ask a bored college student with nothing to do on a Friday night anything
>>23363668
you first
>>23363668
Why aren't you out and about?
>>23363671
wut
So, any Seattle fags around here?
I'm new and I'm trying to make friends. Talked to a few people. All of them fucking normies. Thought about it for a bit and an idea hit me- Who better to be friends with than /b/tards! Wanna go out tonight, get a drink or something?
M/23, straight and in a relationship (so don't try any homo shit)
>>23363449
>seattle fags
redundancy alert
>>23363449
> "/b/ tards"
This is /soc/ nice going
>>23363461
lol.
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Also forgot to edit out /b/tards when I copied this directly after posting on /b/; sorry /soc/tards or whatever you call them on this board.
wanna talk to really cute girls? want to discuss how much your annoying mother texts you? want to feel like you fit in (even though you know you dont)? join our skype group:
skype:?chat&blob=cqgyeJ4DLbIYR0p4Uw0LyLQwnK51ku4XwXlasuK2qGxUu9MF4KN4VIz4ziGAEDUwQ934QIYltBBD3Qxzx-gCBNm0T0nlbT1mmZJhNPFrHeja4cc7QimTdvdiu9i8CgkGfgihoy-L6XOvXNyRF200VRq7tPAxNJ5u3y5RzMYNebziGmGHMlHKPWyhREVpZwWT_eJvaW_Tfw
post in a skype chat and then click to join
im here and horny
If you are a horny Pakistani please just pick another chat I am not going to send you my vagina. I'm just looking for cool guys to hang out with.
>>23362676
I am afghani and just waiting till my goat comes into heat again...
What do women think about men's asses?
This is me.
>>23361033
Why does the lower half have more hair than the upper half?
>>23361033
He is just a sexy stud....10/10 ass would like to see without the undies :D
Here's mine
Drinking thread.
Where's the regulars?
Currently sipping on some Kona Brewing Castaway IPA.
Spencer where you at?!
>>23357349
im always drinking pbr so
>>23357385
That's my cheap beer of choice :3
>>23357349
Bell's Oarsman (a sour, but this inconsistent cuz this batch isn't very sour) and Ghost River Grindhouse Cream Ale
Short girl thread. 5'3 and under. Let's try not to derail it this time
>>23342775
i finally have a few new pics yay
>almost 5'3 blah blah blah
pros of being short:
-most people think its cute
-you can fit in small places, good for hide and seek or to scare people
-you can wear small sizes
-bf can pick you up and carry you easily
cons:
-can't see at concerts
-can't reach high shelf and feel like retard trying to/climbing up to reach
-pants are usually too long
>>23342805
Oh hey! You're always my favorite in these threads. And I love that dress!
>>23342805
>new pics
>none of which are of ur perf butt
Femanons of /soc, what are your experiences with the Womanizer?
Thinking about getting my gf one, is it worth the ca$h?
Share your experiences please!
>>23365863
The fuck even is that thing?
>>23365908
i think its a sex thing
>>23365908
it's apparently THE sex thing, reviews go through the roof
Hot/Slutty Stories???
>>23365274
xxxhibitionist
ab_435
Hope you know most likely no girls would post, but guys only
Christians of /soc/ thread, mainly because I'm curious to know how many Christians actually go on here.
Post:
>a/s/l
>sexual orientation
>denomination
>political affiliation
>how devout or active you are in your church
>ethnicity
>music/TV/movies
>interests/hobbies
>photo (optional)
>contact info (optional)
God don't real faggot
Seriously, please consider suicide.
>>23364178
Having a rough night, bruh?
How can eyes be real if God isn't real?
I'm not really sure how this is supposed to work, I'm new to /soc/ and all I see are threads looking for a "good time". I'm looking for some friends that are into cartoons, anime, games, and all that sort of stuff.
I would like to start a group where these kinda people can talk.
Add me on kik: BasedNormie
>>23363584
I'm in the same boat but I only have Skype because I need a new phone. I'm into anime and vidya so if you made a Skype group I would be totally down to join. I just want friends... No funny business
Looks like we're at opposite ends here, I don't like talking to people I don't know personally with my Skype. So I use Kik...
Why don't you engage with the non digital world around you instead?
Anyone up for getting in a party just to talk? I'm drinking and playing vidya by myself because all my mates are working tomorrow. We can either play the same game or just play different shit and talk. I'll post my PSN if there's any interest.
>>23363278
This actually doesnt sound bad.
>>23363293
Just send me a friend request.
PSN: virulentphantase
>>23363299
Fuck, I'll even renew my PS plus for this. Hang on.
I will read anything you write, (within reason.)
People like my voice and I am really fuckin' tired
SAMPLE: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AnPxtxxlpm
and don't want to sleep for an hour.
>>23362851
Mummy, mummy, FEED MY TUMMY!
>>23362851
something to replace galah
People like your voice? Who? Your dad from the 1930s? Kill yourself.
Hi, /soc/ I need some tips on how I can improve my looks.
Also, general advice thread.
Pic related, tis OP.
Get a new haircut, some contact lenses and a gym membership
Glasses are those really bad ones. Get the thicker frames so you dont look for fragile. You look better with bear. You can trim you hair shorter so it can go up and out of your four head that way your not a 8 year who doesnt know how to groom himself anymore.....sorry if it seems harshe. But those are the three things to make you look alpha among men. Groom (by shaving, and brushing hair like an adult....big shock) and change glasses. Thats it. You win.
>>23362691
*so fragile. And look *better without beard.....so for typeos. Guess i should learn to type my bad.
Slut Thread
a/s/l
# of dudes fucked
# of girls fucked
# of dicks sucked
Turn ons?
Turn offs?
Sluttiest act?
Are you known as a slut?
Still slutty?
Pic?
Contact?
Friendly reminder: 90%+ of the female posts in these "slut" threads are fake. Most actual promiscuous women have no desire to play anonymous question answerer on a board for losers and nerds.
If it's not timestamped it's almost certainly a fake post.
>>23362466
Amen. It's more likely to be some fags getting off to other fags getting off to fake women.
>>23362429
28/m/usa
4
14
2
anonymous sex, black girls, cumshots
Hairy assholes, feet
Existing
I once was
Not really
included
giantinchains@yahoo
post your pic and tell others if you think you could kick their ass in a fight
>>23360602
i'll destroy you and everyone in this thread
*flex*
>>23360602
>>23360608
>two girls
I go for >>23360608 first and hit her in the temple or eye socket or chin/button and deal with she hulk >>23360602 successfully without the extra hours to distract me
Vitals: 6'2-3" 200-210 pounds
>>23360657
Hours = ho thanks auto correct