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Quasimodo's dick

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>>4059131

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>>4059130
Oh my god

are nice.

>>4059134
in a gas chamber.

>>4059183
Lol
#rekd

Oceans aren't for hydrating : )
Find some freshe water : )
It's for the best : )
:)

>>4059101
this tbh if you drink ocean water you will die

>>4059066
husky dubs

you have woken up to find that the color scheme of s4s is now red on black and the board title is "nigger eradication station 2016". the most active thread is a raid wherein well-known and ironic twitter personality @bestanusweed420 has been coerced into saying "i suck nigger dick" through a mouthful of boiled eggs. the second most popular thread seems to relate in some capacity to porn of the My Little Pony cartoon. there is a gun on your table with one bullet in it

Just type 3939 out several times.
Trust me.

>>4058950
I'd probably go sell the gun then shitpost a bunch

Boss quad fam

>>4058888
QUADS
OH
MY
GOD
DUB DUBS

>>4058888
Quads
>Quads
Quads
>Quads
Quads
>Quads

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vagoona matata

if no one responds to my really funny silly post im going to be a little bit sad, im warning you guys

>>4058836
you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

This is where dreams go to live

>>4058773
Do I come into your home and shit on your carpet?

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>>4058773
you wouldn't understand even if I told you...

more like Pank Frizza amirite

Working on creating a name for myself in digital media/animation but I don't know where to start. Should I create a blog? Website or some sort? Is Wix a good place for that?

He could have also been referring to wedgies or really tight bottoms, so calm down

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>>4058601

>>4058604
Oh fug

Yo man, y'all niggas ain't gonna believe what the fuck happened to me.
Remember that bitch I left the club with man? Yo, freaky yo. I'm up in
this bitch player this bitch fucking run them old Knick ass niggas and shit,
I'm up in the spot though. One of them six-five niggas, I don't know.
Anyway I'm up in the motherfucking spot, so boom I'm up in the pussy,
whatever whatever. I sparks up some lye, Pop Duke creeps up in on some,
must have been rained out or something *laughing* because he's in the
spot. Had me scared, had me scared, I was shook Daddy - but I forget I
had my Roscoe on me. Always. You know how we do. So anyway the nigga
comes up the stairs, he Ñreeping up the steps, the bitch all shook she
sends the nigga back downstairs to get some drinks and shit. She gettin
mad nervous, I said fuck that man! I'm the nigga, you know how we do it
nigga, ransom note style put the scarf around my motherfucking face,
gagged that bitch up, played the kizzack. Soon this nigga comes up in
the spot, flash the Desert in his face he drops the glass. Looked like
the nigga pissed on his-self or somethin, word to mother! Ahh fuck it
this nigga runs dead to the floor, peels up the carpet, start giving me
mad papers, mad papers. (I told you that bitch was a shiesty bitch cause!
Word to mother I used to fuck her cousin but you ain't know that! Hahaha.
You wouldn't know that shit. Really though.) I threw all that
motherfucking money up in the Prater knapsack. Two words, I'm gone!
(No doubt, no doubt... no doubt!) Yo nigga got some lye, y'all got
some lye?

>>4058567
Thank you. Your feedback is appreciated.

Sleep tite, Yeezy

>>4058539
My back hurts, my dick don't work and now I have to deal with your bullshit.

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>>4058555
>555

>>4058555
Very rude trips

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raaarh im come 4y sealing cat

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watch

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>>4058313
that feel when sandra bullock will never be your mom

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>>4058593
sorry only one mother per customer

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truly the beb for the next generation

this story of mine (english is not indiom chosen, please forgive me).

>Be then about 17 years old.
>friends and family annouce me as 'Fat Bastard'.
>I don't apreciate that nickname. However, for sharts and gargles I laugh too, all the times.
>Jokes evolve and become more damaging to me. "He is unnatractive because of eexagerated proportions". "He cannot stroke his own penis". "He is a truck loaded with shit and failed dreams".
>continue to laugh with them, being a beta version male that i be.
>new years eve.
>some maiden in our home made turkey. a bird we eat here.
>because of various foods, the people at my lair didn't eight the totality of the bird.
>the folowing morning, some mayonnaise was trown in the turkey.
>friends and family joke that I, being the Fat Bastard that I am, Had Sex with the turkey, and thus, the mayonnaise was evidence that I had ejaculated strongly.
>I, once again, jester "It was not me. She was not even my type".
>audience laughs.
>contemplate self termination at a later hour.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>4057840
why dont you use you're name nemore?

>>4057840
thanks for censoring that lewd part