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pumpkin cat thread ?
>>24493833
I'm okay with this.
Has anyone on here ever had any success with using craigslist for anonymous sex/is it safe? I've tried tinder; but only been on a couple of dates, nothing much more. Just want to cut out the middle man and get laid.
>one day whike looking at cl ads super horny
>decide hey I wanna suck cock
>find guy, white dude says his cock is 7 in nit bad
>send a kik message and we chat a bit
>says he wants to bare back
>ehhhhh not sure about his but fuck it I'm horny so say sure
>we swap pics I'm toned he a bit fluff on him not to bad tho
>says he wants to do a fantasy
>ohboy.jpeg
>wants me to knock on the door and when he says come in he will have a blanket over his lap and I go under and just start ducking
>okay not that bad sure
>also wants me to call him daddy
>wtf I guess lol
>so I drive over and this guy keeps firing away request
>wants to kiss
>haha
>no
> he seemed upset but was okay with it
>get to this place and knock on the door, nerves on fire
>"come in"
>wtf this guy is like 30 pounds heavyer than his pics. Probably used old pics
>what ever Ive gone to far
>walk over and dive under the blanket, find his limp cock
>here we go
>start to suck on it
>not bad
> "you like daddies dick?"
>"yes daddy"
>super fucking weird but started to really get into his cock
>started to grow in my mouth as I suck on it, moving my hands up and down on his shaft, was really smooth
>after 10 min of suck in says he is ready
>go over to his bedroom lay face down as instructed, pull my pants down
>"omg anon you have a beautiful ass can I rim you?"
>Whynot.gif
>starts to tounge punch me felt amazing just twirling all over my ass hole
>pushes me down and rubs live up
>starts to probe my pink ass hole with his cock, slowly pushing in
>hurt a bit but started to relax
> started ed to pick up pace grabbing my hips
>"you like daddies dick"
>"yes daddy I love your cock please more daddy"
>wtf I'm a slut
>starts going faster and faster I'm starting to push back and I beg him for cum
>fin ally shoves on last time and I feel my ass warm with cum
>get up clean up and say good day sir
It wasn't as bad as I thought but my nerves were all over
>>24494421
Did you get tested?
>>4446767
Use the Fucking catalog! Don't make duplicate threads!
This is a challenge, /soc/.
Are there any sane, non-attention whore, stable girls here?
It seems that every girl I talk to from this board is perpetually bored to tears but has nothing to say or contribute to any conversation.
Do normal girls even exist on the internet? Or are we stuck with girls who look pretty but have nothing to going for them aside from their looks? I'm genuinely curious, because I've pretty much given up hope at this point.
So my challenge to you is to prove that there's still good on this board: no vapid camwhores, no boring people who expect others to entertain and amuse them, no narcissists. Just normal fucking girls with interests not including "taking a million pictures of myself and posting them online".
In my experience, if you think all of your conversational partners have been lacking, you yourself probably aren't that great. There isn't one single way to be good at conversation, because without chemistry between the people conversing, it really doesn't matter. I've had very deep and profound conversations with females from /soc/, writing them off wholesale like you pretty much have makes me wonder why you think you're so special
You've got a match ;) ;)
>In my experience, if you think all of your conversational partners have been lacking, you yourself probably aren't that great.
This.
anyone else drunk and MIZ-ER-REE-BALE right now come in have fun you loser piece of shit.......................................................
oh ffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C23v1jBQEc
>>24492976
Is that Ichi the Killer?
I need practice talking to women.
Is there any women on here who can talk to me so i can get practice and learn what more women are like other than the shit eating filth i've been forced to know?
Kik: lookin4goodchat
Not interested in the degenerate trash that provoke year after year until i hate everyone and everything
>>24492899
Whats your skype?
Femanons of 4chan, there are tons of 8+ inch men on here, but what are you comfortable with?
>>24492573
8+ inches
im about 5 inches
any girls want to tell me im a failure as a man and that i could never please them?
i really really need a gf who will degrade me constantly and who isnt into cheating.
Kik thread. Post pics, asl, and what you are looking for
This is me.
Kik: fun98760
22/m/ca
Girls hit me up ;)
23/m
Kik SometimesCrazy
Please only Girls
>>24491630
22/m/chubby
interested in:
bbw
traps/sissy/femboys
asians in general
kik: uhnzzz
Male/Female slut thread
tell stories,post pics,or just answer any question you like.
>>24490712
i put my peepee inside a girls vagina a few times.
>>24490712
>gender?
>sexual orientation?
>current age?
>the age and reason you became a slut?
>your kinks/fetishes?
>are you: a sub,a dom,a switch,or vanilla?
>how often do you have sex?
>what do you like to give/receive?
>what is your favorite sex postition?
>what good things happen to you for being a slut?:money,drugs,rides,or etc.
>what bad things happen to you for being a slut?:lose of friends,broken heart,abuse,or etc.
>what sex stories do you remember?
>what was the most degrading,funniest,or taboo things you did or was ask to do?
>will you ever stop being a slut?
>any regrets
>will you post any:advice,more stories,pics, contact
>gender?
F
>sexual orientation?
Straight
>current age?
22
>the age and reason you became a slut?
19, had to for work
>your kinks/fetishes?
Just generally being submissive
>are you: a sub,a dom,a switch,or vanilla?
Sub
>how often do you have sex?
If oral counts 6-7 times a week
>what do you like to give/receive?
Prefer giving
>what is your favorite sex postition?
Missionary
>what good things happen to you for being a slut?:money,drugs,rides,or etc.
Money/rides
>what bad things happen to you for being a slut?:lose of friends,broken heart,abuse,or etc.
Abuse, treated like an object, just generally being used
>what sex stories do you remember?
Quite a few
>what was the most degrading,funniest,or taboo things you did or was ask to do?
First thing that comes to mind was being on the phone to my dad, the guy behind me kept going
>will you ever stop being a slut?
Yes hopefully
>any regrets
Telling certain people about it, going trough with some of the stuff I did
>will you post any:advice,more stories,pics, contact
I can post advice and stories sure
Kik is rawlinxon
Failed meet up threads I guess?
Basically telling a story, a few weeks ago, I received a message on an adult website I use from a guy claiming he knew me in person. said I came into his work place often. But he'd already seen me on sites like 4chan. xhamster, twitter, blahblah Anyway moving on we spoke for about 2 weeks until he revealed who he was to me (was a good looking guy!) Messaged him on facebook to confirm it was him and it was. Anyway we had this big thing planned up where he wanted me to go into his work place (restaurant) in a skirt. he'd follow me into the disabled toilets and give me a fuck behind all his employees back. lol Long behold belief the day before we do it he sends me a message claiming he's had a panic attack wont be able to get hard and very sorry for what he's done.
lol anyway, I thought that would be the end of it he asked me if we could put an end to all of this said he had a girlfriend and the usual shit and it'd gone too far. I told him it was done with. But now he sends me messages "Hey i'm just really nervous your going to come into my work place and get me fired" Or stuff like... Hey i'm really nervous you'll say i'm a sex pest and tell my family lol.
At first it was funny, but I told him no i'm not even remotely interested. but he's still doing it I woke up today to.. I can't sleep blah blah blah i'm so scared your going to do this and that please dont I really regret this I was stupid!!.
Is it wrong that now I actually want to fuck him over because he wont fuck off? lol He went from being this really attractive confident guy to a broken man all by himself. I've just began ignoring him all the time but that seems to be making his "panic" worse.
I doubt he's doing it to try and get anything out of it as it's a terribly unattractive quality lol. Has anything like this ever happened to anyone else? I hear a lot of funny failed tinder stories.
Omfg what a pussy, actual. I wish i could have that oppertunity
Find my friend a girlfriend.
>22
>Lancaster, Pennsylvania
>5'10
>Fairly thin (like 170)
>Italian
>Brown eyes
>Black hair with red tint, looks brownish in sunlight
>Very sweet and affectionate he'll literally treat you like the only woman alive.. if you wanted a slave you would have one
>Enjoys hiking, spelunking, exploring in general, skateboarding, vidya, N64 specifically because I don't recall ever going to his house and playing anything else.. also like ghost hunting and ufology.. and probably some other weird stuff
>His music interests are deas vail, angels and airwaves, weaver at the loom, bethany curve, circa survive..etc
Now I have to get to the crazier side of him.
He's been hurt.
>Very clingy
>Probably smothering
>He will want to spend all his free time with you
>He's getting better about these things, but if you actually liked the qualities i'm sure you could break them back in.
Any question just ask.
>ps He's still a virgin. he says he's waiting for Love, don't hurt him.
I wanted to point out that there is no such friend and youre posting yourself but then i realized that you made it obvious on purpose and id look like a fucking idiot explaining something everyone realizes
>>24489492
If you want an Italian boyfriend, I'm here :3
>>24489492
Tell him to use paid dating sites. Or have friends like you who would find him dates
Hey guys can you rate me from a scale of Fuck-Fuckable
Did you use one of those photo filters to elongate your face?
>>24488866
Looks like Jimmy Neutron glued his pubes to his face.
>>24488866
kys. you're trying way too hard
Rate my chest and stomach.
>>24488595
daddy/10
>>24488605
I'll King hit you
Do femanons like Big Guys who lift?
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.
>>24484223
Epic
>>24484209
yeah but what do they like??
Circumcision thread. Post & rate. Pic related
We are gods people
>>24483268
>using religion as justification for mutilation
are you also an isis sympathiser?
any late night neets on wanna be skype friends ?. Post your skype and I'll add you
>>24493189
Late-night? It's the fucking afternoon mate
>>24493197
Lol what are time-zones
Maybe I will. Depends. Where are you from anon?