Archived threads in /s4s/ - Sh*t 4chan Says - 2724. page

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me and my gf

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Daily reminder that 3D women are NOT important.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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how do i be random?

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>Go to cousin's wedding
>really happy for him, marrying a 9/10 with great personality
>ceremony starts
>I'm sitting front row cheering him on
>Churchman reads vows to them
>I start chanting "THIS IS AWESOME"
>My mom tells me to stop
>Ignore her
>I continue "YOU DESERVE IT, YOU DESERVE IT"
>Churchman asks for calm
>he asks if they will marry
>I start chanting "YES, YES, YES" with my arms pointing to the sky
>Cousin looks angry
>he's getting worked
>Ceremony finishes and I lead the chants with "THIS IS AWESOME"
>mfw I made the ceremony 10 times better

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Just made a meme to help impersonators get better at faking me and wanted to let everybody now

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How many shitposting stars does one need?
Is 3 enough or should I shitpost to earn more?

Also check 'em

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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*beeps at you*

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anime island

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say my name

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This is bad board

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i took a good pics of my butt hole what did you do today

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supposed to be playing game of war but this one player keeps kicking my

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it's you

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This board is shit. It's an excuse for wanna/b/e "old /b/" faggots to indulge in & express their "secret" "guilty pleasure" for childish "LOL SO RANDUM AND WACKY XD XD"/whimsy "humour" and/or their delusional newfag perception of what "old /b/ use to /b/" under the guise of "irony".
>"LOL I'M NOT RLY AND IDIOT WHO LIKES THIS UNFUNNEY SHIT I'M JUST PRETENDEDING TO LIKE IT IN AND IRONIC WAY WHICH SATIRIZES THOSE WHO ACTUALLY DO LIKE IT AS WELL AS PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO KNOW IT'S STUPID XD LOL GEDDIT? WE'RE LAFFING @ OTHERS AND OURSELVES IN AND IRONIC WAY GUIZE LOL XD SO IRONIC XDDD".
In actuality you're just an unfunny idiot trying too hard.
>B-B-BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING IT LOL RITE GUIZE? IT'S GOOD BECAUSE WE KNOW IT'S BAD XD
No. You're just attempting to justify a guilty pleasure/save face.
You're not fooling anyone (apart from yourself). You're not being ironic. Ironically, you're just posting shit attempting to masquerade as irony.
And no, this post isn't intended to be "a whole new/superior/cleverly disguised level of irony which satirizes those who dislike/disapprove of you/this cancerous board"/"ironically unironic", it's just pointing out the obvious which, ironically, you can't see and/or accept.
I can categorically & undeniably guaranty that if you introduced this board to any sane regular Joe, they'd immediately laugh at and/or disassociate themselves from you. You'd desperately attempt to rationalize their response as crude ignorance ("TOP KLEK THEY JUST DON'T GEDDIT XD WEW WATA NEWBZ0R HUEHUEHUE"), ironically, however, they do understand but they're just correctly acknowledging you're a faggot who's pathetically attempting to be a "clever" special snowflake with a "whimsical & childish yet sharp, ironic, uniquely absurd & esoteric - yet ironically relateable - sense of humour" & responding appropriately.
Feel free to respond with more "ironic" inanity which proves my entire point, then kill yourself.

Your fortune: Bad Luck