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like this

>>4991521
>>4991523
oh man jeez wow oh man wow like damn dude shit man woah that's like holy crap uh i mean like damn dude uh shit i mean damn like you know what i mean man shit man like damn dude damn

>>4991428
Hvad?

>>4991432
OM TELOLET OM
HONK HONK

Telolet telolet telolet

BIG

did u find yur gumbo??

>>4991368
had to make a midnight ride to durango but i did get it back

i'm only replying to this to make the catalog say "yosho must stop the spikeman"

>>4991031
It's the just-world fallacy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just-world_hypothesis
>The just-world hypothesis is the assumption that a person's actions are inherently inclined to bring morally fair and fitting consequences to that person, to the end of all noble actions being eventually rewarded and all evil actions eventually punished.

>>4991031
>>>/r9k/

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IS NOT MUSE

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>>4990947

fight against w*ed

pray

PRAY GODDAMNIT

here is your (You)

>>4990734
>newf*g
no, you are the newfig here. go back >>>/b/

>>4990734
>keeping the image number filename
>not renaming it something ironic
bro, do you even meme

>>4990325
> green text thread
> OP does not use green text
> OP gets dubs
> I stay virgin forever
> OP is grindr-brand fig so he gets tons of bepis
> I post this to his thread
> Bumped
> I am self destructive to my happyness and sex life
> /r9k/
> you go back to r/incels and you stay
> but anon, what's the difference between the two
> there is no difference, but one of them thinks he's better cause at least he doesn't use (leddit/4chinz)
> tfw this green text is horribly off track
> keep on trucking
> OP licks giant bepis
> Not girl bepis
> shit, OP is gayer than before
> i injected a maryjewanna and it made me GAYER
> tfw still a virgin
> maeks u cri evritiem
> what if peoples crotch and nose switched places every other day
> you would have to smell your own asshole half of the time of existence
> probably would suffocate too, if the lungs and sex organs switched
> also get arrested for indecent exposure
> penis oil
> penis OIL
> PENIS oil
> PENIS OIL
> PPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOIIIIIIIILLLLLL
> succ my thicc dicc

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>You and your friend enter a bar
>Music is loud and atmosphere is heavy
>You walk up to the bar and both order drinks
>You and your friend chat for a bit and you notice that there are two girls across the bar that are looking at you and your friend
>You tell him this and he notices too, one of the girls whispers in her partners ear and she gets up from the bar and starts to walk toward the dance floor
>your friend also gets up and tells you he is going to “try to get lucky” with a stupid grin on his face
>he gets up and leaves
>you turn back to the bar to only to notice that the other girl is missing from her seat where she was only a moment before
>looking around you to try to find her until you are startled by someone throwing themselves into the seat beside you at the bar
>you look over only to come face to face with the girl who was just sitting across from you
>now that she was closer, you could instantly tell that she was not human
>she was a android
>she had a human face but completely robotic body with a red and blue police paint job
>on her head she had two fairly thick antenna, and had her green hair tied off in two pigtails
>“evenin’ officer, what do I owe this pleasure?” you say sarcastically
>she laughs and says back in jokingly formal tone ”Nothing civilian. Just ensuring that everyone is enjoying the festivities.”
>As the night progresses you find out more and more about her, like; how just a few days ago she was able to pay off her manufacturing cost and tax and now is mostly free
>and to celebrate this she and her friend are spending the night partying
>you and her talk of a while longer but something seems off
>it was something about her body
>you couldn’t quite put your finger on it
>things were not moving like they should on a normal android frame
>your heart skips a beat when you finally realize it
>she has synthetics

what's it like

>>4991579
how u poop ther

>>4991579
Can u take me to the store pls?

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>>4991562
heh bobs

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>>4991538
no

Hi Meme

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kek

i got a better meme

>>4991519
how do you do that

You have to accept that the sad things that happen are really happening.

>>4991526
meant for>>4991520

said nobody ever

>>4991482
oh

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i love anon if u girl

yellow everybody

>>4991468
yellow
yellow
yellow

At least the janitor has something to do now

i know i have at least one on there already but maybe

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yeet

where is big balls bob