>Well actually when you eat pot there's this chemical

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*guest nutritionist finishes expounding upon role of inter-cellular ATP transport in energy production*
>wow that's so bizarre, imagine feeding a chimp that stuff
>they'll rip you limb from limb man, and people keep them as PETS
>Jamie pull up the article on that lady who got eaten by her own chimpanzee

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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>>130054707

Just wow.

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>>130050774
Olive garden butthole.

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>>130050774
>Jamie Crowder is bullying!
>Jamie bring up the weed facts
>REEEEEEEEE

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>tfw joe is hunting wild boar in hawaii or some shit and no podcasts this week

>>130057512
>Gracies bow to Rogans
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control the UFC with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Rogangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>Rogan said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Owns life extending R&D labs around the world
>Rogan is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leaders first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>Learned fluent jiu jitsu in under a week
>Rogans roughly 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, Rogan is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe.