ass
I don't FUCKING get it. Why the FUCK is there a snake in a court?
Silence in the court room fuckers
today cowe turns one year old
pls give birthday wishes and maybe even birthday sticky to cowe
>>4128655
happy birt
>>4128655
Happy dubs!
cowe
Sum up your sex life with one picture
>>4128606
pretty much its this
>be me
>hate women
>"wahh wahh, roastie, i want my nipple"
>at class
>see a nerdy girl, blonde hair, medium-size tits, 2/10
>"ayy bb suk my Mother Fucking cock lol"
>"no"
>cry like a bitch
>fap to pepe
>cum in my own mouth
>swallow
>tfw
>be me 13
>eat a cake
>vomit the cake
>crying to mommy
>wow
>>4128395
That feeling when I accidentally said yellow instead of hello that one time and had to correct myself
Now i avoid all social interaction so it doesn't happen again
>that tfw feel when a girl looked at me and i cummed and shit my pants
Daily reminder that 3D women are NOT important.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4127199
nice dubs
>>4127199
Hello.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>4127257
thx
>>4127264
What's up buddy?
>*raises paw*
uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!
>*farts*
..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!
POOP!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH
AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP HEH POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP LELELELELELELELELELELELLE XDXDXD
POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP
! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD
OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ
WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP!
*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*
hee hee... reddit! reddit the bacon!
haha very epic my friend
>>4127028
last night I put on a skirt and slowfapped to traps until i came and then I fell asleep during the afterglow and I dreamt that I was a qt trap getting groped and felt up on a subway train and then I woke up with cum all over the inside of my skirt
:(
>>4126973
*suscribes to you are vlog*
I really liked this memerrific story lad
>>4126973
>>>/lgbt/
imagine being forced to wear girls clothes and then having your p*nis locked up in chastity so that the only way you can feel pleasure is from being being f*cked like a girl while your useless girly dick flops up and down
tbh i just want to be tickled
great
Sounds bad tbh
my benis need to be set free
le chinese mp3 gril is DED ^_^
NOOOOOOO MIKUUUUUU
NOOOOOOOO MIKUUUUUUUU
>>4122552
Tears
You're useless to us girls, anon
That's why you don't have a girlfriend
I mean sorry, but you are everything a girl could possibly want! Except you aren't cool.. and you're not hot... you're a loser basically.
lol :3
am girl, can confirm
post more stuff like this please. it feels so good to read. so good. i am so excited. so excited.
What are you personally doing to save the white race, anon?
>>4127575
Lol
>>4127575
>white race
Human is all a same race, what are you implying from your post?
>>4127575
Creating awareness for the dangers of multiculturalism on a board where everyone believes the same thing as me.
what has science done?
most of that image needs to get out
some of that image can stay
>>4127287
>fore
fore!
John LEGUIZAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I just noticed the bullet
I just noticed the bullet
>>4127202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIp1I5Atr3Q
>yfw you dont get dubs
>>4126451
saged and reported
tet
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4125684
>tet
tet
the tet in the het
pocket tet