So, how the hell do I take a good picture of myself? I'm

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>>25320452
Take a picture from ur waist looking up towards ur face, trust me it'll be great
Pic related, it's the perfect angle

>>25320461
But that just accentuates my double chin.

What are you, retarded?

>>25320468
The more chins u have, the more pussy ull get, trust me man girls love double chins, it's manly af

>>25320476
Fuck you, phone poster

i'm trying to get pusy

>>25320478
U will man, are u saying that my advice isn't good? I'll have u know that I get more pussy than 99% of men out there, all because of the great picture that I took of myself, from the amazing angle that I recommended that u use. Be grateful that I'm sharing my secret with u, faggot.

>im fat

Well the truth is you really can't. If you think your face is the only thing that will pull women your fucked. Either own your fat or don't bother with it at all.

>>25320498
Well I'm not THAT fat. I'm not Boogie; but I'm big and I'm trying to minimize the Fat Factor.

I figure: if girls see how awesome of a guy I am, and I have a handsome face, maybe they'll lost past the weight issue.

That's my hope; but then I realized that women are shallow creatures with the emotional and intellectual depth of a puddle.

And now I'm sitting here wondering why the fuck I'm doing this in the first place.

*sigh*

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>>25320512
look past*

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>>25320517
Fuck off, phone poster. Stop samefagging my thread REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25320525
Haha thanks for the pic faggot, get fucking robbed, cunt

>>25320530
You sound like a Europoor. Shouldn't you be praying to Mecca right now, Achmed?

>>25320525
Can u prove that this isn't bait by posting a pic with timestamp, preferably on one of ur chins

>>25320537
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Lol underage
Just be confident, own your fat. Be funny and charming, some bitches will look your way. You also have to be receptive to the attention you'll get from certain females. Be nice to all the bitches, even the ugly ones. You'll get a nice guy rep among the females but don't let them take for a chump either.
Its harder for us fat dudes to get bitches but if you try and be cool about it, bitches come in droves.
Change your mentality, that's the first step. Keep yourself clean, smell good. Don't be a bitch
Good luck

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>>25320553
Bro u fell for it D:

>>25320556
Maybe. Hopefully not. Maybe he's actually retarded in the matters.

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>>25320614
Doubt that anyone is really that retarded desu, I'm sure it's bait

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>>25320614
>>25320620
clearly bait until proven othervise

>>25320452

>>25320540
This isn't a fucking "rate me" thread, retard. I'm just asking for general picture-taking tips.

I was told /soc/ was the place to go to ask shit about this.

>>25320556
>>25320620
>being this much of a cuck
Well hey, thanks for bumping my threads, phone poster

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>>25320649
Np I'm enjoying myself with ur bait

>>25320476
Hehe writing phd papel on positive correlation between pussy and extra chins

>>25320701
Kek