joj

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSJlllk5kcA

lol

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>>4945395
didn't watched it fully, not my cup of tea

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>>4945477
dub

>>4945382
is this a jojo reference?

>>4945498
joj

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>>4945382
gosh darn it [s4s]
I've seen quite a few of those trap threads, and I was always fascinated by how they're able to c*m just by anal play so I wanted to try it

I scavenged room to find a 3 years old condom (haven't had s*x since my ex left me)
I found a vaguely bepis shaped deodorant bottle
I got ready to shove it my poop chute
b..but wait, there's poop up my poop hole, how do I clean it

I was thinking about it for a while since I didn't have those enema bags and I ended up taking a shower, unscrewing the shower head and I filling up my butte with water from the hose.
The problem is that I did it for too long, and now I keep pooping out poopie water

Whenever I stand up and move around, I can feel poop water filling up my butte and I gotta run to the toilet
That's been going on for 30 minutes now

I'm still up for trying things out, but now I'm afraid I'll squirt poopie all over my bedroom as soon as I spread my butthole

What do I do, how do I break the curse

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