How do people find out you have a big dick without showing

>>24882326
You stop being a bitch and pull that waitress into the cookwares room for a quick speak-and-spell.

And also, listening when an entire forum tells you not take take pictures where you shit.
Faggot.

>i want everyone to know about my penis!

Well, that's/soc/ for ya.

I guess wear thin or tight pants?

Best way is word of mouth. Bang someone who gossips a lot and people will know

If you're dick's big enough the word will get around
I was told by a female friend of mine that the size of my penis is an in-joke with her circle of friends, and that they refer to me by gesturing with both hands like they're jerking off a massive dick

feels ok man

>>24882427
look when you have a really big dick you can get this urge to tell people for no reason. OP is obnoxious, but I can relate.

>thinly veiled way to post dick
fag

>>24882326
Its not that big, sorry to crush you pride

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>>24882450
Plus he's fat.

>>24882326
Post more pics and I'll tell you how

>>24882326
You're probably ugly so..

>>24883067
It doesn't really matter if it's big or average if women don't find you attractive

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>>24882326
You don't you let the females do it for you.

>Be at old retail job
>Humble dude, get along with mostly everyone at work, not out there but not hidden either.
>Hook up with one of my co-workers
>Have sex with her, I'm the biggest she's had
>Leave it at that
>Walk into stockroom and I hear the girls chatting
>Get into the convo late but overhear them talking about dick sizes
>Over hear co-worker mention she had sex with me
>Tells the girls she liked how thick I was
>Hear them mention cause I'm exotic, tall, it must be true that my cock is huge.
>Walk pass them as if I didn't hear anything
>"Heyyy anon"
>Give them a confused "hey" back to pretend I don't know what they mean
>mfw I become the most talked about guy in my department cause I banged one girl and spread like wildfire

Moral of the story, get one girl to see it, watch her tell all her girlfriends. Girls like to talk.

>>24882440
>If you're dick's big enough the word will get around
This.

When I expressed surprise at how all her friends somehow knew I have a big dick, a female friend of mine - the only one of the group I'd actually fucked - smiled and said "Girls talk."

>>24882326
After your shift, change into bike shorts...