im a girl and I want to dom my BFF so bad (she's a girl too)/
How do I trick her into letting me dominate her
trick her
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4997660
Grab her by the pussy
>>4997669
thats rude ;_;
Sometimes making you aware of the ruse causes it to become less effective, but usually the truth of the matter is so infathomable that your mind will simply reject reality,
Pretty much.
>>4998666
>>4998666
>>4998666
ebin
/qa/ is bullying us again
/qa/
literally who
dont bother answering, dumb animeposter
/qa/ is a shit board into the trash it goes
also anime is trash into the trash it goes
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>>4998525
noice chigins
>>4998525
Shit like this is perfectly fine to air on TV but I'm the weird one for having a tickling fetish. Ok whatever you say cucks
i remember when jennifer aniston was hot even though she was always a pretty basic bitch.... feels olde man
>>4998483
For real if I didn't know she was pushing 50 I'd still say she looks pretty good.
what do girl armpit smell like? is it nice?
So hey Am i dead soon
>>4998445
WHO GIVES LE FUCK
when one dies they do not actually die but they are given the chance to either return to a previous save point in the timelines to begin again, or they are given the choice to abandon the timeline entirely to go about a new adventure. life is a continuous train of coded intelligence in which one identifies with their current simulation to the extent that they are only able to identify with that which they have coded themselves to believe. when in reality all of the infinite struggle and continious cycle of life and death is instead a paradoxical form of the inability to cope with both the hopelessness and darkness associated with loss of personal identity when in reality darkness can only exist as long as one believes in it. what is seen as randomness in the inifite variationsddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
>>4998445
thanks for nice wallpaper fam
I want to feel special
Make me feel special
>>4998425
I can make you feel special
wen it suck to be you
let me make you feel special
for an hour or twooooooo
Made this one for you :)
>>4998437
Damn, I'm feeling pretty special now
God bless you anon
Me on the right
what's wrong with her vagina
is that some kind of std
>>4998334
I've seen this disease a few times while I was gathering information abouta leppoit usually covers the face but may spread to the whole body, the actual cause or effect of this pandemy is still unknown though
>>4998346
Cute. A nice little journalistic trick. But in its own way also quite juvenile and quite idiotic.
In fact, one can easily imagine those serious-looking, grave-faced MSNBC journalists planning this silly ambush. "Let's ask him what he would do about a leppo, and when he responds by saying that he doesn't know what a leppo is, we'll make him look really dumb when we point out that we're actually referring to Aleppo."
Johnson handled the matter with courtesy and aplomb: "Okay, I got it" and then he proceeded to explain to those serious-looking, grave-faced MSNBC journalists how the deadly and destructive mess in Syria was a direct consequence of U.S. interventionism, including the concept of regime change, which has been a core element of U.S. foreign policy since the inception of the national-security establishment in the 1940s.
But you see, that's not what mainstream journalists want to hear. Mired in the paradigm of interventionism, what they want to hear is how candidates are going to make interventionism work. The last thing they want to hear is someone telling them that interventionism itself is the problem and that the solution is for the U.S. government, especially the Pentagon and the CIA, to stop intervening in the affairs of other countries.
Like mainstream political candidates, many mainstream journalists are unable to think and analyze at that level. They're easily able to deal with candidates who are mired within the socialist/interventionist paradigm and who are debating and discussing ways to make socialism and interventionism work. But when a libertarian comes along and doesn't play that game, instead challenging the entire paradigm itself, many mainstream journalists find themselves flummoxed and perplexed.
That's when they decide resort to cute, gotcha type word games like, "What are you going to do about a leppo if you're elected president?"
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I just had a glass of rum. It's 11:30 where I am. Someone give me a hug pls
>>4998233
no swallow your misery like we all do buddy
>>4998233
guacman will hug u dubman
lol
i have never had sex with another man
>>4998211 dubs nice
are you coming on to me?
>>4998211
lol
sea pizza
bon voy pizta
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Sail away to a better life sea pizza
Taco, it's ok. You don't have to try and convince us you're straight.
throw the mac into the trash and suck his dick
>>4998196
Post ur nicest yamyams
>>4998164
DONT FORGET ALEPPO
DONT FORGET ANIME
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
hows it feel to own 4chan, fellas?
the dawn of a new age
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4998146
mfw 4chens has frentpage
>>4998146
wait what how
have we become relevant?
>>4998146
SHES BACK HOLY SHIT!!!
the thinking boi