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So, how the hell do I take a good picture of myself? I'm fat; but have a cute face, and I'm hoping that will get me all the girls
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>>25320452
Take a picture from ur waist looking up towards ur face, trust me it'll be great
Pic related, it's the perfect angle
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>>25320461
But that just accentuates my double chin.
What are you, retarded?
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>>25320468
The more chins u have, the more pussy ull get, trust me man girls love double chins, it's manly af
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Carolinas Thread
Post age, gender, location and your sc/kik/etc
25/M Chesterfield County, SC
Kik- Skitzy42
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29/m straight. Charlotte area. Just moved here from California.
Looking for hookup, possibly more. No SJWs.
kik - D3F4ULT1
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21/m/North Myrtle Beach
Lookin to chill
Kik ChiefOnDaKeef
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>>25319256
NC/23/M
Winston-Salem (336)
SC: Kirbyman17
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Hello, robot here. Anon said to come to /soc/ to collect my free qt gf, where is she?
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>>25318135
The bait was laid, yet I took it still.
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>>25318136
The bait was laid, yet OP wasn't.
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>>25318136
This is not bait. I am here for qt 3D waifu, I'm done with 2D. How long does it take for gf to arrive?
>>25318149
Delete this.
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>Small soft cocks in panties thread.
>Rate and share yours.
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Any non-normies from Munich? We could like, go to museums and shit.
[spoiler]I also would love to give head and stuff but that's optional of course :3 [/spoiler]
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>>25320048
here :), how old? And tell me more about you, would love to receive some head :3
Guys, I'm ready for some dirty fun right now, so, kik me! :) Only adult guys please,.. :)
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>>25320024
Going to need a timestamp with that.
ITALY HOOKUP THREAD
Leave your a/s/l down below.
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M 18 kik Lu.be64
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19 M Torino (also bi)
kik: kindloverx
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>>25318887
m 21 zona di Como/Milano
etero, kik GhostSnose
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Not one Utah thread? Area code and Kik or whatever could be used to contact 20 m guavanecter 435
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I'm not leaving my house til Pride is over.
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25/m/ Salt Lake City here
Kik: syd_spare
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>>25318143
27/m/straight/near ogden
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Virgin thread!
>a/s/l
>Why are you still a virgin?
>Kissless?
>Hold hands?
>Made out?
>Do you masturbate?
>What gets you off?
>For girls: How did you treat your hymen so far?
>What would your ideal first sex-partner be like?
>Pic
>Contact
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>>25291100
>>a/s/l
20 M Netherlands
>>Why are you still a virgin?
Can't talk to girls irl. Autistic fuckup. Absolutely hopeless. Untold suffering.
>>Kissless?
Yes
>>Hold hands?
Never
>>Made out?
Nope
>>Do you masturbate?
Yeah
>>What gets you off?
Fucken personal question desu. Porn.
>>What would your ideal first sex-partner be like?
Someone as inexperienced and weird as I am.
>>Pic
Ok
>>Contact
Skype: [email protected]
Please give clingy obsessive vidya gf in europe.
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>a/s/l
22/m/tx
>Why are you still a virgin?
Because chub, small dick, social anxiety bullshit
>Kissless?
No but it's been 10-11 years
>Hold hands?
Never have
>Made out?
See my kissless answer
>Do you masturbate?
Twich a day at minimum
>What gets you off?
Women. Broad for a reason because I'm easy.
>What would your ideal first sex-partner be like?
Someone (girl) I'm emotionally bonded with
>Pic
Uh, sure
>Contact
Maybe not
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>>25291231
>>25291245
Be glad that you are virgins and not degenerates like most of the users on here. Get a well paying job and dominate some younger girl.
Be sure to have many white children. Don't fall for the racemixing meme
MALE SEXY AUDIO /MSA/
A thread of audio porn, vocal smut and generally male voices talking sexy.
If you're performing, be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Be creative!
If you're joining us to listen, we hope you enjoy your time here with us, and do be sure to comment. Your requests are more than welcome!
And if you've got some thoughts in your head (sweet or sexual) about what you want hear, how about writing a script for us to perform? Scriptwriters are very much appreciated.
Please remember to tag your post with your performer name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Though name and picture requests can be fulfilled, such requests will often be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>Please tag requests with <<Request>> or similar
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AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://clyp.it/
http://soundgasm.net
http://www.chirbit.com
https://soundcloud.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
MidnightRambler's Sexy Audio Tips
http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j
My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq
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IMAGES FOR NEW THREADS
Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd
Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J
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Online chatgroup for MSA/FSA
https://discord.gg/ujgGXJY
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That deep, growing discomfort of wondering if it looks too eager to be the first post on MSA.
Quartz here, establishing in this thread. I'll just post some things of mine I liked, and then playlists so I'm not posting Journal entries out the wazoo.
https://soundgasm.net/u/Quartz-MSA Full list
https://soundgasm.net/u/Quartz-MSA/Make-You-Cum [M4F][Vanilla][Sound effects]
https://soundgasm.net/u/Quartz-MSA/Breakfast-In-Bed [M4F][Oral]
https://soundgasm.net/u/Quartz-MSA/Easter-Eggs (My most popular Soundgasm)
https://www.chirbit.com/QuartzMSA/playlist/6BkvI Journal Entries (updated 5/5)
https://www.chirbit.com/QuartzMSA/playlist/E9Jtw Quotes
https://www.chirbit.com/QuartzMSA/playlist/3x8nJ Short requests (SFW)
As with everyone, I appreciate feedback and requests.
I would especially like to request commentary on my "brand" or voice, so I can know its strengths and weaknesses.
KIK GAY GROUP
add
jasonal9
send asl to enter
must send pictures in group to stay there
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also only self pictures, not things from the internet
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Rate me also Should I chaturbate needing some money ? (Posting more pics)
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Anyone in Japan interested in meeting up?
28M, just trying to get out of the house.
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25M, Tohoku region.
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>>25319963
I'm in the Okinawa region, should have said..
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>>25319972
And a bit of googling told me that I'm in the Tohoku region as well.. OP is for sure a faggot.
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Has anyone had any experience with poly relationships?
I don't know why, but me and my gf have been talking about being in one for years now. We've had multiple people we were interested in, chatted with, enjoyed spending time together, video calling and all that but it never worked out because of distances involved. I'm just wondering how much does it change once you do get involved fully irl with such a thing and is it just a recipe for disaster in every single case?
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>>25319827
Not every single case, but it's kind of like winning a lottery when you have two people who are both emotionally equipped to deal with that sort of thing, not feel any significant amounts of jealousy, be excellent enough communicators to make the kind of thing work, and finally love each other enough that neither would ever think of leaving even when (also) falling in love with someone else who is better in every way.
In short, it isn't for most people. Poly is NOT the same as being in an open relationship or swining, as those (along with being their own beasts) are more centered on physical attraction rather than emotional stability.
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>>25319921
Yeah, this.
Although I wouldn't say it's SUPER rare, it takes people who are equipped and able to handle the feelings and able to communicate and deal with people to make it work. Lots of people have successful poly relationships, and even more can't even maintain monogamous, or are only really able to deal with monogamy. It's all dependent on people and factors and just making sure you're with someone who can respect you and be willing to do what it takes to deal with the situation.
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Small, slow political server, looking for neat people or edgy freaks. People who are looking to complain about the government or just shitpost about mudslimes. Or leftists who aren't pussies. In short supply of those. Check it out.
https://discord.gg/u3fGkK3
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