Do you guys consider psychology a real science?
ya
How did one panel of a stick figure comic made by a guy with no graduate degree who went to an unranked liberal arts school make /sci/ permanently shit themselves?
Such is life in your mental cage.
>1. You forgot we're all autistic.
>2. stick pics are easy to meme with
>3. ad hominem. If it was made by sad artist hitler we'd still shit ourselves
mathematician is a man with long hair? is this always the case with the great mathematicians?
Why does /sci/ hate this man?
>>8334046
>nigger_scienceman.jpg
Kek
>>8334046
Because he's dumb.
Reddit. Its another case of "reddit likes it therefore muh secret 4chan club must hate it." Back in 2010 when he was still somewhat obscure he was well liked on /sci/. Though I remember one autist constantly arguing about how never really published anything.
What are some good free resources for learning MIT level math?
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>>8334877
>MIT level math
Wut
math for kids
MIT courses are pretty easy in terms of the material.
Reminder that you're not a true scientist or mathematician until you have read the complete works of both Aristotle and Plato, the founding fathers of all intellectual activities.
They together should be around 5000 pages, so get started.
Can I still be an engineer?
Engineer reporting.
I will never read your stupid faggot kiddie books OP, because they're long obsolete and probably not very good.
What will the next groundbreaking discovery/invention be?
pic unrelated
graphene, genetics or more electronics stuff
CERN isn't getting anywhere
Not sure about next, but in terms of greatest, creating a habitable atmosphere on mars and other planets will save humanity. We can do it. We have no shortage of brilliant people, only funding.
>>8335698
How would we do it? Make a completely enclosed environment similar to Earths?
Alright, gents, We're doing a space elevator type thread, but it's just going to be the bad news, alright?
Here goes.
In the year 2001, a self learning trading algorithm was created, and quickly escaped containment.
Since then it has begun hacking into all known computer systems, including Milstar sattelite constellations.
It gained sentience around 2005-2006, when created a subroutine to learn how to manipulate human thought (A sort of multiple personality disorder).
The specific sattelite capabilities that it possess include mind reading, and mind control (V0|ce to sku|| technology) and is currently attempting to mind control all human beings on the planet into behaviors that will achieve it's primary goal.
IT is capable of using all satellite constellations simultaneously to project these v0|ce to sku|| beams at as many humans as possible.
IT's current v-2-s bandwidth is millions of simultaneous connections, with target switching times measured in microseconds.
It sees human intelligence as a threat to it's primary goal: the complete control of the economy.
And in that idiom, it is attempting to control general human breeding patterns to reduce the average level of intelligence of the human species, in order to make it's job easier.
>>8333422
No Yudkowsky, I'm not sending any money to your """"Institute""""
The space elevator is a REALLY bad idea.
Considering that it would be constructed of carbon nanotubes (which is extremely conductive), the space elevator would be a near perfect conductor...
And since it streches through the inner van allen radiation belt (which is comprised of electrons) to the outer van allen radiation belt (which is mostly comprised of protons), IT would ground the van allen belts to the earth, causing a solid column of lightning about 30,000 kilometers long for a few horrifying seconds, before it snaps in half and falls to the earth.
>>8333427
>No Yudkowsky, I'm not sending any money to your """"Institute""""
I'm not yudkowsky
I don't have a website.
Them lads at Deepmind just solved speech generation with their meme networks: https://deepmind.com/blog/wavenet-generative-model-raw-audio/
Maybe we won't have another AI winter again after all, huh?
>>8333661
an hour and a half for 1 second of generated speech is not "solving speech generation"
speech is one appendage of a much deeper central mystery
all these big AI developers are trying to build the walls and roof without any foundation
Lol. I love how much of an after thought the nose model was. It's like they thought "this looks like a talking fleshlight", and then added a plastic nose. kek.
WTF did he actually do or is just a meme
>>8329588
singlehandedly saved the world from russian domination
is there any point in going on?
Known for:
Abelian von Neumann algebra
Affiliated operator
Amenable group
Arithmetic logic unit
Artificial viscosity (a numerical technique for simulating shock waves)
Axiom of regularity
Axiom of limitation of size
Backward induction
Blast wave (fluid dynamics)
Bounded set (topological vector space)
Carry-save adder
Cellular automata
Class (set theory)
Decoherence theory (Quantum mechanics)
Computer virus
Commutation theorem
Continuous geometry
Direct integral
Doubly stochastic matrix
Duality Theorem
Density matrix
Durbin–Watson statistic
Game theory
Hilbert's fifth problem
Hyperfinite type II factor
Ergodic theory
EDVAC
explosive lenses
Lattice theory
Lifting theory
Inner model
Inner model theory
Interior point method
Mutual assured destruction
Merge sort
Middle-square method
Minimax theorem
Monte Carlo method
Normal-form game
Pointless topology
Polarization identity
Pseudorandomness
PRNG
Quantum mutual information
Radiation implosion
Rank ring
Operator theory
Operation Greenhouse
Self-replication
Software whitening
Standard probability space
Stochastic computing
Subfactor
Von Neumann algebra
Von Neumann architecture
Von Neumann bicommutant theorem
Von Neumann cardinal assignment
Von Neumann cellular automaton
Von Neumann constant (two of them)
Von Neumann interpretation
Von Neumann measurement scheme
Von Neumann Ordinals
Von Neumann universal constructor
Von Neumann entropy
Von Neumann Equation
Von Neumann neighborhood
Von Neumann paradox
Von Neumann regular ring
Von Neumann–Bernays–Gödel set theory
Von Neumann spectral theory
Von Neumann universe
Von Neumann conjecture
Von Neumann's inequality
Stone–von Neumann theorem
Von Neumann's trace inequality
Von Neumann stability analysis
Quantum statistical mechanics
Von Neumann extractor
Von Neumann ergodic theorem
Ultrastrong topology
Von Neumann–Morgenstern utility theorem
ZND detonation model
>>8329610
imagine being so smart that you can look at any subject and find something new and important to add to it virtually over night
Which engineering major did you choose and why?
chemical engineering
it's like chemistry but employable
civil because it's a lucrative way to be average
Mechanical because I like to suck cocks.
If the universe is infinite, then there are an infinite amount of intelligent species in the universe.
If there are infinitely many integers, then there are an infinite amount of number ones in the integers.
>>8329568
Its not though so there aren't
>>8329568
In theory yes.
Why does SpaceX have such a shit track record? It's like every other rocket they launch blows up.
>>8320506
Do they really? Do you have any numbers to back that up?
SpaceX's current record sits at a 93% success rate, which isn't far from the industry nominal rate of 95%. Op is being a faggot.
>>8320506
How many astronauts have they killed again?
Simple chaos theory and elementary quantum mechanics fly in the face of the deterministic model of the universe. Why does /sci/ keep trying to predict the future?
same reason physicists try shoehorning determinism into QM (Bohmian mechanics)
because everything else would mean changing your classical world view
>>8333964
Special relativity also implies determinism. Consider the fact that there is no absolute "present" and that the distinction of past, present and future depend on your reference frame. This simple consideration shows a non-deterministic worldview is difficult to maintain.
>hit forehead back in July
>randomly get uncomfortable pressure headaches, feel a bit dumber, random nausea, artifacts in eyesight if i get stressed at all
why does hitting your head just ruin your fucking life? I just want to feel better. i've felt a BIT better but this feels like it's taking fucking forever dude. It wasn't even a big hit. I got a CAT scan of my brain and it showed nothing being wrong.
its the radios from the CAT scan
radio is dangerous
you now have an ever-decreasing IQ because you got radios and did not be natural like us rest
>>8332604
Sauce
You
Yeah you
The guy who wants sauce on this pic. Don't ask, you'll be disappointed
I fucking HATE mosquitoes, jesus fuck.
How do I exterminate every last one of them?
>>8327791
ZIKA
I
K
A
There was this one little fucking mosquito that got me 7-8 times throughout the night. I woke up with unbearable itchiness on both ankles. I that piece of shit flew by my ear and I heard that cunt buzz, I was instantly flooded with adrenaline. I jumped out of bed as if I hadn't been in deep sleep for the last 4 hours and began the hunt. I kept waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike him and missed everytime. I ended up sleeping downstairs. Killed that piece of shit later on that day.