[s4s] Educational Hour 5

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Hi [s4s]! Today we are gonna learn about evolution.

Basically before we were here there were a bunch of lil critters that couldn't talk and pooped everywhere and didn't even have anime. At some point a while ago they probably started as a tiny lil cell somehow, but nobody has any dang clue how that came about because it would have to have started out with the right DNA code for reproducing itself which seems way too complex to have just come about randomly in some soup. No one really knows. But anyway, it got here, and it started battling other Pokemon, gaining experience and levels. When it reached level 16, it evolved and became some other type of little slimy critter that was a little different.

This happened like a billion times and then at lvl 99 it evolved into a human. We are now the most powerful Pokemon on the planet and will one day fight the universe itself.

Thanks for learning about evolution with me on today's [s4s] Educational Hour. See you next time!