Hi! My name is Wayne Coyne. I am from the band The Flaming Lips. Ask me anything!
>>4445818
Hi, Wayne! What's your future favorite eyelid dunks dot com wubset?
Anigi
>>4445820
What's that Anigi
i lof foxe
wanna stick thorns inside his butthole and fuck him mdchin me dick bleed while covered in foxe dookie then i cume and the jizz blood & poop goes thru his body & out de mouth and he pukes it nd i kiss him passionitely and he give me head with his blood cum and poop in his mouth
>>4447937
wanna lick his butt like ice crean
>>4447938
You have to come into this thread and bully my penis right now
>>4445084
Hi, I am here for the "and bully my penis right now"
My penis is not feeling very bullied....
>>4445233
sry lol
I don't always install le gentoo, but when I do, I take an arrow in the knee xD
why? because fuck you, that's why xD
FUS RO DAH! xD
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
good guy guard -- takes an arrow to the knee, doesn't afraid of anything xD
I don't want to live in this subreddit anymore xD
upboats xD
rip Stephen Jobs, the creator of Facebook xD
reddit is soooo randum lulz xD
their memes and ragefaces are so original and hilarious and nerdy for nerdy and intelligent people such as myself
I also read XKCD and I find its jokes funny because if you're smart you'll get the jokes and understand the humor xD
also I'm bi DEAL W/ IT xD
#OccupyWallStreet
-Posted from my iPhone
What why is this sticky?
ah, the old reddit switcharoo
rip my inbox
Go doesn't exist
Ehh. Grass what are you doing here?
>>4449318
Nothing really
>>4449348
Where'd you come from?
bebsi
>>4449268
bebis
AND I SAID MOM I THINK IM GONNA BE OKAY WHY DONT YA JUST GIMME A BEBSI
NO YOU CANT HAVE A BEBSI YOUR ON DRUGS
ALL I WANTED WAS A BEBSI
JUST ONE BEBSI
With summer coming up we'll need an air conditioner that can get the job done in spite of the heat. I don't know about you all, but I'm planning on purchasing The Goodman® GSX13
>R-410A environmentally friendly refrigerant
>Energy-efficient scroll compressor
>High-pressure switch
>Copper tube/enhanced aluminum fin coil
>ARI Certified
SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS
>>4449029
its winter not summer!
besides who needs aircon? just jump in the water you pussy.
>>4449173
>winter
australian detected
>going outside
crikey m8
sugoi!
How wonderful!
SUGOI!
kawaii!
Oi m8, you cheeky lil shitfit!
>>4448618
why would u call me that ffs
>>4448620
yeah. whats the deal op? why can't you be nice?
>>4449304
I think OP is British, please be more tolerant of peoples' cultural differences
Who is the best girl and why is it Taylor Swift?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg
>>4448569
this ugly culture demon needs her throat slit wide open spritzing sticky crimson liquid seeping into the porous pavement.
>>4448569
that you Taylor? Its been a while..
>>4448654
real sparkles or incredibly quick sparkles impersonator?
you decide
TONIGHT
ON TUBULARVILLE
Hi [s4s]! Today we are gonna learn about evolution.
Basically before we were here there were a bunch of lil critters that couldn't talk and pooped everywhere and didn't even have anime. At some point a while ago they probably started as a tiny lil cell somehow, but nobody has any dang clue how that came about because it would have to have started out with the right DNA code for reproducing itself which seems way too complex to have just come about randomly in some soup. No one really knows. But anyway, it got here, and it started battling other Pokemon, gaining experience and levels. When it reached level 16, it evolved and became some other type of little slimy critter that was a little different.
This happened like a billion times and then at lvl 99 it evolved into a human. We are now the most powerful Pokemon on the planet and will one day fight the universe itself.
Thanks for learning about evolution with me on today's [s4s] Educational Hour. See you next time!
>>4448443
>One day fight the universe itself
>>4448443
I'm a water type Pokemon tbh
>>4448466
let me check your watery dubs for ya
>Be me
>15 years old and going to a fairly rich school
>4 people who make everyone's lives hell
>First is Pestilence, we'll call her
>She wants to be a slut
>She's a virgin
>You could kys by climbing her weight in feet and jumping to her IQ
>So, I'm in band class, minding my own business on clarinet and the principal walks in
>"We need to see Anon, NOW"
>Walk into office
>Police officer in office with Principal
>"Uhhh" I'm freaking out, I haven't done anything
>"You threatened to rape pestilence on Facebook"
>I'm taken aback
>"That never happened" I sputter, slightly offended
>"Prove it"
>"Have you seen her reputation, ask anyone; I'm innocent"
>"We'll look into it"
1 week later
>No one is punished
>She makes big deal in class
>Gets ignored
>Mfw they almost punished me for no reason
>Second tard is Famine.
>The name is ironic
>She's a super christian who's twice my size
>Tends to make up random shit whenever she feels like it
>Assigned to sit next to me in history class
>Sitting in class, teacher giving zero fucks about the class, teaching the air
>Teacher says something about Christianity
>Infinite triggers.jpg
>"I'm a christian and I find that offense"
>Everyone except teacher reacts in someone
>Famine stands up yelling at me for no reason
>I yell at her to sit down and make a comment about the size of her brain and waist
>Falls into seat crying
>mfw I'm the first person to ever make her shut up
someway*
Well. I'm waiting
lol so like, when you die it'll be nothing but blackness for all eternity, there will never be a single break, just you not being able to feel, sense or notice any semblance of emotion or feeling or consciousness, no memory of anything in the past, just blackness. everything done by the planet earth will have been demolish by time along with the universe and you're still 1/infinity left to go. non-stop blackness and darkness.
and here you are complaining about frogs and memes.
Nobody really knows what happens when you die
>>4446801
how do YOU know, hm?
>>4446801
Forgot my image
lets see what u got
this landline is the newest meme
if you haven't heard of it, its just because its so new
One day there will be no heat left in the universe, and there will be nothing to drive you to move
one day night will fall across the universe, and the stars will die, and the world will end,
and there's nothing that you or the joke you've mistaken as god can do about it
>>4449220
actually wrong the universe is on a cycle. once all the heat is gone it will start contracting again and make another big bang
Why does everything have to be so hard?
Maybe you'll never find your purpose
Lots of people don't
But then I don't even know why I'm alive
Well, who does, really?
Everyone's a little bit unsatisfied
Everyone goes 'round a little empty inside
Take a breath, look around
Swallow your pride for now
For now
Nothing lasts, life goes on
Full of surprises
You'll be faced with problems
Of all shapes and sizes
You're going to have to make
A few compromises for now
For now
But only for now
For now
Only for now
For now
Only for now
For now
Only for now
For now we're healthy
For now we're employed
For now we're happy
If not overjoyed
And we'll accept the things
We cannot avoid, for now, for now
For now, for now
But only for now
For now
Only for now
Only for now, For now there's life
Only for now, For now there's love
Only for now, For now there's work
For now there's happiness
But only for now, For now discomfort
But only for now, But now there's friendship
Only for now
For now
Only for now
Only for now, sex
Is only for now, your hair
Is only for now, George Bush
Is only for now
Don't stress, relax
Let life roll off your backs
Except for death and paying taxes
Everything in life is only for now
Each time you smile
It'll only last a while
Life may be scary
But it's only temporary
Everything in life is only for now
Kill yourself faggot
>>4449171
The Goodman® GSX13
>R-410A environmentally friendly refrigerant
>Energy-efficient scroll compressor
>High-pressure switch
>Copper tube/enhanced aluminum fin coil
>ARI Certified
The dog died because of you