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Life giving pasta
>spoogoti
>Minc met
>Tomatoe
>Galloon off sperm

>Eat

>>23351150
>under you
You mean "above you"? Otherwise being vegan, etc, would be stated too late to be taken into consideration.

Anons above: Eat noodles with tomato sauce and tofu baked in the oven.

>>23351925
Spinach lasagna with daiya cheese

sticking around for this train wreck


you first OP

>>23347905
>>23347928
I thought i posted already, I dont have any pics but im a guy of course.

>be at comic con drressing as trap
>black nerdy guy in booth bumps into me
>he blushes and i realize he actually thinks im a girl
>flirt with him for a bit
>straight up ask him if he wants me to blow him hoping he still thinks im a girl
>he's blushing like a mother fucker and agrees
>we both head to his car and drive to a carls jr parking lot the entire time im fliriting and stating i only want to suck his dick
>pulls it out and im surpised i actually got this far
>he was only 5 inches but i still sucked it
>deepthroated his dick for like 5 minutes and made him cum twice
>he buys me a burger and drops me off at the con
i still dont get how the fuck he thought i was a girl the entire time, or maybe he knew i was a trap but was just pretending i was a girl, idk.

>>23347984
Got a pick of you in costume?

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M/20/312

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815 here!

>>23340140
Snapchat?

>>23353658
not really

Yep.

why do you feel the need to have a stupid face that makes your forehead wrinkly and makes you look immature? yes. this picture is ugly. can you post a normal one?

>>23343581
Nothing at all. What are you up to?

>>23343581
take your bear suit off.

>>23343590
cooking a frozen pizza. thrilling.

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i'll start
6.5

>>23343559
just right

OMG THIS 6.5 meme is SOOOO FUNNY LOL XD!

>>23343559
10/10 :D

>>23324383
Pretty much this.
Girls are used to guys pining for their attention and so they don't have that drive to improve themselves.

>>23324383
What's that app?
This is shallow of me but I met a girl on tinder and we talked for awhile. She said she was chubby and I was cool with it, I like chubby chicks. We met up and this girl was HUGE. Ditched her.

>>23324383
That's what happens on free dating services, the money weeds out the trash.

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>>23353897
more

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>>23353897
:)

Somecallmeryan

I keep my stories interesting and I always reply

>>23353736
20/M Texas btw

>>23353736

That's cool dude,
Most of mine's cars,game or uni.

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ready

>>23351810
A rich, cocky sum bitch who cheats to win and doesn't start a match until he tag team of paid dangerous motherfuckers are standing at ringside with him

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>>23351869
Pretty much this.

10/10

Timestamp

You're definitely got a look I'm into, second the timestamp though.

>>23351064
bump

gotchan

cellifab

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Last one i promise

>>23350560
Bout 6'5

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Am I cute enough for you 4chode :3

Boys who think I owe them something, love and sex in particular, for being nice to me.
I'll repay a favour but there's no way I'm sucking your dick because you looked after me when I was drunk

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Being left on read.

>>23348004
holding a door open for a girl and not getting sex in return

fucking honestly man

self deprecation is a meme

>>23347664
I'll start of course.

> What makes you suicidal?
Generic reasons, life is pain and I'm sick of it. I can't find the exit to my current situation, and even if I did, things won't get better.

> Have you made any attempts?
Yes

> How many?
At least 3, depends on what counts as an attempt

> How close have you gotten?
I've never been hospitalized but I think I did some brain damage from an attempt a few years ago.

> How do you plan on doing it?
I've found out that pills only have a 6% success rate, so I'm working up the balls to jump off my balcony.

> What's stopping you?
I'm not sure anymore. Maybe because I'm scared of the jump. I know I still have a tiny bit of hope. Hopefully, I'll be able to do it within the next couple weeks.

>>23347673
I don't care, I like the company