post your pic and tell others if you think you could kick

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>>23360602
i'll destroy you and everyone in this thread

*flex*

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>>23360602
>>23360608
>two girls
I go for >>23360608 first and hit her in the temple or eye socket or chin/button and deal with she hulk >>23360602 successfully without the extra hours to distract me

Vitals: 6'2-3" 200-210 pounds

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>>23360657
Hours = ho thanks auto correct

>>23360661
Woah dude chill

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>>23360602
>kick her ass
nope
>dick her ass
ABSOLUTELY
>>23360608
see above
>>23360657
probably not, you've got a couple of inches on me and look like you actually work out

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>>23360671
>not being enthusiastic about violence towards women

Literally as fun as running over animals with a car; only sucks if it's your car, girl, or animal otherwise its a 9/10 good time

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>>23360686
>not being more enthusiastic about violence towards men
it's like you're gay or something

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the only one on /soc/ besides Short vidya lady that I don't think I could beat up is Dutch bro

>>23360602
yes
>>23360608
no
>>23360657
yes
>>23360661
still yes
>>23360673
yes

>>23360602
i would definitely kiss your ass in a fight. i'd bury my face in there
>>23360608
same

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>>23360695
Violence towards men is work. Typically the men I end up having to fight for occupational or circumstantial reasons are 20-40 year old career felon. I've never lost a fight, but it's a dangerous prospect that may end with a third party stabbing or shooting you. That shit is stressful hard work. But when some bitch tries to snatch some cash or valuables when you're distracted for a moment and you wheel around and hit her right on the button and she goes down like a marionette with its strings cut?

Hilarious.

>>23360726
>occupational or circumstantial reasons

lel aren't you a crack dealer or something

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>>23360739
Negatory samoflange.

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Been doing MMA for the past 7 years, who here thinks they could beat my ass

>>23360765
me

>>23360765
i'll throw your skinny ass in the fucking ground mate.

:D

>>23360767
>>23360771

Lemme guess, ure both super beefy gym rats that think big muscles helps u win fights?

>>23360777
>not looking at IDs.

>>23360777
>implying they don't
Everything matters in a fight. As a fighter you are the sum of all your physical and psychological traits and so is every person you encounter

>>23360780

Was too lazy

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You're all beta virgin fags. Fite meh crepes

>>23360788
>implying you'd risk mussing your hair

>>23360777
Well, I mean, also same thing as you with more experience mate. you're cocky.
Cocky guys can't take punches ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>23360796
it's a low quality troll :v why even bother replying.

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>>23360788
c00l

>>23360765
>>23360777

How tall are you? How much do you weigh?

The fact you're that insecure leads me to believe you're one of those cocky assholes who always needs to let people know he could kick their ass.

>>23360765
You're small af. Put a fucking shirt on.

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I don't know how to fight, but I'm willing.

Fat and unhealthy but Im game.

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>>23361088
This is me

>>23361088
usually when people curl up their arms like that in a picture it means theyre flexing. So maybe retake it but flex this time

>>23360673
You're that one guy... trilobite? Or something. With the super hd selfies.

I don't have any pictures of myself on hand, maybe next time [thread].

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I'm generally known for fighting so it's oxymoronic to really participate but yeah
>like 5 in november
>12 the october the year before
including my first knockout

I'm usually drunk

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>>23360602
she could kick my ass, but I'd just enjoy it
>>23360608
Would win unless she's secretly some kind of ninja
>>23360657
Probably could beat my ass
>>23360696
Not sure
>>23360765
Probably would lose, but still put up a good fight
>>23360788
I'd lose
>>23361095
Win maybe
>>23365484
Lose

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199cm (6' 6")
105kg (230lbs)
22 years old.

All the girls in this thread would kick my ass, I can't hit a lady, just block or dodge punches.

As for the guys. I don't think think it is much of a contest.

Let me know if you disagree

>>23365556
i think you're a fgt.

>>23365564
Thanks bud.

I would gladly fuck your tight little ass right after I kick it.

PS.
No homo

>>23365556
hey there
have you considered posting here? :^)
>>23355699

>>23365556

Gay as fuck t shirt and lack of any real mass.

230lbs for 6'6 aint big.

I'd fight you

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meet me after school nd ill fuckin smash u

>>23365871
Nope
>>23365556
>>23365513
>>23365484
>>23361088
>>23360765
>>23360696
>>23360657
Sorry guys.
>>23360673
I couldn't bring myself to do it with your reading choices.
>>23360608
>>23360602
Only if you call me a bitch while doing it.

>>23365887
yeah didnt think so punk