Archived threads in /s4s/ - Sh*t 4chan Says - 1726. page

>>5522265
this is pretty nice

>>5522265
i like it

Hey! That's Pretty good!

>>5522218
she can't speak clearly because i'm blocking her (me on the left)

what was her endgame

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lmao, youre a funny one

The first rule of police work is to make no assumptions until you've seen the evidence.

When inside my mind I find a way to replicate reality
Through lucid dreaming I decimate the limitations of actuality. Capacity practically eternal, mortality external, no God
But I investigate the blasphemous worship of the nocturnal. Internally existing without morality creates profanities
Without the travesty and compared to the apathy of realness
I reveal my own insanity
The majesty of fantasy protects me from tragedy
Normality's effects traject agony of rationality
Which thankfully penetrates with no avail to my unreality
An elaborately designed privately owned spiral galaxy. Financially I’m failing, naturally decaying
Soon I’ll have no place safe to sleep
These bills still need paying
Displaying cravings with open eyes for something mind-expanding
For when I drift away I see the totality of understanding

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>>5523310

>>5523339
why would you do that.

oooooo ok yea we'll all appreciate what you're into aha nooooooot generic jingy mongo garbage

what went wrong in your life

>>5523141
I was bullied until I turned 16 then I did drugs for the next 3 and a half years to fit in and ever since I quit half a year ago I've had no friends so all I do is worship anime and fap to porn

>>5523148
are you a grill

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I've succumbed to boypussy and touhou I crave it I literally cannot function normally and go about my day without my daily dose of horned up sissy boys showing me their cunts or some retarded mongrel with mitochondria telling me to honk her honkers. I need this. All of it.

>>5522981
whomst've are you quoting sachikoposter?

>>5522990
this tbh

>>5522990
Fucking normie. 1CC every touhou game on lunatic then you can say you like it

Please sir, take your autism medication, I beg you.

>>5522892
There is no treament for autism. You're gonna just have to deal with it.

>>5522934
There is but one simple cure.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Who is "we"

>>5522806
>officially
this word doesn't not mean what you think it means lol

>>5522811
U and Me

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i cant be your kawaii gf because im a man and my left eye is twitching for some reason

>>5522797
I'll be your kawaii gf anon ;D

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This is MY kawaii gf(female). u mad OP?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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When you get past the two month mark, life gets pretty damn sweet. You walk around places and you can low key detect people who fap just because you subtly see the difference between yourself and them and it’ll be quite obvious to you, for example, you start recognizing the " dead look or fap eyes " in contrast to the eyes of flame that you have and other people with shiny eyes. You start noticing the small little flinches girls and men make around you, it sounds horrible to say but its fun watching people get nervous around you and they dont even know why lmfao you are hyper sensitive to every little detail in body language this is how you can tell who masturbates or not. Also, you are just naturally happier and more effortlessly smiling more than anyone else, its like a natural high, the smallest things make you genuinely happy and the rush of dopamine is amazing. In Social situation you will be king, not only will you be the most clever one during conversatin, you are extremely at ease in situations when others are tense, this is what draws people to you. The flames in your eyes become crazy, your presence can literally be felt, it feels like people are actually scared of you, at this point you can have your way with women, tease em and they will have no come backs. You dont know what its like to be so socially attuned, you almost look forward to social interaction because you just become the most comfortable one. Random people start making eye contact and smiling at you, nodding at you for no reason and i mean strangers. Girls will subconsciously, impulsively smile at you look down and get shy. And people just naturally follow you around

>>5522548
gud luk :^)

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>>5522558

Nah, anime is for fags

>>5522543
Seeing this among the other posts made me laugh!
Well done!

>>5522543
Where did you get this picture of me?

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le slug mage

>>5522320
I'm not even into farts but I could totally fap to this right now

>>5522336
haha same

has there been a greater roast in anime?

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cute anime slug

>>5522319
never has there ever

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we them boys tho

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>>5522202

well i mean at least he is not a nigger

>>5522189
dumb sack of faggot shit

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>>5522194
good answer

feet kissing is PURE