AMA

>>4445818
Hi, Wayne! What's your future favorite eyelid dunks dot com wubset?

Anigi

>>4445820
What's that Anigi

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>>4445818
who are you?

>>4445828
Nothing, never mind. I think I'm gonna make some pizza rolls.

>>4445829
I'm Wayne Coyne, friend of anigi

>>4445833
What brand Anigi?

>>4445834
Totino's of course

>>4445840
Thanks Anigi that's so nice of you

>>4445849
Anything for you Wayne

>>4445856
Hi anigi

Anigi

>>4445858
>>4445906
Hey Wayne!

>>4445918
How's your old hat

>>4445918
I want a cigar

>>4445929
I don't really have a lot of hats. If it's an old hat it's probably in a landfill somewhere. Oh, yeah I set one on fire once but that was more of a cathartic thing.

>>4445940
Then go have a cigar, Wayne.

>>4445952
Hat, am I right anii?

>>4446034
hat is best in life

>>4446036
Do you want hat

>>4445818
can you write a song about flaming memes for us?

>>4446132
What kind of hat would it be?

>>4446134
Yes

>>4446137
A big hat you know anigi?

>>4446139
Like a sombrero?

>>4445818
What should I name my band?

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>>4445818
Why do my farts always smell so much worse when I fart in the bathtub?

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>>4445818
What's your favorite flavor of pudding?

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>>4445818
WHAT DOEAS A COW CALLED WHITH NO LEGS

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>>4445818
what has 3 eyes 6 legs and 2 noses

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>>4445818
Why do fish have hands?

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>>4445818
what is biggest thing than god?

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>>4445818
how can humans talk ?

>>4445818
hello yes this is a prank call madam you have won 200,0000,000,00 million pounds!

>>4446143
Anigi what's a taco do u know

>>4446144
Hat

>>4446172
Tacoes are hats, right?

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>>4445818
which answer is bigger than other?
1)an elepheant
2)a moon
3)a donkey

>>4446179
What do you say that anigi

>>4446188
Nice dubs, Wayne. I just said it because I thought it would be funny, like a joke or something. I guess I was wrong. I'm really sorry about that. Can you ever forgive me?

>>4446188
gud dubs. sing a song and record with vocaroo

>>4446189
Sorry Anigi do you forgive me I'm making soup making in it you can go poop you know what I mean? Hahahahaha wasn't that funny Anigi?

>>4446205
>>4446233

Oink oini

>>4446240
I literally lol'd my A off, Wayne!

>>4446250
Hi Diego

>>4446258
Thank pee bo, do you want to bake a cake with me? What's your favorite cake?

>>4446329
Red velvet cake is simply divine, Wayne.

>>4445818
can i have that shirt?

if not where can i get it?

>>4446352
What's that please explain

Hat

>>4446354
I made it

>>4446357
Paging LoLo to this thread to explain to Wayne Coyne what red velvet cake is

I'm beginning to believe that OP might not be the REAL Wayne Coyne.

>>4446361
Who's a Lo Lo

>>4446370
Wayne, LoLo is a really great poster that posts cooking threads on this board, she knows a lot more about food than I do

>>4446369
I dunno I asked God about it in the God thread and he pretty much confirmed that this is really Wayne Coyne.

>>4446369
I am !

Anigi

>>4446400
Yes, Wayne, how are you? Good dubs!

>>4446402
I just made soup now i need to eat some salad you know what I mean? Isn't that so cool?

>>4446382
okay, now I believe you

>>4446407
That's pretty cool. Soup and salad is a nice combination.

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>>4446416
JUMP IN DE LINE. ROCK YOU'RE BODY ON TIME

>>4446370
me.

>>4446361
it's red cuz of food coloring and its a layer cake.

>>4446443
There you have it Wayne

>>4446443
>>4446448

I don't believe it and frankly I'm getting kind of angry . Sorry that's just how I feel ya know?

>>4446454
Wayne, I promise you it's a real thing and she's telling you the truth. I need you to calm down, I get so scared when you're like this.

>>4446460
Hahahahahah that's so funny Anigi how do you think of these jokes ?

>>4446495
Who can truly know how the mind works

>>4446501
Do you believe in love at first sight Anigi?

>>4446505
Pretty much, yeah

>>4446516
Does that apply to snakes? And tacos

>>4446534
No, just women

>>4446544
Anigi I have to go #2 in the bathroom what should I do

Should I watch the matrix instead

>>4446549
I think you know the answer to that question... Mr. Anderson

>>4446552
Thanks you Leo... Haha what if I called you Leo the lion? Wouldn't that be funny?

>>4446554
I would be honored if you called me Leo it would be like General Leo from Final Fantasy III that was one of the best Super Nintendo games ever, it's really great I should probably go play it again

>>4446558
Oh shit I forgot my name again!, and also I meant Final Fantasy II

>>4446560
No wait he was in III. Never mind. I was thinking of Chrono Trigger.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>4446558
>>4446560
>>4446563

Wow Anigi that is really crazy. Have you ever considered becoming a priest?

>>4446588
I considered becoming a monk for a little bit but it seems so boring. Also, I don't really like organized religion. So, priesthood is probably never going to happen for me. It might be kind of funny though... Hmm. I'll think about it.

>>4446590
Have you ever traveled around town in a bungaloo auditorium?

>>4446593
Unfortunately no.

>>4446598
Do you think I'm a duck

>>4446611
No, Wayne (nice dubs btw). Ducks can't use computers afaik.

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>>4445818
do not speak to me or my son at all from now on

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>>4446620
Omg it's Little Wayne on Big Wayne
Comedy Platinum

Aanigiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! I'm hungry

>>4446631
Oh hey, Wayne. Have you thought about maybe eating some tacos?

>>4446635
What's a taco?

A Y Y L M A O
Y
Y
L
M
A
O

>>4446644
A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling. A taco can be made with a variety of fillings, including beef, pork, chicken, seafood, vegetables and cheese, allowing for great versatility and variety. A taco is generally eaten without utensils and is often accompanied by garnishes such as salsa or chili pepper, avocado or guacamole, cilantro (coriander), tomatoes, onions and lettuce.

>>4446648
Wait are you serious anigi

>>4446657
I've never been more serious in my entire life

>>4446661
I have to go now bye bye anigi

>>4446657
how's it going Wayne

>>4446675
Peace, niece

>>4446675
fuck, I came in way to late didnt I?

>>4446684
He'll be back, he always comes back.

>>4446678
>>4446679

Hi rape hi anigi

>>4446697
See it only took 20 seconds

>>4446698
Hi, Wayne!!! :D

>>4446706
How's your Star Wars ice station?

>>4446711
Almost battle ready

>>4446715
Anigi I want to shower and go for a run should I do it

>>4446721
Yeah, exercise is really important. I would recommend waiting until after you run to take a shower though.

>>4446727
But I didn't shower yet today

Bye bye Anigi

Anigi!!

Anigi

>>4446795
>>4446836
Oh hello, my little petunia. How was the run/shower?

>>4446844
I'm running now Anigi

>>4446894
You're talking to me while running?

>>4446901
Yes Anigi what's so strange about that

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>>4446844
Check these

>>4446907
Are you running on a treadmill?

>>4446915
Running in place anigii

>>4446924
Well that's certainly interesting. Wayne, you are truly a wonder.

>>4446929
Don't make fun of corn Anigi sorry hi how are you

>>4446932
I would never make fun of corn, it has sustained human life for over 9 million years

>>4446949
Have you ever listened to the Tim heidecker album in Glendale

>>4446955
No, is that new? The last thing I heard by him was The Yellow River Boys and that's just totally fucking ridiculous.

>>4446966
Yes it's new. Haha that album is ridiculous I used to play it at work to freak people out. In Glendale is surprisingly sincere though. I'm still not sure what I think of it but it's worth a listen.

>>4446955
>>4446966
nice

>>4446975
Get fucked loser I don't need any faggot nigger cunts in my shit thread

>>4446973
Yeah I just downloaded it, gonna give it a listen right away

>>4446984
Good job anigi I knew I could trust you. I'm going to watch a movie now

>>4446987
Enjoy. Yeah, I already can see what you're saying about the sincerity, but it's Tim Heidecker so I have to assume there's something else going on there

>>4446992
There isn't surprisingly

>>4446996
It doesn't really seem like it, but I dunno. Whatever, he's a great musician anyway

>>4447001
Thanks Anigi thanks so much that really means a lot to me

>>4447012
Of course, Wayne. Thanks for letting me know about this album

>>4447024
What's your Anigi anigi

ANIGI!!!

Where's Anigi

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>>4447288
>88
>dubs

If you're really Wayne Coyne from the band The Flaming Lips, thank you for posting. If you're not, thank you for pretending to be Wayne Coyne and posting anyway.

>>4447403
Trust me I am Wayne Coyne.

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>>4447408

>>4447432
It's completely true

>>4447435
Yo

>>4447493

Anigi

>>4448128
Hey, Wayne! How are you on this glorious day?

>>4448128
Anigi

>>4448391
Yes, Wayne?

>>4448393
How are you anigii

>>4448449
Doing pretty good, the sun is finally out. How's about yous Wayne-o?

>>4448455
The hair salon is making a lot of noise today

>>4448482
Do you live next to a hair salon?

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>>4445818
The Goodman® GSX13

>R-410A environmentally friendly refrigerant
>Energy-efficient scroll compressor
>High-pressure switch
>Copper tube/enhanced aluminum fin coil
>ARI Certified

>>4448486
Yes don't you ?

>>4448504
I live relatively close to one, but not close enough to hear the noise they make.

>>4448514
Why not Anigi ?

>>4448526
That's just how things worked out, I don't question God's plans

>>4448537
Anigi

Ok bye bye for niw

>>4448537
Hi anigi

Anigi

>>4445818
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGHG!!!!!!!!!!!

>>4448698
Hi

>>4448548
>>4448670
Hey Wayne! How's your day been so far?

>>4448721
shit

>>4448788
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that, Wayne. Nice dubs though. Is there anything I can do to make your day more pleasant?

>>4448795
Those dubs have done everything I need, I'm right back on top. What's the best movie for a rainy sunday afternoon, Anigi?

>>4448803
Probably Stand By Me

>>4448811
So sorry I forgotted my name again! This whole posting on 4chan thing can be tricky sometimes.

>>4448811
tripdubdubs: a special post for a special evening.

Stand By Me is a wonderful choice. River Phoenix was taken from us at far too tender an age.

>>4448814
Where are you a nigiri

Anigi

Anigi

Anigi

>>4449117
What do you call it when you're laying down and you feel a ghost molesting your butt? He gets on top of you and slides his hand down your crack and tries putting his fingers in your butt but I have great butt muscles and squeezed him out?
I also recall yesterday reading a pamphlet and then I teleported somewhere and started molesting some chick in a bright blue bathing suit with ducks on it.

>>4449128
Is this the real Anigi?

>>4449129
yes

>>4449165
Anigi where's your name!

>>4449129
It was a fake, Wayne. I wasn't even here that whole time.

>>4449128
You call it serendipity

>>4449244
Anigi I'm making pizza from scratch

>>4449253
That's awesome. What kind of pizza shall it become?

>>4449259
Red wig blue sauce. What did you eat today anigii what did u do today

>>4449260
I ate a ton of fried shrimp and had some beers it was pretty great. I went to the store and got a microsd card for my phone because it was running out of space and I need that storage space for things

>>4449276
Anigi what do you do for a living

>>4449517
I haven't had a job for six years

anugi

>>4449549
How do u live

>>4449560
Very carefully

>>4449563
Are you a rich boy

>>4449575
Nope, just living on the edge

>>4449585
Do you have a moo moo cow

>>4449599
Anigi

>>4449599
Good double, no people just really love me so they keep me alive. I'm still not totally sure why

>>4449648
Would you like to join my clack and drill team?

>>4449654
I'd love to

>>4449658
Anigi do you want to visit my Easter village in philadelphia

>>4449660
Yes I really like Philadelphia, its one of my favorite cities

>>4449667
Why don't you come on down I'll show you around since you haven't been here before

>>4449672
I've been there, I had a really good time. I don't have a car right now though so it would be difficult to get there

>>4449718
oops forgetted le naem agen =B

>>4449718
>>4449721

Do you want to open a guacamole station with me?

>>4449744
Yes, that would be marvelous and fantastic, much like those dubs

>>4449822
Why don't you ever get dubs anigi?

>>4449836
I just did, Wayne. Are you feeling okay?

>>4449843
No I had diarrhea all night

Can you call a doctor for me?

>>4449843
Anigi

>>4449843
Anigi

>>4449843
Anigi I hope you're enjoying the dark knight I love that movie

>>4449843
Anigi

>>4449843
Anigi

>>4450365
Hey Wayne. TDK was good, Ledger's joker is really pretty impressive, and "da soize av ah tanjuween" always makes me giggle. Anyway, I have to get to sleep, I gotta help some people move tomorrow. Hope you're feeling better. ttyl

>>4450415
Happy birthday

>>4450952
Thanks, it was last month though.

>>4450982
Anigi how is the moving going

>>4451005
Hasn't started yet, I'm getting picked up in a few minutes. You probably won't hear from me again for a few hours. I hope your day is lovely, Wayne.

>>4451015
Happy holidays to you too anigu

>>4451015
Anigi

>>4451741
Anigi

>>4451741
>>4451745
Oh hey, Wayne. How's things?

>>4451751
Im a prophet HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YIU EXCITED FOR MY NEW ALBUM

>>4451834
When is your new album going to drop?

>>4451837
In 300 days

>>4451844
Sick dubs. How many dubstep tracks will be on it?

>>4451879
Forget about this. What about the lord of the rings trilogy?

>>4451879
Oop

>>4451883
Oh, Wayne. The Lord of the Rings trilogy. I assume you're talking about the movie, so I'll comment on that. First of all, I was a huge Peter Jackson fan because of Braindead before those movies got made, and I figured that they would be super awesome, considering there's a massive battle at the end of LotR and Peter Jackson was capable of making some truly legendary shit happen. I remember really liking the first one when it came out, but being increasingly disappointed as the second and then finally third one came out. By the end of RotK I was basically like well, that was a thing. Whatever. They're really well done movies, but I ended up reading the books a couple years later and they're so much better in so many ways. They put some bullshitty things into the movies which kind of changed the flow of the story, and left out some really awesome shit that could have made them better. Overall I give the LotR trilogy 7/10 gold stars.

>>4445818
LE VAMPIRE FACE >:^F >:^F >:^F

>>4451899
But you can't watch a book you don't have to read a movie do you understand

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>>4451916
tfw swagman posted in Wayne's thread

>>4451916
Get out of here you're a rude boy

>>4451929
He is a bad boy

>>4451923
I don't really understand what you're trying to say, Wayne.

>>4451930
LE VAMPIRE FACE >:^F >:^F >:^F

>>4451935
Try to explain what I was saying to me and then you'll understand

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>>4451930
>>4451934
he a good boy he dindu nuffin

>>4451941
>You can't watch a book and you don't have to read a movie
You could theoretically watch a book. I mean you could just set it down on the table and stare at it. And you don't have to read a movie, but all movies do have scripts and you could read the script for the movie.

>>4451937
Stop it you're a bad boy

>>4451946
Wow Anigi that's really deep that kind of makes me think and that's really smart for you to say how do you say such things it's a proud way of being don't you agree?

>>4451952
I'm like a borderline genius it's pretty cool. oh btw
LE VAMPIRE FACE >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F >:^F

>>4451943
It just occured to me elija woods looks autist

>>4451964
Anigii why are you so happy today duck friend. Did you have fun moving?

>>4451973
Oops

>>4451964
Anigi

>>4451973
Yeah, it wasn't necessarily fun but I really needed to get some kind of exercise and moving a bunch of heavy stuff certainly helped. I got to be outside and interact with other humans for a change and that was really good. I really crave socializing these days. I recently spent a few years basically by myself for very long periods of time. It was real bad.

>>4451986
You should start a taco business with me that would be very social

>>4452000
I agree, I'm totally up for it. Nice trips btw

>>4452007
Okayhahahahhahahahahaha listen to my joke... I'm a frog rivbitbbbbb robot rivbit!!!!! Rivbit. !!!! I'm in a nightmare world.... Woah happy ... I'm sad ... I'm miserable ... I'm cold and sad ... I'm happy and free....:::::::::::::::::::::::::::: I'm a little man with a happy plan ....:.:.:.:.:.i like salt ()()()()()()()<><><><>()()()()<><><>()()()()<><><

I'm going to fart all .... Shiism igloooo

Should I go to church?

>>4452019
>Should I go to church?
In a situation like this, I think it's always wise to ask yourself, "What would Cypress Hill do?"

>>4452022
Who is that Anigi please explain my friend i would be so happy to know you know that would be so awesome to know a thing like that it's so awesome to know things you know like if you could imagine what the friendships of life could be could you explain to me like a happy first time to get finally ill rely oh the truth you know it's unimaginable to finally understand it's time to take a breath it's such a shell of a person to understand what a colorless time salts character bigger clothes wow shadow of fiber self months and months ago fine moments of acting

>>4452026
Cypress Hill is a rap group that formed in the 90's who are renowned for their love of cannabis.

>>4452031
Shit, fuckin names and shit always disappearing. Mods please fix this

>>4452031
>>4452034

That reminds me of a cantatas tic time . Do you like breaking bad?

>>4452039
Yeah, I think it's pretty great. When you go back and rewatch it though, the fifth season doesn't hold up as well. It doesn't fit into the whole series quite right. Still breddy good though, 8/10 with some 10/10 stuff in there.

>>4452046
The fifth season is 10/10 best movie season of all time it's the best thing ever you love it so much anigi

>>4445818
My dad who has been working with your manager in Oklahoma city has been asking him to show you my music for forever.

What do you think?
https://soundcloud.com/djmordent/cid

>>4452052
Don't get me wrong, I still think it's really good. I was very much into it when it was airing. But that season is just slightly out of place in regards to the entire series. I watched every episode again after it finished airing and the fifth season has something off about it. I dunno. Cranston was spectacular for the whole series though. Are you watching Better Call Saul?

>>4452058
Needs work, honestly it's emmbarassing. Stop making music.

>>4452059
Yeah better call Saul is slightly disappointing to me though. What do you think of it?

>>4452066
I haven't been disappointed by it at all. Bob Odenkirk is great, but I'm a big fan of his from Mr. Show and various other things. I think he's doing a great job on BCS. It's not the same show as Breaking Bad though. I think Michael McKean is a wonderful actor too and Chuck is a dick but it makes for an entertaining show. In my opinion at least.

>>4452066
wayne coyne will i ever make it big?

>>4452076
Do you think chuck is a cuck

Me and you should make a Tv show about boats

>>4452080
Yes you'll be the next big thing my friend

>>4452084
Chuck is not a cuck, if you're going by the actual definition of the word "cuck." However, he was definitely cucked by the MRI machine. It's funny you say that you want to make a show about boats. One time a friend and I wrote out a bunch of ideas for a TV show that takes place on a boat. It was pretty silly.

>>4452095
That friend is me. Maybe we could remake breaking bad. People have probably forgotten about it by now so it will be like they're watching it for the first time

>>4452127
I kind of thought it was you, but I was under the impression that you didn't really come here anymore. We could definitely remake Breaking Bad, and make it even better. Who do you think should play Heisenberg?

>>4452131
No just kidding its Wayne coyne. That's me . I could play Heisenberg you could play mr Jean. I have to take shower now

>>4452134
I gotcha "Wayne" [winking smiley face emoji].

I would be an incredible Mr. Jean, you don't even know. Enjoy your shower, I should probably do that sometime soon too. Maybe. We'll see.

>>4452143
I am Wayne. Just like rain, haha get it? Isn't that funny?

>>4452154
Wayne the Rain that's what they used to call you in middle school

>>4452163
Haha you like to eat hair in the shade

>>4452163
Sorry Wayne I just realized that this could be interpreted as something kind of mean and I want you to know that I meant nothing negative by it and was simply making a light-hearted joke

>>4452169
Mm it's so delicious

>>4452170
>>4452173

It's okay ANIIIGI I have to shower now hopefully I don't lose control of my bowels

>>4452184
Hopefully not, but if you do, luckily you'll be in the shower and you can just rinse the poopoo down the drain.

>>4452190
Anigi I'm starting a new job tomorrow and I'm nervous

>>4452204
I always get nervous when I start a new job. What kind of job is it?

>>4452220
Dishwashing position, I know that's a low level job and might seem weird to get nervous over, but I'm very uncomfortable in social situations. Just going outside makes me uncomfortable

>>4452249
It's okay. Baby steps. Have you ever seen What About Bob? It's classic. My brother was a dishwasher for a few months when we were teenagers. I would recommend wearing gloves.

>>4452255
Wait Anigi are you a Tim Tim shoo bee boppin boy? If you aren't please tell me now

>>4452261
I'm not sure what that is, Wayne.

>>4452271
Anigi sometimes I consider soduko

>>4452275
Yeah, same. I don't think it's a way out though. In my mind the only time suicide makes sense is if you're going to die anyway. I watched someone die from cancer and I think it would be a lot better if they had just committed suicide instead of letting the cancer kill them naturally. It was truly horrific.

>>4452283
Sorry to hear that. What if we killed everybody In the world besides us? Don't you think that would solve our problems

>>4452308
if you wanna change lightbulbs for a living. Someones gotta do it and with everyone else dead, your work would be cut out for you.

Hi, I used to come here alot.

>>4452322
Hi, are you hiring me?

>>4452308
No, not really. People suck but it's just because the society that currently exists also sucks and promotes behaviors that make people shitty. On an individual basis a lot of people are actually pretty cool, and most of us are pretty similar when it comes down to it. A lot of people just put up facades and sometimes it's difficult to get them to drop it. It fascinates me that even on a website where everyone's anonymous, some people still can't let go of their ego, and the idea of themselves that they think they have to project to other people.

>>4452322
Oh hey Cap'n, nice dubs

>>4452329
Good points Anigi I have to go poop and shower now I hope you'll come over for dinner

>>4452332
I'll be there at 7

>>4452341
Is that a number

>>4452342
It's literally the 7th number in the alphabet.

Wait what's the word for an alphabet of numbers?

>>4452328
no, but what im saying is you cant kill everyone else at this point because too many people at the helm of things, maintaining and managing and those things are important.

You would need to wear so many different hats, all the hats, too many hats.

If we all die but you and some other fellow, you will inherit all the responsibility of the human race that didn't die when you killed all of us.

>>4452345
>>4452350
Anigi say hi to hat boy. And no I would just eat canned food forever I would be fine . I would live forever

>>4452356
what about the dogs and cats whose owners you killed who only knew to get food from people. they will seek you out.

>>4452356
Wayne, "Hat Boy" as you put it is one of the founding members of this board. It literally exists in his mind.

>>4452362
They wouldn't know my first name so they wouldn't be able to find me so they would only say woof. And you are a gay boy I don't care what you do about board you're not my dad it's my world now the cats have to go out to play

>>4452364
Anigi you are my best friend so I need you to listen to me I need your help hat boy is threatening me

>>4452372
I'm sorry, Wayne, but you're in his domain. There's nothing I can do about this.

>>4452375
We could keep castle frackers in a drawer. Do you want to build a robot with me

How is your father

>>4452380
You can keep many everyday items inside of drawers for convenient storage. When I was a kid I thought the Terminator movies were really cool and my friends and I thought it would be awesome to construct a terminator in the garage. It didn't work out that well. My father is doing fine, he's been retired for a few years now. He's weird in a lot of ways though.

>>4452388
why is he weird Anigi. Tell me 3 separate stories about your father

>>4452395
He claims that he has proof of a past life because one time my mom heard him speaking "French" in his sleep and he happened to actually be dreaming about being a French soldier in WWII, which he claimed was extremely realistic, but it's like..come on. I don't buy it, Wayne.

Hey, did you know HE WAS IN A BAND

He watches an excessive amount of sports. This isn't really a funny story but I think he could be doing something more productive with his time. I shouldn't really be talking though considering how much time I waste doing stupid things.

>>4452403
Oh the reason the French dream thing is proof to him is because he doesn't actually know any French.

>>4452403
Anigi have you ever matey ayes before like the pirate game do you like see saw should I say HER LE LE

death grips...

>>4452410
ANIGI HELP MEEEE

>>4452412
Fun fact: This board is the reason I got into Death Grips
I still haven't listened to Bottomless Pit because I downloaded it and then totally forgot about it until right now. Shit I should listen to that.

>>4452417
Oh damn this shit is awesome

>>4452419
It's a very good album. My favorite is three bedrooms in a good neighborhood

>>4452420
Nice. I bought tickets to one of their shows in 2013 but it was one of those tours where they cancelled a bunch of dates and I never got to see them. Hopefully I'll get to some day.

>>4452421
I saw them in 2015 but I did a weird drug beforehand and I ended up forgetting the entire night

>>4452425
That sucks. I try to avoid taking drugs at shows for that reason. Weed is good though

>>4452426
Anigi I'm going to take a shower now but please write me a short story in your next post for when I get back

>>4452433
Here's something I wrote a long time ago

"Spiral in, not spiral out, Thompson," said McGafferty, thumbing through a thick stack of papers. An exasperated sigh filled the room as his eyes darted from the cheap analog clock hanging above the doorway to the man he had met only one hour, seven minutes and 42 seconds ago. He winced, then looked down at his watch.
"I'm sorry, sir. Hold on, let me fix this..." Thompson's eyes were fixated on the thin metal wire he held in his hand as he attempted to thread it through a series of small holes in a stack of papers. The tip of his tongue jutted out of the corner of his mouth as he slid the wire into the first hole.
"Is this right?" he asked, looking at McGafferty as a bead of sweat rolled off of his forehead.
"Yeah, that's it."
Tom leaned back in his chair and let his gut expand to its maximum girth. Thirteen years of dedicated drinking had produced this incredible, perfectly rotund belly. He gazed at it in admiration. The kid jerked his hand away and exclaimed, "Aych."
Tom sat up in his chair and stared at the kid. Kid had stabbed himself in the finger. "Jesus Christ."
Tom shook his head and looked up at the poster of a cat hanging from a tree branch. A pang of disgust pulsated through his body. "There's a first-aid kit in the bathroom."
Thompson nodded hurriedly, "Sorry Sir. I'll be right back." Clutching his finger, he quickly exited the room. Tom stared blankly at the doorway that his newly acquired colleague had just passed through. His eyes unfocused and the world became a blur. His thoughts went quiet. Deep in the recesses of Thomas McGafferty's mind, an idea was taking hold.

>>4452461
That's very nice Anigi. Is there more to the story or is that it

Okay. Will you suck my DICK

>>4452465
That's all I ever wrote for it. I like how short it is and how it doesn't really have any context.

oh shit we hit bump limit again

>>4452473
I like that too
>>4452470
Yes