This board is shit. It's an excuse for wanna/b/e "old /b/" faggots to indulge in & express their "secret" "guilty pleasure" for childish "LOL SO RANDUM AND WACKY XD XD"/whimsy "humour" and/or their delusional newfag perception of what "old /b/ use to /b/" under the guise of "irony".
>"LOL I'M NOT RLY AND IDIOT WHO LIKES THIS UNFUNNEY SHIT I'M JUST PRETENDEDING TO LIKE IT IN AND IRONIC WAY WHICH SATIRIZES THOSE WHO ACTUALLY DO LIKE IT AS WELL AS PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO KNOW IT'S STUPID XD LOL GEDDIT? WE'RE LAFFING @ OTHERS AND OURSELVES IN AND IRONIC WAY GUIZE LOL XD SO IRONIC XDDD".
In actuality you're just an unfunny idiot trying too hard.
>B-B-BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING IT LOL RITE GUIZE? IT'S GOOD BECAUSE WE KNOW IT'S BAD XD
No. You're just attempting to justify a guilty pleasure/save face.
You're not fooling anyone (apart from yourself). You're not being ironic. Ironically, you're just posting shit attempting to masquerade as irony.
And no, this post isn't intended to be "a whole new/superior/cleverly disguised level of irony which satirizes those who dislike/disapprove of you/this cancerous board"/"ironically unironic", it's just pointing out the obvious which, ironically, you can't see and/or accept.
I can categorically & undeniably guaranty that if you introduced this board to any sane regular Joe, they'd immediately laugh at and/or disassociate themselves from you. You'd desperately attempt to rationalize their response as crude ignorance ("TOP KLEK THEY JUST DON'T GEDDIT XD WEW WATA NEWBZ0R HUEHUEHUE"), ironically, however, they do understand but they're just correctly acknowledging you're a faggot who's pathetically attempting to be a "clever" special snowflake with a "whimsical & childish yet sharp, ironic, uniquely absurd & esoteric - yet ironically relateable - sense of humour" & responding appropriately.
Feel free to respond with more "ironic" inanity which proves my entire point, then kill yourself.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
nobody cares garlic salt
way to kill off an old shit identity then just leap frog to another that will go no where
>>4991134
but i'm not even garlic salt, I'm Antisocial Birdlinger :^(
Garlic salt just forces shit like beb, but i force innanet kots :(
stop liking things I don't like: the post
stop enjoying yourself right this instant because I'm not having fun: the thread
>>4991148
oh, you should probably get a life and stop being so pathetic anyway tbh
>>4991153
But I like being pathetic.
And my life is being pathetic.
sexy thread. i like your thread.
mysterious, simple, thot-provoking
gettin a vague BoC vibe
nice & organic
screencappd as the 22nd entry in my ideal catalog folder
i just wanna fill it up already so i can compile them and witness the full beauty.
i probs wont hafta go to 150 tho because the picture'd be a little large
figure 50. 50 threads and i can reveal the full monty
although one is a modest mouse lyric i didnt realize at the time
and modest mouse trigers me cause it reminds me of my xgf
so mayby not that one but props to g8rh8r for making it, still a dope thread
basicly, gud job, this will go unappreciated as most good threads do on this board
but i appreciate, pal
i deepy appreciate
u have my eternal praise
>>4991132
u just h8 maymays
>>4991222
no i love maymees
even the OP post is a meemoo :^(
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i know what you want shraggy
>>4991132
>unironically complaining on an ironing board
>>4991258
>ironically unironically complaining on an ironing boarde
>>4991245
i kno i was maiming too lole
>>4991262
xddddddd
>>4991132
Obligatory
>>4991261
>ironing on an ironing board
>>4991356
>ironing iron on a board made of iron used for ironing called an ironing board
>>4991369
>quoting
>>4991379
>ting
>>4991388
>88