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>>4447721
Beare used to play world of Warcraft with beares cock. Its the only way to tank a death Knight

>>4447721
i need my hands to stroke my luxurious hair

>still typing with your fingers in 2016
>what are you, gay?

Le troubled teen experiences profound grief spurred on by losing at Counter-Strike and projects le deep angst on the joke board for cool cats

YOWZA whaatta meme

>>4447616
I'm not trying to have a great life or anything. In fact, I have no idea what I'm doing. But some things are interesting, and I absorb those, and time passes.

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I sruggest you get good kid

first

too bad :DDDDD

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

bring on the dub els

>>4447611 (els dubs)
nice

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>>4447611

>>4447577
NO YOU CANT HAVE A PEPSI

YOUR ON DUBS

>>4447580
haha, nice product placement, friendo, I bet you're making a lot of money on that

>>4447585
no
its a twist on a classic suicidal tendencies song.

the product placement was like 20 years ago, it became a music meme.

I have one (but i'm a girl)

>>4447531
>I have one (but i'm a girl)

You think his ass looks like a girl's? In what ways?

>>4447528
I ain't ever seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
doing, doing, doing

no because sucking is the girl job but getting sucked is for men

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I disagree but I respect your opinion sort of

My fortune will answer your question without fail, OP

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>4447474
how do i fortune?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>4447490
just type fortune in the options field bby :^)

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Primer on the meme 'doge'

http://barkpost.com/humor/understand-the-doge-meme-in-7-easy-steps/

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

I wish anime was real

I wish anime was real

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>>4447472
>>4447479
me too

>>4447469
walruse are a kind of seal

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what a clever wal-RUSE

>>4447475
i don't get it? :^/

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niiiiiiiiice bum

>>4447397

helo cat

>>4447397
thats me

>>4447377
Oh my fucking god

;.^(

Nice emoti, imastealit

>>4447382
sssssssesssssselfys

>>4447377
Because NXT would have no women's division.

REACHES FOR A BOOK ALL BOUND IN LEATHER
SOMETHING THAT HE KNOWS HE'S NEVER READ
AND THE FIRST PAGE SAYS "BEWARE, YOU'VE FOUND THE ANSWER"
THE NEXT ONE SAYS "I WISH THAT YOU WERE DEAD"

DONT GO ON
PUT IT BACK
YOUR READING FROM THE BIIIIIIBLE BLACK

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>>4447386
forgot image

>>4447374
wth this looks like childrens attire

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funnyjunk > memecenter

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Who fucking uses that site anymore

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.
first, you need to find an isolated area so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.
My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit.

Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.

You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.

This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.

I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me

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Would you a Steven Pinker?