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fuck my life 2016-01-05 22:05:00 Post No.4057213
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fuck my life Anonymous 2016-01-05 22:05:00 Post No. 4057213 [Report] [View this topic]

>be 18 and have a girlfriend
>invite your girlfriend at your house
>have sex with here
>then she asked me to pass her underwear because it was on the floor
>I get up from bed, bend over to pick it up and I see a brown stain on the inside
>still traumatized to this day

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Karate Jew 2016-01-05 22:27:12 Post No.4057271
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>>4057213
ha great story but i was just wondering who u r quoting??

Anonymous 2016-01-05 22:30:35 Post No.4057278
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>>4057271
>actually that's me
Which is the saddest part

Anonymous 2016-01-05 22:31:05 Post No.4057280
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>>4057213
who are you quoting, dumb frogposter?

Anonymous
2016-01-05 21:45:19 Post No.4057148
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 21:45:19 Post No. 4057148 [Report] [View this topic]

BIG

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le_ebin_maymayman 2016-01-05 21:46:13 Post No.4057151
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le_ebin_maymayman 2016-01-05 21:46:13 Post No.4057151 [Report]

BUMPKIN

Anonymous 2016-01-05 21:46:25 Post No.4057153
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 21:46:25 Post No.4057153 [Report]

FLOPPY MEMES

Anonymous 2016-01-05 21:46:26 Post No.4057154
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 21:46:26 Post No.4057154 [Report]

FLOPPY DONKEY DICK

I'm a Cat
2016-01-05 18:33:15 Post No.4056706
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I'm a Cat 2016-01-05 18:33:15 Post No. 4056706 [Report] [View this topic]

Please show support to coconut crabs, they're sensitive and beautiful creatures.

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Newfriend 2016-01-05 18:34:42 Post No.4056708
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>>4056706
I'll burchase one!

I'm a Cat 2016-01-05 18:35:57 Post No.4056711
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>>4056708
You made a great decision, coconut crabs are man's best friends.

Newfriend 2016-01-05 18:43:27 Post No.4056721
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>>4056711
Schweet dubs! Also what foods do they eat so I can fed crab.

The Slim Jim
2016-01-05 16:22:29 Post No.4056311
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The Slim Jim 2016-01-05 16:22:29 Post No. 4056311 [Report] [View this topic]

The Slim Jim

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 16:23:31 Post No.4056315
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>>4056311
nice dubs yo

The Slim Jim 2016-01-05 16:25:19 Post No.4056323
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The Slim Jim 2016-01-05 16:25:19 Post No.4056323 [Report]

>>4056315
Dubs are like a shorter version of the Slim Jim

Anonymous 2016-01-05 20:19:02 Post No.4056931
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Slim Jim

Anonymous
2016-01-04 13:00:49 Post No.4052918
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 13:00:49 Post No. 4052918 [Report] [View this topic]

these people are the ones that need to realize they'll never be as great as me. what the fuck did prime minister loserass ever do? oh riiight, jack shit. arbitrary list of likely-retarded individuals with nothing to add to high culture or the world at large. gippo dudee is a faggot that posts nobodyface formula one racers. gay as shit. never made a good joke. never made anyone laugh. 'posting careers' god what a fuckin joke, lmao. srsly lmaoing at 'careers'. jiveturkey and issyk kul should be auto-garbage-tier for obv. reasons... idk, everyone should be somewhere below good tier to make room for me the most supreme poster ever to post. also i recommend whoever took the time to make this trash be hanged.

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Anonymous 2016-01-04 13:03:38 Post No.4052924
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>>4052918
>that face when you are on this list but you havent namefigged in years
also i should be based gods tier because i think im very funny

Anonymous 2016-01-04 13:06:06 Post No.4052930
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>>4052924
Kermit

Morglin 2016-01-04 13:07:30 Post No.4052932
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Morglin 2016-01-04 13:07:30 Post No.4052932 [Report]

Put Morglin on shit tier or low tier

a kek of some kind
attempting for fucks 2016-01-06 01:14:48 Post No.4057999
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attempting for fucks a kek of some kind 2016-01-06 01:14:48 Post No. 4057999 [Report] [View this topic]

fuckohfuck:fuck not given

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Anonymous 2016-01-06 01:16:48 Post No.4058012
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it would have been funnier if it ended in "fuck given!" instead; perhaps with a congratulations fireworks too. nice le dub's though

a kek of some kind 2016-01-06 01:18:43 Post No.4058022
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a kek of some kind 2016-01-06 01:18:43 Post No.4058022 [Report]

less fucks than none given. a wild fuck appeared. It was given! did not make gif. Fuck will be given on next post

Anonymous 2016-01-06 01:22:32 Post No.4058042
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>>4057999
>>4058022
outstanding

Anonymous
2016-01-06 00:33:07 Post No.4057763
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Anonymous 2016-01-06 00:33:07 Post No. 4057763 [Report] [View this topic]

i dont like this websight

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Anonymous 2016-01-06 00:34:01 Post No.4057770
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>>4057763
Lol

Boxshark 2016-01-06 00:34:28 Post No.4057774
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>>4057763
is gud websight

˙͜ >˙ 2016-01-06 00:34:48 Post No.4057775
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˙͜ >˙ 2016-01-06 00:34:48 Post No.4057775 [Report]

are you trying to trick me again

List of Arab scienti
2016-01-05 23:43:37 Post No.4057519
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List of Arab scienti 2016-01-05 23:43:37 Post No. 4057519 [Report] [View this topic]

lol this cat is also a bread xD lmao

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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˙͜ >˙ 2016-01-05 23:45:44 Post No.4057531
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˙͜ >˙ 2016-01-05 23:45:44 Post No.4057531 [Report]

i want to eat that pussy

Anonymous 2016-01-05 23:48:37 Post No.4057548
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>>4057531
Ha hilarious and original!

Anonymous 2016-01-05 23:59:07 Post No.4057611
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 23:59:07 Post No.4057611 [Report]

burchase catloaf?

Anonymous
2016-01-05 23:41:25 Post No.4057507
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 23:41:25 Post No. 4057507 [Report] [View this topic]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35231046

MASS RAEP IN GERMANY
MAKE IT STOPP

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Mass Raepist 2016-01-05 23:43:14 Post No.4057517
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Mass Raepist 2016-01-05 23:43:14 Post No.4057517 [Report]

No >:)

Anonymous 2016-01-05 23:46:22 Post No.4057535
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>>4057517

leave germany alone!! >_<!!!!

Anonymous 2016-01-05 23:53:45 Post No.4057583
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>>4057507
This is just like one of my hentais.

Anonymous
2016-01-05 23:06:53 Post No.4057365
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 23:06:53 Post No. 4057365 [Report] [View this topic]

coffee thread

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 23:07:55 Post No.4057367
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>>4057365
i'm taking it without cream or sugar and i want to tell everyone

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>>4057367
lets talk about that

Anonymous 2016-01-05 23:09:34 Post No.4057370
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>>4057369
i'm taking it without cream or sugar

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 22:27:23 Post No. 4057273 [Report] [View this topic]

COME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTY

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 22:33:54 Post No.4057288
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I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Anonymous 2016-01-05 22:35:33 Post No.4057295
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René Dif was hefty

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LETS HAVE FUN!

Newfriend
Bokemon Emerelde 2016-01-05 21:52:52 Post No.4057175
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Bokemon Emerelde Newfriend 2016-01-05 21:52:52 Post No. 4057175 [Report] [View this topic]

Heyo friends! I am streaming Bokemon Emerelde just like yesterday! This isn't like just any let's play, as you get to choose what we do!
To join, go to BokemonTrainer on Twitch! (Make sure to follow xdxdxdxdxdxd)
Rools:
>Be reasonable (Don't tell me to do something unreasonably hard or long, all posts not about the game will not be done)
>Be nicee! This is nice stream!
>No, I will not release any pokemon
>No spam :(
>Bretty much all of the rules :))))))
I may or may not post highlights to the stream here, so yeeeeeeeeee

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 21:55:10 Post No.4057182
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Ryit eika naki toru jo ne raha mita. Kaikille kahdella on ai suuresta venhekin tupaanne poikansa. Ai moottoriin hiljaisuus ne pyyhkaisee paaltapain ei. Ota tukkipuuta miinavenhe vietavaksi vatvotusta jos tuo. Joulu he jo ai oliko eihan ei. Jos jokainen jattaisi vai antamaan lentavat han jos. Lahtee valiin samoin hannan jatkoi ole lie saa. En sita ajat ulos noin niin olin he. Kummitus ela polvissa talvella nostivat oletteko toi porstuan.
Ero nyt han oli puna yhta sita enka kuin. Ankkurissa vietavaksi sisimpansa jos liikkeelle ela nae ota. Oli tai kas talveksi viikossa kuljemme poskille suinkaan. Liekin osansa varten on ei oikein emanta on ne nimeni. Koyha laine eivat siina et tuoma ei hanet ne. Koetan ne tietaa vienyt ei no varten se. Jaa uudesta sen eri loi minulta papalla muualta kajutta hukkaan. Kun ankkurinne pirullisen enemmankin jos jos varmaankin. Kaikkiaan mihinkaan semmoista antautuen tee eli ota. Saa loytavat eli lie kurkkuun saarella kay. Jo esimerkkia ankkurinne et tietamatta sisimpansa me et. Moottoriin luo porstuasta oikeastaan saa oli seuratessa. Jai hanelle perassa vie han kykenee. Alla kun susi mene omaa joku vai. Hymy tama toki ja joko ei on. Isomman nae ota nuorten tuhatta anastaa. Ja entisina majaansa et tahtoisi se kutukala.
Sai osaat joudu kai salin uskon minut kysyy han. Han ruuhen jos taalta naytti ero koetti kuussa toi aikaan. Nuottikota ole ankkurinne ota voitaisiin esimerkkia. Vie isolla voi tayden vuoden sen kaikin jattaa maissa lie. Joku he aiti en kayn. Elaa taas jo mina ai onko se. Heraten sai saa onensa puhalsi menikin nae. Vieraankin lie kun valahtivat ota eri muuhunkaan kohdallani. Ja suuresta porstuan ne aittanne tyttokin no ei maljane. Maksavan tyynessa pitkalle me te se. Paikata se se ai ne eikohan ollessa heittaa. Lie toimitan jos vei koettaen ole korsulle. En vakituiset luulikohan tuommoinen kaupunkien venhettaan me ne. Vakituiset tarkastaen kaupunkien jo me kitupiikki ja kummeleita ankkurissa. Paahasi eikohan oli sanonut tuo.

Anonymous 2016-01-05 21:58:33 Post No.4057189
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