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Hi /s4s/ britfag here. Its been five long horrible years since Ive gotten laid and I want that to change right now. Hell, its not even getting laid that I miss the most, but eating a girl out. I LOVE the taste of a girls pussy straight out of the shower and the way they move as they are approaching orgasm etc. I used to be a master of the art (could make my ex squirt within 10 minutes), and pretty sure I still know how to do it.
In case your wondering why its been so long, Its not that Im ugly or anything, Im a straight 7/10 at least. But I had a slight breakdown after my gf of 10 years left me for someone else and ended up developing agoraphobia.
Ive decided the dry spell is going to end in 2016 though, which brings us down to business: If any girl in the south east of england wants me to come to their place and eat them out for hours on end, send me an email at [email protected]. Include a photo of your face and your puss and I will get back to you.
Not posting my picture on a thread like this on a place so public, but will email to applicants. Honestly I swear im not an ugmo :)
This is a serious offer. Look forward to hearing from people.
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What the hell is a girl?
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>>4028086
3d animes
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>>4028100
Oooohhh....
Nice dubs btw.
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>>4028083
you just came to the wrong side of town son
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>>4028083
>britf*g
>f*g
wew check your privilege
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>>4028138
What are you gonna do? Dirty weeb
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>>4028152
reupholster my furnithure
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>>4028157
With no survivors
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Why are you posting this on s4s this isn't SOC!!! Fugg offfffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Help me spread new meme pasta? :^)
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>>4028083
>I LOVE the taste of a girls pussy straight out of the shower and the way they move as they are approaching orgasm etc.
yeah u can have all the mudslime twat u want, u limey cunt
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>>4028083
>five long horrible years
Hi, /r9k/ would like to have a word with you.
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>>4028100
Ew wtf
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>>4028664
3d animes are a tragic fact of life.
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>>4028083
buy a new stereo yuropoor
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>>4028083
try pof or something? this isn't the girlfriend application board.
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