/metal/

first for kim kelly>fenriz

First for Sodom

I love metal

Fourth for Kim Kelly's mutant crab hand

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>>72940987

Has anyone ever sold out as badly as George Lynch did in the late '90s?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTd1jYzzxIY

xth for vargs armpit and pubes

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>tfw you want to kvlt but you live in redneck country

>>72941067
your choices are sludge or pantera

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Are Behemoth nu-male or nu-male repellent?

can someone post that video of hhh whispering while naked

>>72941067
If i was where u are id just get into pantera and lamb of god. Im an ausfag though so i got better bm than you.

>>72941079
>>72941079
wrong-o boy-o

https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Dakota_Westbrook/3540413786

>>72941085
nu-male attractant

>>72941085
Entry level. Interpret that how you please

>>72941046
This general's memes have just gotten worse and worse. I really miss Bjorn "Speed" Strid posting instead of just memeing albums and nu male shit.

>>72941100
ill listen to your album later sweetie

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Remember me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKOlyFZLR2Q
I unironically like this

dying fetus - wrong one to fuck with

>>72941116
(that's not me btw)

(they're a good band though)

(and don't call me sweetie)

>>72941104
>Entry level = nu-male meme
I can't really see nu-males enjoying bands like Behemoth or Belphegor, even if they are entry level

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post shitty OC

also anyone have that Ebu Gogo Penguin Classics meme?

>>72941107
>Bjorn "Speed Strid
Holy fuck that was a good meme

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eutxvD5qk8A

How metal is a collective march on Jerusalem?

>tfw there is very little Templar regalia amidst blood & guts.

Could be the Jews.

Could be the catholics.

>>72941107
That meme was garbage, as bad as Sodomposting

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This is the ideal thrash album. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance sounds like

>>72941206
I looked on both google & Bing

What are your favorite nu-metal songs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lvpM5N1StY&list=PLp-7yz1ykQr_sT2qqlENmHg76l_mUiulA

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>>72941216
>implying

>>72941046
In the realms of black metal, no album holds as much hushed reverence as Ulver's debut, henceforth known as Bergtatt.

Which sounds like a nice enough introductory sentence, if it were true. The reality is that this album has been basking in undeserved praise from philistine metal aficionados, who have mistaken it for some form of high art. What truly defines this beast is the aesthetic of black metal made palatable by interspersing it with easy listening music, e.g. the soft chanting vocals, the plaintive acoustic interludes which would be right at home in any "10 HOURS [Pagan Folk] Music to Wash Dishes To" YouTube video. The "metal" parts are so tepid, the band actually shies from the chromaticism and minor chords of its contemporaries, opting instead for suspended intervals that supposedly create tension. However, Ulver seem utterly incapable of truly committing to any emotion they attempt to convey, and this album feels less a hike in the woods than a pleasant but drab arboraceous screensaver. In many ways, this is the forerunner for the oft lambasted "hipster black metal" best exemplified by the likes of Deafheaven and Liturgy. Black metal technique is used with ubiquitous consonance and diatonicism as to not offend the ears of rock/pop listeners, then any momentum in the song is broken with interventions from extraneous genres. Much like the album cover itself, Bergtatt has all the brush strokes of fine art, but assembled into a creation that is briefly stimulating if ultimately insignficant.

Perhaps realizing that they had failed at combining folk with black metal, Ulver would soon seek to play the two styles separately. A wise choice, if they possessed aptitude for either genre. Their most shrewd artistic move would be to exit metal music entirely.

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>>72941234
>implying

>>72941088
it's too transcendental for you

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>>72941234
>le meme arrow

What's some good metal to fall asleep to?

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How can ONE MAN be so based?

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>listens to Let The Devil In once

So we can all agree that Opeth is shit now, right?

>>72941336
qt!

>>72941313
Manowar - hail to england

>>72941313
MST3K

>>72941355
>now

>>72941355
>Listened to Morningrise today
>Liked it
>Oh no what will /meal/ think

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Are Melechesh nu-male?

>>72941399
Very much so

>>72941399
Nah, they're based

>>72941421
explain
Being openly satanist in the holiest of cities is pretty much the opposite of nu-male

>>72941440
>Melechesh
>satanist
u wot

>>72941440
Only being anti-Muslim makes you numaleproof. Bashing any other religion is cool with Lellenials.

Which bands am i allowed to like?

>>72941494
Pantera

>>72941494
none of them

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>>72941486
What are some good anti-Muslim metal bands? I remember hearing about a few middle eastern metal bands that were anti-muslim but I can't remember the names

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>>72941234
>Sodom

>>72941533
The Monolith Deathcult managed to piss off a few people

>>72941494
Sodom

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>>72941527
>Deathcore could have been good but the name was already taken
>MFW

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So this is that pope faggot from Ghost

>>72941533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRs1NM67wrc

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>>72941578
>>72941527

>death + metalcore takes off
>death + hardcore is a tiny scene

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>>72941555
>Sodom

I'd like to get into metal but I don't know where to start.
Does anyone have any graphics of /mu/ approved metal?

>>72941647
>/mu/ approved

No, get out.

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>>72941647
Start with nwobhm
Move onto thrash
Move onto old school death metal
Move onto black metal

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>>72941647
Also, dont fall into the /mu/approved trap, you will get shilled sunbather and aesthetica

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>>72941647
I dont have a proper osdm chart, but this ones still pretty good

>>72941379
Their first three albums are fantastic. Everything else can go eat shit.

CHRCHES > Burzum > Trent Reznor

>>72941234
Not even the best Sodom album

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>>72941753
>He said sodom

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>>72941647
>where to start

>>72941783
I was making a mere interject on how a powerful pop group could lead more cool men to action.

If you just want men youl'ld be better off with Fingerflesh metal death cosk suck.

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The memers finally went to sleep/got banned
post metal

How did Quorthon get away with ripping off Manowar while claiming he never even heard them? And if they influenced albums like UtSotBM and BFD, do we have Manowar to thank for black metal?

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>>72942084

>when the seeds go offline for the torrent you were waiting for

post DSBM

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>>72941527
Well if you're including No Zodiac, then pic related deserves a spot.

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>>72942084

>>72941694
>>72941720
>>72941745
>recommending dadmetal

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>>72942172
>Sodom

>>72942084
Nice. That's my favorite nu-metal album of all time.

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>>72942262
Sorry, this may be more your speed.

>>72942172
None of that makes a lick of sense

Are all of you intoxicated?

>>72942329
No just underage

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>>72942259
>Read the album cover
>Words dont make sense
>Read it backwards
>Words still dont make sense

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>>72942307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWKLN6boesU

>>72942277
I'll kick your yellow ass if you come around again memefaggot. Hear me? Don't show that FUCKING goldface to me one more time. I will literally call your father and ask him where he went so wrong as to raise such a little spaz piece of disrespectful shit.

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>>72942329
No, we're getting ready for summer

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>>72942366
>yellow ass

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>>72942366
>don't ShOw that fucking golDface to me One More time

>>72942389
>>72942422
*unzips teleporter*
*dicks behind you*
Heh, nothin' relational tyke

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>>72942329
U TELL me friendoboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiBU1HIHRA4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjcpW0gV7AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMj3SyV9A74

can i getz some more METAL REVIEWS like this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvBG5YQAsiQ

>>72942523
post more pics of the queen of /metal/

>>72942347
Try reading it in french

was the new avenged sevenfold album worth a listen to?

>>72942523
does anyone have pictures of her hand

>>72942534
literally who

>>72942561
no

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>>72942561
>a7x
>worth
>ever

>>72941647
Oathbreaker is pre good

>>72942523
No wonder she doesnt look hapy, shes got thumbtacks stuck into her skin

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>>72942534

>>72942561
>avenged sevenfold album worth a listen
never ever

>>72942697
Is it gay if i masturbate to this?

>>72942700
agree linkin park is better

>>72941832
So, since you all seem to think this album spawned an army of lower and lower quality hipster copycats and all, what other albums are *like* this? I reckon there should be lots if it's really guilty of birthing that particular style. And no, Deafheaven and Agalloch don't sound like this at all. DH sounds like a retarded, edgy Alcest and Ahgalloch sounds like Katatonia got stuck in the late 90s

>>72942717
naw limp bizkit is where its at bruh

>>72942715
Kinda. Needs to be a full body shot (boipussy preferably included) or at least a cock near his mouth.

There is exactly one good rap metal band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CF74fm-8us

>>72942731
Any bands with the tag "pagan metal" or "folk/black metal"

>>72942731
Even if Agalloch don't really sound like Ulver, they take the same approach of blending dark folk and black metal that originated with Ulver.

>>72942763
https://youtu.be/ZJjq7pTt2gA

>>72942829
What?

WtC isn't even rap metal and they're mediocre at best.

>>72942866
Slam is death metal combined with rap and their last 2 albums have been decent

>>72942897
>Slam is death metal combined with rap
>their last 2 albums have been decent

Literally what the fuck is wrong with you? Never post your shitty opinion again.

>>72942897
>their last 2 albums have been decent
are you ok

>>72942810
>Agalloch don't really sound like Ulver
That's why I said no Agalloch
>>72942767
proper examples

>>72942968
just look at the rym list for pagan metal and take your pick

>>72942968
Burzum - fallen

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pls help with my pups

pic related

pls

>>72942950
Their last 2 albums arent great, but they are passable, pretty underrated as theyre better than anything dying fetus and cattle decap put out.

>>72942933
Fine, slam is brutal death metal combined with hiphop.

>>72943061
>theyre better than anything dying fetus and cattle decap put out.
"no"

>>72943061
>>72943081

stop posting nigger

Waking the Cuckdaver is shit

>>72943081
With g-funk.

>>72943098
Ok, ill admit theyre not better than human jerky but that isnt even an LP

there isn't a single good folk metal album in existence

>>72942992
>>72943042
None of them sound like Bergtatt

>>72943122
lol le metal chuck norris xD

Who here remembers chainsaw penis?

>>72943222
>there isn't a single
This is true. There are several.
>>72943235
who here forgot about it?

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>>72943102
Theyre good, you just need to be on a pretty high power level to understand them

>>72943244
post them

>>72941007
Nay

>>72943270
wait, >>72942992 will do it

>>72943292
>Fenriz doesnt have cool holes in his skin
>Fenriz doesnt have a vagina
>Fenriz doesnt have a handy crab claw

>>72941527
Not even the best Xibalba, Gatecreeper, and Black Breath. Also Mammoth Grinder and Disgrace are pretty meh, probably the worst of the bunch.

>>72943330
most of those albums are terrible cliched bergtatt filosofem crossovers

>>72943358
I prefer Hasta la Muerte and Sentenced to Life as well, but they don't fit the fucking chart as well as Tierra Y Libertad and Slaves Beyond Death. Dumbass.

>>72941007
Kim Kelly is one of the greatest human beings to ever set foot in the metal realm.

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>>72942562

https://youtu.be/VpbrIOr8ZFs

>>72942084
subtle nu-male rec

>>72943232
>metal
stoopid

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>>72943409
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?? THIS ISN'T JUST A RANDOM MEME???

>>72943331
But that nigga is one of the OG members of fukken Riffthrone, so nah

>>72943413
>not just masks the problem with a blue pill
this can't be real

>>72943385
Fuck you faggot. You're chart is gay. Fucking Basura.

>>72943453
We dont need riffs where we're going

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>>72943450
Nah f@m

>>72943457
They also specialize in erectile dysfunction, not even shitting.

https://www.numalemedical.com/

I remember originally memeing this page in /metal/ general almost a year ago.

>>72943463
Fuck you. I need riffs where I am going, you can foad friendo

>>72943461
Don't be butthurt that you didn't even pay attention to what the chart is supposed to be.

>>72943409
>>72943471
WHATS WRONG WITH HER HAND???

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>>72943475
This is beautiful

>>72943485

Give me 3 reasons why the bands' best materials that I named don't deserve to be there.

>Genre: Black metal
https://youtu.be/rfZ1xuewTdg

>>72943494
http://www.deathmetal.org/news/kim-kelly-interviews-kerry-king-reveals-crab-claw/
Kinda funny

>>72943475
internet memes are truly the gift that keeps on giving

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CIRCLE PIIIIITTT!

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Post 'sum T H I C C riffs

>>72943542
Betty is pretty perky :^)

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>>72943549
https://youtu.be/mkCdaik4alo

>>72943514
I'll give you the one relevant one: because they sound different. The chart is Crossover Death. Just because you looked the bands up on RYM and picked their higher rated albums without actually listening to them in order to understand what's happening doesn't make you right, you ignorant mother fucker.

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>>72943576
splain crossover death to me fuccboi. why does it meme to you. define it, cunt

>>72943596
Somewhat similar to HM2-core, but not necessarily with the crust punk leanings. It's pretty simple. It's death + hardcore, which you could have figured out on your own if you had actually listened to that chart and knew that crossover thrash was thrash + hardcore. Some overlap with beatdown, due to the RIFFS connection.

>>72943052
get passives

>>72943746
fuck you, honestly. foookin die you fucking mouthbreather

>>72943771
>i don't know shit so i'll just be butthurt

lol

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>>72943820
Nah, son. F O A D. Don't @me either.

>>72943746
are the albums the other guy wanted not crossover death?

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>>72943857
They are, that's why I just fucking can't with this faggot. So idiotic.

>>72943857
Nope. Sentenced to Life is crossover thrash with some crusty leanings and Hasta la Muerte is a little more towards beatdown hardcore than crossover death.

Besides that, he gave no actual suggestions for other bands, he just derided what was on there. So he wasn't being helpful in the slightest, which is why I tore his ass up.

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>>72941024
when did everyone turn on grim kim? i never liked her on account of the whole trust fund hipster outsider vibe she gave off but it seems like every one started crawling up her butt this past year.

>>72943471
>tfw grim kim will never jerk u with her mutant crab claw while listening to third wave lebanese black metal on wax cylinder in her nissan pathfinder
why even live /meal/

>>72941527
Lol, is Entombed "crossover death" too?

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>>72943878

>>72943932
>>72943940

>lolololol some random shit that i never said

Nah, we're done, kid.

>>72943944
what did he meme by this

>>72943932
they don't sound like those other bands, but they are--they're the proto-example of the style, like Reign in Blood is to death metal

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>>72943878
fuck you're stupid

>>72943914
nobody liked her in the first place outside of hipster cucks. i'm pretty sure it's just the hand thing gave her more publicity

>>72943956
I should clarify

they do cross hardcore and death metal

they are not in the specific style of the chart

but they are the prototype for the specific style of the chart

>blast the new Ulver while driving my girlfriend to the beach
>she thinks its rad as fuck and says she feels like a movie star as we sunbathe against the Miami skyline
>and then I woke up realizing how much of a forever alone faggot I am
metal for this feel?

>>72943878
Sentenced to Life is definitely death metal. I don't know what you're on about.

>>72944002
https://cirsiumkollektivet.bandcamp.com/album/dissecting-your-reality

>>72944029
This

Ulcerate is the best death metal band atm and fastly becoming one of the best ever

>>72941647
Black Sabbath

>>72944172
>walmart gorguts

What genre would the individuals in this general categorize The Mantle? Be brutally honest with your replies faggots.

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What is the best active band in each of these genres? They have to currently be making good material
>Trad:
>Power:
>Speed:
>Thrash:
>Black:
>Death:
>Doom:
>Sludge:
>Melodeath:
>Techdeath:
>Brutal dm:

>>72944567
Blackened folk metal

>>72944576
You think it's possible to be called post bm?

>>72944580
I guess, it is pretty far from most 1st and 2nd wave stuff

>>72944599

Fair enough; do you like the album?

>>72944605
Only listened to a couple of tracks on it, not my cup of tea but if i was in the right mood id probably enjoy it.

>>72944172
The abos in portal and my boys from nanango in disentomb run cirlces around ulcerate.

>>72944567
Gray metal, in the sense that it incorporates a lot of elements from both neofolk and black metal. Note that Agalloch aren't the only band to do this, bands like Falls of Rauros, October Falls, Wormtongue, Svafnir, etc, also produced similar material.

Folk metal makes me think of jew harps, accordion, etc, along the lines of Korpiklaani and the like. I don't get that kind of feeling from The Mantle or any of Agalloch's other material.

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https://youtu.be/cw5pT11ZpwY
>actually think hes going to discuss which band is better
>he shows us a playlist

>>72944567
Cuck metal

>>72944621
That's like my sleeping album my dood. Puts me in the perfect mood everytiem I need to nap.

>>72944690
Fair enough

>>72944671
Yea, especially European Folk. It sounds way different in my honest opinion.

anybody know if the new danzig album leaked?

>>72944673
what the fuck is wrong with james? I know he was in special ed but i didnt think he was actually autistic.

>>72944772
To be fair, playing shit tier games for thousands of hours, having to deal with angry numales and having sick children all the time would take its toll on you.

>>72944673
>2 of the greatest bands of all time
James you're killing me senpai

I had a particularly shit day and I need some good angry sounding meal to listen to

give me your best tunes

>>72944877
angry meal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIToG4B2f2c

>>72944877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ0RFTMpX30

>>72944934
Pleb
https://youtu.be/QrmCT5dqP7I

>>72940987
This looks like the worst episode of Game Grumps.

How come stoner/doom metal has 3-4 REALLY good bands then the rest is post-rock bullshit or trying to be the Black Keys?

>>72945166
The same reason there's so many metalcore bands that sound like The Amity Affliction. People tend to take the path of least resistance and become a copycat band rather than something original.

>>72945166
People dont give a shit when they are high. Its ruining modern society.

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>>72941046
nice pasta

under the oak is such a good song

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>>72941355
yes

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>>72941647
no, see
>>72941691

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Does /meet/ like Corrupted?
I want to get into them but every time I try I lose interest. Way too slow for me.

>>72940987
>>72940987
>>72940987
why does nobody like the band malevolent creation?

>>72945712
>t.hyperactive pleb

>>72945731
I like doom and sludge but Corrupted is a little samey for me minus their early singles and EPs.

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is there anything that sounds like early immortal? Especially pic related. Their later stuff does not really interest me

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>>72945755
When Demonaz left they took a dive in quality.
pic related is their last great album

>>72945755
>>72945774
Why is At the Heart of Winter considered nu-male?

>>72945794
Production is way too clean, pretty much the same problem with the rest of their albums.
Also not memorable.

>>72945794
all black metal is nu-male, don't bother

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>>72945774
>>72945794
>>72945810
>>72945813
you fucking niggers didn't even answer my question and started to talk about nu male shit again. I hate this place

>>72945875
I've never seen anyone call Immortal nu-male you triggered faggot

>>72945945
>>72945813

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>>72945999

>>72946010
>>>/b/

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>>72941720
>not hazardous mutation instead of the art of partying
>not world circus instead of think this

this chart is as gay as aids

>>72946338
Its a good starting point for thrash besides those 2 mistakes.

>>72941720
> Sodom
> Agent Orange
Okay this is getting fucking ridiculous
Name me the best songs from that album besides ausgebombt so that I can take a more formal listen

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>>72946436
>Sodom

>>72943575
>headbanging to europe
fenris is trve kvlt

>>72945810
>pretty much the same problem with the rest of their albums.
Pure Holocaust is too clean for you? Are you one of those mythical people who only like bedroom quality black metal?

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Speaking of Immortal, where could I listen to pic related (the original version of Battles in the North)? I've just heard that it has an awful production and it got negative reviews everywhere but I can't seem to find it, which is strange since you can find all kinds of small underground black metal promos on Youtube but a release from a major band like Immortal is nowhere to be found.

>>72946681
I'm pretty sure it's on youtube, mate.

>>72946758
I'm pretty sure it isn't but I'd love to be proven wrong.

>>72946795
I just checked, looks like it isn't. I thought I remembered listening to it, but I probably haven't after all. I'd like to hear it too.

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>>72941216
>>72941234
>>72941260
You were saying?

>>72946681
Some people say that the so-called original mix was never released and every edition is the same mix. I sure as hell have no idea.

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post metal that really activates your almonds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpGbcxq4SnQ

>>72946681
Underrated production, abbath wanted it to sound like a cold blizzard but dmu-level shitters, braindead yt commenters and proto-numales didnt understand it so they had to remix it

>>72946956
You've heard the original mix?

>>72941494
Altar of Plagues

>>72946972
No, but im using my autism to see how the situation would have played out

>>72943453
FUCKING THIS

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*blocks your path*

>>72946943
Really ninkers your thinker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXO3PFRS4Ts

>>72946994
*bets your life on a silver ball*

>>72946681
Holy shit I didn't know this existed

>>72946943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKH1pPxUvBQ

>>72941440
it makes you a fedora-type edgelord

>>72946681
Okay, who is ready to spend 40-65€ to get this album and upload it on Youtube? It's about time the original mix is made available to the general public:
https://www.discogs.com/Immortal-Battles-In-The-North/release/2498777

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So this album has every subgenre ever, right?

is between the buried and me any good?

>>72941527
>newest No Zodiac
dude just go listen to sludgewave, it's an entire genre of better songs than anything on that one

>>72941440
Satanism is a meme and that "religion" doesn't even exist.

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SPIT OUT THE BONE

>>72947114
They're not terrible, just overambitious. If you can't write a basic memorable riff or vocal phrase, don't go embarking on a 20-minute prog odyssey.

>>72941527
Like Rats - II
https://youtu.be/dJcRPI9PuUo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBPnwiMT6y4

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>>72947181
READTHEFILENAME

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TAKE ME AWAY TAKE ME AWAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA

>>72947444
Love you, trips!

>>72947196
the earlier you go back in their discography the more memorable the songs are

>>72947246
>Khragkh on the link
>Khrvgkh on the cover
What did they mean by this?

Can't handle the floof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg0Eg8NGxro

Please halp me out, /meal/. What's a good Rotting Christ album?

>>72946943
https://youtu.be/qM71torFNBQ
I won

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>>72942534
Shame she is a carpet muncher

>>72947112
>nu-sludge metalcore

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How you lads feel about slam death metal?

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>>72948210

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4oRAdbIAm8
poor kids

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>>72947777

>>72948423
>Saw the thumbnail.
>It's Varg.
Of course it's Varg. Man's mad as a bag of spiders.

>>72948441
Cheers.

>>72947777
their first 3

>>72948472
Thanks.

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POST YOUR WEIRD/MYSTERIOUS ALBUMS

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BUT
IT'S
O-KAAAAAAAAAY

>>72948423
Do you think Varg's kids have any friends outside of their siblings? I mean, they're home schooled so they don't meet other kids at school like people normally do and they live in the middle of nowhere in some forest so I don't think they have any neighbors close by. They're basically just living in seclusion without any contact to kids from other families, playing Myfarog and fighting with wooden swords because their father forces them to do that. I love how Varg is doing all of this to prevent his kids from being brainwashed by (((THEM))) but at the same time he's forcing his own lifestyle, values and hobbies down their throats. It's no different from children who are living in fundamentalist religious communities: they're kept in seclusion and brainwashed into a certain lifestyle since their birth. The kids never have a choice.
>poor kids
Exactly my thoughts.

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>>72947746
HELO :DD
WERE IS THE FLOOFS :DDDD

>>72948210
The best

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>>72947181
I got salty when they didn't play this live. Was still a great concert

>metal
>not worshiping at the altar of Revocation

and you guys think you like good music

>>72942561
The production value is stellar. Even if you're not into a7x, give it a listen just to get to know what good production and mixing is like.

what should the next thread theme be?

>>72948648
That is some quality OC. If I ever intended to glampost, I'd save it in a heartbeat.

>>72948979
nu-males

>>72948979
crossover death edition

>>72948979
>Implying it's going to be anything but haha nu-males

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>>72948979
Revocation edition

Literally just posting so we reach bump limit faster

>>72948654
Those chunky riffs and the groove really makes landscaping a lot more entertaining

>>72949134

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>>72948210
This album is unironically great, 2:05 makes me want to slam my dick through a brick wall desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04r1Z5y9Pqs

>>72947078
"No."

>>72948640
Yea, but at least his kids won't be degenerate druggies, and they'll have an idea of what traditional lifestyle and nuclear family mean and how important they are. Amish never seem to have a problem with isolation, though they live in communities.

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Baldron