I recently inherited some farm land from my grand parents. I'm

can i fuck the horse

>>135480374
>Police find 30 dead in rural farmhouse
>swastikas daubed on walls in blood

>>135480468
Fpbp /thread

>>135480374
Holy Shit you are super lucky. Will you have access to electricity and internet?

>>135480468
after I'm done with it

http://extension.oregonstate.edu/sorec/sites/default/files/Sustainable_Farming.pdf

You realize people actually go to school for this kind of stuff, right?

No thanks FBI

>>135480374
I got tools, a truck, and a WASP work ethic.

>>135480374
>demi-niggers complain about nigger-niggers :neet farm survival edition
Nice Reddit spacing C.I.A.

>>135480374
Nobody will buy your cucumbers once they know your white nationalist.

>>135480468
Resi please

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>>135480374
I'm an (industrial) engineer and I have decent knowledge of carpentry, tool-making and agriculture. Maybe I can be of help?

We need a hierarchical organization and of course some casual pussy from time to time, I don't want to recur to animals or fag shit

>>135480374

You need some outbuildings: barns, stables etc. But you can start small with something like a chicken coop -- any appropriately-sized structure with roosts inside will do -- collect about nine hens and a rooster, and you can practice feeding them. Give them a fenced-in run if you want to keep them away from the house. Collect the eggs every day and kill the odd one now and again for a meal (this is difficult at first but gets easier). You can also buy an incubator and hatch your own chicks from the fertilized eggs. Poultry is probably the best way to ease yourself into raising animals.

>>135480468
NO! There will be none of that!

In fact, will have a voting process, if you start slacking off and not pulling your weight - you have to go back. If you’re trying to fuck the horse, you have to go back.

>>135480556
Oh god, no.

>>135480593
There's not even a house or barn. But surely, that kind of stuff could be built using a 3d printer. Hell, I'm sure there are pdf books on how to do this shit.

>>135480634
Oh shit, thanks for the link!!!

>>135480659
No I'm being srs.

>>135480787
This is exactly the kind of person I'm looking for.

C'mon guys this what Thomas Jefferson envisioned for America.

>>135480924

You obviously don't live in the sticks -- nobody out here gives a shit about your right-wing views, and for many people it'd be a definite point in your favour

>>135481271
>that kind of stuff could be built using a 3d printer

A barn? Is this a troll? Get a rural carpenter.

>>135481271
where is the farm?

>>135480924
All people are welcome, but preferably right leaning people. I don't want any sort "Did you just assume my gender" kind of bs.

>>135481100
Yes! I agree, there definitely will have to be some sort of hierarchical structure... Because if you can honestly do what you said... You're at the top already. But being at the bottom wouldn't be bad either. You would be free from your prison and wake up each mornign with purpose.

Arbeit macht frei

>>135480374

what's the location? The only way a single person is going to earn a living farming is by making some sort of premium goods, like wine, cheese, truffle farming or black angus.

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>>135481486
>he doesnt print his own barn

There's a fine line between some rural pollacks running a peaceful farming community and a cult compound. Also we would have to be heavily armed, which would seal the violent cult image. I wish one of these pol colonies would actually work out though.

>>135481810
90 percent of pollacks aren't even worth taking the time to talk to, let alone living with

>>135482063
Oh yeah I would never participate, it would be fascinating to observe though

LOL at 3d printer! Have a look at any or all of the "Foxfire" books. Those things are a freaking goldmine of knowledge, like suddenly having a thousand awesome grandparents who know a ton of useful stuff. Seconding what that anon said about your state extension service, too, loads of useful freebies that will be just what you're looking for.

>>135481721
Blueberries are very profitable if you have shitty acidic soil like i do.

>>135480374

Some guy online says, " Come live on my farm with me! ".
You see THIS is the kind of thing you don't do. Ever. Have you mother fuckers SEEN R rated movies?

>>135480374
I'm saving up for land for this express purpose and I'm running into the same problems

>who would my neighbors be?
>would they like me?
>would I be able to get help if I'm wrong about this being something I can jump into?
>would a real estate agent care about what my plans are?

where is your plot OP

>>135481221
See this exactly the kind of person I need too!

You and the Argentine sound like you know what's up.

Starting small is fine too, and definitely could not go wrong with chickens. I'm one of those people who can eat the same thing everyday.

>>135481810
That's true, too many people would try to fuck with us if word got out, and it was bunch of presumed nazi's running a farm. Regardless, we would need to be able to defend ourselves.

>ITT: landless faggots
how do you not own land yet?
In the 16-1700's you wouldn't be allowed to vote!
Fuck the precious metals, trade it in and buy the lands.

>>135480374
I have long dreamed about turning my farm into a 4chan training camp but my internet is just too slow.

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>>135480374
Eh it shouldnt be to hard to find gardening tutorials on the interwebz. Composting is very important, and chickens are great animals very low maintenance can give good source of protein with eggs and you can breed them pretty easily. Also make designated fields for different crops and rotate them yearly leaving one fallow

Go to community college and take some farming classes. You should be able to find a place that offers them. They'll teach you crop rotation, what crops give what nutrients to the soil, seasonal harvests, animal husbandry, etc.

It should be relatively cheap, and you can apply what you learn to the farm as you learn it.

>>135480634
>You realize people actually go to school for this kind of stuff, right?

No, they go to school to get paid to talk and write about doing it. The people who do it just do it.

>>135482392
thats why you bring a gun idiot

sounds like how a lonely guy trades room and board for creeper sex
>i like it

>>135482622
you get taxed for owning land

>>135482480
rabbits are a good source of fat-less protein as well and they reproduce like somalis, but beware the protein poisoning aka rabbit starvation

lasagna gardening in bed-raised crops is the best way to produce in infertile lands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuNUTTFYArY

on the other hand, get a bunch of hounds, they're always useful. Farmland assaults use to be very violent since they involve several felons and they stay several days inside the house, many times torturing the owners. I tell you by experience. Get armed

>>135480374
JONESTOWN 2.0

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>>135482392
>Have you mother fuckers SEEN R rated movies?
no, are they any good?

>>135480374
A.)what's rent like?
B.) can I smoke inside? (Cigs and weed)

>>135482225
Thank-you!!!

>>135482419
Yes! I find myself asking the very same questions, I just said fuck it and thought I'd throw this all out here and see what kind of responses I would get.

The plot is in Montana.

>>135482831
No that's a load of crap.

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>>135480374
also what state are you in numbnuts

>>135480374
then you realize its just fucking hard work that leaves you tired and drained once youre done. fuck that, ill take the life of a 16yo on summer break any day

>>135483126
>The plot is in Montana.
Nice i went out to pan gold around bozeman area a couple of years ago absolutely beautiful country you are a lucky man

>>135481486
get educated kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUdnrtnjT5Q

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>>135483305

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>>135483126
>The plot is in Montana
oh man enjoy your winters m8

I'm buying in Cali

wouldn't it be nice if there was like a global network of /pol/ landowning communities where we can travel to and work or use as vacation or share info

I think that would be nice

>>135483377
maybe tomorrow
checked

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>>135480374
>Double spacing
>Copypasta tier story that's been posted before

You've got 3 seconds to turn back and go back where you came from, redditfaggot

>>135483355
I be that smells like a melting tire fire on the interior, nasty metled plastic for walls for christ sake

>>135482717
I agree, it sounds like school would be a good idea, to get at least some sort of foundational knowledge. Hell, I'm sure there are a shit load of youtube videos out there that talk about all that stuff.

>>135483107
Oh yeah, another thing, I would be hesitant about drugs and alcohol, only because if you don't have any self control and working stoned or drunk on the job or acting crazy... You have to go back.

But I don't see how a nice smoke or a few beers would be bad after a hard day of work.

>>135480374
>some people who could tell me what I will need and what to do in order to have a sustainable farm.

The core thing I recommend is that you get a degree in the area of ag/ hort if you want to do anything meaningful. Hey Bro - I have a masters in Horticulture - the shit I learnt there astounded me. Now I can get any plant to grow, can identify soil properties in multiple dimensions, can see how systems inter-operate etc etc. Don't do any farming without proper education as otherwise you will be wasting your time.

>>135483450
sup cali bro, thinking of forming a collective on a plot in cali. any place youre looking in particular?

>>135483450
>I'm buying in Cali
Hahahaha enjoy living amongst the scum of the earth and paying out the ass for everything

>>135480374
the u.s department of agriculture has info for new farmers. you can probably just go to the web site now days. i believe they will give you instructions on testing the soils ph what grows in what ph soil how often you may need to supplement some agricultural plants water ect

i hear tobacco is doing well internationally. since you wont be growing coffee its a good alternative

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>>135483163
keep butthurt svensack

>>135481271
You're totally heading for the "30 dead in rural farmhouse, swastikas daubed on walls in blood" scenario.

Just give up and die before you take others with you.

>>135480374
No one wanys to go to ur Ram Ranch to get fucked in the showers.

>>135483663
truckee, we're harvesting snow here

>>135480374
>do you really want to be a 30yr-old doing the same shit everyday
Dude you do pretty much the same shit everyday on a farm.
T. dairy farmer.

>>135480634
Get soil sample... send to local state uni with $15. They will tell you how much of what fertilizer and ph to grow anything you want. Talk to oldfags in the area and they will tell you time-tested practices. Is easy, just don't get into debt buying supplies in the spring and you'll profit.

>>135483891
haha, word I bet the yields are excellent
have friends in nevada city, definitely interested in relocating out there

>>135480374
unironically play farm simulator. It will teach you.

>>135483663
I've been window shopping online for a while and it seems like northeast of Fresno is a pretty great region for buying but then you're close to Fresno. ideally I'd go somewhere closer to slo but it gets expensive there

>>135483891
i wouldn't discount this necessarily but high altitude makes growing many things difficult iirc

>>135483126
pics of the plot? how big of you don't mind my asking

>>135480374
>what to do with a farm that I has no idea how to run
Options:
1) sell the thing and use the money to invest in passive income OR
2) get somebody to help you teach you to run the thing

Those are your practical options.

My advice to you is
1) trust but dont be lazy check and read your documents know your rights and responsibilities
2) if you're unsure talk to people and get their opinion but make up your own mind
3) if you're going to keep it don't be lazy

>>135483026
Yea owning firearms would be must. Jesus I can't even imagine.

>>135483340
Thanks! I've only been there a few times, but it is a beautiful area for sure!

>>135483450
Well I'm already in California, so living in a area with seasons wouldn't be so bad being that I've never really experienced what it's like living with seasons.

But yea that would be nice!

>>135483627
Thank-you Aussie Bro! It sounds like going to school would be my best bet then, being that many others keep suggesting that, and considering I don't anything about that, it would be unwise not to do.

That's awesome about being able to grow pretty much anything, that's exactly what I want to be able to do!

>>135483747
Thank-you!

>>135483792
Damn it! I'm not looking for casual encounters.

>>135484061
I know what you're saying, but I can't help but feel waking up every morning doing meaningful work everyday would give me a sense of purpose in life.

>>135484097
Excellent suggestions, thank-you so much!!

>>135484958
Yea that is exactly what keeps going on in my mind. Either sell it or see if it would be possible to do option 2. Thanks!!

>>135485010
>Well I'm already in California, so living in a area with seasons wouldn't be so bad being that I've never really experienced what it's like living with seasons
oh man

m8 if you have family there you better spend a winter there before deciding to move in. I went to Wyoming once in March and it was minus 14 at noon

>>135485010
>It sounds like going to school would be my best bet then, being that many others keep suggesting that, and considering I don't anything about that, it would be unwise not to do

This is retarded, why would you waste thousands of dollars and years of time to go to school for this? People inherit farms from their family every fucking day and don't run to school so they can be great farmers.

You're already doing the smartest and most efficient thing possible which is to invite others to offer their knowledge and resources. To teach you how to become a farmer. Being a college educated farmer is only worthwhile if you want to use that education in a broader career, but obviously in a single isolated farm you're only going to use a fraction of that school knowledge, you're better off learning it from other people and just applying what's needed to your own specific situation.

It's not like if you want to start a business selling shoes you need to learn how to make shoes, or learn how to make a webpage so you can advertise your shoes, or learn how to be a great salesman, or learn how to be a great marketer. If you have the money you can literally pay people to do all of those things and create a functioning business as a result. Do the same with your new land/money.

>>135485010
bruh stay in cali for chist sake, farm medical weed and profit

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>>135480374
>I'm a NEET and keep having dreams of living in a big house, and waking up each morning to do farm shit
Play Harvest Moon to get that fix out of your system
If you don't know how to actually grow plants or how to take care of livestock and have never worked on a farm before then you don't know what you're getting yourself into

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this thread is a lie and had been posted repeatedly

sage and hide this shit when you recognize it

>>135485499
this is the mentality I always assumed but was always shot down. screen capping for posterity

>>135485499
Well you certainly make a lot of good points, I completely get what you're saying!

And it's true, that was the reason why I posted this here tonight. Great post m8!

>>135486218
Yea I know what you mean, good post.

>>135480374
I'll give you $10 for it and kick you in the nuts now if you want. In the end, you'll have less pain and more money.

>>135485946
Farm work is WORK. I'd suggest getting some experience there before you continue

>>135483126
>Montana

God you are lucky

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>>135480374

This is such a nice idea, OP. There should be more of this sort of thing around the country honestly. Plots of land with nothing or farms with some barebones established infrastructure, and anons can gather and use the space to learn/teach important skills.

So many of us are in states of despair and suffer from a severe lack of purpose. This could really help some of our sad boys in the movement.

Would you allow temporary/short term helpers? Like those people who just want to lend some assistance and do good work for a period of time, as a break from this fucked up in reality we're currently in.

>>135480374
What USDA hardiness zone are you in? You can use that to determine what you can grow there. i personally prefer perennials to annuals because they require less work and yield large.

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>>135480374
bump

>>135486578
What are the rules on buttfucking autists?

I was born and raised on a dairy farm, may I suggest just get some beef cattle. Not much work involved.

>>135483305
All work leaves you tired and drained. Psychical work leaves you tired, drained and satisfied though.

I used to do physical work, now i sit behind a desk all day. The desk job is so much more draining.

>>135491175
Is there a cattle that's appropriate for both milk and beef or is shit specialized?

>>135480374
I wish I had been born on a farm, I hate everything about living in the city but it's all I know.

You don't wast to milk the cows twice a day ( seven days a week ) and never be able to do anything. Unless you are really picky about your meet you probably wouldn't notice the difference between breeds.

>>135491783
This idiot cant even spell, don't listen to him.

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>>135480374
Study mathematics and agriculture.

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>>135480374
I demand all musk melons. I demand you only grow musk melons. The consquences of you not growing musk melons could be far graver than you can possibly imagine.

>>135492123
Stfu. Physics is the language of construction and reality.

>>135491958
I'm actually pretty upset we're not working towards a unified code of buttfucking practices. I guess i have to wait for the philosanons to wake up.

I have over a decade of experience in the plant nursery business. If there's a bug, I know what it is. If there is a deficiency, I can identify it. Having said that, is it okay if I have an area where I can grow cannabis for myself and anyone else who wants to use it?

>>135485499
>People inherit farms from their family every fucking day and don't run to school so they can be great farmers.

Spoken like a true city kid.

>>135480374
You will have to hire illegals unless you want to get crushed by the competition :^)

>>135483280
>what state
so that we can alert the proper jurisdictional authority...

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>>135492123
pic
>>135486578
Be careful with strangers! I suggest you to go there, spend a month or two, know the place and the people, who are your neighbours, how fertile is their land, if they are broke, if it's sustainable, how many people live with how many acres (stupid imperial system), what grows there, what doesn't grow there, when, how much you have to invest (add a 20%) and a lot of other things.
Do you have family or friends with the same vision as you? the same dream? reliable people? hardworking people? You have a great idea, but dealing with people it's difficult, dealing with unknown people it's a lottery.

>>135483099
I have a submission to compete with your pic. In Pittsburgh i encountered Yinsers.

Yins is basically identical to yall. And i heard the winner.

"Yinsould've"

>>135480374
Build a house, and get a few animals.
Learn how to live off the land. You don't need to recruit here. Maybe find a cute chick and have a couple of babies...

>>>/diy/
>>>/out/
>>>/an/
>>>/sage/

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>>135480374
Just grow shit. Literally just get some soil and plant some potatoes or something. Eventually plant more and more and your goal can be to become self sufficient. Since you have money, get some solar panels or dig a well. If there's no groundwater to dig a well, its alright you can just pay for your water. You can also look up hydroponics or aquaponics to learn nore efficient but non traditional methods of farming. Its really not too hard though. Just dig up the soil and plant some seeds in the right months, and water them every so often.

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>>135493965
Have some infographs.

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>>135481271
>There's not even a house or barn. But surely, that kind of stuff could be built using a 3d printer
You weren't fucking kidding when you said you didn't have a clue, were you?

>>135493965
>Just grow shit. Literally just get some soil and plant some potatoes or something
Are you fucking retarded? Every area has different conditions for growing plants. There's a reason potatoes are mostly grown in Idaho. They have literally the PERFECT CONDITIONS for growing potatoes, you can't just do that anywhere. The key is understanding the type of soil and climate of the area, and determining what the most EFFICIENT crop to grow is, what you are stating is a gross oversimplification. Some infographics can't teach someone any of that.

>>135480374
PICK MEE anon. I live mobile lifestyle in an rv after being corporate consultant. Not a super genius but read a lot about off-the-grid and net zero homes.

[email protected]

>>135480374
John Seymour's Book of Self-Sufficiency is a must-buy. You'll have to look into other resources too, but there have been some other recommendations and suggestions ITT. good luck.

>>135480374
>and waking up each morning to do farm shit.
farm shit is hard. next summer try running a small vegetable garden in your backyard. that alone will cure you from any romantic farm shit dream.

>>135494283
There are certain plants grow pretty much anywhere here in europe, why shouldn't it be the same in America as long as its not some fucking deset or something. Cassava for example grows everywhere in Asia, which is why its such a staple of their dishes. The only problem is a extreme acidity or alkalinity of the soil, op is fucked if his soil is really bad, though I think it can be improved with some minerals.

>>135481486
Lol, where have you been the last 20 years? No one builds barns anymore. All 3d printed.

>>135494893
It doesn't matter if you CAN grow them, what matters is how EFFICIENT that growth will be. When you're running a farm, it's not just about what is possible to grow, but what can give you the most yield per acre. This is why the whole "local produce" meme makes no sense. Certain areas have better conditions for growing particular plants, and that advantage MUST be utilized if one is to have any success in any of this. While it's true that soil can be amended, you're still fighting a losing battle and wasting resources on buying the amendments when your soil is perfectly suited to grow something else.

>>135480374
Hey OP, why not make it a base of operation for /pol/ users only? /pol/ could use it as a base to prepare for the race war.

>>135494893
Deserts can grow crops you just need irrigation.

>>135495056
This is true, but the pH of the soil can always be adjusted.

>>135480374
>Do you really want to be 30 years old doing the same shit everyday, shitposting on the web?
yeah. i'm 34 and would gladly be 30 again

>>135495195
That is absolutely true, but again why would one constantly pay for the materials to acidify soil to grow blueberries if the soil is perfectly adapted to grow alfalfa? One is better off working with what they are given, especially in the OP's scenario.

>>135495130
Sure, but you will make much less money if you irrigate in order to grow squash than if you do no irrigation and grow agave plants for tequila, for example.

>>135480374
Where do I sign up??

Invite me, i want to create a big beautiful white american family.

>>135480374
>sustainable
wtf do you mean? automated? giant cornucopia of every possible fruit, veg, animulz?
a minimum number of people needed?
or just what one neet can manage?
did you want veggies, fruits, or animals to harvest?
or did you just want to watch as it all goes to shit

>>135480374
Thanks for the invitation, I'd be happy to help you spend your money and make white babies with your sister. I am the person you want on your farm.

It's time to round up all the cute simpleton girls in the vicinity. I'll be by later with some financial plans. Tell your sister 16 oz can of whatever you people drink, probably PBR. This will allow her to prepare.

Deal's off if sister is not biologically female, but if you're posting on here I'd hope you had the sense to not let her become a retard.

>>135480374
I'd love to come and stay with you man, but I've got too many things going that I can't just abandon up here in leafland.

>>135480374
>Do you really want to be 30 years old doing the same shit everyday, shitposting on the web?

I feel so damn old now. Thanks. I've been shitposting on the web since it was invented by Al Gore. It's my only purpose.

>>135494283
The farmers in Idaho don't just grow potatoes, you know. They have this thing called "crop rotation". You should look it up!
If Op's soil is acidic, then it's good for spuds, and Idaho be damned. And as for soil types, you do realise we have been altering farming soil using organic aditives and chemical/mechanical methods for thousands of years?
Stop shitting on peoples dreams wiith your mansplaining crapola. I think Op is a twat if he expects people to come dig his ground for free and then get kicked off because he don't like their weed smoke, but if there are mugs out there bored enough to make someone elses fortune thats their business.
Also, I notice in a later post how you insist on shit like "efficiency" when forking out for chemicals and stuff, but your "efficient" model neglects to factor in the cost of transporting all this food round the world.
If people listened to critics and naysayers like you, farming would never have got off the ground. At least he's actually leaving his basement. Leave him be.