the buthole game
Can I play the butthole game?
>>5518289
ask your'e mom first
>>5518289
First you need ca$h
if you weren't gay you would just jack off to regular women instead of traps
/thread
>>5517993
nigga you closet gay
I heard real alpha males crave the boypussy and only gay "straight" bois like girlpussy. Can anyone confirm?
Do you like forcing shitty fucking memes like a degenerate faggot with nothing to do? You do? Good. The first step towards being a better person is acknowledging you're a piece of shit. Your "evanescence is death metal XDDD" meme has never been funny. Never will. Nobody scrolls down the catalog, sees your post and laughs. They fucking ignore it. Why? Because you're a pathetic little 9gag crossposting memester with nothing better to do besides force shitty memes on an anonymous imageboard. Get a life. Go outside. Stop making fucking threads about a fucking buttrock band being death metal. We're sick of this. I'M sick of this. But you know what? No. I won't stop there. Have you ever sat down and thought, "I could be productive?" Have you? If you haven't then here's a newsflash. In that time it took to create this thread you could have called that one girl that looks at you longingly and request a date. But no, you post a fucking "Does /mu/ like death metal?" thread. Ever stop to think about what you could be doing if you didn't waste your life away in your parents' basement posting memes? You could be an astronaut. You could be the CEO of a profitable company. You could be rich. Or, instead, you chose to post memes. That said, my favourite actual death metal band is Metallica. Fuck off, meme poser.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
do you have a boyfriend?
Poopy pants
>>5517931
Please do not post any more touhou girls on the front page. Especially Aya. Thanks you very much...
I don't even know what touhou is
>>5517802
What's touhou?
>>5517806
>>5517804
That's a good start.
*pomf* What are we gonna do on the bed?
>>5517794
you're mum
>>5517794
play battletoads
>>5517798
i dont have a mom
May he bring us the dubs we crave so deeply
>>5517577
blessings upon you OP, you have received the doubles
>>5517577
quality dubs, quality OC
PRAISE JEJ
why do girls have nice butts?
so ya got somethin to look at when ur talkin to em
>>5517555
nice trips but that picture is a man
>>5517551
Is this cts
Is it bad if I'm 22 and I still don't know what I should do with my life?
What?
Be lucky that's your only problem.
>>5517353
>annnnyone else think to themselves, "what?"
yeah i did
k o g a s a
>>5517269
that's cool and all, nice meme and such, but can you be my gf?
eh?
>>5517269
*GRABS UR HONKENG HONKLERS*
Anyone else posting here ironically
idk, i personally like to think im not ironic, but when i go to another board i get called out on it, so i guess im ironic
Yes and no.
o3no30'
Can u guys gimme some good copypastas pls
U'll get a pat on the back
10/10 if troll
7/10 if copypasta
>>5517263
pffft hahahahahahahahhahahahahaahha
yamyams yamyams yamyams
why does this board move so fucking slow?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Quality takes time.
>>5517082
/s4s/ quality
pick one
There's normally only five people here, it should be slow. If the post count is faster than 3 posts per minute you know we're being raided
Tonight.
tell me why you still post here
>>5516962
Tonight.
the weed cate
loogs like this amine had an accident last night :(
ninth night in a row :o
what shall you do with her now?
>>5516369
i will comfort
The anime needs positive reinforcement not the negativity you want her to have.
Stop projecting onto this cute anime she is there for pleasure not so you can live out your cuck punishment fantasies through her.
>>5516369
Take her to a doctor, something might be off.
LE MONKE
>>5515966
y r monkes so silly?