> be me
> have lonely af beta fag friend
> so desperate that he rubs the one eyed vessel 2 times a day at least
> also eats ludicrous amounts of artery clogging junk food
> "guys my heart hurts"
> big fucking suprise
> we're all suprised he hasn't had a heart attack while fapping yet
> looks up possible heart issues
> goes to school nurse
> "your hearts fine anon"
> actual big fucking suprise
> looks more into what is hurting
> finds out about muscle between arm and heart
> never works out because beta fag
> you see where this is going /s4s/
> poor bastard is so beta fag the only reason he has had anything close to a workout is because he's lonely
> pic related
>>3963834
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
He's a big guy.
Walk in, see this, what do? Please note she's already pregnant.
Untie her, get the fuck outta there (cause pentagrams and shit), smash that pussy at home. (The grateful fuck is always better...)
>>3963798
IS THAT MIKU?
I would ask her for autograph after untying her and she would sing with me for saving her! yay :)
then I would wake up
And cry.
untie her tell her she doesnt have to explain anything and then hand her a bowl of eggs (for energy since shes hungry)
(whisper)DON'T FORGET YOU'RE BEING WATCHED
>>3963725
(whisper)IT'S NOT A JOKE
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
lol
>>3963726
epic.....
>>3963733
>33
>Dubs
Nice
>>3963736
1 cup of coffee is all we need
reflnaut joins the meme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reflnaut looks happy
this makes me happy
good meme
God speed reflnaut
>>3963685
G O D
S P E E D
R E F L N A U T
soda nk
super sugoi kawaii
super kawaii sugoi
nakadashi ahegao
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ses
>>3963601
gross
>>3963601
snes
>>3963622
nice digits
>>3963601
i like the shine
yee
ebin XXXXXXXDDDDDDDDD
never gonna give yee up
Never gonna yee me down
i just wanna tell you how im feeling
Fuck
My
trolld again
i wanna touch her in places :^)
lol i want to smell the bottom of her boot's <3 ^____^
>>3963525
I wanna touch her ribcage and heart to finish this transplant
>>3963533
i wanna take off her boots and play with her legs
wait... are those $2.5k /lb truffles from oregon or france?
(they're from france just they are bad at revising their signs...)
i buy like shiitake mushrooms there but holy fug some mushrooms can be extremely expensive. the infused oils are as far as i'd go. i have no clue what i'd do with fresh truffles, wherever they are from.
lulu why is the black rocks so expansive?!?!?!
>>3963454
That's the price of living fancy
>>3963454
i think their xpensive cuz they are made with puppies
>tfw I've been trying to figure out what I want to do with my life for so long and I think I've figured it out
I want to make music, friends
I want to learn as many instruments as I can and experiment as much as possible and make some new fucking sounds
I want to start a second musical renaissance and get people actually thinking and making music for themselves. So many people blindly follow what is advertised but I want to get people to really know what they want out of what they are listening to
I don't care about money, I know I'll be poor forever because I'll never make it and I'll die without success but it'll be worth it. I knew I didn't care about money well before I came to this conclusion that's why it's been so hard to find a direction
That's what I'm feeling at the moment anyway. Drugs may have something to do with that
MUSIC THREAD FRIENDS. POST WHAT YOU LIKE
>So many people blindly follow what is advertised but I want to get people to really know what they want out of what they are listening to
this tbh fam
This is a good example of music that goes against the grain. I want to make music like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU
>>3963393
I like when adults have big aspirations
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
epic
>>3963291
originally, classic yuji sakai
>>3963297
thx anonymous
!float fail boat LMAO
I am a 17 year old weeaboo, and about six months ago, I started watching Yugioh, not expecting myself to get into it at all. However, as the series progressed, I found myself feeling further and further infatuated with Seto Kaiba. Before long, I was thinking about him nonstop. After several weeks of trouble in school and the like since I could only focus on him, I came to the conclusion that I was in love with him. So there you have it: I'm in love with Seto Kaiba. All of my fantasies center around him, and I cannot stand the idea of being with anyone else. I know he is not real, however, and this very fact troubles me more each day. Certainly you must know of a way for me to not only make him real, but for him to fall as deeply in love with me as I have with him. If anyone else here still does have a shred of humanity within them, please help me. There is nothing I want more than to be with him.
fef
Your logical and coherent arguments are not wanted here, please leave
hge stole my crednit cardf
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>3963249
my snek lawyer tell me tht steeling is illegal.
I will catch that criminal and snd hm to snek court hiss hiss lol
うんち
Callf the policies cops