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> be me
> have lonely af beta fag friend
> so desperate that he rubs the one eyed vessel 2 times a day at least
> also eats ludicrous amounts of artery clogging junk food
> "guys my heart hurts"
> big fucking suprise
> we're all suprised he hasn't had a heart attack while fapping yet
> looks up possible heart issues
> goes to school nurse
> "your hearts fine anon"
> actual big fucking suprise
> looks more into what is hurting
> finds out about muscle between arm and heart
> never works out because beta fag
> you see where this is going /s4s/
> poor bastard is so beta fag the only reason he has had anything close to a workout is because he's lonely
> pic related
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>>3963834
K.
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>>3963834
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
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He's a big guy.

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Walk in, see this, what do? Please note she's already pregnant.
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Untie her, get the fuck outta there (cause pentagrams and shit), smash that pussy at home. (The grateful fuck is always better...)
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>>3963798
IS THAT MIKU?

I would ask her for autograph after untying her and she would sing with me for saving her! yay :)

then I would wake up

And cry.
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untie her tell her she doesnt have to explain anything and then hand her a bowl of eggs (for energy since shes hungry)

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(whisper)DON'T FORGET YOU'RE BEING WATCHED
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>>3963725
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(whisper)IT'S NOT A JOKE

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>3963725
>>3963753
OK, now what?

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lol
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>>3963726
epic.....
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>>3963733
>33
>Dubs
Nice
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>>3963736
1 cup of coffee is all we need

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reflnaut joins the meme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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reflnaut looks happy
this makes me happy
good meme
God speed reflnaut
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>>3963685
G O D
S P E E D
R E F L N A U T
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soda nk

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super sugoi kawaii
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super kawaii sugoi
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nakadashi ahegao
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ses
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>>3963601
gross
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>>3963601
snes

>>3963622
nice digits
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>>3963601
i like the shine

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yee
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ebin XXXXXXXDDDDDDDDD
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never gonna give yee up
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Never gonna yee me down

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i just wanna tell you how im feeling
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Fuck
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My
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trolld again

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i wanna touch her in places :^)
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lol i want to smell the bottom of her boot's <3 ^____^
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>>3963525
I wanna touch her ribcage and heart to finish this transplant
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>>3963533
i wanna take off her boots and play with her legs

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wait... are those $2.5k /lb truffles from oregon or france?
(they're from france just they are bad at revising their signs...)
i buy like shiitake mushrooms there but holy fug some mushrooms can be extremely expensive. the infused oils are as far as i'd go. i have no clue what i'd do with fresh truffles, wherever they are from.
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lulu why is the black rocks so expansive?!?!?!
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>>3963454
That's the price of living fancy
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>>3963454
i think their xpensive cuz they are made with puppies

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>tfw I've been trying to figure out what I want to do with my life for so long and I think I've figured it out

I want to make music, friends
I want to learn as many instruments as I can and experiment as much as possible and make some new fucking sounds
I want to start a second musical renaissance and get people actually thinking and making music for themselves. So many people blindly follow what is advertised but I want to get people to really know what they want out of what they are listening to

I don't care about money, I know I'll be poor forever because I'll never make it and I'll die without success but it'll be worth it. I knew I didn't care about money well before I came to this conclusion that's why it's been so hard to find a direction

That's what I'm feeling at the moment anyway. Drugs may have something to do with that
MUSIC THREAD FRIENDS. POST WHAT YOU LIKE
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>So many people blindly follow what is advertised but I want to get people to really know what they want out of what they are listening to

this tbh fam

This is a good example of music that goes against the grain. I want to make music like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU
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>>3963393
I like when adults have big aspirations

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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epic
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>>3963291
originally, classic yuji sakai
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>>3963297
thx anonymous
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!float fail boat LMAO

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I am a 17 year old weeaboo, and about six months ago, I started watching Yugioh, not expecting myself to get into it at all. However, as the series progressed, I found myself feeling further and further infatuated with Seto Kaiba. Before long, I was thinking about him nonstop. After several weeks of trouble in school and the like since I could only focus on him, I came to the conclusion that I was in love with him. So there you have it: I'm in love with Seto Kaiba. All of my fantasies center around him, and I cannot stand the idea of being with anyone else. I know he is not real, however, and this very fact troubles me more each day. Certainly you must know of a way for me to not only make him real, but for him to fall as deeply in love with me as I have with him. If anyone else here still does have a shred of humanity within them, please help me. There is nothing I want more than to be with him.
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>>3963265(Me)>>3963265(Me)
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>>3963265(Me)

DUDE WEED LMAO
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Your logical and coherent arguments are not wanted here, please leave

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hge stole my crednit cardf

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>3963249
my snek lawyer tell me tht steeling is illegal.

I will catch that criminal and snd hm to snek court hiss hiss lol
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うんち
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Callf the policies cops

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