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[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

>Motorcycle Questions & Answers
>Motorcycle Routes & Meetups
>Motorcycle Gear & Accessories
>Motorcycle Adventures & Blog Posts
>Motorcycle Pictures & Fun Webm

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>Motorcycle Ergonomics Simulator
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>Noob? Read this:
>>10361928

>Webms with sound
>>>/wsg/1407025

>Previously on /dbt/
>>16413932
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do they make sportbikes that are in between a 250 and 600?
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>>16415653
Don't cuck yourself.

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/5936251391.html

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/5927815922.html>>16415812
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>>16415778
you think they're made for us thrill seekers or something? they're designed to be maximum commuters for city dwellers.

>big windscreen
>underseat storage
>fuel efficient
>great braking in the wet thanks to two front wheels

Would buy one before a harley, hell it even looks like it turns much better.
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I miss the drought, we've had too much rain in LA recently.
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>>16415812
How is anything "sporty" below 600cc?
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>>16415782
not shown: honda xr400 crossing finish line
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>>16415812
they used to.
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Is there any advantage to fuel injection vs carb from a maintenance standpoint?
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>>16415826
it is a mystery

>>16415831
in 99.5% of cases the fuel injection system on a bike will need no maintenance or attention for the lifespan of the bike.
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>>16415812

Get at least a 400. I started on a 650 V twin and did not kill myself on it, still has plenty of power for the highway. If you get a 250-300 you will be selling it soon.
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>>16415837
not many 2T sport bikes in america. I was mainly talking about 4T bikes but continue to be a smartass.
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>>16415816
see

>>16415849

Conventional wisdom isn't something to laugh at.
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>>16415852
oh in that case.

It is a mystery.
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>>16415849
Riding position matters a lot less than most people think.
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>>16415826
If a Mazda Miata is sporty then bikes under 600 can be sporty.
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>>16415866
Plenty sporty. Just add turbo. (And tires/suspension if you like living.)
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>>16415855
>ergonomics somehow change once you know how to ride

no such thing as a beginner bike, just those that know how to use common sense and those who don't.
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So, I saw Where to Invade Next a little while ago, and the bit about the Ducati motorcycle factory.

These people don't do any fucking work, they're always either taking two hour lunch breaks or spending all of their time getting paid to not work with vacation time.

If these woppers would spend less time beating off in the streets and more time producing capital then we might actually be able to buy one of their bikes for less than $15,000 USD, and they would make more money doing it.
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>>16415866
miata is decent after tons of mods. Its a good platform, rather shit stock.
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>>16415861

For a beginner, aggressive supersport riding posture is difficuly to deal with on top of all the other things to get used to on a motorcycle. Even with some experience riding I damn near killed myself first ride on a proper supersport, a complete noob is probably better off with something comfy and upright.
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>>16415886
Keep telling yourself that.
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>>16415861
exactly. Its as if you log a bunch of time riding a bike will shift form and will no longer be uncomfortable for you.
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>>16415893
I've driven a NA non-turbo and a NC mazdaspeed. The mazdaspeed was alright but nothing amazing. Feel free to continue the miata circle jerk.
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>>16415892
>I damn near killed myself first ride on a proper supersport

The first bike I rode after learning how to make a motorcycle move and stop was a GPZ750 turbo and ran from the cops.

See how anecdotal evidence doesn't work. Just cuz you're a skilless cunt doesn't mean everyone is.
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>>16415909
track day bro hoosiers bro
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>>16415861
for a first motorcyle, eh, the extreme postures of supersports and cruisers can impair control, or make riding so uncomfortable they hate it and quit or go out and buy a new bike

new riders should get something middle of the road before they decide whether or not they want to be leaned over, completely upright, or reclined
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>>16415924
also you should test ride a bike for more than five fucking minutes
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>>16415924
But if he's already looking at Ninja 300s, he wants to get into super sports. So how is him achieving his end goal sooner not the desired outcome?
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>>16415948
I started on a Honda 250 with little interest in super sports. The bikes I actually liked (BMW F 800, etc) were too expensive.
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>>16415948
Ninja twins are for people who want something kind of sporty but actually don't

There are sport tourers that have more aggressive ergonomics
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>>16415922
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>>16415961
Sorry everyone.

Start on a 250 because apparently working a twist throttle and keeping revs below 7-9k on a 600cc is too hard along with sitting a little hunched forward.
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>>16415982
>I did it so everyone else needs to like it
I'm sorry you find being hunched over taking tyrone in the ass comfortable.
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>>16415982
t. didn'tlean
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>>16415993
Stop hating on Tyrone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4SnEyHMzcE
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>>16415993
funny thing is I don't even own a sport bike ;)
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>>16415999
>red one motovlog's
>motovlog's
how? how are people this retarded?
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>>16415892
>Even with some experience riding I damn near killed myself first ride on a proper supersport
riding experience isnt a pushbike with training wheels, you shitter
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>>16416020
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>>16416020
red one's real name is Tyrone
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>>16416027
and he's a film student
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someone is giving a free bike away on craigslist, says he doesnt know whats wrong with the bike

is it worth it to someone with minimal knowledge about maintenance? i mean i guess it is free so would anyone have any clue on where i would begin to repairing it? pic related
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>>16416043
Free is always worth it.
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I wanted to ask people that actually know stuff about bikes, I have an older (I believe 2001) wr250 that isn't running due to a dirty carb and what I wanted to know is how hard is it to rebuild a carb? could I just buy one for cheap or get someone to rebuild it for me?
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>>16416043
Blown or worn piston and bearings
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>>16415540
For the anon claiming i didn't have an F4i. Try again tard.

Why would anyone even lie about that? F4i's are cheap as shit nowadays.
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>>16416054
It's always worth some money in scrap.

>>16416034
/db/t can't seem to agree

>get a big twin!
>you mean an sv650?
>no i mean a GS500
>no you mean an SV650
>the ninja 500 existed?
>G S 5 0 0
>inline-four spots are fine
>you want a street tuned I4, actually, suzuki bandit, CB400 stronk
>no get a VFR800, muh v4, muh gears, reeeeeeeeee
>250 is enough, just buy a bigger bike later
>no, 125cc is perfect. you can't fucking ride. >americans >americans >americans
>okay dude, what you really want dude, is, dude, get this, a drz400, it's like, so easy to ride, and you can like, crash it no problem dude, i crash it every week doing wheelies.
>you meana wr450
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>>16416071
I don't see a timestamp.
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>>16416068
Its easy, specialy because its only one. Buy a rebuil kit and look on yt for vids on how to do it. Also post boipucci newfriend.
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>>16416076
Just get a Goldwing and call it a day.
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>>16416082
>timestamp on a bike I don't own anymore.

You're not very smart are you?
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>>16416087
Triumph thruxton best beginner bike
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>>16416092
>sissy trap beta nu-male hipster cuckold bike

If you like getting brutaly raped by a gang of tyrones bbc every 5 minutes then yes.
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>>16416076
>all the "dudes" on the DR-Z line
kek
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>>16416076
>wr450, dat maintenance

You want a WR250R.
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What's the alfa romeo of bikes?
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>>16416076
that's why you just get what bike you like and is in oyur budget. then post it here so DBT can tell you its shit and you picked wrong.
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>>16416100
>a handsome alpha male swooped in on a honda CX500 with mile-wide chicken strips and fucked the girl i was crushing on

Enjoy your neckbeardcycle, nerd. I'm sure girls are totally interested in your max lean angle and drag coeffecient.
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>>16416108
wr125
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>>16416076
there is no such thing as the perfect beginner bike for absolutely everyone as everyone in the world is not the same.

Everybody has an opinion on what people should start on that is usually closely correlated to the bike they started on, based on some fundamental egotism that they're amazing riders (though they usually aren't) and therefore the path they took was right.

Imo the bike isn't as important as the mindset of the rider, and I don't think anybody actually has the knowledge of what's best for an adult to start on because they don't know how they would have turned out had they started on anything different, there's no A and B to compare in this situation, so I just don't comment on beginner appropriate bikes or what I feel people should "start on" anymore.

The only thing I'll say with 100% confidence is the right bike to start on would be some kind of 50cc or under bike when as a kid you're finally big enough to ride something, I would have loved to have started that way.
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I need to move across country and need to bring my motorcycle with me. My girlfriend will be taking most of our personal items in her car but I need to it my ZX-6R in the back of my car. I think I'll have enough room if I move the front seat all the way forward and lay the back seats down. It's a dodge caliber.

Has anyone ever fit their bike in their car and what should I plan on doing to make this work?
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>>16416129
Those tiered licensing systems make no sense. They don't impose those restrictions on cars, why should bikes need them? Bikes pose much less of a danger to other people than cars do.
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>>16416140
You haven't mentioned what your car is. I've seen it done with some SUVs.
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>>16416140
you should get out a tape measure and see if its mathematically possible before you go any further into this
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>>16415779
What paint should one use on an air-cooled engine?
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>>16416150
i did say, its a dodge caliber
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>>16416154
Oh, you're better off renting a motorcycle trailer at U-Haul.
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>>16416145
They do impose restrictions on cars, usually

The problem is they go off the dumbest metrics possible, as politicians are businessmen and lawyers, and only momentarily consult experts in the fields they think they have a right to regulate (and don't really listen when they do). If you made an R/R shitbox with downright deadly handling characteristics and a live axle, a place like ausfalia would allow it as long as it was below a kw/kg threshhold and didn't have a turbo. Perfect beginner car, very safe!

125cc bike with a wheelbase shorter than your dick and a riding posture that borders on upside down? yeah sure go ahead. super heavy cruiser? if it's slow enough, it's good enough to learn on.
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>>16416152
powder coat
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>>16416113
>>16415779

>a handsome alpha male
Finds other males atractive
Calls others nerd

Im basicly chad, make fun of hipster beta nu-males and fuck stupid hipster girls and treat them like shit. I bet you dont even have a bike.
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>>16416171
>i'm basically chad
>i call random people "fags" and have sex with fat homestuck fans i picked up at hot topic

honda riders. when will they ever learn?
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>>16416152
If youre really poor you can use grill paint. If you want it to last powder coat but its more expensive.
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>>16416152
molten lava

then get a water cooled engine
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>>16416180
Stay mad nobike. I bet your just a little fagboi looking for some dick.
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>>16416189
If you actually ride one of those JATOs with wheels you find out you don't just "ignite" one. You kind of have to do it very deliberately, and getting a good 0-whatever km/mp-h time on a machine without an automatic transmission is actually kind of difficult without any practice.
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>>16416190
faggot
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>>16416201
*until you get a real bike and can go 60 in first gear
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>>16416203
go dump your drzfaghundred gaylord

get a real bike, the yaMANha WomanRavager 250Really heterosxual.
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Calamari Race Team taught me that all bikers like penis.
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>>16416214
>reddit
>everyone likes penis

sounds about right.
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>>16416214
Post boipucci
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>>16415812
CBR500R
GS500F
VFR400 if you can get one
RC390
NINJA 300
R3
CBR300/250
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>>16416224
he said sportbikes, not scooters
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>>16416234
I wish I had one of those because my 800 is great but kinda big and doesn't give me great mileage
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>>16416227
would rather ride a scooter than a cbr500r
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>>16416227
Then what would you recommend?
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>>16416209
>8 years newer than drz
>less power
>not even much lighter
>crap suspension
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>>16416253
XT660 48HP-costs just over 7k €
WR250R/X 30HP-costs just over 6k €

Well also that
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>>16416268
>Less than 100hp

Ayy lmao!
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>>16416271
>100hp
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>>16416284
That's more like 250 because turbo
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>>16416279
>blowing over 6k on 250 beginner bike
>not getting a gs500 for 500 bucks and selling it for twice that when you run it into the ground
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>>16416298
a drz
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>>16416286
425 horsies bro
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>>16416290
Nice needs more swingarm and nitro
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>>16416253
>>8 years newer than drz
8 years better.

>>less power
It's a 250 and still only makes 4-5hp less. Not a big deal.

>>not even much lighter
20-30lbs is substantially lighter, that's around 10% lighter.

>>crap suspension
WRR/X has pretty decent suspension. If the WR's suspension is crap then the DRZ suspension must be complete and total ass.

Pretty much anyone that's ridden both for a substantial amount of time will agree that while a bit slower out of the box the WRR/X is a better all around bike.

>modern suspension/chassis
>lighter
>modern smooth fuel injected motor
>70mpg
>6 gears
>doesn't feel like a rattletrap at highway speeds
>250 that makes almost as much power as a 400
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>>16416312
>living in such a poor country that doesn't have straight roads

Now we're shitposting at warp speed
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>>16416292
You don't buy a WR250R/X because it's fast.

You buy it because it is a great all around do everything bike. Fantastic in the twisties, fun offroad, great for commuting, relable and great maintenance intervals, etc.

If you want the fastest bike for your money like very other squid, buy something else.
Once you've been riding for a couple years you'll probably want a good all around bike that you can do anything on and can take you places. That's where the WRR/X shines
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So you fags do any riding today or just drz/wr shitposting?
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>>16416327
>grabbing the bait this hard
>being part of the problem

Modern 250 beginner beik makes 5hp less than 400cc bike. It's like comparing a vw golf 2 to the latest version golf
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motorcycles are meant to ride on straight roads, they have half the wheels of a car so they are inherently unstable. they do much better going straight than they do around a curve.
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>>16416352
>Modern 250 beginner beik makes 5hp less than 400cc bike. It's like comparing a vw golf 2 to the latest version golf
Except the DRZ400 and WR250R/X are sold concurrently. So it is a very valid comparison.

It's not Yamaha's fault Suzuki hasn't done shit with the DRZ in a million years.
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>>16416359
eat mud cunt
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Reply moar you fucks

>like monster 659
>like cbr250rr (mc22)
>have now ridden a 250, was comfortable and still enough power for me (only a ninja, not the 22)
>659 was a fuckyea bikes im riding one motherfucker experience
>250 was a holy shit ZOOMZOOM EVEN my commute IS WEE I CAN CORNER experience

I assume the MC will be even more fun and loud than a ninja, and will make even a boring commute fun, but will the redline sound and novelty wear off? I really want one, but I want the damn monsutah too.

>get an sv650
Rode one, looks did nothing for me, just seemed to be missing something because i buy bikes with my penis and not my brain.

Problem is, coming off a scooter and a 125, everything is powerful at first, but idk if the cbr's power will have a lasting satisfaction even though i want the damn f1 sound so bad
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>>16416374
go to bed anon, youre drunk.
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>>16416374
And dont just say mc22 because none of you get it over in the states. Theyre abundant here, which makes it that much more difficult (a rarer model would probably make me want it more)
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>>16416374
why not anime girls learner bike?
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>>16416384
it took me a moment to realise what was happening in that image and now that i have i regret paying so much attention.
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>>16416374
>scooter and a 125
kys
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>>16416385
>40kg more than mc22
>20kg more than 659
>not a huge hp improvement over either

Agh, i did think about it but the specs pushed me away
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Why dual sports are dual sports while they are not even a single sport?
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>>16416396
i would, but i want a new bike first
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>>16416407
they make the same horsepower as the vfr400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdmPcZ6rxSs
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>>16416416
but i could just buy a vfr400/rvf400 which is way lighter, albeit more expensive but in australia everything is expensive
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>>16416408
>sport
>Noun: entertainment; fun.
>"it was considered great sport to trip him up"
>synonyms: fun, pleasure, enjoyment, entertainment, amusement, diversion

>Noun: a source of amusement or entertainment.
>"I do not wish to show myself the sport of a man like Williams"

>Verb: amuse oneself or play in a lively, energetic way.
>"the children sported in the water"


Today anon learned words can have multiple meanings.
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I like the Paso's aesthetic (pic related) but want something sub-700cc.
Recommendations?
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>>16416436
A dick
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>>16416438
Already got one in every orifice. What else?
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>>16416426
then buy a vfr400 if you can find one.
Otherwise, they still make the cb400's, they hold their value extremely well and they are a decent learner bike for all types of riding.
enough power for the free way, they handle well enough for the twisties, reliable engine, great brakes with the option for no ABS nanny assist, they are extremely stable even without a steering dampener they can be ridden 1 handed over pot holes.

Otherwise id go with the monster if i were you.
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>>16416436
EX500
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>>16416445
sweeet, thanks anon. i might go for a cb400 test ride before i completely write it off.
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>>16416374
Yeah SV's are ugly, they have precisely one angle they can be semi attractive from.

I buy bikes with my brain and not my banana though, bit of an oppo situation here.
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>>16416450
test ride all the bikes you can in my opinion, id also recommend test riding a ktm rc and duke 390, by the sounds of things they would be right up your alley
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>trying not to think about her
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>>16416450
>>16416456
mt-07 is another bike you may be interested in, can pick them up for around $8500 brand new so they are quite cheap too
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>new year
>still not on DBT Map
>SEM is close enough but no idea when it is
>currently snowing

so how are you guys doing?
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>>16416502
>snow
>work
>can't ride which is the only reason I didn't commit sudoku yet
>bored to death and vidya gaems don't do it anymore
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>>16416543
>before and after she lied to them

Except the last.
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>>16416543
Hitler looks fabulous in both pictures in my opinion.
say what you will about him, the man was photogenic.
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The only time I'm comfortable on my SV650 is when I'm doing more than 100kmh and I lean forward, neutral position is hard on the back after some time and since I'm not a faggot my arms don't get tired that easily, not to mention I'm also using my legs and back muscles anyway.

Maybe I should have gotten a sportbike after all.
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>>16416463
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>>16416463
You and me both, bro. I could have slapped that ass all night long. And on a few occasions I did! hah
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>>16416436
Cagiva Freccia. You didn´t say how much sub-700cc.
or Honda CBR600F(Hurricane in the US)
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> american
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why are yamaha two strokes the only good two stokres?
also new video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0p1aTlSrC8
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> winter has only just started
> it's snowing
> there are still like 2 months of this shit ahead
Kill me now.
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>>16416730
go ice skating
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>>16416730
I'm really contemplating getting one of those
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>>16416735
>not a side by side for sick drift golfcart action with ya mates
>>16416730
>winter almost over
>one snow today
>it will be gone in about five hours
lmao
no TÃœV tho
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>>16416741
>winter almost over
lmao wr anton it just begun
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>video link ad the .'s for .coms etc

>
facebook com/djexit/videos/vb.508233957/10154922108768958/?type=3&theater
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>>16416436
There is also the 750cc paso or cagiva freccia
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>>16416734
>>16416741
>>16416730
fucking amateur hour, see below

>>16416755
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>>16416760
I don't click your shady link
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>>16416770
because facebook video links are shady
>being this new in 2017
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>>16416782
facebook is literally NSA 2.0 no thank famalam
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>>16416782
>>16416755
>linking to facebook
Really?
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>>16416749
>winter
>here
the sandpeople brought over their temperatures, we never have snow here. Winter isn't that long.
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>>16416794
>>16416811
k

you have upset the nypd jolly trolley
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>>16416463
>tfw thinking about her constantly
I haven't seen her since christmas and can only see her again starting Friday
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>>16416869
>nypd
Good thing I ain't a burger, then.
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>>16415826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7HGXUy5Dc8

I'm sure most of us couldn't use a bike like the zxr 400 at 100% of its capabilities.
So yeah, if you think sporty means liter bike with 160+hp I feel sad for you
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>>16416872
>tfw can't see her
>tfw don't want to see her
>tfw will have to see her
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>>16415826
CBR250RR MC22
ZXR400

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzGpvlNZv_8
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>>16416880
>tfw can't see her now
>tfw want to see her
>tfw will see her soon
But I don't know how long I'll be here in this area, I hope I can find a job and stay here
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>>16416880
>>16416903
>>16416872
>>16416463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq-Y93N40o4
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About to buy my first bike from a bike-shop (used one)

What are some questions to ask about a machine that has been ridden 30k KM and is a 2005 model?

If anyone is curious, it's Cagiva V-RAPTOR
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wr500?
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>>16416908
until I got to know her and we started meeting I was a handholdless, kissless virgin too
and that was two months ago
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>>16416920
just ask if service has been done and if there is repaired damage

>>16416931
jk tho. Good luck friendo.
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>>16416937
>jk tho. Good luck friendo.
Thanks m8.
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>>16416931
You're moving in the right direction at least. Maybe your next chick will give you the suck.
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> thinking about women and not your bikes
homos

> tfw just gave car in for new rear axle
driving with no exhaust is so damn fun, but really now it's starting to snowed and all my transport is now TT 600
will she do good in snow? we'll see.
>>16416963
r65?
>>
>need to call doctor
>don't feel like it
>would rather masturbate
>just remembered I need to call a second doctor

Pain in the ass.
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>>16416992
>he has to call a doctor and a second doctor in order to master bate
what kind of not free country do you live in
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>>16416983
what?
I'm getting everything I want currently :^)

>>16416989
what, only because of the 480rr pic?
>will she do good in snow? we'll see.
take your helmet cam with you and make webms

>>16416996
I bet he's Italian
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>>16416996
As a white cis male living in the U.S. of Don't Touch Yourself I have to have the proper authorization to expose my specific reproductive organs.
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>>16415837
>in 99.5% of cases the fuel injection system on a bike will need no maintenance or attention for the lifespan of the bike.

Don't buy old bikes with EFI though because all fuel management systems are mortal. Also the above statement isn't based on statistics. Bikes with EFI should not be left in long storage with ethanol fuel in the system because it turns to varnish even on cars and trucks.

Ride often and you'll be fine. Non-ethanol fuel is a very good idea even in systems theoretically designed for ethanol-diluted gasoline, because there is no magic technology to stop ethanol-diluted petrol from varnishing.
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>>16417000
> having to make a masturbation license
kek
>>16416999
so bist du him now or what?
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>>16415882
Why should a boutique bike maker care about pleb customers? Part of niche marketing is targeting a base where the competition won't destroy you.
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>>16417026
>so bist du him now or what?
who knows?:^)
do you have a question for him or what?
>>
if poor people could afford expensive unreliable bikes rich people wouldn't buy them to show off
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>>16417042
>>16415882
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>>16417034
I wanted to ask him to be my man-gf

my dudes already out waiting to ride
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>>16416561
I don't know how the riding position of a SV650 compares to the Ninja 250 but my Ninja 250 is lightyears more comfortable than my GSXRs. With that said, the sport bike riding position does get more comfortable over time. It helped a lot once I got tank grips
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>>16417046
I asked him, he doesn't want to be your man-gf right now
Sorry
>my dudes already out waiting to ride
It's snowing here too
take your cam with you
If I had a shitbike with a bit more knobbier tires I would try it too
Regardless of TÃœV:^)
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>>16417046
>man-gf
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>>16416999
>I bet he's Italian
Lmao if anything he should be German, I bet you have to get the TUV autorization even to masturbate over there.
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>>16416043
Since it's free, take it and practice troubleshooting! You can part it out on Ebay after taking it apart. I don't save old two-strokes if the bottom end is shot but it may be fine.

Perform cold compression test. Properly. Gauges are cheap. If it's grossly low you can remove the top end and inspect piston/bore and bottom end play.

Check for spark and examine spark plug.

Carb probably needs cleaning.

If it's fucked, dissect the whole motorcycle for training. I'm not kidding. You can likely find a manual for download. IIRC that model requires a flywheel puller but check vintage Yamaha forums for correct info on that specific engine.

From now on post make/model/year.

If it has a title, transfer it to your name. Titled frames sell well on Ebay. Remember not to say 'title' in your advert. You will learn Ebay conventions on how to sell frames by reading.

It's wonderful to have a bike to disassemble to learn on. A cheap hand impact driver is useful for case screws. A JIS screwdriver set is useful for carbs etc.
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>>16416068
Easy as fuck but take your time and buy a Vessel etc JIS screwdriver set because those only LOOK like Phillips screws.

Undiluted Pine-Sol works better than commercial carb dip. I've use them all.

Have some carb pasta:

Dirty carbs have gotten me many good deals and made me a fair amount of side money. If I owned a shop they'd make moar.

My carb overhaul kit below. I suggest noobs or casual carb molesters print this list.

Tray to work on, bright LED headlamp with narrow beam, magnifying glass, cheapass SIX point metric 1/4" drive socket set with a screwdriver and spinner ratchet handles, usual small metric combo wrenches, metric "ignition" wrench set, hollow-ground "gunsmith" style screwdriver or similar screwdriver bits, JIS multibit screwdriver, typical multibit screwdriver, set of #60 -90 drill bits for jet drilling, small visegrip to hold bits while spinning jets between thumb and forefinger to drill and debur, RUBBER TIPPED blow gun, a hunk of old throttle cable or bicycle cable (extract one strand as a "jet poker", I don't use welding tip cleaners because they are actually round files), small drill bits and screw extractors for removing EPA mixture plugs, and a five gallon pail I use to soak carbs in undiluted Pine-Sol. I pour the Pine-Sol back into the jug since it's good for a couple or three uses undiluted. You can pour it down the sink and your kitchen will smell like a G.I. party.

Nothing expensive in that list at all. BTW I never use a common wedge-shaped screwdriver on jets.

I use the cheapest carb spray I can find. Walmart toluene works as well or better then ripoff solvents with similar ingredients.

Harbor Freight ultrasonic (vibratory, really) cleaners speed things up and work fine with Pine-Sol. Avoid generic pine oil. Pine-Sol works better.

Hoard all the dead carbs you can stash no matter what bike if you expect to wrench often. Leave them assembled if they are not apart and they make convenient organ donors.
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>>16417060
keked
but the TÃœV only checks electronic and mechanical stuff.

>>16417055
nah have to adjust chain and pump up front tire n shit, too much work.
I'm laying on bed now wishing to drive my car again because it's hilarious to drive with open headers
it sounds like a fucking rallye car with antilag and shit because it can bang und rattatatatatat n shit
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>>16417082
Oh, too bad.
Would be even more fun if it was RWD
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>>16417082
>but the TÃœV only checks electronic and mechanical stuff.
By the german logic you're wasting organic fluids that could be put to good use, like impregnating some immigrant girl. Or use it as eco-fuel.
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>>16416140
Buy a trailer hitch and a trailer. You can tie down a lot more to the trailer than just the bike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQwDvkfnMEI
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>>16416183
Grill paint works surprisingly well on clean surfaces. Warm the engine first.
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>>16416999
>I'm getting everything I want currently :^)
Then fuck off, m8. Only sad frogs can post about women here.
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>>16416408
Because they were originally and correctly called "dual purpose" but customers hate purpose and love sport. It's like calling a cross between a truck and a station wagon an "SUV".

Marketroid speak, that is all.
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>>16417108
No, you
I post about what I want here
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>>16417092
truu
>>16417094
>tfw you will never fuel up your car by fucking it and cumming inside it
why even live?
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>>16416873
>Good thing I ain't a burger, then.

Burgers directly, or by our vastly superior culture, will invade and assimilate you eventually. Orange Jesus is risen.
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>>16416920
Study Cagiva forums. Always, always, always look for brand-specific forums so you can learn what works and what fails on anybike.
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>>16417108
>Only sad frogs can post about women here.

Bananaposters are too busy getting laid to post cuckfrogs. Pepe is cucked from birth. Banana is fierce and proud. Gondola is a melted Pedobear designed to discredit the one true Bear.
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>>16417146
Let's hope we'll have a unique world government by the time something like that would be possible.
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>>16417108
Dumb frogposter kys.
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>tfw bought a TE511 and I'm now dealing with all the bullshit the model has.


SUCH IS LIFE OWNING A SWEDISH BIKE MADE IN ITALY.
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>>16417122
I'll kill you.
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>>16417232
Why?
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>>16417232
>I'll kill you.

By fellatic dehydration no doubt.
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>>16417217
Post pics
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>>16417250

Here
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>>16417292
>that front end
>>
>paid for my bike on saturday
>waiting for stealership to call and let me know it's ready to go
>could be tomorrow, could be saturday
The nerves are getting to me, I can't focus on anything, I just want my bike.
>>
FUCK ANYTHING THAT ISN'T A HONDA
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>>16417306
I dunno, I kinda like it. Gives it this unique dumb pelican look.
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>>16417325
*suzuki
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>>16416327
I'd take my DR350 over a WR250 any day.
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>>16417217
>he didn't buy the SWM 650
L M A OO
>>16417325
>implying Yamaha a shit
u are a fag
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>>16417292
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>>16417362
>SWM 650 weights 325 pounds and makes 50 hp
>TE weights 255 and makes 50 HP
LMAO
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>>16417374
>i weigh 80kg and i fukt ur mother
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>>16417374
well you haven't have to deal with all that fun tho :^)
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>>16417378
Wew lad

>>16417379
I'm assuming you're talking about the maintenance. In that case yeah it sucks but whatever.
>>
There's a few 02-03 Yamaha r1's around locally for $3k is that a good bang for the buck?
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>>16417367
made me kek
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>>16416043
Check for compression, spark, an fuel flow. That's all you need to get a 2stroke bike going.
That's a sick ass dt175.

I just bought a rt180 for 80 bucks. It's got the same engine on it. Perfect for city blasting or light trail riding.
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>>16417292
Nice bread.
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>>16417407
What's your preferred bang?
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>need to buy carb cleaner
>can't be assed
Is it all the same shit? Can I just get some from a car shop?
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>>16416121
Does that bike have a ouch e50 on it?
Neat
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>>16417440
>ouch

Meant puch
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>>16417439
Of course
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>>16416087
Goldwing is a good bike though
>>
Is bike insurance expensive in canada and is it different from province to another :ddddDDDDDDDD
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>>16417439
Cheap toluene carb cleaner from Walmart is least residue at best price. I buy it by the case for my shop for general use.

Best use is to wash off carb after soaking in Pine-Sol overnight then placing carb parts in pot or tub of HOT water. Slosh, rinse, take outdoors and blow out with carb cleaner if you don't have compressed air.
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>>16417423
gotta go fast
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>What's everyone thoughts on the valkyrie
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>>16417547
fat streetfighter
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>>16417547
Slow
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>>16417547
>pigfat the bike
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>>16417547
>not C1800M
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>>16417566
>>16417571
Is school out today?
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>>16417547
None of the OTT chrome traditional cruiser shit. No futuristic NM4 Akira cruiser aesthetics.

Does it have anything going for it?
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>>16417577
Explain to me the allure of a motorcycle you need a forklift to pick up if it tips over?

If I'm spending $17k on a cruiser I rather take the diavel.
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>>16417585
>being this autistic
Flat black cruisers are the cool thing now.
Do you even SOA.
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>>16417547
Owners like them but this is a yungraceboi place and anything else a shit. Plenty of torque, lasts forever, with an aftermarket windshield suitable for distance use if not gay.

Test ride and see if you like. Bike is personal choice.
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>>16417591
1) you're a weak manlet
2) I've seen 90lb females pick up a goldwing. It's all in technique silly goose
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>>16417585
They stripped all the touring stuff of a gold wing that justified the weight and are selling a 700lb cruiser for 17k that doesn't have anything but reliability going for it.
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>>16417577
why ask opinions if you don't want them?
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>>16417600
Thanks for the after school psa gramps
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>>16417601
I've never been in a position to see if I could pick up a tipped over cuckmobile
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>>16417594
>flat black cruiser
Sounds pretty lame. I mean if you're going to ride a homo bike you might as well ride one that really screams I'M A FAGGOT and not try to hide your faggotry by keeping the colour and styling low key. And if you aren't gay, why ride a cruiser? It doesn't make any sense.
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>>16417577
People didn't agree with me because I'm more mature!
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>>16417608
Because I'm eating lunch and bored.
>>16417613
Nice damage control, anonymous
>>
>>16417547
Good bait. Thread went dead for a minute there.
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>>16417616
Funny because all the furries and faggots on here have sportbike. That was established a while ago.
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>>16417619
>anonymous

I don't get it.


I could be a weak manlet for all I care. I don't need more embarrassment after tipping a bike.
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>>16417617
This is 4chink. Nobody is mature. I'm probably not ever a real person
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>>16417619
>Because I'm eating lunch and bored.
fair enough
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>>16417623
There is no need to be upset, homofriend.
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>>16417631
Nothing wrong with dropping a bike. Shit happens. It's just a bike m8
>>
>>16417637
Send nudes and I'll forgive you
>>
Seriously tell me why I would buy that Honda over a diavel. Target market is middle aged male putting 3000 miles in a year. Reliability and Ducatisucks doesn't factor in. Also if you are spending 17k money isn't a factor.
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>>16417642
ok bb, her's sumthin 2 warm ur appetit
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>>16417643
Because different people like different things.
I'm sure that's a hard concept for you. Being that you live in your mom's basement and all
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>>16417642
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>>16417649
I'd spit in her mouth ;)
>>16417656
>proof that the gays ride dirt bikes as well
>>
>>16417654
>tell me your thoughts on Honda cuckmobile
>don't tell me your thoughts
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>>16417623
>R3
> sports bike
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>>16417665
So easily trolled you kids are
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>>16417623
I just like to ride bikes it doesn't pertain to my sexuality.
>>16417656
Yah thats gay senpai
>tfw trying to buy new qt things but feel guilty of gey.
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>>16417623
The only actual furries spotted on /dbt/ mainly ride dirtbikes like Mr. Cummy
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>>16417661
>proof that the gays ride dirt bikes as well
It's not gay because he has a feminine penis and smooth legs.
>>
>>16417676
or this guy

>>16417292
>>16417217
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>>16417680
But he's tod us he's gay. It's not like we're judging. I'm happy he's comfortable with himself
>>
>>16417643
If you prefer the Diavel then buy one. I have no idea why you prefer anything.

If I paid the Ducati tax (low in my case since I'd do my own work so not really a factor) I'd get a proper sportbike instead of a cruiser. Buying an Italian cruiser is bizarre unless you live in Italy. Then it's still bizarre to buy a crippled machine from a racebike company.

I wouldn't buy either as a cruiser. Some like the Valk but I don't care for the engine width. Some like the Diavel for looks. A big bore v-twin from a Jap maker of your choice is best cruiser bang for a buck.

Just go buy the Diavel. Wasn't that easy? I'm not in the business of telling people not to like solid machinery. Flavor is YOUR thing, not for others to determine!
>>
>>16417661
>wearing female clothes means you like dick.
>>
>>16417691
He literal asked us for our thoughts and you're saying I shouldn't share them because they are mine
>>
>>16417704
This kid is super upset. You know this is just the internets right?
>>
>>16417696
???
>>
>>16417696
Read>>16417689
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>>16417689
I'm just saying that it's not gay if I fuck him because he has a femeinine penis. That should be clear to everyone.
>>
>>16417704
>Seriously tell me why I would buy that Honda over a diavel.

That was a question. I answered it. There is nothing in my response saying you should or should not share your thoughts. Reading is fundamental.
>>
>>16417717
Kek
>>16417716
But we know he's gay. Nobody cares. Does it bother you?
>>
>>16417717
i see the value of cruisers just not that one. Was hoping to have it explained to me. Not mad at all
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>>16417727
That's what someone who's mad as fuck would say
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>>16417715
Missed that thank you
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>>16417689
Yah I know what a faggot I bet he rides a cbr250r that makes fart noises like a ktm.
>>16417696
Just depends on whos getting the dick c;
>>16417716
Just make it clear its not gey for you okay.
>>
>>16417731
Ok I lied I'm so furious I broke my spacebar
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>>16417740
Duct tape and stem cells will fix that
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best bike for 1000 bucks GO
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>>16417774
GS 500
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>>16417774
Trek
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>>16417803
Yes.
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>>16417805
I thought giant was best on a budget
>>
>>16417774
wr 125
>>
>>16417727
Cruisers like Valks are very comfortable and have a shitload of torque. That's the explanation. That's also the reason for the Gold Wing's success since the 1970s.

If you are spending big money, test ride a variety. Test rides are fun. You don't marry your first fuck. Play and learn by experience.
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>>16417774
Diavel
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>>16417774
pw 50
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The general consensus is as follows:

All gays and degenerates ride dualsports/dirtbikes/Supermotos
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>>16417809
That would field dress to about three square feet of vagina.
>>
>>16417774

Suzuki GS500F
Kawasaki EX500R
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>>16417828
They were wholesome and straight before they rode you. What is ur sekret?
>>
>>16417809
that makes me a bit erect
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>>16417841
The knot, probably.
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>>16417828
...and all cruiser riders are closet homosexuals.

Finished that off for you.
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>>16417774
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>>16417828
What if you ride all types of bikes and ur fegget.
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>>16417874
plz be my husabando then. We can ride trails together ;_;
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>>16417880
I would if ANYONE WAS FUCKING IN HAWAII. Seriously just going to cry in a corner cause I suck.
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>>16417883
u r gun looks like crap
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>>16417900
RIP
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>>16417883
Everything about this picture tells me you live below the poverty line
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>>16417905
>tfw no one to cook and clean for.
Im a gud waifu I deserve a man.
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>>16417900
Hold on omw
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>>16417921
Im tired of waiting. Its like waiting for friends to get ready to ride and then it just stats to rain.
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>>16417935
You probably wouldn't like me because I ride a husqvarna
>>
> man-gf
>>
>>16417935
how does that white car leave the parking spot?
>>
why are americans so gay all the time?
>>
>>16417955
it's the Australians
>>
>>16417955
Tell me where you're from so I can properly rip on you
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>>16417883
>guns
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>>16417973
Vietnam
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>>16417969
Yeah whenever someone makes fun of America in dbt they are always from australia.
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>>16417973
Austria
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>>16417979
stupid Spaniards
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>>16417976
Do you guys even get immigrants? Like who's life is so shitty where moving to Vietnam is better?
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>>16417995
american sex tourists for example
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>>16417980
I got nothing you gave us ktm and hitler. Both have been killed genetically inferior people to keep society advancing.
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>>16417828
I'm gay AND a furry, and I ride a standard
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>>16417947
Im at the point where im lucky if I actually get a bf here without having to move by myself and get someone to move in that likes me :c
>>16417952
Have to back out the other car than can get out. Most park secondary vehicle in front.
>>16417955
Ill be honest I dont act gay at all irl. In the end I really want sum dick to take care of. When you dont have a chance to let it out much become quite a cock slut. Thats just me though.
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>>16418000
Immigrants aren't tourists you twat.

Visiting and staying.
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>>16418001
posting this to /r/ShitAmericansSay
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>>16418005
>In the end I really want sum dick to take care of
Shouldn't you be busy chasing after someone with multiple STDs and fingering little boys?
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>>16418005
>Have to back out the other car than can get out. Most park secondary vehicle in front.
ah, okay, so those cars are owned by the same person?
Then it's understandable
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>>16418006
they stay here when they have committed crimes in their home countires
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>>16418007
Damn I edited it and forgot to go back to change tenses. Oh well English is my second language ;)
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>>16418017
Good.
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>>16418010
No I refrain myself for the most part. Its hard but I think ill make it to a bf.
>was offered a threesome from a couple I know
ITS HARD BUT I CAN MAKE IT.
>>16418012
Yah generally all owned by the same person or same household. Like I have 5 bikes in the first stall and my dad gfs car in the other.
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>>16418026
you do realise your parents and whole family wish you were dead, right?
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>>16418029
No or else id finally have my wish and be homeless and able to kill myself without anyone being affected. Id be dead while ago if people didn't care about me desu. Hope you work out your issues though no bike.
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>>16418029
Sometimes I wish people like you were. But the I think someone has to watch nascar, fuck his sister,and buy gixxers
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>>16418040
hey man nothing against gixxers :(
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>>16418039
I don't have any issues, and I am not the one who will never amount to anything and drag my family's name through the mire

>>16418040
you're not wrong mate, but I prefer F1 to american trash
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>>16418040
Edit: should have said Harley's
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>>16418049
>GSX
Also assuming me wanting to kill myself also affecting my success is bs. Im in engineering right now and have a decent job. Im not here to bring people around me down but to see them succeed and over come. But than again you dont give a shit and rather be a cunt about things you dislike.
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>>16418049
Everyone has issues. Everyone on this earth is scum.
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>>16418072
Dude fuck him. Honestly everyone adds layers to this fucking planet.

I would kill myself if all we had was Uber macho betas trying to pretend they are alpha.
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>>16417916
No, astronomical child support.
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>>16418086
Is there a difference?
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>>16418082
I just find it funny cause hes probably the one whos miserable he cant accept his sexuality and no one around him can put up with his shit.
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>>16416191
I am, pls let me suck yours.

I beg you, afterwards, can I have a peek at your glorious honda riding machine?
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>>16418026
>offered threesome
Are they a m/m couple or m/f? If m/f WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GO HAVE FUN M8 JESUS CHRIST
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>>16418230
Cause its empty and meaning less to be a third wheel in the end. Like ye sex is gud but seriously isn't everything. Youll just feel as empty as when you came there.
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>>16418246
>as empty as when you came there
;)))
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>>16418246
I guess I have a different attitude/feeling toward polyamory then. I've gotten to play with two men's wives so far, and we all had a lot of fun. Hell, we spent more time talking about anything and everything than fucking. If I didn't have to move, we'd have made lifetime friends of each other.
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>>16418257
>sex joke hahahaha
Seriously sex is okay and all but being able to actually build something is nice.
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>>16418275
>>16418275
>>16418275
>>16418275
>>16418275
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>>16418285
Build a sexbot.

All relationships end in separation or death, leaving the survivor(s) to shitpost on Tierra del Fuegian terra-cotta forums.
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>>16418272
Well first of all wanting to fuck the guy in the relationship doesn't seem like much fun for the girl. Unless she has a thing for that....
>>16418298
I cant take care of a sex bot and cuddle him as he stuffs his face with your cooking.
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>>16417502
Prepare to be ass raped if your insuring it in Ontario; dunno bout the rest
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