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first for Dave

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Daily reminder that if you listen to any nu-male metal you should immediately leave this general for good.

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Time for SLAM
https://youtu.be/oe2KS_0Axhc

>>72949175
>no manowar

>>72949180
why isnt he wearing any pants?

>>72949197
who know why, winnie the poo never wore pants

>>72949180
What the fuck is that logo

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I like the song HELLYEAH by the band HELLYEAH from their metal af album HELLYEAH, anyone else?

>>72949175
>trying this hard
Cryptopsy is legit nu-male metal though i'll give you that

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>>72949180
>2:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04r1Z5y9Pqs

>>72949232
hellyeah I like hellyeah by hellyeah on hellyeah

slam is going to save this general

>>72949248
hellyeah

>>72949238
Found the triggered nu-male

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>>72949243
Just heard them yesterday for the first time and they are legit. Slam definitely goin hard as fuck. Nu-males need not apply.

>>72949253
chug chug chugchugchuuugggg chug chug chug
chug chug chugchugchuuugggg chug chug chug

"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT"

did i do it for you?

>>72949218
Slamming brutal meme metal

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>>72949218
>questioning metal logos

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>>72949294
only an actual triggered nu-male would waste his time making anti-charts

>>72949363
>vektor
>gorguts

are you fucking kidding me?
is that what "nu-male" is? talented metal bands?

>>72949397
spoken like a true nu-male from nu-maletopia

>>72949397
>vektor
>talented band

just stop youre too obvious

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I don't like metal anymore...I used to like metal until one of my friends pointed it out and they asked me "why do you like metal?" and I said because I can headbang to it, and that's really not a good reason. And they had me look up the lyrics, and I looked up the lyrics and I noticed that just about every metal song is angry, some of it's violent, and pretty much all of it is insulting to Christians. Also you can tell the metalers really don't have any talent in singing, in any other type of music people show their talent, but metal...you can growl like cookie monster. Big deal, who can't? If you like metal, go you but I don't. I mean, ask yourself which one's better. Let's listen to Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhN6lT-y5U In case you couldn't hear what the lyrics say, they say: Something, inside meeeee, it, is, coming ouuuuuuuuut, I, feel like killing, yooooooooooou.
...What the hell? Who listens to that? I mean I know there's people that listen to it so don't get all offended, but I don't like it. Personally I like Smells Like Teen Spirit much better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg I like that song much better, the lyrics actually have meanings to it, it's not all about killing, violence, and hatred. So that's why i don't like metal anymore.

>>72949438
>>72949436
will slam make me cool?

>>72949457
no, but killing yourself would

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>>72949497
>>72949436

are these guys nu-male?

>>72949526
>Opeth
either nu-male either normie

>>72949175
t.butthurt numale

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Post dem charts

Glamfag reporting in...glam / thrash / old school death are the only nu-male free genres

>>72949576
>nu-male free genres
>guys who purposely dress like chicks

i dont even

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>>72949457
Depends on if you think these lads are cool

>>72949592

Those guys dressed as "chicks" banged the best pornstars of the 80s

>>72949576
I know a lot of nu-males who like def leppard desu

>>72949576
I'd rather be considered a nu-male than a cross-dressing queer

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>>72949621
I think these lads are the coolest

>>72949649
>dressing up as a girl
>playing glam metal
>fucking plastic cumdumpster pornstars
>getting aids
>dying

basedfag pls

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>>72949343
Is that electricity one at the end real?

>>72949690
Yes.

>>72949690
yeah theyre all real

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>>72949652

You stupid fag, all those "cross-dressing queers" get more chicks than all you white knights nu-males combined out there.

Every time I dress up glam for parties chicks litterally throw themselves on me

>>72949743
>pretending to be a transvestite
>pretending to get laid
>worshiping transvestites

lel

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>>72949786

Whatever you say, cuck

>>72949180
SLABZ

>>72949796
man that numale chart is so perfectly accurate

>>72949343
Can you tell us the names for all of these?

>>72949175
Seems like everyday there is some nu-male metal chart. This one is just arbitrary though. The only ones there I'd call "nu-male" are Cryptopsy and Death.

>>72949576
Can we finally stop this glam meme? It was funny for like one thread but now it's just stale and obnoxious.

>>72949796
guys who champion the "sexual liberation" of women in the hopes it will get them positive female attention without doing anything to make themselves more attractive to women are the real cucks

people who listen to good metal arent

fag

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>>72949912
>good metal
>anything from the nu-male chart

Black Metal is definitely the worst genre ever, degenerate shit
https://youtu.be/fh2jlZ1m4V0

>>72949924
whats more nu-male than pretending to be a female?

>>72949956
listening to Converge and Boris

How old were you guys when you realized that metalheads are the real nu-males?

>>72949897

Just because some idiotic reddit nu-males spammed it death here, dosen't mean we can't listen to this type of metal. Don't forget it was the most popular metal genre in the 80s.

>>72949983
14 years and 88 days old.

>>72949983
no-one here identifies as a "metalhead" so your efforts are in vain

>>72949956

I think you are confused man. Nu-males look like that

>>72949796

Not like women. Plus nu-males are all those liberal leftist male feminists, low testosterone beta males. Glam stands for exactly the opposite. Glam stands for treating women like sexual objects, being a rebel and not giving a fuck what everyone else thinks.

Just check this video, and tell me that nu-males do that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2XdmyBtCRQ

>>72949995
haha praises KEK, fellow alt-righter :)

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>>72950039
CANUBELIEVEIT

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2nth for Dresden/Leningrad

what is some eco-metal?

>>72950138
Velvet Cacoon

>ctrl+f nu-male
>26 hits
do you guys wanna discuss metal anytime soon or what
do you even like metal

>>72950148
Are they actually good though?

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> Thought I was finally finished browsing /metal/ for good
> Came back
INTO THE FLOOD AGAIN

>>72950148
Only thing eco about them is they "recycled" their material from some other band.

>>72950207
>Yea I like metal. IRON FUCKING MAIDEN! FUCKEN SLAYER MAN! Oh, and black metal is the evilest shit out there. Like Burzum and Immortal. Those guys did some brutal ass church burnings in the 90's and one guy even killed another band member. He likes his corn flakes crispy too! XD

>>72950207
>tfw download every album someone calls nu-male as there's a good chance it's fine if not great and just meme'd to death
It serves a purpose for me at least.

>>72950283
your taste must be horrendous

>>72950233
they also claimed to be eco-terrorists

what a time that was

>>72949969
HAHA HAHA HAHAHA I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THESE SCREENSHOTS ON r/4chan. To know that I was there. Epic trolls m8!!!

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*blocks your path*

>>72949658
I think they are almost as cool as Sylosis. Double D does have his own thing going on with the bluesy solos though.

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Deserted by the values of life
Maligned and wounded by government lies

>>72950283
Never thought of memeposting that way but I could see it working. The truth is that most albums are memed to death simply because they're well received everywhere else and the people on 4chan are so deep in contrarianism that they can't admit liking anything popular so they resort to memeposting (this isn't exclusive to /metal/ at all, as it also happens on /a/, /v/, /vp/, even /sci/, and probably all other boards too). Back when I started lurking /metal/ it was all about Obscura, Outer Isolation, Paracletus and Streetcleaner. All of these albums were shitposted to hell and back in every single thread but the truth is that they're all great albums. Then later on we got Terminal Redux, Exercises in Futility and a bunch of others too and once again they're all excellent albums. I should definitely pay more attention to meme albums.

>>72950709
Paracletus shitposting was what got me into Black Metal outside of WiTTR when I was starting to get into the shit.

But yeah, it's mainly just albums that are fine but usually overrated so they get meme'd to fuck. As a result I want to check them out for the odd thing that does appeal to me or to at least see what all the memes are about.
Like I wasn't really a fan of Exercises In Futility, but it didn't really seem bad. Just kinda standard BM.

>>72950138
I wish their album was as good as their debut ep.
Any music for this feel?

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>>72950751
>Paracletus shitposting was what got me into Black Metal outside of WiTTR when I was starting to get into the shit.

sickening

am i the only one who got into metal subgenres in chronological order?

/metal/, what death metal album would you recommend to a person who loves glam metal but doesn't like harsh vocals?

>>72950709
nowadays /metal/ memeposts albums mostly as a cultural scorched-earth strategy.

In order to avoid seeing those albums get co-opted by nu-males, we preemptively berate those albums to prevent nu-males from getting into them in the first place.

vektorposting happened because everyone was dreading the rise of hipster-thrash that would likely have resulted from Fantano's positive review. But it didn't happen.

>>72950812
>Rec me death metal
>I don't like harsh vocals btw
Anon...

Can't think of any notable instrumental death metal albums but at least there's this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS3A7MVeocE

>>72950812
listen to altars of madness until you like it

>>72950812
Dokken - under lock and key

>>72950790
I was a pleb who didn't like extreme metal, so I needed to be eased in.
Now I'm the kind of insufferable fuck who can't stand modern production.

Can anybody recommend me stuff like Job for a Cowboy?

>>72950812
Desultor

>>72950888
Pantera
Five Finger Death Punch
Literally any other tryhard "badass" buttmetal out there

You can leave now

>>72950888
The Red Chord is the only redeemable band in and around that kind of style

Get out

Spiritual Healing is the best Death album ever.

>>72950968
Pi is exactly three.

>>72950473
HAHAHA HAHAH HE KEEPS GOING. OH BOY THE TROLLING YAAAAAAASSS

>>72950925
The Red Chord is awful.

>>72950138
Meshuggah - Contradictions Collapse

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Would a metal album by these gentlemen be good? They've been pretty good at changing their sound in the past.

>>72951108
It would be very interesting to see how far Jonny could take his aggressive guitar playing

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>>72951108
Thom strikes me as the kind of guy that hates metal more than he hates himself and sees it as beneath him.

>>72950968
Nope, Human is.

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slam kiddies can't handle artery eruption

>>72950878
>Now I'm the kind of insufferable fuck who can't stand modern production.

the best kind of insufferable faggot

I am at the point in which I much prefer LLN-like rawness to that murky production every ortho-black band uses right now.

>>72951108
if i could punch anyone right in the fucking nose it would probably be thom yorke

Volbeat is metal Tbh

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>>72949363
I know one if the bottin ones in white font is: Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus

Not joking, look them up lol

>>72951260
same

>>72949858

>>72949363
Replied to wrong post my b fellas

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>tfw you'll never have the balls to tell mom to go fuck herself when she asks you to go to mosque and go make Aladdin proge with your friends instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylQdpv8Ua1M

>>72951185
The guitar is so low i cant even hear it without headphones

>phone posting

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>>72951293
Volbeat is surprisingly really good. Entertaining opening act

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>>72951419
I actually agree

Post death metal thrashing at incredibely high speed

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2k_fTYf04BU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KhAV78Q33MA

What does /metal/ think of candlemass?

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reminder that of all scandicucks Denmark has the best death metal scene

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>get kicked out of Nightwish
>turn into an MMA fighter
what did she mean by this

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Anyone got any metal that'll drown out all the virtue signalling?

>>72951566
She got robbed and raped by muzzie scum in Stockholm, so she decided to toughen up.

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Post some "litteraly who cares" bands

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>>72951626

>>72951626
Pretty much all older major metal bands that have continued to release albums for too long. LITERALLY nobody goes to an Iron Maiden, Metallica, Judas Priest, Anthrax or Slayer show hoping that they play a lot of songs from their latest album. NOBODY. Literally who cares? Just play the old classic stuff. That's what people want.

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>>72951626
Scott Ian is a fuckign dwarf

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>heaviest album in existence isn't even metal
l m a o

>>72951761
nothing special. 80's """"heavy"""" metal wasn't even heavier than a punk

>>72951729
True, yet Napalm Death keeps being interesting today for instance

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>>72951761
but that's wrong

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> Go to 'tallica concert last Wednesday
> James announces the next song they would play is in honor of someone he knew that became father of a baby girl
> Mfw it's Sad but True, a song about crippling alcoholism

Bros help a nigga out which part of the drums make that popping sound?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo0T3qhGtYE&feature=youtube_gdata_player?

>yes I am retarded

>>72951832
Why did so many people go see Metallica recently, I mean I did, but I thought everyone here was an edgelord who hated them.

>>72951832
maybe the guy used to be an alcoholic

>>72951926
Well despite the memes /metal/ is pretty diverse. I was pretty surprised to learn some people here actually enjoy the first 5 Slayer albums and aren't contrarian just because like on /v/

>>72951916
it's just a snare drum my dude

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>>72951736
> this is the man who tried to get a witchhunt going against Destroyer 666 for saying mean things

>>72952084
Ty my pham.

>>72951985
>like on /v/
/v/ is just where all the /metal/ rejects go or those who still have pretty /b/ taste in meal

>>72951461
>that metallica shirt
what the fuck why not just wear an actual kutte

>>72951566
lolwut
she looks good for having a bunch of kids.

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>>72951822
- a week of nothing but djent jesus why even have ears

>>72949175
t. nu-male

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>>72951626

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FACT: SOUTH AMERICANS MAKE THE MOST BRUTAL METAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB-wBqYpnGs

ARRIBA PERRROS 666

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>tfw my favourite metal is all French
when did my life go so wrong

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>tfw my favorite metal is american

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>>72952858
>tfw my favourite metal is gay

>>72952820
which bands ?

>>72952858
your pic was an avatar on the bungie.net forums

good times

>>72950915
How the fuck does any of that sound in any way close to Job For A cowboy, my main memedude?

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>>72949343
I want to know the names of the bands at the bottom

>>72953056
you need to work on that reading comprehension

>>72952997
>b.net is now b.net but battle.net instead of bungie.net

Weird how this shit happens.

who's danny d of meatl?

What are essential metal bands from Spain? I'm in Seville for about two months and want to check out the local record stores and see if I can get any neat finds.

>>72953597
Teitanblood, Proclamation, Mutilated Veterans
those are all I know that aren't shitty nuthrash

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>EVEN TITANS FLEE
>SUBMERGED IN NAUSEA
>LACKING THE STRENGTH TO FACE THIS CRIME
>WHICH CONTAINS ALL CRIMES AS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

>>72953718
>Teitanblood
I normally hate DM but this is a tasty riff sandwich. Thanks lad. I knew I should have tried this out back in '10 when people were creaming their jeans over it

>>72953179
one of them is Xavleg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ho9T2RmMJ8

german speed-power coming through, make way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVgDbymG05k

>>72953179
one of them is the logo of band "Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages"

>>72949175
Wew lad

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>>72953179
Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus

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>>72953179
Sunblock Bukkake

>>72954227
>>72954318
really rolls right off the tongue

>>72950812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjCBV6o_DSE&list=PLaOal669EFBGz2icP_UFPY8_GGHF0wWYB

>>72954682
literally ear rape the band

https://soundcloud.com/sunblock-bukkake

>>72952659

Yep they're very underrated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU5v5WwrFLk

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What are you snow niggers blasting?

>>72955204

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8v5bYCQLds

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>>72955204

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>>72954971
Morbido

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB2NsgGrf_g

>>72954682
I don't know what is it about that logo but I can't fucking stand it, it looks so repulsive for some reason. I'm sure that's the point but damn.

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>>72955204
https://youtu.be/8DBloW6H76A

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Post some intelligent metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnUZ5xpcKHw&t=201s

>>72955520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsIre-evoVI

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>>72955520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC0oYNno32s

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>>72949343
>forgetting this gem

>>72949134
90% of the people in this pic take the nu-male b8 pic as Gospel and shit post about it here

>>72950790
Na, there's probably a few more autistic lads browsing /metal/

>>72954941
this is really good tho

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>look up a band on MA
>top two similar artists are Desolated and Pantera
>mfw

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>>72949449
>likes metal just because muh headbang

You've missed the whole point, glad your gone

>>72955754
>Nu-Malevolence
Get out

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>>72955204

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQp-XCncIC0

Give me non extreme kebab removing metal to distract me from all the weakness and virtue signalling?

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>>72954318
>Sodom

rec happy power metal

a little slow tonight isn't it

>>72956172
just post a nu-male meme and everyone will come out of the woodwork

>>72949175
How is death nu-male?

>>72956077
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_9h3jRaZyB4

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Bands with a similar sound to Peste Noir?
>Ungfell

>>72956260
I think it's an ironic retroism about Chuck and his untimely passing what with the AIDS and all.

>>72956342
Just listen to Pearl Jam and Burzum at the same time

>>72956077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaTuG46Ew34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpQKCHMNPk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD2_8peLKUQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocMU23k71PY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K1YKotb-JU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QSCFI9y3SA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8RmHQyAMUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xY2SdaY1ac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ01lIMhW0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjeH3nFq_gQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlA1X_HW-tA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlW2poIt6nY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJV2mZE6KwE

>>72956260
It's a bait chart you idiot

>>72956077

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYI-nuOnv-c

The happiest and cheesiest power metal song ever.

>>72956077
>>72956510

Also this, I bet atleast one person here played WoW to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzir1B43I3E

>>72956280
>>72956393
>>72956510
>>72956535
Thanks a lot guys

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Name your top 5 Folk Metal bands

>>72956712
There literally isn't a single good folk metal band.

>>72956725
Wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ_eVIZkjZE

>>72956778
that's a banger noice

>>72956778
>meme buttfolk

Can somebody recommend me some good underground old school swedish death metal bands similar to Edge of Sanity?

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>>72956888

>>72956778
>posts alestorm
>not korpiklaani

You dun goofed

>>72956839
Metallica

>>72956393
most just sound really... gay.

also hammerfall and armory sound like bad stratovarius clones

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>>72956977

>>72957010
well that's power metal for you (euro at least)

>>72950790
>>72955700
I don't do that, but I do listen to all discographies in order, no exceptions

>>72957014
not that anon but

>facebook memes
no u kys

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>>72956977

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R8 my latest cops

>>72957085
bretty ok

>>72957014
>>72957078
>>>/b/

>>72953488
JFAC is standard deathcore, they've never tried hard at anything. So I don't really get comparing them to red state rock.

>>72957085
Both great albums
>>72957078
>>72957014
You have to go back

>>72954941
I dont understand this, its just indecipherable noise and nip talk

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>>72951492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akIqstrEwkI

i need to listen to protector asap

>>72956343
Chuck didn't had AIDS? Wot, I thought he had cancer

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what other albums with meme alt covers should I add to the collection? Already replace None So Vile and Filosobem

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>>72955204
>That leadup into Moльфa
Glad that despite their cucking out on the NS they managed to top Golos Stali

>>72957431
kill yourself

>>72957522
this

what metal should i listen to when i'm gaymin'?

>>72957392
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS#Prognosis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS_denialism

>>72957719
I began gayming again for the first time in months and I've been listening to Black Sabbath

>>72957784
Dio era Black Sabbath, both or exclusively Ozzy era?

>>72957817
EVERYTHING!

Johnny's back in town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvZ5yyLF4sk

CLI
MATE
CONT
ROLLAH

Just got back from ROTR

>only one venom shirt i saw was from a scrawny 15 year old
>deafheaven had by far the smallest crowd out of the 60ish bands at the festival despite them playing their set later in the day
>Suicide Silence played a great set

>>72958184
did you take pictures of sluts or what

>>72958262
that's gross!

HE'S GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE BACK
IN THE WESTERN MOVIE

>>72959153
stay clean

>>72953884
the
>AS OUGHT HOPE REMAINS

>TO REVERSE THE COURSE
abrupt end always gets me hype

>page 9

whoa there

>>72959954
:(

>>72959954
metal is ded

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>>72959954
>not allowing the inevitable to happen

anyone got some good anti-islam metal?

>>72949690
Basarbian Hills

people unironically like metal?

>>72960373
no

>>72960373
ebic my friend

>>72960373
I've still haven't found someone who could explain the whole "ironically listening to music" thing to me. Must be something nu-males are able to do.

this place fucking sucks

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>tfw no floofy glam metal gf

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>>72960509
>tfw no kat

>>72960509
>tfw no qt trap glam metal bf
it's not gay

>>72960550
shes selling some stockings she just wore on her site btw

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>>72960509
>tfw no nu-male bf

>>72960399
i said "liking"
of coarse no one would listen to metal. i'm wondering if it's a meme to say you like it.

>>72960509
>>72960550
bad feels
post good metal feels to dull the pain

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>>72955807
>keep that tough guy degeneracy out of metal. metal is for thinking men like me

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Have you guys ever heard of this band?
https://clyp.it/l5acdjat?token=260b6d0c165248c3eb42d77ad212b79c
I hear they are from the midwest, kind of an interesting mix of thrash metal and death metal; check it out.

>>72960675
fuck off

>>72960656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfivm4Ct88E

>>72959954
People need to start spamming this fucking general on reddit and 9gag. The inevitable shitpost storm of summer will save /metal/.

Motion to make Kim Kelly the official mascot of /metal/.

>>72960726
That's only a good feel because you're a cuck
leave the hall

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>>72960747
>mfw 310 posts every hour of nothing but /metal/ related summer tier shitposting

>>72960765
Motion to make Varg's armpit the official mascot of /metal/.

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USPM charts?
pic related was nice

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O N E M A N

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>>72960815

>>72960834
based anon

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>>72960815
>>72960834

do you guys like code orange

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>>72961113

>>72961119
guess this means i can keep listening to it

thanks

>>72961119
how the fuck did that dumal album pull so many reviews on rym?

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>>72960765

>>72949449
You should listen to glam my nigga

>>72960765
poast crab claw

I'VE GOT
NO MORE
GOD DAMN
REGRETS

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>>72957431
Replace the suffo cover with the image of hobbs from the meme shirt
https://www.indiemerchstore.com/item/42307
replace the cover of heaven and hell with pic related.(would work better with dopethrone but you dont have it there)

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>>72960789
This

>>72961119
Legitimate choices. Wheres immolation, obituary, analepsy and six feet under?

>>72961876
not nu-male

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I AM THE WORKING CLASSSS!!!

>>72961893
Theres no-one more numaley than chris barnes. He couldnt even fight a scrawny vegan without running away.

>>72961893
2 of them are. Immolation is decent and obituary is for nostalgic 40 year olds but analepsy is overproduced, digestible slam and six feet under is... Six feet under.

>>72961940
>>72961917
Six Feet Under and slam are so bad not even nu-males listen to them.

>>72961957
Fair opinion, but sfu deserves a spot just for barnes being a weakling

>>72961967
The music doesn't appeal to nu-males though.

>>72961992
Fair enough.

>>72960566
glam is not for traps

>>72961119
>lunar shadow on the nu-male list
bullshit

HAIL
HAIL
HAIL AND KILL

>>72962161
EEEEEYAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA
RIP THEIR FLESH
BURN THEIR HEARTS
STAB THEM IN THE EYES
RAPE THEIR WOMEN AS THEY CRY

Looking to find more chuggawuggacore along the lines of Fear Factory, Meshuggah, Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, The Acacia Strain.

Any suggestions?

>drinking alone while lurking /meal/ and occasionally starting up vidya but not actually playing anything while dreading work tomorrow
metal for this feel?

>>72962183
I
WAS
BORN
TO
DIE

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TITANS, CAN YOU HEAR ME???

seeing devin townsend live tonight lads

>>72959301
Be true

>>72962363
that part would have sounded so much better if it was just the regular vocalist

Anyone got that image of spurdo on the Epicus Doomicus album cover? Can't find it anywhere.

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>>72962777
you can save it friend, dont sweat it

looking for songs like dunkelheit. easily my favorite black metal song. i like the loud sounds are the barely hearable ear piercing screaming. i know all of the members of burzum are apparently racist but thats a goat song

looking for albums like natens madrigel. easily my favorite black metal albume. i like the loud sounds are the barely hearable ear piercing screaming. i know all of the members of ulver are apparently new-males but thats a goat album

what kind of metal is Death Grips

>>72962963
The shitty kind

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>>72962936
Listen to Bumbum - Bilosobem :D and pic related

>>72962963
Rap/and or noise metal

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>>72962285

>>72962963
glorified nu-Metal

This converts the atheist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_oyRUEpMvc

>>72963275
>>72963275

>>72951729
Book of Souls was absolutely brilliant, what the fuck are you on about?

>>72949303
lol

>>72952296
Wait what the fuck I thought he was wearing a vest at first what the fuck why would they make something like that jesus ffs

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>>72960675
They sound pretty great. They have that Midwest underground style to them. Excited to see their future work.