Soda

lmao, youre a funny one

The first rule of police work is to make no assumptions until you've seen the evidence.

When inside my mind I find a way to replicate reality
Through lucid dreaming I decimate the limitations of actuality. Capacity practically eternal, mortality external, no God
But I investigate the blasphemous worship of the nocturnal. Internally existing without morality creates profanities
Without the travesty and compared to the apathy of realness
I reveal my own insanity
The majesty of fantasy protects me from tragedy
Normality's effects traject agony of rationality
Which thankfully penetrates with no avail to my unreality
An elaborately designed privately owned spiral galaxy. Financially I’m failing, naturally decaying
Soon I’ll have no place safe to sleep
These bills still need paying
Displaying cravings with open eyes for something mind-expanding
For when I drift away I see the totality of understanding

>>5519704
AGAIN EAOUGHE
IDIET MANK

psh so stupid i hate this thread it's so dumb and gay and stupid and i hate it and it's dumb so dumb and stupid and i hate it for being so dumb and stupid and dumb and i hate it and it's gay

IN MY HOME! IN MY BEDROOM! Where my wife sleeps... and my children play with their toys.

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>>5519916
lol

judd on jre LIIIIIIVE

Michael was telling that to Frankie Pentangeli because he's trying to weed out who was the mastermind behind the attempted hit on his life. First, when Michael brings up the assassination attempt to Frankie, Frankie claimed innocence by saying "Michael, when I heard, I almost died..."
Then Michael screams "IN MY HOME! IN MY BEDROOM..."

There, Michael was trying to scare a confession out of Frankie by telling him that they tried to kill him in his bedroom where his wife also was, but they failed. Michael was pretty much making it clear that he was going to catch who tried to assassinate him, and then he would kill them.

Soon, when he brings up Hyman Roth, he could tell that Frankie was too weak and not strong enough to pull off a hit like that. So Michael ends up going to meet up with Roth, and there he finds out that Roth was the actual mastermind behind the hit.

you LIIIIIIVE once and it's wonderful so eat the damn cupcake

>>5519928
I like the scene where micheal shoots mcclusky in the throat it's like he's still trying to enjoy the veal "gulp" ahh its too good I gotta take one more bite

>>5519938
I like the scene where Sonny gets shot over 28,000 times

i had a magical dream about emly holy heck i was NOT expecting that

>>5519946
STOP SHOOTING ME - santiago

>>5519948
yeah when you obsess over things they generally end up in your dreams. thats why I dream about CTS all the time hahakidding just a joke y'know..

>>5519946
i like the scene where YOU get shot 28,000 times

>>5519950
no no its me sparlen :]

>>5519950
i've had 4chan dreams before, they're fucking weird

>>5519953
I like the scene where you apologize for being so rude 28,000 times *crosses arms and waits impatiently*

>>5519955
now it's about time you SEE THE MOVIE

>>5519962
yea. yea mayby it is. my FIRE for emly has returnt & i dont kno why!!!!

>>5519967
you're subconsciously peeved that what you thought was yours in your dream isn't actually real

>>5519973
y-YEAH? YEAH? i made a voice memo as soon as i woke up cause it roused Deep Feeleens in me that i had not Felt in a while

>>5519977
these themes are expressed in said musical feature

>>5519987
YEAH? oh gosh i gotta go see the Movy !!!!!

f•ckin windsor man he always reels me bacc in

>>5520015
Leave the gun, take the canoli.

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>>5520024
TCM plays feature length films
It has no ads
Why hasn't anyone told me of this channel?

>>5520035
pairems dropt the ball , lay down the LINE with them already oh my G•D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNzEvkklQF0

i wish this was emma watson!

In a world

where there's worlds

One world's finding out the hard way

>>5520061
>>>/tv/84186169

>>5520064
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA o man yr fucken FUNNY

>>5520065
her neck is like half her body

>>5520070
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6zo-vqb8w0c

>>5520073
irrelephant

>>5520076
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQXAC9IVRw

>>5520081
to think it was all over this guy wanting to see Janet Jackson's n*pples

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>>5520095
sexyest emly!

yarbles

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dang wat she loochen @

>>5520158
"look @ dat nose"

woodshock

relcome to the barkbouse

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>>5520168

wishbone

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>>5520298

>>5520300
i wish i could bone that gold-plated mansion

>>5520304
it (her butte) wood CRUSH yr stupit wiener.

>>5520306
prove it

>>5520308
you're brown

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GIENT captcha text dang ladey

>>5520311
only where it counts

Get going girls

>>5520300
....hey....
>>5520306
hey wh---
>>5520311
hey FAAAAKE

FAAAAKE theres a big PHONY goin around pretendin like he's ME OR SOMETHIN? GREAT BIG PHONY

buttfock

>>5520392
Throw him in jail

>>5520416
thats what i do to emley in my golden moncock

better insinuate conflinulate

rapid fire fuggem emly in ma sex jammock

>>5520433
>sex jammock
what did he meme by this

ice LIIIIIIIVE @ vidcon

& it goes like this . . .

wonder if mr maaaaaank... hmm... erm...
i wonder ifffff... mr maaank... ever uhh....
sh•t i got nothin

>>5520503
i did, i totally did

>>5520506
stone's really just a corruption of stein master race

yea u better be stunt in silents binsh

>>5520508
especially if i cast her in the adaptation of metroid 3 corruption jk itll be nothing like the source and it'll piss alotta fanboys off

brot a little cut there is blood for every month

its so cayoot there is mr writem mane mr movy mecher mane & me mr [redacted] mane i luv the Cosmic Balance that manky has created

>>5520536
the next french new wave

>>5520539
we're going to take over all the gold-plated mansions

>>5520539
me? im all bout that no wave u feel me

pup-cramblin. several small pup-cramblins

one-a them gets inflamed & you start havin problems

house sitting and want to leaaaaave

what is majix music maker and is it worth 33 cents

>>5520655
hmmmmmmmmyea

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>>5520679
btw...

>>5520689
h ' H A A A A A
resta my life, Sugary soft drinks will always remind me of one Special chimp-tard...

>>5520697
resta my life, Grey-colored rocks will always remind me of one Special lady...

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maybe not, but the word introducing gets me every time

>>5520702
u ca-ha-ha-hapitalized gre-he-hey oh man

History teacher a while ago showed her lip sync battle to the class for entertainment

>>5520716
tha hook bringz u bacc
>>4434314
>>4434319
AHAHAHA trigert minecrampf idiet wonder what his dumb ass is up to now, probably putting up with rtg's new shitty server

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>>5520762
A FREE IPAD

>>5488388
AHAHAHAHAHA o man ya funny, mist this 1

>>5520776
go aawayy u have the worst namefig

>>5520787
hamert

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>>5519933
>>5519955
>>5519977
>>5520133
>>5520300
>>5520311
>>5520322
>>5520433
>>5520544
>>5520655
lovely doubles!

what

>>5520846
the classic that catalyzed it all

'tsweird cause she says miss my kid & wife & then shes like akshly sumware sumday i mite find sum1 i akshly give a sh•t about, & then its like im glad i found u but then again its like mayby ill find sum1 4real & we'll chill.... very conflicted... such is Movy ...

I can only imagine what this thread would be like for ESL.

>>5521017
h'heh yea well i was readin that comique booque & it struck me how they take a lot of similar liberties with shorthand to emphasize the way certain characters say things

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octahedron & such

SHITTY PIZZA!!!!!!

STOP SUPPORTING CREATORS ON PATREON, YOU'RE PUTTING MONEY INTO AN EXTREMIST LEFT WING ORGANIZATION , SHARE THIS AND BOYCOTT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSnuCb6m2RE

>>5521194
UUGH i dont want to RAGE in my MANKY thread please

SMRAOURAGEEEEEEE

remember when you insulted me for making your rank "Hates Emley"

>>5521223
AHAHAHAHAHA well u INSULTED ME FIRST with some Blaspheme Bull•hooey like that

no sign of mr mank l8ly but every time i say that he lokey comfirms his omniscient presence . . .

omniscience , rather

~koff~

>>5521315
sorry i was summoned to participate in social activities lolololololololol11lolo1l1o1l11ki2j1l2j4l1;rnj;sdfjgbsdx

>>5521807
WOAAAA drunken Munky

>>5520300
if i were justin bieber I'd call her Shawty

meet me @ tha Drunken Munky

>>5522094
Drunken Munky (1978)

SMRAOURAGEEEEEEE

>>5522144
na we good?

just get the f•ck in here & check the damn dubs new mot i kno u want to. brat

>>5522155
dubs

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>>5522144
>>5522155
wicked dubs m8

also I have taken a tremendous liking to Emily Jean

>>5522199
dubs

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>>5522199
emma stone has bad genes as seen in her pointy rat face and devil eyes

>>5522200
dubs

>>5522201
gay is NOT okay.jpg

>>5522205
haha you get le reference we are cool gen z internet guys
i don't watch (((idubbbz))) sincerely tho just ironically

>>5522210
jewe good fag binsh

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>>5522216
absolutely not

>>5522222
great now new mot is gonna focus on this post and not this>>5522199

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>>5522222
we did it boys

>>5522222
them numbers

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>>5522222
QUINTS!!!!!!
LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5522258
go aawayy u have the worst namefig

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>>5522222
QUINTS!!
>>5521311
dubz nice

[introduction intensifies]

"Couldn't you have met her somewhere else"
"I could have met her at Moscow"
"Yeah, see?"
"Well, I've never BEEN to Moscow."

>>5522222
ohmahgawd numbasss

>>5522703
You should be arrested

>>5522705
WHAT!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!

>>5522712
Thrown in the man pound

>>5522722
i'd like to man pound emilia's golden-plated mansion

>>5522725
#MankIsISIS

>>5522725
>>5522728
>>>/hr/2923379

>>5522742
RUDE!

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>>5522742
Rude.

>>5522764
i want to cum inside her beanie, put it on her head and watch the jizz slither down her hair and face without her knowing low

>>5522783
How dare you.

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>>5522789
How dare you.

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>>5522798
You, how dare.

>>5522801
*tries to tap dance to impress boss*
"You're still fired"

>>5522798
Man, I'd forgotten about this classic meme. I hope it makes a comeback.

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>>5522809
THIS IS BULLSHIT

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>>5522819
Due to the modern political clinate it can only be rebooted with gender diversity

"How dare you"

>>5522821
his name is dvd

>>5522833
always was always will be

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>>5522809
holy crap, this movie is where that classic romantic song is from

>>5522912
what the fuck is a hoosegow

>>5522842
here comes the blackface scene

woman in tha moon

>>5523002
We can retire to the MOOOooooooooooooon!

>>5523021
It would be so nice to live on the moon, you'd have that great view of the Earth from your bedroom windowsill.

>>5523033
I'd rather have a view of the swamp

>>5522821
heh that's the real n×gga way to give the middle finger. holding the other fingers down with the palm comes across so... impotent to me. first witnessed this dope ass way to flip a bird from eminem in 8mao

>>5523042
Move to Florida.

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>>5523048

[introduction (that was already intensified) intensifies more]

thousand days of Shonda

>>5523104
yo who da fuck is shonda

[introduction (that was already intensified more) intensifies even more]

You say there's nothing here?
Well, let's make something clear
I think I'll be the one to make that call
And though you look so cute
In your polyester suit
You're right, I'd never fall for you at all
And maybe this appeals
To someone not in heels
Or to any girl who feels
There's some chance for romance
But, i Butt-fuck emley every Nite

Is that so?

in Golden plated Manchen

Good to know

[introduction settles down... for now]

>>5523146
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>5523144
>but, i Butt-fuck emley every Nite in Golden plated Manchen
what the heck did sparlen mean by this

>>5523163
It's a metaphor

>>>/tv/84221012
>>>/hr/2938194

>>5523184
h ' h a a a a a a a a a 'tsfunny cause i got 'filmic' from mrmank >>3186889

>>5523207
fef

somethin in yr eyes calls to mind the silver screen

>>5523207
fef

>>5523226
a look in somebody's eyes, to light up the skies, to open the world and send it reeling
a voice that says I'll be here, and you'll be alright

>>5523239
thxxxx~
all i keep finding is some weak-chinned friendzoned beta fag & the girl that friendzoned him at a piano singing the stupit songs from the movy. i want the Real Deal! i Bot u a game now Buy me the Movy!!!!

>>5523250
I'll buy you the ability to use qBittorrent

>>5523252
ILLEGAAAAAAL
MRARAOOOOOOUDES

>>5523256
it's cool man i won't tell anyone

wanna make a supersonic mank outta u

wonder if he meant hes gna rapid-fire buttfug a guy in that song ... gross

Abobo

>>5523291
lol

>>5523305
>>5523303
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=umnWSGoJSNk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myJA9BcgB6Q

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>>5523344
>44
nice

>>5523355
dubs, nice

>>5523475
HA-HAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HAAA-HAA-AH-HA-HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HAA HA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HA HA LOL!

>>5523477
checked my dude

>>5523482
Some of you are okay. Don't come to the Introducing thread tomorrow.

truly exhausted watchen FOUR Fred Astaire movies bacc2bacc.
mank after hours are starting early

>>5523490
Was one of them "Lone Lone Callibarepto Miscegenation Forlon About Motorism" ?

>>5523695
*forlorn

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM
SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM
SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM
SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM
SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM SOCIALISM

>>5523837
LET ME HEAR THAT DIRTY WORD
SOCIALISM

>>5523662
~glassclancc~

>>5523867
*snatches glass
*breaks glass
*stabs u w/ glass

>>5523876
u really need a g.f. to even u out
kinda sand down the edges

>>5523876
RUTHLESS

>>5523880
hah i replie first binsh :)

>>5523883
SAVAGE

my lil bby :3

>>5523893
no [i]mine[/i]
[b]MINE[/b]

>>5523898
cood be difant gril u don kno

sweaty poopsticks

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>>5523905
fine emly all mine

>>5523916
i want to fuck that mansion

>>5523911
SHITTY PIZZA!!!!!!!!!

sweaty freakin poopsticks. i was just minding my own business when a sweaty fucken poopstick came whizzing by my face. i smelt it. smelt like mank. it landed across the walkway but it was a close call.

>>5523916
i was actually talken about MEW
the other girl "cood be" was Emly

>>5523929
best fargofu

>>5523932
I don't watch TV at all except Pendgeben, South Park, Fox News, TCM or a live event

>>5523941
Fargo's great highly recommended

>>5523946
why not just see the Coen Bros feature

>>5523948
You should do that too

>>>/pol/131114396

oh my GOD its s ofucknig stupoid i dont care about the dark undertow or the sheer amount of ____ and the depersonalization sSTILl its every day ahaha im faggys little didjit spingy famgooo oOOoO I LIKE fargo and moviess and lblrbrlblrblblrblrblrlbr lmrmwemwmeam watsons ememily mieley a t taytayswiffft ltierallyl no wbetter than fucking kpop fags u absoulte reatrded mongrel i dont give a fuck dont evne reply i hate this shit it things its clever its just BLOG SHIT FOR THREE RETARDS

>>5524019
you got a ways to go before you can overtake spargles rants

ememily mieley

>>5524220
what

Saskia diesing always said.

1: Write about the meaning, what doesn’t everything represent and mean

2: What is your inspiration or cause to write it?

3: Style, what is the style, from camera to editing, lights to arts, acting style to voice over style. composition to sounddesign, anything. And name films that inspired this form or style

4: Closing words/cause: Why does this need to be made?

>>5524299
every damn party, she'd say this. got annoying after a while

>>5524299
And that boy went on to become Quentin Tarantino

"Screenwriting is a terrible way to make a living and I always try to talk anyone out of it. Until you sit in a story meeting with studio executives with no particular ability or actors who haven’t even graduated high school telling you exactly how to change your script, you haven’t experienced what it’s really like to be a screenwriter in Hollywood. Also, unlike novelists and playwrights, you don’t own the copyright on your original material. It hurts when you sell a project you love and then suddenly the project you really cared about will never see the light of day.”
– Amy Holden Jones,

>>5524398
> --one
*gets hard*

>>5524402
fascin8ing..... y the heck u say that. Y U SAY THAT! i saved it twice by accident & i uploaded the second one. if i hadnt saved it twice that one would never be there. 'the actual frick

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~sigh~ such is Mank . . .

yea yea well if y'dont use the tomorrow theme i really got no sympathy for ya in the first place

>>5524410
i am UUUUSIN A CELL FONE
Late night wen i...

>>5524414
sit your frog butt on my face and ____

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long horse dick

junk drawer magic