain knowledge lads
>just play better than them :^)

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So THIS is the power of a Crushedchurcher

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>>75854197
THIS is how seriously the Based Hurricanes take the Cumsaders

>>75854150
>don't make basic mistakes

Well no shit mate, who would have thought that was something you want to playing world class professional rugby

Crusaders.

>>75825716
My brother of Anglo-Saxon descent

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>>75855591

just had a delicious KFC™ Kumara Tower Stacker™ lads

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>>75855591

landers

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>>75855591

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>>75855881

Hell pizza delivery is late lads

>>75856062
So was your mums period when she conceived you faggot

>>75856101
So this is the power of canada..

whoa

>>75856101
hows the /hoc/ lad

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>>75856101

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>>75823041

I think Chris is going to die on the anniversary lads

>>75856108
It's cancerous just like your mum faggot

>>75856101
please watch our sport

>>75856121
must be a pretty nice thread then

>>75856119

What day is it on?

>>75856124
Explain to me what the fuck a try is and also why my high school coach told me not to run forwards but sideways instead and I'll give your semen slurping sport a try

>>75856133
a try is when the ball is placed directly (under control) on the ground on or beyond the try line by the attacking team. it is worth 5 points (can be converted to 7 with a goal kick that always follows) and is the best way to score points and win the game.

you run sideways because then you will be available for your teammates to pass the ball to you.

*dabs*

>Poos

>>75856132

25th

riekoeu ieounie

R I E K O

Jesus

just had a quick Auckland Blues lads

*dabs loudly*

Had a win in the court of appeal today lads. Made some law.

Reminder that defending is for fuccbois

>>75856303
*dabs*

>>75856303
Based shitspouter

le violent african man

>just a push and shove with the lads

*cancerous post*

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>there are actually people in this thread currently who would rather support the band of thugs which are the Auckland Blues, than the Cheetahs

Embarrassing tbf (to be frank)

>>75856307
I dabbed right in the stupid face of the chief executive of the department of justice and attorney general.

More like QUEEF executive of the DABpartment of fartorney general