THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOOOVED
WAS BORING WITH ROSES IN HER EYYEES....
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>>4914032
That's a big fish
>>4914032
reported 4 animal abuse
hardcore trains
Let's write a story.
one word at a time.
go.
Once upon a time there was a flea...
If to Starbuck the apparition of the Squid was a thing of portents, to Queequeg it was quite a different object.
“When you see him ‘quid,” said the savage, honing his harpoon in the bow of his hoisted boat, “then you quick see him ‘parm whale.”
The next day was exceedingly still and sultry, and with nothing special to engage them, the Pequod’s crew could hardly resist the spell of sleep induced by such a vacant sea. For this part of the Indian Ocean through which we then were voyaging is not what whalemen call a lively ground; that is, it affords fewer glimpses of porpoises, dolphins, flying-fish, and other vivacious denizens of more stirring waters, than those off the Rio de la Plata, or the in-shore ground off Peru.
It was my turn to stand at the foremast-head; and with my shoulders leaning against the slackened royal shrouds, to and fro I idly swayed in what seemed an enchanted air. No resolution could withstand it; in that dreamy mood losing all consciousness, at last my soul went out of my body; though my body still continued to sway as a pendulum will, long after the power which first moved it is withdrawn.
Ere forgetfulness altogether came over me, I had noticed that the seamen at the main and mizzen mast-heads were already drowsy. So that at last all three of us lifelessly swung from the spars, and for every swing that we made there was a nod from below from the slumbering helmsman. The waves, too, nodded their indolent crests; and across the wide trance of the sea, east nodded to west, and the sun over all.
Suddenly bubbles seemed bursting beneath my closed eyes; like vices my hands grasped the shrouds; some invisible, gracious agency preserved me; with a shock I came back to life.
bazinga
HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL NICE AND NOT ROOD THREAD
IN THIS THREAD YOU MAY NOT:
-SWEAR
-CUSS
-CURSE
-BE ROOD
-USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN
ALL SWEARING BAD GUYS WILL HAVE THEIR MOUTHS WASHED OUT WITH SOAP
THANKS FOR COMPLYING
>>4913192
i fucking do all the shit you want faggot
>>4913201
darn, heck, God
post rare lains, i need to fill up my folder
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
lain is wifey tbh
lainposting
>have nothing to do
>watch Serial Experiments Lain for the 8th time
>when I die childless with no accomplishments in life at least I will know I was one of the few people who understood this anime
how important would u rate this bird ?
>>4912349
very
>>4912349
ShitOnMyCar/10
"Am duck give bread quack"
spangbeb with guitar
>>4912100
what you don like bow ties now? the fuck?
>>4912542
>manchild
>says a brony
That’s hypocritical
>>4912098
That's abassinetcello. And you ain't being sly. You're helping the normies determine what is ponies and what isn't. If you ever want GR15 removed you gotta show that you're capable of not spamming ponies everywhere.
>>4912542
>assuming everyone is barneyfag
>assuming everyone who likes MLP likes barney as well
Explain to me this mentality which all normies seem to possess.
I'm considering being a namefig
any suggestions on a name?
Fancy Dildo Lover
Captcha: Wavetree
>>4911575
LOLZenyatta
god is an american
It's true, you found me. What do you want
no, god is not fat and stupid
>>4910538
I'm not stupid
Introducing
bumping this gem
>>4907370
This is my stepsister
She treats me really well
Sometimes she brings me hot chocolate
Other times she tucks me in
I live the good life.
>>4907865
Hot
We are going with /c/-senpai. Their thread is over here: >>>/c/2779674. Remember to call her /c/-senpai because she's older than us.
Other confirmed couples are /pol/ & /o/, /qst/ & /cm/, /mu/ & /fa/, /cgl/ & /u/ (they're helping with our dresses), /fit/ & /lit/, /his/ & /tg/ & /vp/, /an/ & /k/, /co/ & /ck/, /wsr/ & either /aco/ or /vip/.
/int/ is our wife and she understands, and she's trying to get a date too. I think /r9k/'s dumb frogposters are getting upset or something because they were going with her and I think it's not happening any more? Who knows. We have promised to remain loyal to /int/ and that we won't do anything lewd with /c/.
/c/-senpai and us have agreed to design each other's dresses and hairstyles. So far that is pretty much done. Now we get nice writers and artists to draw stuff for the /c/ute[s4s]t couple at the ball :^DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Here's some writestuff by a nice writefriend called ShellShock
>>>/c/2784418
>>>/c/2784448
>>>/c/2784449
He's gonna write more stuff tomorrow or something.
>/r9k/ literally spaghetti'd themselves
Also good luck on the ball [s4s]
t. the most hated board
/c/-senpai is the cutest!
>>4905088
nice dubs
le millenom girl
>>4886553
frederica "ricky" irving, the millennium girl and one of the main characters of etrian odyssey untold
le millenom girl
le millenom girl
Drinks, anyone?
Give me water on the rocks.
>>4914529
Here you go sir
>>4914527
Yah, I'll take a [fancy cocktail you've never heard of]. Thanks.
Make your own Trump OC!
I'll definitely get around to doing this, trust me im nice
>>4914366
Conjueror said he wanted to work in "grab her by the pussy" into a VN he was translating.
Good Haro called him a vile asshole.
BlackDragonHunt started shouting him down, calling him a "grade-A asshole" among other things.
Conjueror was apologetic and confused throughout, since he didn't mean to offend.
Conjueror deleted the tweet, but even after apologizing, he kept getting ragged on, BDH retweeting and insulting a post Conjueror made after the fact.
Good Haro, BDH, Kittytama (another MG freelancer), and even Koestl defended all this as something Conjueror "deserved". Neither Good Haro nor BDH apologized for attacking Conjueror, a co-worker and associate, in public with little no no provocation (note that conjueror's joke, although in poor taste, was not malicious and yet still Good Haro immediately called him a "vile asshole").
It became a controversy because of Good Haro refusing to apologize, BDH continuing to rag on Conjueror, and Conjueror's continued series of apologies and general friendly attitude in the face overwhelming hostility.
The controversy is heightened by the fact that Trump recently won the US election, giving many the impression that GH and BDH are just angry "SJWs" upset from losing and Conjueror is a victim of bullying that is given free pass because the bullies are "SJWs". I don't want to put too much emphasis on this because it may make you think this is just alt-right whining. But it is a factor and some people are interpreting it through that lens.
A E S T H E T I C
GOOD IDEA Thread
Tweet at Trump telling him he should forgive Crooked Hillary, she's tough, they used to be friends, blah blah blah. If enough people spam him and flood his notifications, then the absolute madman might be retarded enough to do it
>>4914198
Unicorns are hypothesized to be a type of real, physical creature. That means that if they existed, one could draw a variety of conclusions about them: unicorns eat, unicorns reproduce, unicorns have habitats, unicorns have skeletons, unicorns obey the laws the physics. These suggest other conclusions: there should exist a certain number of unicorns if the population is to be self-sustaining (or else unicorns are immortal, but immortal creatures are not known to exist other than some very simple organisms). If unicorn sightings are to believed, then if people search for unicorns, then it stands to reason that people would probably find some. Hypotheses such as "unicorns hide in clouds" or "unicorns can turn invisible" contradict what people know about physics and are implausible. The fact that nobody has ever found a unicorn, or taken a picture of one, or found a unicorn skeleton, is strong evidence in favor of the idea that unicorns do not exist.
Tulpas are a psychological phenomena. They do not leave tracks, they do not leave bodies, and someone's hypothetical tulpa is in fact, unobservable. One would have methods of testing whether someone who claimed to have a tulpa was lying (perhaps by examining an EEG of a person who claims to be talking to with his tulpa.)
If unicorns existed, we would expect a number of things to be true which are evidently not. The existence of tulpa does not seem to imply anything that is contradicted by what we know today.
>>4914200
im new here explain the meme please?
>>4914207
Good to see someone productive on [s4s].
As for drugs, you can try ginseng. It's not really comparable to anything, but it's cheap and legal. Helps with meditation and yoga, guess that's why it's popular in china, amongst other reasons.
With that dedication, you could try that tulpa thing. I used to suck really bad at visuallisation, until I actually tried the whole tulpa business. I'm not really dedicated enough for me to have a tulpa, but I've gotten a lot better at visualisation; and thus better at drawing and have a better visual memory- good for grinding kanji- so you ought to try it.
Also as far as lucid dream goes, even expert lucid dreamers achieve it 3 time per month at best. Look up FILD, it's what works best for me, and the most NEET friendly way too.
Basically, when you wake up, you don't move, you play lightly on some ghost piano, and then you're lucid dreaming.
To LD you NEED to be in your REM sleep cycle, which is why you can't force it. and you're more likely to wake up during REM, hence going back to sleep right after waking up naturally is much more likely to get you a LD than forcing yourself to go to bed and frown your way to sleep.
I've found that meditation and yoga helps, but so far my lucid dreams have been short and incomplete, pretty disapointing is you ask me; I've had more succes -even if minor- with the tulpa thing.
Don't mind me just tryna figur out the fortune thing keep scrolling lol
>>4914146
I seem to have failed in my endeavors to try and do the fortune shits. If you are scrolling and your eye happens to befall this thread, would you be so kind as to lend me a hand in sorting the fortune mess out?
>>4914159
i would advise dropping the hash sign my good sir
>>4914164
Like that?