It is a fun plan, start the annual refugee purge. How would you purge them?
Invite them into your home
Offer them your wife
Convert to their religion
They are now no longer refugees - they are your countrymen.
Embrace them with everything you have
>>130050877
fuck off FBI
>>130050877
Nearly starving a fuckload of wild boars and tossing the refugees in seems like a proper way to send them off...
Why don't the police in the UK have guns?
Do they even have anything?
Don't they have whacky-sticks or something?
>>130050775
The armed police have guns.
Police in train stations/airports have guns.
Regular street bobbies don't have, or need guns.
>>130050775
it's generally rare that they're needed
>Well actually when you eat pot there's this chemical called 11-hydroxy-metabolite in your liver and it's 5 times more psychoactive than THC
*guest nutritionist finishes expounding upon role of inter-cellular ATP transport in energy production*
>wow that's so bizarre, imagine feeding a chimp that stuff
>they'll rip you limb from limb man, and people keep them as PETS
>Jamie pull up the article on that lady who got eaten by her own chimpanzee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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There is no ''right'' as a citizen to be able to have guns. Yet you think it is, and look at what it cost you. Fatal gun shootings is an everyday fact in the suburbs especially L.A, Chigago etc.
Police knows this which is why they always have to be on their guard, not knowing if a suspect has guns or not.
35 000 - 60 000 die each year by fatal gun shootings in the USA and you think Islamic terrorism is the biggest problem in US? Think again.
Due to the amount of guns everyone is so scared, police are shitless scared too which is why deadly police shootings are the biggest in all the world in U.S per 100 capita.
>>128511275
>LA, Chicago """suburbs"""
lol
>>128511613
This. And sage.
Gregg Jarrett: Trump should demand Mueller quit as special counsel
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/06/15/gregg-jarrett-trump-should-demand-mueller-quit-as-special-counsel.html
>>130050620
What conflict of interest? One FBI director knowing his predecessor? Ask yourself this, why is Trump so desperate to shut down this investigation if he "really" has nothing to hide? Mueller and Comey are principled, honest men.
>>130050620
>It will be Infowars, Breitbart or Fox
Well would you look at that. Literally fake news.
Fire Mueller. Silence the singing canary.
>>130051306
No.
If I had access to paint I would draw me with the bucket of popcorn sitting in a lawn chair watching
Can it happen, /pol/?
I don't think guns should be outright banned, even the scary ones the media outright sensationalized to be restricted to a smaller mag. But not everyone should have them and there needs to be checks in place so fringe crazies don't possess them.
Before anybody can purchase guns they need to have an employer's reference (or business tax records if they're self-employed) of being in work for 4 years with minimal employment gaps. Basically only people with steady lives, businesses, and families can keep guns. Autismos, libtards, 90% of teenagers, welfare leeches and mentally ill get gatekeeped from guns since most can't even hold a stable job. Is this a fair compromise for /pol/?
>>130050619
There is no such thing as sensible gun control, leaf.
You are literally turning yourself into a defenseless, cucked victim.
>>130050619
Define "sensible" and how it can be coherently applied to "shall not be infringed." Because the gun laws we have now are, every last one of them, illegal.
None of the gun laws that have been proposed or implemented are enforceable or actually improve public safety.
>Without realizing it, you are surrounded. Everywhere you look, there they are. Look down, there's probably one on your body right now.
>I am talking about pineapples, of course, which in the past couple of years have become the de facto decoration. Embroidered into jeans, woven into silk blouses, turned into tiny handbags, printed onto wallpaper, emblazoned on cell-phone cases: there is no object in our world that is safe from this tropical fruit. Much like the peace signs and smiley faces of the '70s, the daisies of the '90s, and how we "put a bird on it" in the mid-aughts, the pineapple has emerged as the icon that will represent the times we live in now.
>But where did it all start?
>Historically, the pineapple started out as a status symbol, as it was one of the fruits Christopher Columbus and other European explorers were bringing back from the Americas. It took a couple hundred years for the Europeans to learn how to grow the fruit — it was Barbara Palmer, mistress of King Charles II, who eventually started growing them in her "hot house" in the late-seventeenth century. Which is to say, having a pineapple in your home was a big deal. So much so that at the time, there was a rent-a-pineapple system, so multiple hostesses could take turns displaying the foreign fruit in their home. Throughout the years, as pineapples became more accessible, they no longer represented status and instead became symbols of hospitality.
http://www.lennyletter.com/style/a872/pineapple-feminist-fashion-symbol/
Archived Version: http://archive.is/RBHpB
This just further proves that pineapple on pizza is for fucking pussies, real men only require savory pizza and not pizza with fruit on it.
Also how desperate is the beast getting now that it is dying and trying to make everything out to be a symbol of it!
Also general feminism hate thread.
>>130050482
lets make pinneaples an alt right symbol then?
>>130050482
>being this deep in conspiracy thinking that fruit terrifies you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzdf4V7Cf_M
You're literally the meninist version of this woman
>>130051248
>Meninist version of this woman
>Meninist version
>Meninist
Thinking that a parody of feminism is a real thing, also it is feminists who are pushing this, personally I find it funny as fuck and will enjoy mocking these idiots as their little totalitarian ideology dies a slow painful death.
You are presented with a button: If you press it, CO2 levels will go down to pre-industrial levels. In exchange, however, the entire population of 1.4 billion Muslims will die a horrible, violent, death. What will you do?
Press the button 6 million times
>>130050950
I thought this was supposed to have a downside
PUSH THAT FUCKING BUTTON
>elect Darrell
>war on drugs ends so no more border violence
>gibs are finished which drastically reduces the immigrant problem
No wall necessary.
Why didn't you do it? Was it because trump pissed off the ESS Jay doubyulls?
You wasted your vote if you voted for Trump.
>>130050622
>You wasted your vote if you voted for Trump
I know
It's nice to see all the trump fags in despair at the fact that's their meme
candidate ended up being another Clinton/Bush/Obama
I'll admit that he was truly hilarious on the campaign trail but that's not enough reason to vote for someone.
But the fags here base all their political questions on ebin may mays.
>>130050970
I was tricked by alex jones
>2017
>London
I knew Europe was fucked, but damn bongs! Don't you guys know how to put out a fucking fire???
>>130050462
Its London, those flats probably haven't been fucking looked after for like fifty years.
>implying they actually wanted to
>>130050725
They just refurbished it last year! It's like, are they just passing buckets of water to each other? Shit. I'd expect this from some South American country or even China, but not London.
The world is catering to leftists for pandering. Every social media platform, talk show, mainstream media outlet, movie and even TV shows today are pandering to these special snowflakes. Call it progression all you want but it's actually regression. It's setting us back hundreds of years if not more and I honestly don't see an end in sight.
Just imagine if FRIENDS was released today. It would tank horribly because it would be labeled some sexist and racist show where all the pretty white women need the help of just as equally broke white men. Just live the rest of your life anon, political correctness and SJW is only going to get worse. I honestly don't see a way to win other than ignoring the rest of the world and living your life.
I used to think all the blacked threads and all the "white people will die out by" threads were just a meme. It was nothing like this in 2006 when I was going through college. Even in 2011 and 2012 when I spent a lot of time partying on OSU campus, none of this was ever talked about. We now live in an era where a revived meme is painted a symbol of racism and hate. It's a frog for fuck sakes. Mediocre shitty shows and movies will win every award because they feature "diversity", even if that diversity includes no whites. White people made this world what it is, white people made it sustainable and now everyone is being brainwashed to think the opposite.
This ride isn't going to end. On a side note, holy fuck I am so tired of hearing about the Russian story. Yes, we constantly try to spy on each other but if they truly hacked into our election and fucked with the results, why does the FBI, CIA or NSA not have solid evidence of that instead of questions and suspicion of collusion? No shit, there's always suspicion of Russians doing shady shit. Pretty sure that's just part of being Russian. That and wearing track pants.
>>130050319
>Telling us all something we already know
>>130050319
The world has moved on. Maybe you should too.
>>130050513
Is there anything we can do?
Are albino Africans white? What's pol's position? What's the Nazi view?
>>130050175
Of course skin colour (not necessarily shade) is a defining characteristic of race, bone structure is another.
Defining Characteristics of blacks are large lips, wide nose, and a elongated cranium compared to whites.
>>130050175
Albinism is a genetic defect, not a race
>>130050451
And being dumb as fuck lmaaaaoooo
After the Comey testimony, how much longer do you think the Russia Trump narrative has?
>>130049920
There doesn't seem to be a backup narrative, so I reckon they'll just keep double downing on it for as long as its useful for obstructionism. So probably easily until the midterm elections if not longer.
Absolutely nothing stops them from saying
>does jow blow have ties to the Russians?
or whatever any time they need to pick a new target
>>130050317
>>There doesn't seem to be a backup narrative
They still have the obstruction narrative, and Muller is Comey's buddy so him testifying doesn't actually mean anything.
>>130049920
Two years. They won't see how unsustainable it is until they get BTFO in 2018.
If you lovely online, alt-right, frog worshiping trolls would be kind enough to gift me your worst pro Antifa, Feminist, Tumblr, LGBTQ+, etc memes so I can make my parody facebook account look legit I would be most grateful
>>130049896
My plan is to infiltrate Antifa and "progressive left" groups and try to take them down from the inside
>>130049896
I need the name of the kike who wrote all the how-to-subvert-society literature that gets mentioned all the time in these threads, as an inspiration to antifa.
I think it starts with an A but I cant remember... I should have written it down. Dont fail me /pol/.