/britfeel/

Piers Morgan has died lads.

>tfw didn't make it to the high class call centre and now my life is ruined

having a proper shit day lads

>>39192586
tbf, gonig on 4chan all day is probably worse or just as bad, but this isnt really a concern for me because its not the norm.

>>39192602
>Piers Morgan has died lads.

Don't be getting my hopes up, there's a good chap.

>>39192612
It's ok hun, low class call centres are just as good for the career you want! Your life isn't over!

>>39192602
I fucking wish. He is the most pathetic man in the media at the moment.

>Barcelona Jihadis followed Anders Breivik's guide for plotting a bomb attack (that they never ended up carrying out)

the irony

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I need to get a job by the end of the month or I'm fucked. What's the easiest job to get?

I feel like a am flab on bones existing
rather than muscle on a man living.
and the idea of being able to change that seems so monumental that its probably I wont have the motivation to do it.

its a complicated feel

>>39192634
>>39192650
I would say he is hated equally by normies too.

>>39192661

Rent boy, anon.
When can you start?

>>39192680

/britfeel/ is normie la

>>39192630
meant for >>39192587

i hate the robot on this sometimes

>>39192661
Depends, do you have any experience or skills? If no, then you just have to apply to literally every single entry-level job you can find. Failing that, if you live in a city you could get a job as a courier for Deliveroo or similar delivery apps.

the fucking state of these threads, literally just tripfag drama these days. I remember when it used to be about co-op pizzas and jobcentre antics

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Laying around watching Killjoys and playing Sniper Elite with a little hangover. I was a clever boy and bought 24 cans of coke and loads of snacks before going out drinking yesterday.

Actually pretty comfy.

>>39192694

Yes, it gets better all the time.

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Tick tock wagies your last hours of freedom are coming to an end...
Now remember to iron your shirt and polish your shoes for tommorow, wouldn't want to upset Mr Shekylstein now would we?

>>39192694
it has been ruined by the influx of normies. i am a normies myself but fuck me most are boring as fuck and retarded. im probably only going to post when its late, its too shit now in the day.

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>>39192586
Ebin's chin, lads

>>39192682
I don't know why but when I think of male american prostitutes it disgusts me but when I think of cute british rent boys it gives me an erection that I can't seem to quell.

>>39192722

It's actually much "normier" at night than during the day.

Mummy obviously sends her little molluscs to bed.

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Someone please buy me this!

https://www.g2play.net/category/24979/tom-clancy-s-the-division-season-pass-uplay-cd-key/

>>39192682
Haha not willing to degrade myself just yet!

>>39192689
I have a pretty good education but my only experience is some part time waiter work for 2 months and I was quite useless. I don't even know if I could pull off an entry-level supermarket job

Google keeps trying to get me to use the google assistant, but I don't really want google logging info on every app I use and every website I visit on my phone. Seems weird.

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It could be time for the Mighty Bennis!

>>39192751

Guess you're pretty fucked then.

>>39192694
See every thread I see this comment but the tripfag drama is gone. You'll get the occasional post about Tilde's legs or Ebin but that's it, no real drama anymore. Shitty posts sure, but no drama

>meant to get up at 11am
>get up at 3pm
ah yes

>>39192751
Mate, if you can't even stack shelves than you're probably a downie. Just apply to literally every entry-level job you can find.

got a big tasty from maccas

>its ''agency asked me if I wanted to work this week but its now sunday and they've still not got back to me'' episode

I swear to god if they dont contact me by tonight im just going to say im no longer looking for work with that agency.

>>39192775

I hate beefburgers.

>>39192731
>It's actually much "normier"

you reckon? seems like the older, more mature neets, come on of a night. i used to sometimes talk about relationships and most lads were virgins and never had any friends. maybe you get more mature normies there too. older normies are usually fine tbf because they have matured. actually, i think i detract what i said. its not so much normies, its kids. most of the molluscs or retarded normies are teens or very early 20s.

>>39192782
>I swear to god if they dont contact me by tonight im just going to say im no longer looking for work with that agency.


Do you by any chance hail from the Emerald isle?

>>39192765
Same thing happened to me but I had to get up at 10. Feels bad but at least I had a good sleep.

>>39192724
you do realise that this is just going to discourage him from sending a full face pic?

>>39192806
who gives a shit this isn't /soc/

>>39192724

I reckon he's probably pretty hot....

>>39192794
no, sorry anon, just shit hole Stockport

>>39192816

Ah right, you're just a mong then. No worries.

>>39192814
me, i want to see his face. i am curious. im sure a lot of lads are. especially since tilde said he is a 9/10.

i just absolutely love fucking hookers lads

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Actual picture of Ebin here for you lads

>>39192832

That's what they're for!

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Lasagne for dinner tonight lads!

>>39192822
pls dont bully me friend

>>39192846

Oooh! Exotic!

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>>39192612
Don't worry anon! You can apply to Greggs. I would be thrilled to show you the ropes. We can make sandwiches together, would you prefer me to be a kind or strict teacher?

>>39192743
Put a trip on so i can filter you lad.

>>39192849

Don't make tarded comments then.

>>39192853

Thanks but I prefer not to smell of lard and poverty.

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I got a new idea for a business - I will rent out some dirty whores for a tenner an hour - good deal right? I will keep 9 and she gets one pound for her nasties!sweet sweeet hos!

>>39192863
wait what was retarded about it? I see the contradiction but I mean it as ''If they dont contact me, ill contact them saying ''I dont want work''

Sorry anon ill try harder next time!

>>39192853
>strict teacher
p-punish me tilde

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>>39192853
>tilde ERPing again

>>39192886

Back to licking your window.

>>39192874
you just have an ego.

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>>39192586
>tfw on the point of killing myself so ask my ex out because why not
>she says yes
w-what do I do now

>>39192881
Is that a small glow plug engine on the left?

>>39192853
>tilde will never punish you for messing up your sandwich

>>39192890
well he has no personality he just has to pander to pathetic orbiters by pretending to be cute

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>Buy an 8 quid bottle of black spray paint from halfords
>Barely enough to cover a 18"x24" area

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>>39192724
howling at this lads

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all i want is to rim a nice white booty whilst she frigs herself with a mini vibrator and i wank myself off, is that too much to ask?

>>39192935
now THAT is an hourglass figure! gosh golly gee whiz!!

>>39192935
>i wank myself off
you can do that part

>>39192935
she looks like a girl i used to be fucking. and yeah, this day and age it apparently is too much to ask.

>>39192928
Welcome to the overpriced world of spray paint. If you regularly spray paint large sections I'd recommend getting a proper spray gun, they're cheaper in the long run.
Also, never buy from Halfords, they're just overpriced in general.

>>39192874
>poverty

Greggs pays above minimum wage and a full time employee earns a few thousand more than a call centre drone

>>39192889
Faster anon! Mr Shekelberg will be here any minute and he'll have us both for this!

>>39192890
Gonna be strict with you

>>39192894
Isn't that good lad? Since you have an ex you must be one of the more socially competent people here. What caused the initial breakup? might be helpful to know

>>39192909
I would rather be kind, gay Chad used to go mental and it upset me. Would rather guide you through it at your own pace

Why are /tv/ being mean again?

If this thread dont get better soon Im gonna go do the dishes lads!

>>39192977
might as well go, tilde's here to make it about him

>>39192970
In what way? I got banned a couple of times and cant be bothered with it most of the time

>>39192861
If you bought me the key you wouldn't need to filter me because I would need to ask for it!

>>39193007
I'm not even memeing you really should consider suicide

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>>39193001
They have a thread shitting on her almost every day. The bastards even posted this. Fuck them and fuck their waifus.

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>>39193024
I think the Sophie worship is having a negative effect on you lad

>>39192965
>"ay lad, ya got any yum yums?"

>>39192965
>What caused the initial breakup?
She said she didn't love me anymore and that she couldn't get over me damaging her trust. I was quite emotionally abusive.
>Isn't that good lad?
I don't know, the idea of going on a date makes me panic
>>39192970
Who knows, /tv/ is a shit board anyway

>>39193024
Hahahha that's too good. Remember, this is what Sophie will look like in a few years

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Is there a more underated snack than walkers salt and vinegar sqaures?
And why dont they sell bigger bags they are literally god tier and taste the absoulte dogs bollocks!

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>>39193045
No, it's a perfectly health habit to be staring at a girl for hours every day for six years
>>39193056
No pls Jews stop this at once

>>39193067
>why dont they sell bigger bags
Because you're not supposed to eat that many you fat fuck.

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who /grime/ or /hiphop/ here? post your fav artists. I want some new stuff to listen to

>>39193076
Then why do they make them taste so good?

>>39193093
>posting jihadi cunts
You can fuck right off, grime is shit too

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>>39193074
How do you think you'd react if you actually met her? Have you thought about going to some fan meet and greet?

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>>39193109
ok fuck you too

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Cola cubes are non-nutritional and may be an inappropriate substitute to that of a proper meal.

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>>39193045
>tfw imaginary gf still cares more about your wellbeing than anyone in real life does

>>39193052
Yup, that'll be 1.25 for two anon

>>39193054
Don't force yourself if you're not ready desu. Plus I think if you've been emotionally abusive it's best you try and get past that first. It's a harsh thing to do but you could say you were drunk, or better yet be honest and see if she'll wait for you

Take this with a pinch of salt because all my relationship knowledge comes from SOL anime. I'm sure there are more experienced lads who could offer advice

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>>39193137
How the fuck was that an original comment though.

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>>39192586
one of you useless neets should do something to help your better man my stitching together all the op pics into a looping gif/webm of wojak walking along the street. The repetitive, looping nature of the thing serving as a metaphor of the endless cycle of depression you find your self in.

>>39193122
i see her posted so much on here that even im starting to fancy her. thank god i dont get celebrity crushes and i probably just want to fuck her.

Lads, check her interests:

http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3867135&Keywords=&KeySearch=1&TargetURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eadultwork%2Ecom%2FSearch%2Easp%3FRefreshVar%3D20%252F08%252F2017%2B15%253A54%253A17%26intMeetPrice%3D%26cboBookingCurrencyID%3D28%26intOvernightRateFrom%3D%26intOvernightRateTo%3D%26strSelZipCode%3D%26CommandID%3D1%26cbxOrientationID%3D2%252C%2B1%26cboLastLoginSince%3DX%26strSelPostCode%3D%26HotListSearch%3D0%26rdoNationalityInclude%3D1%26rdoKeySearch%3D1%26strPostCodeArea%3D%26SearchTab%3DProfile%26intAgeFrom%3D%26intAgeTo%3D%26DF%3D1%26cboPageNo%3D1%26strKeywords%3D%26intHalfHourRateFrom%3D%26intHalfHourRateTo%3D%26dteAvailableAnotherDay%3D%26hdteToday%3D20%252F08%252F2017%26cbxSelIsEscort%3DON%26strTown%3DMilton%2BKeynes%26dteMeetDate%3D%26intMiles%3D%26intMilesUSA%3D%26rdoOrderBy%3D4%26intMeetDuration%3D%26cbxGenderID%3D2%26cboNationalityID%3D0%26cboSCID%3D0%26intHourlyRateFrom%3D%26intHourlyRateTo%3D%26intHotListID%3D0%26PageNo%3D1%26SS%3D0%26cboCountryID%3D158%26cboCountyID%3D175%26cboAPID%3D0%26rdoRatings%3D1%26cboLastUpdated%3D01%252F01%252F2003%26cboRegionID%3D2%26question_69%3D%26question_70%3D%26question_2%3D%26question_3%3D%26question_57%3D%26question_27%3D%26question_42%3D%26strSelUsername%3D%26dteMeetTime%3DX&NavUserIDs=331614x2057169x3071220x2268256x69600x930980x644793x1849523x811805x1491919x878118x1360949x1994468x1854318x972105x2761407x2401794x3734940x485027x3867135x3609765x3008511x1453381x765755x1980270x1824168x4091339x3590735x543806x3078438x4077148x3790113x3516231x3038458x2143954x1691975x3872539x4084032x3795342x4033451x2761061x4205073x3705350x2532205x3525759x1287734x2825272x4024390x4208639x3590405

That is fucking weird. 100 quid/hour doesn't justify sticking a finger up a dudes ass. How grim.

>>39193139
Why don't you try some of my willy juice instead Crumpy haha

>ebin updated his blog

Good read this one lads

Look at this meme tripcode #n_i.]XNJ7q

>>39193122
I would die of autism, I would never even consider it. If I ever saw her in town I would walk in the other direction and find somewhere to cry. Her feigned expression of happiness as I mumble hello would play over and over in m head for the rest of my life. I could never recover from it.
>>39193177
Haha, just as planned
>>39193201
Can't wait

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>>39193182
>that url
Jesus christ lad

Someone please remind me to turn the oven off at 4:18 please

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>>39193201
Highlight of my day I hate to say. Hope it's a good one

>>39193224
I got you my d-00d

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>>39192944
>>39192950

she has a prime wooty my friends

>>39193211
>Haha, just as planned

what if i managed to make her my gf? i have friends in the media so its not too unlikely that i will meet her

>>39193143
I think I'm ready. I got past a lot of my emotional abusiveness by allowing myself to cry like a little bitch in front of her and by sharing my insecurities. I'm just scared I'll be alone again and that I'll fuck up my date. She's the only one who cares. I guess I'll take my chances.
Thank you not-so-anon, I'd be your secret anime bf if I knew you in real life.

>>39193201

>eagle eyed blog readers

I got an indirect mention

>try make me take antidepressants again. I'm not depressed, I may have the symptoms of depression but I'm not depressed -antidepressants, the biggest scam of our generation I shall not be taking. "
Ebins officially skipping his meds because he thinks he knows better than medical professionals

>>39192697
snacks was smart I'll start doing that but I'm trying to cut down sugar drinks to friday saturday only so now 24 cans of coke for me haha, just mineral water

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>>39193252
>that cellulilte
You can keep her mate

>Bin bags stacking up in kitchen because wheelie bin is too small for a weeks worth of rubbish

How is a man meant to cope?

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>>39192697

Sounds comfy mate

Drinking Pepsi and eating Doritos myself

>>39193271
REEE SHE'S MINE I WANT HER IT'S MY LIFES AMBITION

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>Scared to go out incase I run into chavs that went to my school

>That neighbour in question wasn't here, I assume on a holiday or something - normie cunt.

Made me chuckle,

>>39193280
He's not wrong thought, anti-depressant are terrible for a large majority of people

>>39193271
>I have friends in the media
Who are you fooling lad, you probably know someone working for some local news station

>>39193289

i understand that you are only attracted to man arse, sophiefag

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>>39193322
I know that feel. I should really move out of my old neighborhood.

>>39193272
>by allowing myself to cry like a little bitch in front of her and by sharing my insecurities
>she proceeds to leave you
Hmm I wonder what happened there?

>>39192697
>>39193292
>coke
>pepsi
>doritos
>suckling on the teat of global capitalism
irn bru or red cola, space raiders, and caramel wafers are what you need

>>39193272
Go for it then lad. If she's willing to give you another chance after you were abusive you must mean an awful lot to her. And you know which mistakes to avoid making this time around

>suggesting cuckoldry

Shan't be doing that but thank you for the offer!

>>39193290
When I binge eat I put all the wrappers in a knotted carrier bag and shove it in a public bin. Not sure if that's an option for you though

>>39193323
ah yes lets believe ebin and anon over the doctors and clinical trials

>>39192965
>Greggs pays above minimum wage and a full time employee earns a few thousand more than a call centre drone

It's an underclass mecca. It reeks of "poor".

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isn't it about time you got to bed wagies?

Mr Shekelburg needs you awake and alert tomorrow.

>>39193348
Funny, but I only did that after breaking up.

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Just started the dishes lads. Done the mugs and glasses now soaking the plates. Had 2 pieces of toast and marmite. But I only put butter and marmite on 1 slice and then put the other slice on top of it - dry if you will - to make a sort of toast sandwich. Countryfeel on BBC1 at 6 for any of you lads who wanna join me!

>>39193344
going to tesco is a mission when chavs spawn everywhere

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>>39193076
Yeah but why do they sell bigger bags of other crisps that are meant to be "shared", when they could simply all just sell indvidual bags in a great big bag?
Think about it?
>In a big bag the left over crisps that you dont eat go stale, say you ate three and left 3 indvidual bags they would be fresh.
>it encourages smaller portion sizes, as you dont feel greedy eating an entire bag but do if you eat six?
>They encourage familes and discourage single people as multipacks are often shared between family members "share bags" are scoffed by a single person.

Could I be onto a conspriracy here where companies are openly working to discourage traditional family values, they never sold giant bags years ago its a recent phenomon without a doubt.

>>39193332
Wasn't me, your grill has similar legs to sophie

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>>39193365
Hope they made the most of their weekend and didnt spend it shitposting and watching crap tv

>>39193360

SSRI's cause long term (if not permanent) damage to brain chemistry

>tfw there's a million songs about love and relationships you'll never be able to relate to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg

>>39193383
Don't be a greedy shit, or buy more than one bag.
>Crisp company conspriracy to discourage traditional family values
Are you fucking retarded?

>>39193351
Yes Irn bru and space raiders, those paragons of local community business

>>39193405
give me one reputable source backing that up

How do you see an original comment?

>>39193355
I guess you're right, thanks again Tilde.
>suggesting cuckoldry
I-it was only a joke! I swear!!

any of you utter lads watching the bloody footy?

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Bitch, be humble (hol' up, bitch)
Sit down (hol' up, lil', hol' up, lil' bitch)
Be humble (hol' up, bitch)
Sit down (hol' up, sit down, lil', sit down, lil' bitch)
Be humble (hol' up, hol' up)
Bitch, sit down (hol' up, hol' up, lil' bitch)
Be humble (lil' bitch, hol' up, bitch)
Sit down (hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up)
Be humble (hol' up, hol' up)
Sit down (hol' up, hol' up, lil', hol' up, lil' bitch)
Be humble (hol' up, bitch)
Sit down (hol' up, sit down, lil', sit down, lil' bitch)
Be humble (hol' up, hol' up)
Bitch, sit down (hol' up, hol' up, lil' bitch)
Be humble (lil' bitch, hol' up, bitch)
Sit down (hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up)

>>39193201
Another quality blog post from ebin. I especially enjoyed the story with the nosy cunt looking through the window.

>mummy is watching some movie about some girl who go murdered
>getting slightly engrossed
>know Ill probably end up crying if I watch it cause im a big puff

Its called them lovely bones or some shit, I like my murder shows to be joe kenda or the like. Not into these romanticized things

>>39193420

I don't have to, but side effects from SSRIs are well documented. If you're too retarded to use google there is little hope for you.

>>39193360
>trusting the big pharma industry
Yes be a good goy and take those pills, they'll turn you into a functional member of society!

>>39193420

www.vaccinesarepoisonandalsochemtrails.com

Whenever I see someone online complaining about the way women's bodies are drawn in cartoons or manga it's always some insecure fat yank girl.

>>39193441
>>39193446
so nothing just you guys saying trust a guy on 4chan more than doctors
>>39193452
made me kek

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>>39193295
The strong do as they please and the weak are bound to be led, sunshine.

>>39193330
you would be surprised laddy

>>39193434
>First trip to Tesco after being denied a job there, I hate the workers there even more than before, they are now working at my expense. Cunts

Ebin has the same delusions of grandeur as pakipoo, it's fascinating.

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>>39193370
I don't watch the electronic jew but it sounds comfy lad, I always feel better after doing the dishes and tidying up.

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>>39193432
DAMN. is a good album I don't care what /mu/ says

>>39193461
>trust a guy on 4chan more than doctors

I'd rather trust Ebin than you. Side effects both long and short term are well documented.

>>39193466
Tesco stab-up when?

>>39193392
Nah that other girls' legs actually have a shape lol

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>>39193405
Haha you're scaring me anon!

Is this true lads?

>>39193486
it's not about trusting me you fucking idiot

>>39193405
>>39193441
>make simple claim
>asked ot back it up
>hurr durr everyone knows that just google it
Why even bother engaging in the discussion if you're going to do that

>>39193466
>Ebin has the same delusions of grandeur

most people do. hardly anyone wants to admit that they are at fault, people will make up any old excuse to avoid responsibility

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>>39193460
>the way women's bodies are drawn in cartoons
Yeah luckily men dont have to worry about unrealistic body images

Ah yes, your depressed young man! Become mentally dependent on these happy pills!

>>39193461
I'm not the guy talking about SSRIs but I'd rather listen to the people who have taken the pills than what some pharma shill tells me to do. Yes some people have said that it helped them, and many others have said that if fucks up their sleep, their sex drive, they turn into a zombie and for some of them actually makes their suicidal urges and depression even worse.

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>>39193522
Better than being dependant on old man on twink porn and picking shit out of your arsehole with your martian fingers

pic related, ebin after picking poo out of his bumhole

Right as someone who took SSRIs for a good 4 months, they are SHITE, please god dont take them. They just make you numb.

Try something like mirtazipine, its not an SSRI but still an anri depressant. It just makes you nice and sleepy. Try it out.

>>39193535
I've been on anti depressants anon, but my point was why should I trust anons over doctors and none of them could back up any of their claims - I'm not saying they're perfect but the doctors knows better than ebin

>>39193460
they never have my sympathy. women live life on easy mode in regards to relationships. all they literally have to be is not fat.

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>>39193516
who fucking cares you fucking faggot

Guy on SSRIs here. It took years to find the right meds but now I love the ones I'm on now. They're not a cure all but definitely help.

>>39193490
You're a messed up tranny on hormones, you're fucked anyway

>>39193522

Or just stay depressed and shitpost on /r9k/ about how it's better to be depressed than to take the white man's medicine.


Hmmm. Let me think about that.

>>39193535
I've taken SSRI's and they helped, and I know many others who they have helped too.
What now?

>>39193323
It's blatantly obvious ebin has screws loose so by enabling him in his abstinence of medication and help is harming more than helping.
Yes drugs can and will have side effects to varying degrees but they help lots.
t. Come from a family where a parent had to take lots of medication just to keep them stable
Without it they were fucked and it was one extreme to the next, and with it they were stabilised and normal
Not to say it was without issues, we did have to see doctors and have the prescription amended if anything was fucked up but denying on this basis is kind of fucked up

How about we pitch in and get Ebin a tesco uniform?

I don't want blood on my hands after the inevitable 'mouldy suspect seeked in connection to tesco murders' headlines

>>39193490

Yes, at the very least they upregulate neurotransmitter receptors, causing dependency. There are a host of other side effects, some understood, some not.

>>39193561
delet this image it makes me have unrealistic desires to become frog

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>>39193550
ET has no chin though, unlike our Chadeus Strongchin over here

>>39193563
that's the thing isn't it, you get one idiot who took one tablet and had a bad experience and theyre advising newfags not to take them.

>>39193583
>unsymmetrical lips
D R O P P E D

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>>39193583
Wait a minute..that chin?!

>>39193508
>Why even bother engaging in the discussion if you're going to do that

I didn't particular want to engage in some long winded discussion. If he says "muh peer reviewed quadruple blind double placebo study" then it's like arguing with a brick wall

>>39193557
Have the doctors taken the pills? Why would you blindly trust them over people who have taken them and can tell you the side effects? You're assuming that the doctors know what they're talking about, they just prescribe whatever they're given by the big pharma companies

>>39193610
stay woke then I guess

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>>39193462
The strong post images greater in size than 334x250, and I have a whole thread on /hr/. Checkmate lad who's uncle hosts an up and coming local radio show about floor tiles

>>39193469
Right lads I've done the plates and now soaking the cutlery and the pyrex bowl. I've dried up the cups and glasses.Just had another toast sandwich - didn't use marmite this time lads!

>>39193572
Are you retarded? I specifically said in my post that they work for some people and don't work for others (with horrible side effects). All I'm saying is people need to be aware of both and not just blindly go onto SSRIs

@39193610
I'll take your bait
"What are extensive clinical trials"
Drugs have to go through rigorous testing and years of iterations and development before they're even thought of reaching humans who need actual medical help with whatever affliction it may be, this is well documented and is scrutinised across the academic community in order to ensure that the drugs are safe, work as intended and are a viable option to helping the afflicted

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>>39193629
I want to kiss her precious lips and tell her I love her

>>39193586
I find it interesting that if you ask somebody who had a good experience you'll normally hear:
>yeah they're not perfect and they don't work for everyone, it can take some time to find the right one but overall they've really helped me.

Then you ask someone who's anti-SSRI and its
>SSRIs are always bad, don't be a stupid goy, nobody has ever benefitted from them and if you take them you are guaranteed to kill yourself.

My instinct is to listen to the more reasonable person, but so many people don't even try and be reasonable. They just meme and insult and shout.

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>>39193413
Not at all, prehaps conspiracy was the wrong word its more of a government conspiracy that capitalist companies have gone along with for the sake of making money.
Its very simmilar to the cuck cart phenomon.
>1950s you only had one type of shopping trolley a large one for familes.
>or a basket for a couple of items
>fast foward to 2017
>Big shopping carts with a place for a child to sit.
>medium sized designed for a childless couple.
>cuck carts that are designed for single people buying cat food, wine and microwave meals.
>and of course baskets for those getting a few items.
What was wrong with a basket and a big trolley, why do we have cuck carts and couple carts what was wrong with baskets and big ones for familes?

>>39193643
get out of here with you '@' bullshit.

>>39193576
What's the point of getting him a tesco uniform if he can't even get a job there?

>>39193641
>some have said, but many others have said

you were clearly biased you numpty

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THE SSRIS ARE MAKING YOU GAY

>>39193655
are you seriously getting wound up over a greater variety in shopping trolley sizes?

>>39192669
Start by eating/drinking less shite and walking more. Such an easy way to start, then progress to a more controlled diet and jogging/lifting/cycling/Whatever.

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>>39193599
It's asymmetrical you illiterate monkey

@39193659
depriving bait of you's whilst also replying to them is one of my favourite hobbies

>>39193655
>what was wrong with baskets and big ones for familes?
what's wrong with backpacks why cant we all carry giant suitcases around?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVE90vGS9ps

Nearly forgot the evening dose. This specific track, from their 2nd studio album produced in 2000, has a beautifully trippy feel to it. Although not well recognised, it doesn't fail to be one of the bands most creative, addictive tracks.

>>39193678
It's in my dictionary so you can fuck off

>>39193692
Except they don't really care because you're still giving them attention

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Apparently 'liking a band' is reason enough to have a trip these days

How did society cope before SSRIs? Why was there mass suicide by the million each year?

>>39193737
>Why was there mass suicide by the million each year?
T-there were?

>>39193746

I meant wasn't*

Ebin's new blog post is a good read lads!

>>39193729
I don't mind music posters but he should really just post non when he's not posting songs

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>finally accept that I will happily stick my dick in any hole that offers itself up
>still too ugly to snag a fag

>>39193737

They were zonked and locked up in funny farms as you would be for being a congenital mong.

Ebin, I bet this is up your street

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik2YF05iX2w

>>39193729

No reason is required anon.

>>39193648
No she's mine. She is going to come along and save me from my depression and anxiety and show me why life is worth living.

>>39193785

Likely up his bumhole too.

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>>39193737
It was different then, modernity and capitalism has fucked it all. Everyone seems to be on pills and mentally ill now. Now that might be because doctors are more likely to prescribe for things like that and I'm sure there were many mentally ill people who weren't diagnosed back then but it seems to just be getting worse and worse. Same with the tranny meme

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>>39193721
It still gets up their nose a little bit
tickles me inside a little

>>39193629
We will see who is the mightiest when the beauty of Sophie entices us to duel, paris.

>>39193793
I want to stroke her beautiful red hair while she rests her head on my chest and listens to my heartbeat.

>>39193737
You think every depressed person wants to commit suicide?

>>39193812

They'll just think you're a 'tard anon.

>>39193816

Does she though?

I have my doubts.

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@39193828
That's why I do it, anon

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i just want to impregnate jaye rose

>How to Start a hell on 4chan
Traps are gay

How did society cope before enemas? Why wasn't there mass urinal tract infections by the million each year?

Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvoi99X417o

>>39193808
I think it's likely that endogenous depression has stayed relatively constant but is just diagnosed more often, whereas environmentally-rooted depression is behind the apparent rise.
As regards other conditions, I think there are many these days that in the past would simply have been written off as being a bit eccentric, or a cunt (rightly or wrongly).

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>>39193812
>>39193845
>Start a massive argument on SSRIs by proxy without even trying and don't read any of it

serious question, why do people chose to be overweight?

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>>39193834
She does in my head. She loves me.

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>>39193737
Apparently they coped by committing suicide.

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>>39193815
Me on the left, I'll fight you to the death for Sophie

>>39193863
I'm gonna hire a hitman to sneak poison into all your food, but it will actually just be prozac.
I'd be intrigued to see the results.

Luckily there's still BASED countries like Poland and Russia that dont fall for the 'depression' meme...oh wait they have shit loads of suicides every year

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>>39193846
Good taste lad, she reminds me of this babe. I'd give my life savings (50 squid) for an hour with her

>>39193881
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/aurora_shooting

>>39193869
unhealthy food is cheap and easily available

>>39193655
its not a conspiracy, it has probably just happened due to changes in society. the government is not as smart as you think, they are always making mistakes and always have. the world is not as planned as you think, unless you're trying to suggest that every single history book is somehow created by the government to trick us all

>>39193894

who is she lad? little photoshopped but has potential

>>39193869
>tons of cheap junk food around
>no social pressure
>laziness

>>39193905
>>39193916
fuck man the thought of people putting money above their own health makes me sad

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>>39193869
I don't choose to be overweight it's muh genetics

>>39193816
>>39193815
>>39193876
REEEEEE I AM THE TRUE SOPHIEFAG, I WILL CLAIM HER. NOBODY MATCHES MY POWER LEVEL

>>39193655
>cuck carts that are designed for single people

A single person cannot, by definition, be a "cuck".

anyone else here watch 'on benefits' on channel 5? does this resemble your life?

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>>39193894
>animal print skirt.

Jesus christ mate. You know for a fact that popping to the shops with her consists of a bottle of Lambrini and 40 B&H Gold fags

>>39193929
no, people but pleasure above their own health

>>39193939
seeing how a cuck is someone who raises someone else's kid, yes you can

>>39193943
I dont watch it but I'm 99% sure it doesnt

>>39193943

No and no anon.

>>39193959
I've been overweight, all the junk food in the world wouldn't make me feel (generally) as good as I do now

>>39193933
I choose to be because I love food and hate myself.

The fleeting enjoyment of a pizza distracts me from the train wreck of my life

>>39193961
So when you see a single person with a little cart you think 'I bet they're raising someone elses kid'? Are you ok anon?

>>39193943
no, but a brief watch of it confirms my life isn't like that

>>39193961

No it isn't and no one can't.
Sorry there.

>>39193934
you are delusional lad. i am saying this for your own good. you probably think this way because you're so young. no one is going to save you, you need to sort out your own depressing life. sure, people can make suggestions and give you advice, but its ultimately up to you. even if you were mates with sohpie, she would probably not bother with you because she would not want you becoming dependent on her.

>>39193970
that may well be, but it's objective fact that ice cream tastes better than boiled vegetables

>>39193959
maybe its the only pleasure they get out of life

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>>39193914
Jasmine James lad, that red hair and red lipstick makes me diamonds. Only problem is some shitty tattoos on her lower body

>>39193980
>So when you see a single person with a little cart you think 'I bet they're raising someone elses kid'?
no
>Are you ok anon?
Also no

>>39193984
>no one is going to save you
Agreed. N.H.K was a mistake.

>>39193984

Yeah and he doesn't just post that shite to be an irritant. Honest.

>>39193992
yes but being healthy feels better than being fat, guess it's just different priorities, people want momentary feelings rather than lasting because it's easier

>>39193675
Im not getting wound up about the situation of cuck carts, its simply the worrying sign asocitated with it.
It shows that less people are having kids which is leading to the situation of an an aging population and all the problems asociated with that:
(I will try and keep it purely in a geographical context)
>Demand out reaches supply, so there will be more old people and less tax payers to provide for them.
>an aging population will have to relly upon an imigrant population to provide for them.
This entails problems such as
>the ethnic replacement of the native population.
>the cultral replacement of the native cultures.
>the inportation of other cultures that enrich us with, honour killings, FGM, Sharia law etc
>Wave good bye to the new forest and the green belt imigrants need new houses.
>civil strife and conflict between natives and diffrent cultures resuting in the blood of children lining the pavements as seen in spain.
>imigrants have higher birth rates compared to whites and will create overpopulation the problems of such can be seen in africa in regards to fammine war an lots of other problems.
Whereas if we implemnted polices opting for an optimal population where there is a balance of births and deaths such problems wouldnt come about and the quality of life would be increaced.

whats female on male rape fantasy called when searching rape on pornhub only male on female comes up

>>39193961
>seeing how a cuck is someone who raises someone else's kid

Oh dear.

>>39193992
>ice cream tastes better than boiled vegetables
do we need any more proof that God hates us?

>>39194010
t. not the guy that is going to marry Sophie
>>39193984
I know, nobody is going to save me. Not even me.

>>39194033
I wish I hadnt already used my Alex Jones meme

>>39194039
pegging and domination is probably the closest thing to that.

>>39194039
>female on male rape
How does that work then? You could try 'blackmail' I suppose

>>39194033

None of the problems you mentioned are actually problems anon.

Not for sane people anyway.

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Be honest lads, would you rather kiss the left mouth or the right mouth?

>>39194060
>pegging
nah senpai I mean benis in bagina rape not gay shit but will look into dom thanks
>>39194075
man tied down and sucked till he gets hard then she rides him until she forces him to cum inside her

>>39194084
fucking neither both are guys and I'm not bent

>>39194084
right looks more feminine so I would go for that

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>>39194084
I suppose they both stared in superhero movies

>>39193898
This is actually very interesting, want to wring his shrink's neck though.
>put guy who is a bit woblly on ADs
>he doesn't take to them , gets unhinged
>up the dose
>starts acting very weird, talking about killing people
>up the dose again
>goes properly nuts, drops out
>have the power to get him sectioned
>don't

I mean fucking hell, she should have been on trial right alongside him

>>39194039
Try reverse rape. Thats how some hentai label it. Might work the same with 3d porn.

>>39194090
no man can be raped by a woman because he could just void his bowels, disgusting the attacker

>>39194084

left is ebin
right is sophie

>>39194114

I'd poke them both.

>>39194084
now len and saku know what he looks like they can find him in filey

>>39193695
Its purely a physical anolgy and a way of showing that there is a population probelm, its not carts that matter simply the trends asociated with the change in shopping trolleys through the ages.

>>39194154
>entering the belly of the beast

>>39194084
left

this paddypower advert with the disabled lad is making me want to rip my fucking ears off

>>39194084
The priciest women AND man alive. It's like prom king and queen, but for life

ebin is probably just average looking and tilde has now made him a laughing stock because he said ebin is a 9.

Sophie is really ugly and annoying desu, also too tall for a girl

>>39194196

also she has literally and unironically no arse

>>39194196
>>39194192
Ebin they're trying as hard as they can mate

>>39194172
>>entering the belly of the beast

Going to Filey for a little tour was part of my Scarborough plan actually, I've seen quite a few pics and I'd love to have a little explore

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Which legs would you choose and what would you do with them?

>>39194006
B-but muh Misaki gf...

In hindsight you can see how those fantasies occur in people like that at their lowest but it's something everyone needs to outgrow

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>>39194084
Left is the correct answer of course

I want those lips

>>39194258
>'''her''' legs look a bit like Sophie's
Delete this

>>39194276

do you bottom lad?

That's two kilos of wings marinading in my secret jerk sauce.

Firing up the grill tomorrow.

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Started watching this last night-- good show!

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Cant stay up to watch Summerslam because I have to get up in my morning

>>39194083
Tell that to the children dying of fammine in afrifa due to overpopulation.
What about the familys of terror attack victims?
Tell that to the young girs in rotherham who were groomed by pakistani grooming gangs?
Or what about the men in china who outnumber women and struggle to get laid thanks to decades of the one child policy were familes would abort there own daughters due to wanting to have a son.

The problem might not be as prevlent for me and you, but dont let that fool you the problems of overpopulation will get us all sooner or later.

Waiting for last ep. of The Mist.

Not patiently.

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if you put the mouth over the face and estimate the eyes.
you get the criminal ebin.

>>39194303

The problem is with the anachronistic notion of the nation state. It's silly.

>>39194314

that hair is absolutely disgusting

condition it you tramp

>>39194314
you've connected the wrong image though, that chin came from the other one so its mismatched, stop this

>>39194258
I would have right sit on my face forever until I die

lads what household chemicals can i abuse to make the sadness go away

>>39194303
>all this because I wanted some eggs and a couple of ready meals and wanted a smaller trolley

someone please post some top sophie arse shots

>>39194347
Bleach, supposedly
>>39194363
Out out out out out out

>>39194335

Would you kiss tilde?

>>39194276
would you like ebin to shoot a big fat load inside of your bum

>>39194314
I was going to try something like this. Well done lad. Gave me a good chuckle

>>39194347
Bleach will work a treat.

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>>39194363

Ask and you shall receive my friend

>>39194287
Either tbqh with you laddy

REEEE BAIT SQUAD OUT

why are girls in this country so fucking ugly?

>>39194335
you may as well post a face picture on your blog.

>>39194347
Malt Vinegar.

>>39194373
turn the trip back on tilde haha

>>39194344
>right
shit taste

>>39194409
If I find employment or purpose in life I'll do it, how about that

>>39194405
>this country
what did he mean by this

I'm tempted to post a pic of myself just to get the heat off ebin

>>39194409
>Ebin posts a face picture on his blog
>someone actively goes out to get him
>his corpse shows up in a river

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Getting (you)'s on Sunday is so easy it should illegal, so many wagies trying to distract themselves from the despair of the upcoming work week

Could my crotch be haunted, lads? I keep getting the urge to put my hands down my trews and play with ma willy!

>>39194397
call me a wolf lad because I'm howling

>>39194448
You need to see the local priest. He'll help you out down there.

>>39194442

aye, it's a bit shit alright.

>>39194442
>he makes a spelling mistake just for more (you)'s

You're a fucking animal ebin and I hate your guts

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>>39194450
>>39194397
I would like our resident expert on homosexuals to verify the status of there individuals

being a smart Neet is the best thing

>martial arts a few times a week
>library a few times a week
>voluntary
>going out on Saturday to socialize
>all the time in the world to lift

>>39194475

hello where is ass

that is a long back, it ends at her thighs

>>39194475
flat as a pancake, how will sopieposter ever recover?

>>39194383
Trip back on Ebin haha, you already know the answer

>>39194434
>he thinks I would let anyone hurt ebin

Cute~

>>39194475
you callin me a queer lad? watch it

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>There is a 30% chance I will be the first britfeeler to see Ebin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling
I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence I'm convinced
That there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure

>>39194494
prove you do any of that you smug prick
t. self hating neet

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>>39194509
>90% chance he'll be the last person you see

>>39194509
0% chance lad, even I wasn't the first