yuck anon, you smell like socks
>>4058006
I feel so sterilized...
no I smell like shit
I don't brush my teeth.
>Christmas eve
>be in Walmart
>last minute gifts get
>store is deserted
>looking at phone cases for mom
>sonoftheyear.jpg
>frozen is playing on tvs
>sexy snow bitches dancing and prancing
>time to jingle my bells
>sneak off to toys
>Elsa plush acquired
>ZIP
>rubbing it discreetly
>oooh... mmmm...
>see no one around
>counted only 3 workers since I've been in the store
>fuck it
>go to the end of an aisle and lose pants
>go to town for about 3 minutes
>feelsgoodman.png
>about to nut...
>HEY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!
>I've been spotted by what appears to be Mrs. Claus
>I'm getting coal for sure now
>snatch up pants and Zoidberg out
>I'm hauling ass from the very back of the store to the front in my underoos
>heart thumping like crazy as I crash through the automatic doors and make it to my car
>Mrs. Claus is staring in disbelief from the doors
>never been this horny in my life
>so close now...
>drop Elsa on my lap and
>let it go, let it go
>can't hold it back anymore
>let it go, let it go
>turn away and slam the door!
>>4057511
nice dubs but who are you quoting?
>>4057543
he's not quoting anybody, he's just using the arrows to represent a bulleted list
i have no idea why he doesn't just use a •, must be too lazy to run charmap.exe
Lol (leled (laughed) out loud)
Hello [s4s],
My name is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Some of you may remember me as your president of the United States of America between the years of 1933 - 1945. Some of you may be too young to remember me and that is fine, too, because the world needs young people and I cherish every young voice and the potential that they offer to the future. Some of you may remember me as a fifth cousing of Theodore Roosevelt, the president of the United States between 1901 and 1909. Some of you may remember me as the overseer of this great nation during the time where a most complex conundrum of possibilities was hotly debated; that is a coming into being an event that could finally put into context the age old debate of whether the new deal could end the depression. Others, still, will remember me as a man of great courage, conviction and compassion who worked tirelessly in defense of the American People and all the dreams representative of them. Hello, and welcome to my thread.
This is an important thread, one to not be skimmed over or distracted from. One important, perhaps not in the way that birds are important, perhaps not as important as the successful achievement of a dubs get, but certainly one as important as checking said dubs. This thread is important. Because I've come here to tell you about a fantastic new meme that I believe will be *critical* to the future of our society, both here on [s4s] and at large.
I've come here to day to tell you about burchase gril.
Now I know what you're thinking. "Franky poo, you're an old man. What in the hell do you know about memes?" Well I know a few days things. Firstly, that's rude. You shouldn't use such harsh terminology as "hell" on [s4s]. This is nice board. I also have a son about the age of you good folk and he just can't stop talking about burchase gril.
So listen here! burcase gril meme is crucial. I encourage you to rev your meme engines up and start crafting some new related OC.
Now see here Franky. I don't much appreciate you making this thread right after mine and taking attention away from le ebin big man suit and celery meme. Now while I have no reason to disparage this "burchase gril" meme and i'm sure its just fine and dandy and all that but you're missing the point.
The point is that I don't appreciate being mocked. Please delete this thread and kindly start posting in my thread to support it.
Thank you
What do you have to say about le millenom girl?
>>4057465
le millenom girl
shh hamser is sleepign
>>4057539
uwaa! you woke hamser!
Nice thread!
Why is Konata you're waifu?
>>4057284
Anime is fucking gay
>>4057292
Very excellent use of irony. This is what good satire looks like.
>>4057284
because her show is one of the first one I fell in love with (due mostly to the art style) and I find her to be a funny and loveable character. I also own her figma
cec
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4056917
meme so shit meme so dirt when will it die nobody's sure
Actually, jej is the new kek, vriend
>>4057011
Dubs cannot go unchecked.
Thinking bout dubs
think harder, OP
u mean these?
>>4056888
I think so
Daily reminder that 3D women are NOT important.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
2.5D<>pic is related<>nigga never been as great as me><
>>4056399
but where are the boobs though
>>4056403
i gotcha bro
Big Willy Billy :^)
Meme.
Is this a meme
#fortune
Meme machine
Meme machine
I’m a motherfucking meme machine
Meme machine
Meme machine
Without memes, I will die
[Chorus]
Give me the memes
I need the memes
I smell the memes
I need all the memes, the memes to survive
I need the memes
I breed the memes
I smell the memes
I need all the memes, the memes to survive
[Verse]
They call me the meme machine
I catch the memes, I spread the memes
I eat the memes, I shit the memes
Without memes, I will die
Inhale the memes
Exhale the memes
Inject the memes into my bloodstream
There are good memes, and there are bad memes
WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US? (help me)
Smoke the memes, snort the memes
Take the memes until you OD
If you borrowed my memes then you owe me
A new fresh pair of memes
YZYL thread :^)
>>4058633
yupper yupper turkey supper
This game is great! Endless fun for all. The features, even though the game is still updating, are plenty. The graphics are great, just enough to make the game look good without rekting your PC. The mechanics of the game are very well done. I can say that the singleplayer does get dull, but honestly this is a mulitplayer game. The singleplayer is really just used to make awesome ships with other people bugging you. The workshop has great ships that look amazing. Honestly, I think the dev should take some of the designs and put them in the game. Not to mention the great guns, custom blocks, and scripts people also make. I thoroughly encourage you to buy this game for it's great value and enjoyment. (will update if game becomes complete trash).
This game is, by far, the best fallout game for me. Not only does this game expand on other fallout games, but also add new content. The lore is very good, the game mechanics are almost perfect. I say almost because I have run into a few bugs. One bug I had was that when I did the Helios mission, when I went to repair the broken generator, I could not. I had to activate the repair bot to fix it. Not very bad. But, all together this is a great game, all you could ask for and even more with modding. BUT, no sprint.
9.3/10
This game has ruined my life. My dog died because I was playing comp and couldnt quit to feed him. All my friend left me. My girlfriend left me for a Dota 2 player. And to cap it all off I spent almost every single cent from my pay checks on god damn freakin' KEYS. I only in a bucket and I'm 200 pounds over weight. this game.
best game ever 10/10
>>4058633
Time to think about killing myself while lying in bed for a Couple Hours Again
>>4058477
>77
Nice, dubs before suicidal thoughts.
so send the pain below...
>>4058477
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>>4058345
Don't look at me like that
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
4 and you should die bateman
>>4058345
check em
>2015
>people use kek
>2016
>Godly zozzle has been introduced to the people
>still use kek
>mfw
Zozzle is king
>>4058179
I zoz'd
>>4058163
zozzle are like a shorter version of the Slim Jim
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS.
>>4057696
löl wäs
Dingo ate my baby
Guys im trying to decipher the codes from 11B X 1371 and 11B 3 1369. Ive got a lot so far and i think there may be a terrorism threat in the future regarding the POTUS..im not saying that this will happen but i do have evidence of potential terrorist threats from either IS or Illuminati.. Anyone who wants to help say something. Thanks lads.
>>4057262
11+1371+11+1269=2662
Its a start....
Thats just le sp00py toucan