Would you date me?
No. Would I smoke you out in the alley of some venue hosting a shitty band? Yes.
Would I then take you to the parking garage to suck your dick until it flew off like a rocket? Yes.
>>24873641
I've never had my dick sucked before, so that would be a first :')
>>24873652
That is a fucking travesty.
You gotta sleep with more twinky little gay dudes.
Anyone want their wife or girlfriend to laugh at my little one so they can appreciate yours more? Feel free to drop her Kik.
bluehedges
>>24882438
If you lost weight that would probably be like 6 inches.
hidden thread
Gay bitch looking for a sugar dadddy, skype:
[email protected]
Feel free to add your own skypes and ass pics. Let's turn this into a gay ass thread
Porn group on kik
Join and post anything porn related.
>>24883221
Add plz
anonface13
>>24883256
Can't find you. Add me at Mr.anon420
Add wayy.to.goo
Does anything feminine(traps, qt boys, females, etc) live in this hellhole?
The only one we had moved to vegas.
I'd love to know as well. All I see on Craigslist are cross dressers and black non-passable.
that sucks, have you guess run into any girls by chance
Lets get ourselves another /uk/ thread going.
Clean or hookups welcome, just let everyone know in your post.
Don't forget to leave contact info and area code!
22 male Glasgow (G23).
Looking for chat of any kind, I'm not picky.
kik:f234g
M 24 Newcastle NE4
Up to meets for drinks, football or whatever
robbro92
23/M/Leamington Spa
Needle in a haystack but any Femanons round here?
Kik: Bowl201
25 m Croydon
Drinks, chats or whatever
Kik ben_mclean69
Hi all, I have tried this once before with limited success but I am here to try again. I am looking to set up a kik group for people with pee, pee desperation, wetting and golden shower fetishes to talk and share arousing content. If you are interested in joining, reply with your kik handle and I will get the group up and running asap.
leo1990.
Papapipeitup add me
I'm game. Mrbumfun
Welcome to Can't Be Bothered.
We are a chill server that just wants everyone to be chill with each other. We can't be bothered with all the drama that is happening so we are going to just watch movies and listen to music while everyone fights and rants and bitches and whines.
We plan on having movie nights every Sunday. But it has turned into a every night thing since we really love movies. On Sunday you get to vote on what movie to watch though.
Other than that you will sometimes see us joking about anything and anyone since we really enjoy the joy of free speech and banter among peers.
Discord link:
https://discord.gg/npjeJez
niggers
the people in there are rude and shitty.
>>24882890
Citation needed.
Any fit guys in VA like curvy chubby girls?
>>24881806
Not in VA, but, aye. I likes me women curvy and chubby.
Where in VA?
>>24881811
Hampton.
White guys?
18 CD/sissy belgium
Kik smokesomeweed171
Up for anything
If you want more information just ask;-)
Added, id love to chat
Hey anon, I'm from Belgium too, I'm really interested by what I see... add me on skype so we can chat a bit... and maybe more :)
jean.brochefort1
>>24882168
Sure hold on tho
How do people find out you have a big dick without showing pics or fucking them?
>>24882326
You stop being a bitch and pull that waitress into the cookwares room for a quick speak-and-spell.
And also, listening when an entire forum tells you not take take pictures where you shit.
Faggot.
>i want everyone to know about my penis!
Well, that's/soc/ for ya.
I guess wear thin or tight pants?
Best way is word of mouth. Bang someone who gossips a lot and people will know
If you're dick's big enough the word will get around
I was told by a female friend of mine that the size of my penis is an in-joke with her circle of friends, and that they refer to me by gesturing with both hands like they're jerking off a massive dick
feels ok man
>>24882427
look when you have a really big dick you can get this urge to tell people for no reason. OP is obnoxious, but I can relate.
Can we have a pure weeb thread? I'm spooked by the horny weeb one.
>A/S/L
>Interests
>Favourite anime/manga/vidya
>What are you looking/not looking for?
>Contact info
And I shall start.
>A/S/L
23/M/Poland
>Interests
Nowadays mostly drawing, watching TV shows and writing my diploma (writing about gun laws, lol)
>Favourite anime/manga/vidya
Eureka Seven, Kids on the Slope, The Tatami Galaxy, Mawaru Penguindrum, Fullmetal Alchemist
>What are you looking/not looking for?
Somebody to talk to. Not necessarily about anime, though I could use some recommendations. Somebody who also draws on a somewhat regular basis would be awesome. Or somebody who likes the same stuff, can get me into some new animu, and make me draw fanarts. Heh
>Contact info
woocash#4893 on discord
Pic related is a smol drawing I made yesterday.
>>24882231
Horny weeb group isn't so bad, unless horny weebs aren't what you're interested in. Artemis is just a giant dickhead.
>>24882261
I just got spooked by the first thing needed to list in the thread being kinks. 2 lewd 4 me
I'm a lonely student of economy and im jewish.
>>24881923
you're a cute jewboy
My name jeff
>>24881923
You're in fucking Poland, traitor.
Not confirmed 4Jew until you prove you've got the true Jew nose. Not that stubby, fat-ended stiffy of yours.
Hi boys. SE wisconsin looking for some mmf action? Also, trap thread. Kik is @therealjefe.
ya kik is offline.
>>24882904
>>24882912
SHIT
IT'S therealljefe
I met you at my niece's daycare, we exchanged mutual glances at one another for about 2 months and eventually let small talk commence. You have two adorable daughters that look EXACTLY like you. I wish I knew what your marital situation was, I've met your daughter's father and it seemed to me like you're possibly separated.
How I long to bump into you in the grocery store .. gym .. just taking a stroll on a nice day .. somewhere I'd feel uninhibited toward my desire to know more about you, to enthrall you, to ask the questions I'd really like to ask.
I'll keep daydreaming and enjoying our encounters via the daycare we both frequent every morning .. wishing .. wanting ..
Pardon this post having no real point, other than a pathetic attempt to dispel these thoughts to the void. They'll persist but this is cathartic to me .. for whatever reason.
Well i have similar dissorder. The only biggest differnce that i work alongside a very special woman, she is actualy my boss. but i cannot help my thought, dream almost every night about her, thinking all the time about her. Its like everything i do is about her, incredibly hard to live this way. i meet her every single day at work and it feels amazing to be near, to talk or just listen to her talking or laughing....
This post is for no reason too, but it feels good to share sometimes.
>>24882651
No judgment passed here anon, I completely understand.