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Anonymous
2016-11-21 05:02:22 Post No.4918774
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Anonymous 2016-11-21 05:02:22 Post No. 4918774 [Report] [View this topic]

this is for u [s4s]

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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Anonymous 2016-11-21 05:14:39 Post No.4918788
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NICE THINGS MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE

Anonymous 2016-11-21 05:17:52 Post No.4918792
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>>4918788
how do doubles make you feel, silly goose?

Anonymous 2016-11-21 05:20:09 Post No.4918798
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>>4918792
like im STUPID

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2016-11-21 04:09:31 Post No.4918718
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Flipperdipperdoo 2016-11-21 04:09:31 Post No. 4918718 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello my name is Flipperdipperdoo and I'm a new 4chan user!
I hope you guys appreciate my sense of humour, some say its too WACKY for there tastes!
You'll be seeing a lot more of me so look forward to that haha!

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Dr. Ynyarri 2016-11-21 04:25:35 Post No.4918738
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>>4918718
New user? Hello! Welcome to [s4s]! Your stay, enjoy! Have fun!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous 2016-11-21 04:25:41 Post No.4918739
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>>4918718
*their
Also that grass is weed.

Anonymous 2016-11-21 04:44:15 Post No.4918757
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>>4918718
haha me too
do you watch animes?

Anonymous
2016-11-21 03:45:51 Post No.4918670
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Anonymous 2016-11-21 03:45:51 Post No. 4918670 [Report] [View this topic]

Fuck off with this 'irony' crap and start having serious discussions like the rest of the galaxy.

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Anonymous 2016-11-21 03:48:30 Post No.4918678
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>>4918670
what do you want to talk about booboo

Anonymous 2016-11-21 03:48:45 Post No.4918679
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>>4918670
u r not my oniisan! Or r u? xO

Anonymous 2016-11-21 03:48:50 Post No.4918680
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As far as I see it, there are three acute stages (or clusters) of emotion that occur when a grown adult shits their own pants. First, the realization of what's to come: a sudden, gripping panic, quickly joined with the burning need to prevent it at all costs. You know what's about to go down, and you know that you have to stop it no matter what. Even if you have to put your life on the line. "Dear God, this can't be happening. I will not let this happen."

But, of course, all the willpower in the world cannot stop this torrential flow of hot mud. So, as the dark deed commences, these emotions will slowly melt away into the second stage: a combination of sadness that it's happening, anger that you've let it happen, and, ultimately, acceptance that you can't stop it now. You can't unshit these pants. It is at this point that most will try to will themselves into astral projection just so they don't have to be present within themselves for the duration of the shitting. "Why? Jesus Christ, why me? I thought I was a good person. Good people don't deserve this."

The third and final cluster of emotions comes to you as you sit there, used and broken, with the fresh-brewed stew quickly growing cold around your ass. This is the moment when all faith tends to leave the average human soul, and when most people begin to truly understand that the universe, chaotic and unfeeling, truly does not care about them. "This is the end. This is the end of everything. This body of mine is nothing but a husk, now."

Reading this thread has caused me to go through all of these emotions from start to finish. This is a pair of shit britches in comic form. I regret everything.

girl
2016-11-21 03:17:48 Post No.4918632
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girl 2016-11-21 03:17:48 Post No. 4918632 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm a girl. Impress me and I will go on a date with you.

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Anonymous 2016-11-21 03:20:39 Post No.4918636
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i'm girl too

Anonymous 2016-11-21 03:20:56 Post No.4918637
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>>4918632

Anonymous 2016-11-21 03:23:08 Post No.4918639
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sorry but i only date 2d women

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2016-11-21 02:48:52 Post No.4918595
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Anonymous 2016-11-21 02:48:52 Post No. 4918595 [Report] [View this topic]

Lel xD

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Anonymous 2016-11-21 02:51:17 Post No.4918599
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im a meme blob

Anonymous 2016-11-21 02:51:50 Post No.4918600
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>>4918595
a good one a great one

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous 2016-11-21 02:58:34 Post No.4918606
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>>4918599
Nice dubs, meme blob.

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2016-11-21 01:04:37 Post No.4918473
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Anonymous 2016-11-21 01:04:37 Post No. 4918473 [Report] [View this topic]

le grill send u this wat do

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Anonymous 2016-11-21 01:26:23 Post No.4918501
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Anonymous 2016-11-21 01:55:17 Post No.4918549
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>>4918473
what am i looking at here

Anonymous 2016-11-21 02:02:58 Post No.4918563
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>>4918549
pussy

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2016-11-21 00:05:23 Post No.4918365
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Anonymous 2016-11-21 00:05:23 Post No. 4918365 [Report] [View this topic]

BIG LEWD ANNIE MAY TITTIES.

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Anonymous 2016-11-21 00:07:08 Post No.4918367
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i like it when the animes have really big tits

Anonymous 2016-11-21 00:23:47 Post No.4918390
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>>4918365
image says if you don't reply your mom dies so don't click it guise

dad 2016-11-21 00:29:38 Post No.4918401
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dad 2016-11-21 00:29:38 Post No.4918401 [Report]

this website is awful

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Retarded Memes 2016-11-20 23:48:37 Post No.4918321
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Retarded Memes [insert name] 2016-11-20 23:48:37 Post No. 4918321 [Report] [View this topic]

Show me your most dank memes little boi

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[insert name] 2016-11-20 23:50:39 Post No.4918329
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[insert name] 2016-11-20 23:52:36 Post No.4918338
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I binge wathced every episode

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The ninth person to reply to this post will become my bf! 2016-11-20 23:04:15 Post No.4918247
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The ninth person to reply to this post will become my bf! Anonymous 2016-11-20 23:04:15 Post No. 4918247 [Report] [View this topic]

Part 2!

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Dumb cat poster 2016-11-20 23:05:36 Post No.4918251
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>>4918247
Can I reply 9 times to be ur friend fam?

Anonymous 2016-11-20 23:09:28 Post No.4918262
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>>4918251
I don't like it when the IP counter doesn't go up

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous 2016-11-20 23:10:47 Post No.4918263
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Ninth, good luck!

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Anonymous 2016-11-20 22:54:55 Post No. 4918229 [Report] [View this topic]

*derides thy diminute phallus in a jocose yet stony-hearted manner*

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Anonymous 2016-11-20 22:55:36 Post No.4918231
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>>4918229
*rapes you to death*

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>>4918229
this bitch really pisses me off i know some guys get off to being beat up but theres no way id let someone who's physically inferior to me belittle me like that i'd fucking rape her to death i hate her sets its even worse because tanlines are my fetish so she gets me rock hard but theres no fucking

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