Starting today, I'm not going to masturbate anymore. I do

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When you get past the two month mark, life gets pretty damn sweet. You walk around places and you can low key detect people who fap just because you subtly see the difference between yourself and them and it’ll be quite obvious to you, for example, you start recognizing the " dead look or fap eyes " in contrast to the eyes of flame that you have and other people with shiny eyes. You start noticing the small little flinches girls and men make around you, it sounds horrible to say but its fun watching people get nervous around you and they dont even know why lmfao you are hyper sensitive to every little detail in body language this is how you can tell who masturbates or not. Also, you are just naturally happier and more effortlessly smiling more than anyone else, its like a natural high, the smallest things make you genuinely happy and the rush of dopamine is amazing. In Social situation you will be king, not only will you be the most clever one during conversatin, you are extremely at ease in situations when others are tense, this is what draws people to you. The flames in your eyes become crazy, your presence can literally be felt, it feels like people are actually scared of you, at this point you can have your way with women, tease em and they will have no come backs. You dont know what its like to be so socially attuned, you almost look forward to social interaction because you just become the most comfortable one. Random people start making eye contact and smiling at you, nodding at you for no reason and i mean strangers. Girls will subconsciously, impulsively smile at you look down and get shy. And people just naturally follow you around

>>5522548
gud luk :^)

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>>5522558

>>5522548
That's too bad. Mamma CTS would really like it if you dropped your pants around your ankles and stroked your little benis for me~

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>>5522564
fucking imperialst pig I bet you jerk off to nikki haley presentations you neocon mic shill

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>>5522578
This isn't CTS!....Finally appearing on the day I decide to stop fapping! I'm not buying it!

>>5522587
I don't know who that is

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>>5522603
I was just about to put on a live sex show where I violate my prime boypussy too. I guess it'll have to cancel that because my favorite fan is doing nofap

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>>5522613
>>5522613
>frustration
While I am cts no.1 fan... I'm just going to remain strong...And keep telling myself this isn't the real cts...

>>5522626
Anooon anooon. I want you to let all your delicious cum. You know it will feel realllllly good for both you and me. Let it out all over my perky round ass. Baste me like a Christmas turkey

>>5522641
This doesn't sway me. CTS obliges with pics...
>if this is really cts, please don't post them...I really really want to try not fapping, plz

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>>5522647
Hey guys it's me, CTS. Spaghetti and meatballs

>>5522657
Saw this the other day. Didn't fap. Nice try, not cts.

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>>5522660
What if this really was CTS and she was doing all this obvious fake stuff on purpose to mess with you like how she spelt favourite without a "u" despite being a britshit? Wouldn't that be funny?

>>5522675
I dunno. I'd be mostly confused as to why she's being purposely messing with me as cts truly is my favorite...

>>5522657
Please sit on my face I want to worship that ass for hours.

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>>5522678
That'd because I'm not CTS

>>5522686
Yeah, I figured..

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>>5522688
really had you going there though

>>5522692
With the first few posts, that you did..

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>>5522696
But wouldn't it be ABSOLUTELY hilarious if I was actually CTS?

>>5522699
Not necessarily hilarious, but surprising(?)

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>>5522704
but I'm not though

>>5522711
>>5522699
>double-dub chek
I, know....

>>5522711
Why is that lady's chin pointy?

>>5522548
LOL I used to be like you and masturbayed too much, but then LOL one day that all changed and my seks drive was completely gone becayse I felt too bad to masturbate which is ironic because I thought years of depresdion made me fap more but turns out if you wait long enough doing nothing to fix your issues you lose basic desires such as masturbation

LOL

>>5522711
Wow CTS is an asshole

wtf i hate cts now

I'm going to KILL cts

>>5522763
>>5522774
Not me, I still love you cts, wherever you may be!
>>5522807
You can't just slap 'OP' in the name section. That'd be like me putting 'Anonymous' as my name!

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>>5522807
How dare you.