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pray until something happens.
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This happened
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>>3961388
good dubs. God blesses thee with 'em.
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>>3961388
Very nice duble

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eric pige
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le shig cowe
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17kb ass?
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Le pig shig is a lost art.

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is this the place where attention whores come to die?
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>>3961281
I can feel the wheel, but I can't steer
When my thoughts become my biggest fear
Ah, what's the difference, I'll die
In this sick world of mine
Ahh....
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>>3961283
come on dont be such a rude
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sorry for this bump but I must know

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fug dis board :DDDDD
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>>3961265
dib my badora to u sir :DDDDDDD
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>>3961265
>fug - OP
rude

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Do you nice fellows even know who your board-tan is? I think maybe you do not.

Her name is Madoka, and she is your god.

Madoka.
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Madoka
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useless god
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>>3961253
what

>>3961255
good dub

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Only epin oldfigs will remember this well-aged dead meme.
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>>3961168
BANTI

Your fortune: Outlook good
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¿u doin okay?
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>>3961155
these double dubs are makin' me feel a-ok bby
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JSUT FUCK OFF ALREADY

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Soo... 4chan noob, seen a comment about using pigs on Isis.
Kinda surprised that never happened.
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>>3961152
nice ruse
u just want mods 2 stik
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>>3961152
cowe is raepist. bad cowe.

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shh water is sleeping...
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goodnight water
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>>3961124
*SLUUUURRRP*
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>>3961124
WAKE UP WATER
YOU CAN SLEEP WHEN YOUR DEAD

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rudeposting
>>>/b/

frogposting
>>>/r9k/

fudposting
>>>/ck

adviceposting
>>>/adv/

requestolini
>>>/r/

cartoon prons
>>>/aco/

cartoon prons
>>>/d/

vidyaposting
>>>/v/

all greenposting and depressionposting
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/

FUNPOSTING
>>>[s4s]

back from whence you came

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Thanks :::-----DDDD
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ure not very fun so u should go

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>There is actually someone who fell for this
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>>3961100
lmfao. nice dubs, but who are you quoting?
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>>3961100
nice dubs but who are you quoting?
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>>3961100
nice dubs but not sure who you're quoting

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lol
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PR(LOL)BLEM?
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the ghost of trolls past
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lol I laughed, is this some kind of silly rip off of lel?

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Hello. I am an anon from /mlp/. The Glimmerposting is getting overwhelming. Pls send help. I repeat, the Glimmerposting is getting overwhelming. Pls Send Help.
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>>3961094
Not your personal army.
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>>3961094
>MRW I touch my dick
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what can i do to help *clenches gun holster*

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new meme
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>>3961085

Why is his penis sticking out of his ass?
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Why is there a massive line of jizz on his face?

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A Simple Man (ONE)

>I'm a simple man:
>I wake up, get out of bed, take a shower
>singing an old song
>while the searing water splashes off the back of my neck
>I turn the knob
>the water stops running
>I dry off, and shave the short tendrils of hair off my cheeks
>I knick myself a little on the last swipe
>I got too excited, I thought
>I went into the laundry room and put on the clothes I set the night before
>I go into the kitchen, getting out the eggs and frying pan
>I make scrambled eggs
>My wife gives me some toast and kisses me gently on the cheek
>My son's near the opposite end of the table
>You alright, I ask
>Just tired, he says
>Weird noises again, I reciprocate
>He knods
>I put my dishes into the dishwasher and head to the bathroom
>I make the final preparations before work
>brushing my teeth
>combing my hair
>I say goodbye to my wife and son from the floor below
>I get my briefcase
>my jacket
>my keys
>get into my car, turning the ignition
>open the electric garage door
>and leave

...

>Twelve-thirty in the morning
>I roll my car up the driveway
>opening the garage and parking within it
>I leave the car without turning it off
>I circle around to the trunk and open it
>where within lies the project I've been working on
>it squirms as I wrap my arms around the gray garbage bag
>I use my right hand to take the keys out of the car
>and my left arm to hold it
>I walk to the back of my house
>unlocking the wooden entryway leading into the sub-basement
>I heave it back up into my arms, and walk downstairs
>closing the wooden doorway behind me
>I turn the light-switch
>revealing the rectangular pedestal
>and my "little shop of horrors"
>I tear open the gray bag with a razor-blade
>it looks at me, but cannot scream
>I gagged it with the plastic ball I give to the dog
>it's body well-bound for no escape
>I pick it up, and place it on the pedestal
>I cut the bounds on her body, being careful to put each limb in the metal braces
>or else it fights back
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>>3961007
who are you quoting?
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A Simple Man (TWO)

>Finally, I remove the ball from it's mouth
>it screams a high-pitched scream, saying things like
>help me
>help me
>please help me
>but it never begins to realize
>I'm all the help it ever needs
>I tell it that screaming's pointless
>the walls are well sound-proofed
>it stares back at me, tears rolling down it's eyes
>I smile
>this is what I'm meant to do, I tell myself
>I grab my scalpel from the drawer
>and walk over to it
>illusions are our downfall, I tell it,
>and pain is one of them
>I make the first incision at the base of it's navel
>it looks on helplessly, screaming as it should
>My scalpel finally reaches the base of it's neck
>and it's skin unfolds like that of a bird's
>I look at the organs undulating within the body cavity
>I am suddenly overwhelmed with temptation
>the perfect specimen before me
>the juices settling at it's back
>and I realize I can't help myself
>I eagerly get the sharpest butcher-knife I have
>hanging from the cork-wall
>cut off a part of it's lung
>and bite into it as would some ravenous beast
>it's screaming turns to gurgling
>blood drips down it's cheek
>I wipe it away with my finger
>and lick off the residue
>I keep chopping and chopping
>putting the goods into ice packs in the fridge
>beside last week's and the weeks before that
>the screams aren't as bad now
>and while I'm tearing out one of it's arteries
>the screaming stops
>I stop cutting
>the world stops moving
>and god's greatest creation fills the room
>as it did all those times before
>Silence
>Pure
>unadulterated
>and absolute
>silence
>It's an eternity until I look at my hands
>this flesh covered in blood
>the hands of a man, I tell myself
>A simple man.
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>>3961010

It's a green-text story. That phrase doesn't work here.

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