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WHY IS THIS SHIT SO FUCKING GOOD, LADS?!

>>72931034
DIE

BY

THE

SIGN

OF

THE KEY

>>72931008
Windir is dope shit, always listen to them to feel like viking

Second for Samael

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(((Tattberg)))

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post top-tier USBM

>>72930835
Here's some extremely entry level shit, proving "BM HAS NOBAESS" is a dumb meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8w5EH3ZK4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIj2jY0RtkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVk-54_pzL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vg0BODDpJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DvcVjw2DCc

And just for laffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSa98vHnhvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUrVtR4HrAY

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>>72931044
Guitar work on it is astounding.
>>72931046
Windir's great, shame what happened to Valfar.
>>72931099
Judas Iscariot's To Embrace The Corpses Bleeding is rifftastic and most of Black Twilight Circle movement is fucking solid. Also, Inquistion kicks major ass.

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Sometimes I feel I'm the only one who's ever listened to this band, and it's pretty sad because they released two of the best bm albums of the past decade

>>72931147
>shame what happened to Valfar.
Sure, but hey

He died one of the tr00est deaths possible

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>>72931099
Say what you will, this band is/was top level.
>broke up after releasing 4 solid LPs
>two guys are doing jackshit afaik, one guy plays in a garbage crossover band

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What's your favourite thrash album?

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>>72931261

>>72931261
Vektor - Terminal Redux

>>72931261
BtR, although this general memed By Inheritance for a while and now it's really grown on me. If it wasn't for that one cockrock song, it might be my new favorite.

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>>72931261
This one is great, but Sadus does shit for me no other thrash band ever could.

>>72931261
THE DARKNESS IS MY LOVER

>>72931261
darkness descends

or violent restitution

>>72931295
>this general memed By Inheritance for a while
It literally lasted three generals and happened like two days ago

>>72931332
You are aware that albums are memed at different times by different people, right? Soulside Journey was spammed on a few occasions in the last year or so.

>>72931361
Yes, I know.

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So /metal/ which album has the best Troops of Doom Morbid Visions or Schizophrenia? Pic related for me.

>>72931361
Soulside Journey was spammed during the start of 2017 by me. Made one guy get it on vinyl, so my mission was more than completed.
>>72931405
Schizo is my favorite Sepultura record, I love the Inquistion Symphony instrumental, neat shit.

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>>72931428
I spammed it too.

>>72931428
Why soulside journey though? Is it cause you think its a bad album or something

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>>72931261

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>>72931261

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>>72931450
A lot of /metal/ posters did, but I started the spam, this year anyway.
>>72931459
What? My spams were an attempt to shill it to faggots that didn't listen to it yet. It's packed with tremendous riffs, Fenriz's drumming is underrated and even though they sounded a little bored of dm there, it's still a solid fucking album as Fenriz stated in the interview. Heavy Bolt Thrower worship, even though it shares a good amount of things with Sweeds.

>>72931332
By Inheritance got memed that one period of time after Vektorposting reached critical mass and /metal/ frantically scrambled to find new bands/albums to meme the same way like Winds Of Creation and Gojira

>>72931678
i remember that, after we memed Rise of the North Star to death

>>72931699
>implying ROTNS is dead
bullshit
also Vektorposting was more mean-spirited and derogatory

DIE BY THE _____

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPcfeO10tWc
>playing kvlt black metal in public place
>everyones digging it

>>72931757
SWORD

>>72931757
SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD

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More cowbell black?

Themes from William Blake's Marriage of Heaven and Hell it's great because it's very adventurous, but it's mess made by youngish pretentious metalheads and it shows greatly.

>>72931516
Norwegian DM in general seems to occupy a space between the Earache sound (Carcass, BT, MA) and the Swedish bands.

Seems to me the only real "scenes" emerged in densely populated cities or regions, e.g. Stockholm/Gothenburg, Tampa, NYC. NE probably has the strongest DM output among continental countries, but then again it's only a 2 hr drive between most cities in Holland.

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>>72931981
What about Finland?

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>>72932014
Finnish DM best DM

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>>72931981
Aye.
>>72932056
Heh, nothing personal kid.

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>>72932106
>american anything
>the best

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>>72931261
this unironically, leaving aside the classics

>>72932014
Didn't mean to exclude them. The Finns had arguably the most identifiable DM "sound" outside the aforementioned Big 3 scenes. However, the bands involved weren't really centered in one place, unless you count the triangle of Helsinki-Turku-Tampere. It might be more cultural than simply geographic; I think most Finnish bands were circulating and listening to Xysma, Abhorrence, and Disgrace. Where that signature guttural, voice-less vocal technique came from is anyone's guess, maybe Mongolian throat singing.

>>72932056
Yes.

>>72932164
Black Future > everything Vektor made after it.
>>72932152
>'Muricans are somehow bad
If you listened to something outside of CC, you'd realize how wrong you are.

>>72932197
They're not bad. Just not the best.

>>72932197
>black future
>better than anything vektor made after
black future is good, but terminal benis is god tier

>>72932197
cannibal corpse are pretty good desu

they never released anything i would consider a masterpiece but they consistently release enjoyable if somewhat predictable death metal

>>72932222
morbid angel are easily ONE of the best DM bands

Sure, you can argue not the very best as it's largely due to tastes, but saying MA are just "good" seems like you're selling them very short.

>>72932222
GoA is god tier, it's thickness is unmatched.
>>72932235
Redux was good, but they have better work.
>>72932244
Bleeding was nice, but they're run of the mill as far as dm goes.

>>72932235
Not that guy but nah
Black Future is top tier, Terminal Memes is just great

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>>72932235
>>72932259
>>72932265
>tfw vektor is kill

>>72932347
Stupid frog.

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album name? i tried to search for Bergtatt - Et Eeventyr i 5 Capitler but Bing returned nothing

>>72932357
this is the weirdest troll

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>>72932374
>troll
heh

>>72932374
It's a painting of a forest you blind fuck

>>72932396
I thought it was a hairy buttcheek

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>>72932357
>Bing

>>72932014
Thank you for reminding me this album exists.

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Had to save this from mesenger so hopefully this copy isn't too compressed.

Anyone a fan of this album art? Doing a series of documentarial cybergrind albums and wanted some opinions. Will post more if anyone is interested.

>>72932528
>cybergrind
>no weebshit album cover
wew

>out of africa theory is probably wrong
https://m.phys.org/news/2017-05-scientists-million-year-old-pre-human-balkans.html

metal for this feel?

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>>72932461
no provolome my fondude

>>72932591
Great now I have to throw my copy of Sapiens in the garbage. How will I explain this to the local library?

>>72932622
Blame them having lies in their library.

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>>72932591
Metal is african music. Listen to true white music.

I unironically think that Panzerfaust is the best Darkthrone's album.

am I the only one who zones out halfway through the album I'm listening to for the first time and ultimately skips it?

>>72932843
It's the weakest out of the big 5, but Hordes Of Nebulah is the shit.

>>72932846
well if it's so bad that I'm zoning out, sure. But maybe I'm zoning out because, at the moment, I'm not in the right frame of mind to listen to it. Hell maybe I'm too sleepy or have a lot of shit in my mind. I tend to try to give everything a second chance

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>>72932872
I wish Total Death got as much attention as Panzerfaust. It's so unjustly overlooked. Even their iffy bm albums pre-crust-rebirth get more screen time.

I think that, had it been released right after TH, it'd be remembered as part of the "unholy tetralogy" or something of that effect

>>72932843
best Celtic Frost worship there is

>>72933013
Total Death is their last good album. It's vastly underrated, I agree. Arctic Thunder was fairly ok and I believe the next one will be even better.

>>72931776
>Beherit
A public place in Finland is arguably more kvlt than a venue

>>72932106
Love Gateways man, top 3 Morbid Angel album for me

Power slam when

AGIOS O BAFOMET

>>72931776
That video's priceless for so many reasons

I AM THE ___

>>72933292
YOUNG BOY

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>>72933292
table

>>72933292
MIGHTY MASTURBATOR

>>72933292
THEORY OF GREAT PERIL

>>72933292
HYAAAAMAAAAHHHH

>>72933292
PAINKILLER

>>72933292
UGH

>>72933292
PIZZA TRASH

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>all these americucks will never understand the lyrics to Bergtatt

>>72933843
>caring about cuckver lyrics

>>72933868
The meme is over
What can I say?
The meme is over, yesterday

>tfw just found out one of my most favorite songs is about my favorite kino, blade runner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0fV5KF80_Q

>>72933909
It's not a meme. Ulver is the original nu-black band.

>>72933909
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


NEEEEROOO LIGHTS UP THE NIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHTTTTTT

>>72933958
The point is that Bergtatt is one of black metal's greatest offerings, and whatever numalery came from it is irrelevant.

>>72933968
9.4/10 album; best album since Shadows

don't you just love an album cover that is a random beksinski piece with an unreadable twig logo on top mmmm yes how creative and fresh hnnnnngggg

>>72933968
SAINT THEREESA

>>72933992
ya dude brutal slams and ttech deth are my jam

but dont chu love it when they desaturate the picture so it's blakc and white and now its this cool raw 2nd-wave tribute band from Poland

>>72933976
Bergtatt is easy listening black metal with the black sucked out of it. Shit album.

>>72934039
that sounds like the opposite of shit, considering black metal is shit

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>>72934039
Sure thing brotherino

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what a shitty fucking nu-reddit album

>>72933292
WAR

>>72934084
I'll kill you bitchboy

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>>72933992
I do famerino

What's /mu/'s opinion on Slamming Beatdown

>>72934103
fun fact: Verrater is also Leviathan best record

>>72934084
Even though this is obvious bait, I'm still triggered

>>72934056
>black metal is shit
No wonder you like Bergtatt. It's the quintessential """black metal""" album for people who can't handle good black metal.

all black metal is shit

>>72934162
I know you're trolling and all, but people can look for and expect different things from their black metal without that making them hurr le false untr00 XDDD who can't into """""real"""" black metal. This coming from one of the opinion that Nattens is vastly superior.

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FACT: Americans can't into black metal.
EVIDENCE: This thread.

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>>72931261

More people need to know about this band.

>>72934235
>using 4chan posts as your data
hahahaha

>>72934235
>EVIDENCE
Most of the most numale bm albums come from America

>>72934235
Those Crepusculo Negro guys are cool tho.

Maybe it's cause they're mexican

>>72934255
but ulver are norwegian

>>72934279
>one album is most
Nice try, but even trolls have to make sense in some respects

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Baldron

>>72934279
this fixation on Ulver makes it look like you're a fag trying to come out of the closet

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>>72931261

>>72934288
>>72934290
ulver literally spawned the nu-black microgenre

>>72934306
See
>>72933976

>>72934306
LITERALLY

>>72934204
Black metal is pointless if it just exists to sound pretty.

>>72934306
faggoty hipster americans did

Burzum did more to spawn the nu-black thing than anything Ulver did.

>>72934349
Burzum was actually good, though.

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>it has been seven years since the last Starkweather LP
>see someone ask on their facebook page if there's anything new coming up
>"nothing to report"
killing me.

>>72934235
The most hilarious fact is that Americans in this very thread unironically think that european death metal (especially scandinavian garbage) is the best. You can't be more reddit than this. Do they not know their own scene? What the fuck they are listening?

>>72934306
I like how all of you are only realising this now, suggested by how aggressive you're being towards an otherwise historically well liked album, when this discussion should have happened when actual shit like Sunbather came out.

I mean the things that were appealing to hipster faggots about Deafheaven are the charicature of the things you're critizising Bergtatt for. That is to say, Bergtatt is how it's supposed to be done and stuff like Sunbather is what happens when you do it in the worst possible way.

>>72934379
Old School Florida DM is the best DM

I'm American and I love America

>>72934340
Black metal is pointless if it just exists to fulfill one function and one only

>>72934379
Americans are a very culturally confused people in general.

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Why is this always left out of discussions about second wave black metal? It's one of the great hidden gems.

>>72934379
Everyone thinks that, because it's true. Even the Brazilian and British scenes were better than Amerideath. Just because you (keep saying that you) invented the genre doesn't mean you did it well more than two or three times.

>>72934235
>EVIDENCE: This thread
it is confirmed that at least 70% of metal is from random countries

>>72934410
>Why is this always left out of discussions about second wave black metal?
Maybe when *you're* around. They're the very first band mentioned when the topic leans towards early Burzum

>>72934398
>Brazilian and British scenes were better than Amerideath.
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>72934398
Ulver must be pretty pointless then.

>>72934450
5.3/10 I replied here's your (You)

Hey anons, what genre is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHf6tYmGS3o

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Nokturnal_Mortum/%D0%86%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0/648929/GravenDarken/409713

ok which of you autismos did this

>>72934379
No one post ITT can be proven to support your ridiculous pretense. One guy said Finnish DM was the best, and made no claim to his own nationality.

>>72934412
Low quality b8. Brazil and Britain produced what, 3 notable DM bands each? Are you pretending Benediction is anything but third tier, or do you include the Peaceville 3 bands as death metal?

>>72934474
>Heжeгoль
Stockholm Syndrome Folk Metal

http://www.strawpoll.me/13022762
http://www.strawpoll.me/13022762

>>72934467
I appreciate the (You), but I'm not baiting.
>>72934474
It sounds like an anime opening
>>72934477
>negative review
>70%
Why are MA reviewers so stupid

>>72934570
>Why are MA reviewers so stupid
I think it's because they get a bit more artistic freedom (read, they can be as retarded as they want as long as they don't break any particular site rule) and that kind of ironically attracts the extremists

>>72934306
>licherally

discarded

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>>72934570
>I'm not baiting.
even worse

>>72934626
legitimately discarded

>>72934634
>he can't accept that somebody else has a differing opinion
Are you a child?

>>72934128
>not massive conspiracy or portrait in scarfs

boiiii

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>>72934668
>why can't yout accept that I have a differing opinion???
>>72934450
>>Brazilian and British scenes were better than Amerideath.
>Kill yourself, faggot.

>>72934570
Review inflation is a problem across all forms of media, where 8-10 means something is good, 5-7 means it's bad to below average, and anything else is either completely reprehensible or graded for punitive reasons (e.g. 0% scores because "this album killed X metal").

>>72934703
I accept that some people hold that opinion, I just think they're stupid and should kill themselves. You're acting like it's impossible for my opinion to exist.

>>72934717
I think it's related to academic grading, where a 70% would be a C-. People become accustomed to grading scales in school and then use them in art reviews. Whether they're transferable or not is debatable

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>>72931008

Likferd was their best

>>72934752
>You're acting like it's impossible for my opinion to exist.
This is your opinion:
> they're stupid and should kill themselves
It clearly shouldn't exist.

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Soooo when does summer 4chan start? The shitposting doesn't seem to bad this year. Is this the calm before the storm?

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>>72935077
>The shitposting doesn't seem to bad this year.

AAAAHHHH! SHOW ME YOUR VENOM STRIKE

>>72934823
Yea I was going to touch on that, a C- is equal to 1.7 grade points which is undesirable for college/career prospects (a GPA lower than 3.0 will get you flat out rejected in many cases). So basically anything below a B is perceived as failure, even though a C is supposed to be "average." But I assume this is a mostly American phenomenon.

>>72935091
Last summer there were whole threads getting spammed with practically nothing but memes.

>>72935181
boy the summer has just started

>>72935077

I'm feeling old waiting for the days of wut.bmp shitposting to return. Maybe I'll make a Now 4 thread or something. . .

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>>72935181
>threads getting spammed with practically nothing but memes.

so what's the difference from the usuAL?

>>72935554
Oh you'll see

>>72932056
Fucking Demilich man, that shit makes me feel like a proud Finn.

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Willesden High-Road muwah

>>72935848
>demilich
what the fuck are you talking about

>>72931049

This is a good album. I can tell, because its turned into a meme. Good albums get memed here, because this is a bad general full of plebs and retards

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>>72936023
Except deafheaven and anythign HHH related. That shit's bad fo real
>>72936018
Do you not know the band Demilich?

>>72936018
fucking idiot

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>>72931261
>Want to post Sodom
>Will get memed to oblivion

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>>72936501
>wanting to post Sodom
>liking Sodom in the first place
>Sodom

>>72932591
How is this news not more prominent? Regardless of what you believe racially, this should be a big deal.

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>>72936501
Just do it, get it over with

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>>72931261
Ok, I did it.

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TOMMORROWWWWWW BEEEEEGAAAAT TOMORROWWWWW

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>>72936580
>Sodom

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pick your fighter to defeat the un-kvlt and save metal

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So did they use a bass whammy or some shit?

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>>72936699
>Sodom

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>>72936580

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>>72936699
>bass whammy
>more like ass ram-in

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What does /mu/ think of this album? It's one of those albums that have had such a bad reputation for so long that finding someone who even bothered listening to it becomes harder and harder.

Personally I think it's insanely underrated and it's a great effort, even if it's a victim of the 90s-

>>72936732
>>72936761
>>72936780
ur sodum

>>72936854
You gotta be a very special type of contrarian then. What next, Roots, SotS and Cold Lake are actuallty the best albums in their respective bands' discography?

>>72936854
It's actually a pleb filter. Congrats on not being a pleb.
>>72936885
unlike

>>72936885
those are all pleb filters too

>>72936885
Wouldn't surprise me, given the moronic opinions (ironic or not) I've seen here. However, liking SotS the best isn't contrarian, just pedestrian and uninformed.

>>72937045
Maybe holdingh it in too high esteem, but there's nothing wrong with liking it. It's an objectively good album.

>>72936854
Industrial, groovy post-thrash by the same guy that brought us early 2nd wave bm, 1st wave dm and the angriest thrash album of the 90s? What is there to hate?

>>72937076
No, it's not objectively good.

>>72937076
>>72937154
On its own merits, it's surely not the worst thing ever. Like Wolverine Blues there's some merits to its simple aggression, but both albums lack the grandeur of predecessors which attempted to tackle emotions more complex than SUICIDE SUICIDE SUICIDE.

>>72937217
>On its own merits, it's surely not the worst thing ever.
Whatever, but it's not objectively good.

any legitimately good albums?

>>72937263
Oh I mistakenly read your post as "it's objectively good," so I was trying to be a touch diplomatic. I agree though, and find the songwriting unimaginative in stark contrast to the earlier works.

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Okay so we've argued a lot about which BLACKLODGE album is the best.

But I think we should trust an AI's opinion on the matter.
So if one of you normies has an iPhone, can you ask Siri what's the best Blacklodge album, and report?

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>>72933292
WORKING CLASS!!! ALL DAY SO I DONT HAVE TO SEE YOUR FAAAACCCCE!!!

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>>72937329
Objectively the best album

>>72937359
is this seriously what she said?
what a fucking pleb

>>72937154
>>72937263
Except it is. It's objectively good. As long as we all work under the assumption that there must be albums that are good and albums that are bad, instead of opting for the extremist, solipsist idea that since all critique ever expressed about an album is subjective, individual and therefore of no use as a general indicator of an album's quality, then that album is objectively good.
>>72937297
SotS

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>>72937329
>we've argued a lot about which BLACKLODGE album is the best.
I don't think we have...

>>72937458
I've heard some claim that Machination or even Login:SataN were better.

I mean it's clearly wrong, seeing how even T/me is better than Login:SataN, but I'd like to know what Apple's memebot girl has to say about it.

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Anyone here seen vargs pits?

>>72937494
>Login:SataN
Might be a tie with solarkult actually

didn't much care for t/me

>>72937404
I don't think you've even heard it friend.

>>72937431
All you've done is establish a premise that an album may be objectively good, not contend why that applies to SotS.

>>72937537
Why does he look like Lars?

>>72937537
>My hair isnt greying!
>I-I p-promise!!!!

>>72937540
Oh I don't doubt that it's a good Black Lodge album, but it just isn't even a Blacklodge album.

You'd think a memebot like her would be into industrial BM.

>>72937494
>disliking Login:SataN
b l s
Login:SataN is great, raw, intense, heroin rambling IBM

MachinatioN has the best beats

Solarkult has the best production, the greatest dramatic weight and impact (so many excellent opening riffs it's ridiculous) and the best lyrics

they're all pretty close to me, i'd say MachinatioN is my favorite just for Culto Al Sol

don't care for T/me at all

>>72937540
>not contend why that applies to SotS.
I don't need to

>>72937668
I like Login:Satan
But it's got no OOMPH

Also, T/me feels more like heroin ramblings and it's got those THICC stoner-ish oriental riffs and complex industrial soundscapes

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Post actual pleb filters

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>>72937589
>Siri's face when she listens to MachinatioN

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>just listened to this back to back
albums like this?

Any good symphonic death metal rec's?

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>>72937741

>>72937800
Literally NSBM by the looks of it

>>72937724
yeah Login:SataN doesn't have that OOMPH factor that the others albums have where your face gets nailed to the back of your skull as soon as the beats come in

It has a very rusty, industrial wasteland-ish type of atmosphere instead, kinda like a mix between Paradise Lost and Tetsuo The Iron Man, if that makes any sense. I enjoy it a lot, specially Need a Needle to Tap in the Vein, this weird ramble about how Saint Vincent needs his heroin because the needle hole is a connection to SataN and telling God to fuck of and look at his arm, it's very goofy but at the same time fairly interesting, kinda like a satanic Naked Lunch

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>>72937842
>symphonic death metal

>>72937903
>if that makes any sense
Doesn't, really.

>>72937888
https://youtu.be/MlPxdNEoq-E
give it a listen

>>72937976
nigga that was generic as fuck

>>72937903
>It has a very rusty, industrial wasteland-ish type of atmosphere instead, kinda like a mix between Paradise Lost and Tetsuo The Iron Man, if that makes any sense.
Mh no, that's the rest of his discography. Especially T/me and Solarkult.
>it's very goofy but at the same time fairly interesting, kinda like a satanic Naked Lunch
Mh no, that's actually Diapsiquir's older releases, before it became christian rap

>>72937916
>>72937842
Septicflesh

that's all

>>72938090
oh you mean overdramatic crap like late era behemoth

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>>72936699
>>72936580
I don't understand the boner over these two particular albums. The sound quality is pretty bad in PM and the songs in AO just kinda suck
Unpopular opinion: Sodom picked up after the 2000s and have been consistently producing better albums since and including M-16

The self titled album is underrated af

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>>72938326
>The self titled album is underrated af
>more like self-dilded anal-bum

>>72938326
I think M-16 is their best desu
But I can can see why people like the old Sodom, it's got that stripped down punky feel

>>72931261
Currently listening to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gH0s2SH30I

It's good.

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>>72938326
>He said Sodom

>>72931261
atm Black Future muh dood

>>72938326
Only plebs can't into AO

>>72931405
Morbid is fukken evil but Schizo is best bc it's fucking nasty and the drumming sounds like it was done by a uncivilized savage. Fucking Igor never sounded so thunderous.

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Yes, I fucking love glam
Yes, 80s metal is the only non nu-male metal. In the 80s there were no nu-males.

>>72938723
I find schizo has the most memorable riffs, but I still go for the tasty primitiveness of their earlier work
>>72938747
>In the 80s there were no nu-males.
There were no nu-males a handful of years ago, doesn't mean musc that's older than them can't be nu-male

>>72938747
No, they had nu romantics instead

>>72938788
and the original emos

Bestial Devastation (the track) is practically black metal, such that Von would rip it off years later. How did they do it?

>>72938788

Well, you are right.But I do believe even those neo-romantic faggots were as not as much as shitty as our nu-males.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmGMzyajA2U

>>72938786

But how can a band be for nu-males, if the musicians themselves are not?

>>72938844
>But how can a band be for nu-males, if the musicians themselves are not?
Just look at darkthrone

>>72937431
Shut the fuck up. This is the dumbest post I've seen here is some time. Leave and never come back.

>>72938844
>But how can a band be for nu-males, if the musicians themselves are not?
Burzum.

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>>72931261
the GOAT

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>>72934084

>listening to cuckthory

>>72938945
Marie pegs louis through, hes said it a few times on his channel

>>72938945
this

>>72938844
That song blows, but the movement did produce a few decent tracks and was itself a descendant of earlier glam rock. This video is something else:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMThz7eQ6K0

What music of note have nu males produced today? Nothing really, since they are cultural parasites and contribute nothing for fear of being "problematic." These people will have you believe Beyonce is the pinnacle of artistic expression in our time.

>>72938929
>I can't brain

>>72938844
>But how can a band be for nu-males, if the musicians themselves are not?
Most numales haven't ever touched an instrument. Look at the numale chart. How many of those albums were made in the past 7 years?

>>72939051
Yeah, you can't brain. Fuck off.

Is Darkthrone n*-m*l* or no?

>>72939070
>n-no u ;_;

http://www.toiletovhell.com/shining-concert-cancelled-due-to-niklas-kvarforths-alleged-actions-in-idaho/
/meal/ lemme hear those thotties

>>72939071
no nigga. how you gonna listen to a blaze and dare to put the word numale and the name darkthrone on the same sentence. hang yourself with barbed wire bb :^)

>>72939092
Are you actually trying to defend that post?

>>72939151
Because jaded shitters can't enjoy things anymore

>>72939190
this

>>72939182
It does the job itself pretty well, I'm just enjoying your massive triggered bitching

>>72939211
>le ebic troll
>triggered!!!
Do you actually get a kick out of this

>>72939151
Because TH

>>72939252
As long as you keep crying about it

>>72939281
You're just sad. Underage, get off my board.

>>72939349
>Underage, get off my board.
>accuses me of being a child
>GET OUT MUH SEKRIT TREE HOUSE NO FAKES ALLOWERD ;_;
I'm not leaving just because a crybaby can't understand a post he disagrees with and proceeds to throw a hissy fit. If I did, I'd have to leave every five posts.

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>>72931261

>>72939417
>thrash

>>72939386
>can't understand a post he disagrees with
No, I do understand it. It's unbelievably stupid pseudo-intellectual bullshit that nobody over 16 should be saying.

>>72939455
Sorry your school system failed you, Roger.

>>72939475
Sorry you're still in your school system.

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Have you remembered to listen to some Rob Rock today?

>>72939522
Oh man you totally burned me, you just implied I'm still in school and, indirectly, that I'm underage! That sure renders anything I might have to say moot! 10/10, you're the man, you know that?

>>72939609
ouch :'(

>>72939525
Great voice

Give me some good albums to cry to

>>72939126
I'm not following your blog, sorry

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>>72940409

>>72940409
sunbather

>>72940446
>>72940469
These wont working for me

is there a worse metal band than cattle decapitation?

>>72940496
>>72940496
Ulver

>>72940496
Not really. I cant see why people like them at all

>>72940496
they arent even that bad desu, their new material is just really shallow, but can be fun on a mindless level. Their early material is pretty decent goregrind as well. I do understand why people dislike them though.
Liturgy or six feet under are the worst metal bands around atm imo.

>>72940496
kaeck, six feet under, deafheaven or emmure

>>72931008
Underrated album. I wish it was more like the demo, though, that shit rips

>>72940496
Random Malaysian TH Ripoff #44245354

>>72940600
>kaeck

>>72939071
>are the champions of old-school shit nu-males?

>>72940550
>>72940600
>Six Feet Under
See, most metal bands can at least be said to put some kind of effort into their music. No matter how bad they fail, even at Liturgy levels of catastrophe, there's usually some modicum of artistic drive that keeps them going. Or if there isn't, at least most of them dissolve and the members get day jobs. SFU on the other hand has had zero raison d'être since day one, and continually defies expectations for absolute shittyness with every release. Their latest abomination of classic metal covers is so execrable, I can't laugh as much as feel sorry that anyone had a part in creating it.

DESU I WANT SHITPOSTING NOW NOW NOW

>>72940711
>zero raison d'être
scheckels

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Remember me?

>>72940754
Well, besides that. They are signed to one of the most palm-rubbing labels in the business after all.

>>72940778
No

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>>72940778
yaaas queen slaaaaaaaaaaay

>>72940778
I remember your hand

>>72940778
not really no

>>72940749
This is the best thing that George Lynch ever did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPOck9FpvGE

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Remember me lads?

>>72934103
these albums are all good

>>72940778
thanks for ruining forgotton tomb for me you worthless piece of garbage

>>72940778
Why's her left hand behind her? What's she hiding?

>>72940778
>>72940805
literally who
not even memeing right now

>>72934477
tl;dr pls

>>72940867
kim kelly. idk much about her but from what dmu said i gather shes the anita sarkeesian of metal

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'Member me?

>>72940863
some kind of mutant crab hand

>>72940833
Thanks for reminding me to give this a listen

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Remember me /metal/?

>>72935181
>Implying the Sodom meme isn't enough evidence summer has begun

>>72940841
?

>>72940907
I remember you every time I hear another shitty nu-black band.

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Is this album worth listening to?

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>>72940920
The Sodom meme has been around for like half a year by now, newfriend.

>>72940943
legitimately up to you, seems to be a love or hate thing

>>72940944
Nah I'm not new, just took a break for a while
We used to be able to discuss good thrash bands without middle school humor derailing everything

>>72940944
>implying we're not in a state of eternal Summer

>>72940981
>We used to be able to discuss good thrash bands

this never happened

>>72940987
>>72940987
>>72940987

>>72931034
>The synths on Lake Of Fire

>>72940982
oh boyo just wait another week or two...

>>72940900
her hand is sooo hawt
>>72940421
fuck you then faggot

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>>72931261