Hi anon! This is your grandmother calling. How are you? Have you gotten a girlfriend yet?
>>35068854
I'M JUST NOT, UH, INTERESTED AT THE MOMENT.
>>35068854
>"No, still no girlfriend, I guess I've been more career minded these days"
>"oh really, your mother mentioned you had a job, at the, uh, mcdonald's near the house?"
>"yep, I've been taking more shifts, I'm almost working a full part-time load..."
>"oh that's nice, dear--well, it was nice hearing from you, can you put your mother back on?"
>>35068854
You're dead, stop haunting the phone