the spikeman
look at what spikeman did to poor flube
>>4988644
nice dubs
spikeman is evil!!!
he would have destroyed the world in 1999 if yosho didn't travel back in time to stop him!!!
this is a japanese boyfriend
>>4987068
i love him
>>4987068
I want to punch his face
>mfw banging my GF whom i love very much and loves me very much have sex where we both cum 3 times generally an switch positions and kiss each others neck, and basically fuck really hard and long, and by the end she's telling me to cum inside of her raw
HALLLLOOOO
I
>be me
>be 19
>about to lose my virgin
>I prepare for the first thrust that will change my life
>rapidly she pulls out a portal gun
>shoots it at my dick
>aims again
>shoots it at my mouth
>taken off guard
>weirdkink.gif
>fall forwards while compensating for backing away
>lose balance and thrust
>my dick goes through one portal and back into the other
>enters my mouth
>try to spit out my 2 foot cock to no avail
>oxygen loss
>mental functions are shutting down
>smack gun from her hands
>hits the wall and breaks
>didn't remove penis before portal shut down
>my erect cock is now detached from my body somewhere in cyberspace
>dick stump spews blood all over bitch
First time went better than I thought it would to be honest.
Fake story! The portals can't be close enough for you to suck your own dick.
>>4992265
SEXXXIIIII
>>4992265
DAE LAUGH HAHA
Le enogger
>>4992258
Stop posting pictures of me
>>4992280
hai cade guy good news i have cacner 90% confrimed can we be bbest friends now pls!?!?!?
>>4992283
Sure thing
Prove it though
femanon here
new to 4chan
give me basics
>>4992218
step 1: always be checking
>>4992219
like this XD
>>4992220
dang
Perks of being a footfag: Bullshitting your friend into modeling the socks you just got her for Secret Santa. Bonus points for tickling her when she wasn't paying attention
>>4992130
Downsides of being a footfag: Being aroused by a part of the anatomy which is virtually identical on both sexes. Being aroused by the equivalent of a knee or an elbow. Having a brain which is horribly miswired from an evolutionary fitness perspective. kys
>>4992139
It really is strange how one of the most common fetishes is seen as the creepiest and ostracized by all the cucks who beat off to shit/piss/furry/incest but have the nerve to look down their noses on people like me. kys 2
Guys, I sincerely don't care what make you sexually aroused or what you use to help yourself masturbate or come to an orgasm. Do whatever makes you happy, just understand that I don't have any interest in it. It means nothing to me to know that feet are sexual objects for you. It's just useless information. You could find a group of like-minded people and go talk to them somewhere else, or you could just keep these thoughts to yourself and just enjoy your sexuality without the need for approval of others
https://youtu.be/uGcBCrq7DsQ
>1 view
Chur chur
>>4992116
omg this dud'es papa is so based:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9HgoCh0Eps
tuberous
u learn something new every day
>>4992019
poke
>>4992039
I wanna deepthroat that boob lole
make bored game please
Your fortune: Average Luck
Yep I'm bored!
stepping in the white square means:
"it wasn't rape"
>when the semen comes out
k-kawaii des
Your fortune: Bad Luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQPDe1mU31s
>>4991950
it's fine as long as it's a safe day bby
whenever I think of a stupid phrase I quickly head to s4s to post it along with a randomly chosen image from my image folder
same tbh
>>4991912
please stop telling everyone my meme process
>>4991912
its nice to see someone using my OC :^)
lol
>>4991946
What was meant by this?
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hi
hahahahahahah wait hang on a sec afk
>>4991827
Hi.
Women
sorry thats tnot nowoemn thats sanig
this woennm
>>4991768
Uncomfortable.
>>4991752
is this whats meant by "the succ"