/metal/ general

avant-thrluigi

reminder to pay no mind to OP's weak attempts to dismiss glam metal as a meme

The first two Motley Crue albums are really good

>>70884676
Glam is the least meme metal sub genre, cant even prove me wrong

>>70884675
Now that's a meme

>>70884702
that is correct.

Which makes OP's efforts all the more laughable.

>>70884702
yet here we are

that was easy

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>>70884702

>>70884716
Im OP though sweetie pie
>>70884719
Not an argument

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Don't mind me, posting the greatest glam band of all time

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>>70884702
Glam is a good genre

>>70884726
Glam is also the least reddit subgenre.

What are you trying to achieve?

>>70884743
mediocre

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>>70884754
absolutely

now post floof

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>>70884743
>Emo band called a glam band

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>>70884788
>emo

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>>70884762

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I AM THE EMPEROR

GLAM:
Sexual intercourse with women
Fashion sense
Posiftivity
Patriarchal
Guitar virtuosos
Understandble vocals
OTHERS:
Darkness
Fake satanism
Autism
Illegible band names
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
Virginity
Screaming

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>>70884835
I AM
THE EMPEROR
I AM
THE EMPEROR
I AM
THE EMPEROR
I AM
THE EMPEROR
I AM
THE EMPEROR
etc...

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>>70884835
I AM THE TABLE

>>70884884
I'm afraid I don't quite follow.

>>70884860
You forgot: genuine emotion and catchy vocals in glam

>>70884888
No, you're just an abortion that failed.

>>70884860
>feminine nu-males crossdressing
>patriarchal

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>>70884895
Thorns vs Emperor includes a remix of that song where that line is repeated over and over again.

Haven't you listened to it?

do you even Thorns?

>>70884783
muh dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9_SEr-ORyk

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>>70884919
I didn't listen to it, sorry to say, but I definitely will tomorrow.

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>feminine nu-males crossdressing

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>this thread

Why is doom the best?

objectively the pinnacle of power ballads, nothing else in glam compares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTo1zOMYhRg

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>>70884915
>feminine nu-males crossdressing
>>70884939
Loving the djent influences

>>70884915
nu-males are meek glasses-wearing 20-something wannabe intellectuals with short hair and a crossdressing fetish, clumsily attempting to look manly by cosplaying as lumberjacks. Milquetoast as fuck.

glam metal musicians are healthy, strong men with long hair who show off their virility and occasionally repurpose women's accessories to make themselves more princely and ostentatious. Bold and powerful.

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>>70884888
I AM THE WAR

>>70884985
That albums is neo-classical-shred though

>>70885022
And glam

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>>70884835
I AM RAPE
I AM HATE

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>>70885022
>neo-classical shred
HA!
NOBODY can even COMPARE to THE GREAT KAT in terms of SHRED and neo-classical GUITAR MASTERY!!!!!

BOW TO YOUR GODDESS THE GREAT KAT, THE REINCARNATION OF BEETHOVEN!!!!

>>70884985
>house destroyed by earthquake
>mother and brother dies
>girlfriend runs off with another man
>ends up in coma from car crash proceeds to write the best album of his career

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I AM REAAAAALIIITY

>>70885052
this meme was never funny and i laugh at everything

>>70885075
it's not supposed to be a meme or funny it's just cute, you big dumb meme man

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>>70885052
>neo-classical shred
Cute

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>heaviest album in existence isn't even metal

l m a o

>>70884985
not even the best song on that album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usHXibS47es

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>>70885052
>kat will never jump on your dick

>>70885319
kat is for ____

>>70885345
ignoring

>>70885399
mean

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>>70885345
fuggin

>>70885319
;_;

>>70885345
loving

>>70885345
headpats

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I'm still searching for some other Metal albums with, on the cover, a big planet in the corner, like this album of Nocturnus.
Also, I already know about the Vektor one, I'm looking for other covers in the same style.

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>>70886013
>tfw i wanted to post something about Thresholds just before seeing your post
anyway it's this

>>70886114
Someone already gave me this cover before, I already saved it, but thank you Anon.

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>>70886013

>>70884653
Fuck glam

>>70886013
You didnt like my Lesbian cover? Wtf man

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>>70886013

>>70886277
This one is really nice, thank you.

http://iprobablyhateyourband.com/articles/addressing-the-ne-obliviscaris-shitstorm-and-the-culture-of-abuse/

Thoughts?

>>70886322
Amazing artwork, I save it too, thanks !

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>>70884835
I AM THE VOID

>>70886333
I'm not even opening that shit

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Why is metal than relies on oldschool values and not crystal clear Nuclear Blast style production so good?

Why are these new-ish bands paying tribute to what metal was all about back in the day doing it in a fresh and perhaps somewhat superior way?

Mithras, Blood Incantation, Pissgrave, Horrendous etc.

I need more of this in all genres. When bands like Overkill and Amon Amarth are just phoning it in with album after album and sterile atmospheres - it's so refreshing to see these other, more somewhat underground bands do it right.

Out of interest does anyone know a modern album that pays tribute to the 90s melodeath sound?

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Been sitting in my closet for months. Don't know what to do with them. Anyone want?

>>70884653
I'm looking for some glam/goth crossover like Vision Thing by The Sisters of Mercy.
Can you recommend me some stuff?

I think The Cult is similar, but I haven't check it yet.

>>70886345
NeO kicked out their bassist due to domestic abuse

>>70886376
what a bunch of faggots

>>70886352
>fuck bands wo do something different I will rather listen to the same bland OSDM worship

Then ust listen to real OSDM faggot

>Pissgrave
yop kek they are fucking horrible

>>70886352
You're nearly a decade late to the party, pretty much everything has gone through a revival since ~2010. Try Morbus Chron.

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So this is pretty cool.

>>70886352
Because you have been brainwashed by DMU

>>70886372
https://youtu.be/wSV6R9ZVFFY

>>70886343
nice filename

>>70886352
>Mithras, Blood Incantation, Pissgrave, Horrendous
you CAN'T expect anyone to take your seriously after this namedrop

>>70886388
i was listening to Thy Catafalque earlier tbf and yea Pissgraves riffs arent actually super great but i think the production is neat haha, i listened to Violet Cold i think they are pretty interesting but i know i will get shat on for saying that

>>70886398
the revival has been happening for a while i know but a lot of the releases in the past 3 years seem a lot fresher than the start? i'd like to see the thrash revival be more original for instance. i can't really get into Vektor, the only band that has really impressed me is Ranger just for being 100% speed metal clichés

also is it just me or whenever someone posts something positive in /metal/ there's always someone who has to shit on your parade just for the sake of it

>>70886441
what in gods name am i supposed to name-drop? releases that no one has ever heard of before? soulside journey? that's so daft

just rec. me some cool stuff and ill be happy

>>70886404
dmu categorically shits on everything that (ostensibly) flies under the superficial label of "revivalism" though so this is just unfounded muh elitist fearmongering

>>70886412
thanks

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Did you guys buy your XL dmu™ t-shirt yet?

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>>70886601
>somebody out there wears a DMU t-shirt

>>70886464
well it'd only make sense that the longer it went on the more people would consciously push the movement but I don't think it's necessarily fresher (if this is meant to mean in terms of quality) than like the first Dead Congregation or Cruciamentum demo from the start

for thrash what have you tried? I think Hades Archer, Ares Kingdom, last year's Ripper are solid but honestly there's only so much you can do with thrash before veering into the direction of what Vektor are doing (which I've been a fan of since Black Future desu) without just going black/thrash or death/thrash

>>70886635
>Ripper
good shouts esp. one above. thanks

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why the fuck did it take me so long to get this album

Apparently not even Arghoslent are DMU approved now lmao

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did somebody say Vektor?

>>70886934
no nobody said Vektor

Go back to your cave or i'll pull out the whip

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>>70887019
you just said it

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>>70886934
hey its me your vektor

What the fuck is this genre called? I want more of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI_8aMOqANg

>>70887226
...it's gay

https://open.spotify.com/user/lurilas/playlist/6vcuBc6t62O6Mb3Fb1c4be playlist i've been listening

>>70887273
no shit mate, it's metal

>>70887226
Blackened cuck metal

>>70887283
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3snYaofZ2E
what the fuck are these vocals lmao (I like it)

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>>70885007
I AM THE LAW

>>70887553
is this catcore? sounds like hissing

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>>70885007
>>70887566

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>>70887553
That's just regular core nonsense
>>70887566
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

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>>70886352
try this my guy

>>70887553
Is that fucking Donald Duck?

>>70886754
GHOULS
ATTACK THE CHURCH

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taking my coffee Norwegian Black for a week and I want to tell everybody

Do you ever think maybe we should just admit that all Metal sounds kind of bad and everyone's just pretending?

>>70887824
n-no

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>>70887776

>>70887824
i think it's just you

and also you're gay

>ywn take a bald, pentagram-bound succubus to the bone zone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyxs8vceiiY

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>>70886762
>giving a shit what DMU thinks

>>70887847
Someone should make leaky versions of these bottles for Dead and Euronymous

>>70888092
me on the right

AND THE BANDS PLAYED ON!

where do I illegally download music if piratebay doesn't have it

>>70888424
google

>>70887283
>not using play.spotify

>>70888424
you must be 18+ to post here

>>70888424
You rip the CDs you've purchased.

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>>70888785
>not purchasing your music on floppy disk

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>>70888845
>not floppy vinyl

>>70888845
Rip them then.

>>70888876
i was just listening to that the other day

MASS HYPINOSIS

>>70886361

>>70888876
Awesome music.
You, sir, have good tastes.

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>>70886361
oh jesus christ, anon Y E S

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GAY
LADS
AREN'T
METAL

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What's some real thinking man's metal? I'll start. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVjyMeFpKdI

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>>70889725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFt56Qlt52M

>>70889807
what the fuck man thats not funny i just ruptured my dogs ear drums

HUH

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>>70889853
lmao dat nigga ear drums got slammed

why did fleshgod apocalypse turn into a dimmu borgir clone

I've decided the best way to listen to metal is through loudspeakers whilst wearing headphones unplugged (i.e. earmuffs)
This way you get the feeling of the bass and kick drums coming into the room but you don't get too much volume to experience the nuances

I need you guys to help me find a black metal song.

All I can remember (other than incoherent noises that I'll never be able to type out) is that the guy said "skigge" a lot, like at the end of every bar for one of the verses, and it sounded like he was saying "chicken." Also, at the end of one of the verses he just screeches in pain and it jumps into instrumentals.

That's all I can remember it from, I thought it was Darkthrone but when I listened to Quintessence I realized I was misremembering. So I haven't found the song yet.

Plz halp.

>>70890247
sounds like forsaken vulture

>>70890272
That was it, thanks!

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Libertheme is unnnfffffff

>>70890272
Nah the band I'm thinking of is much more mainstream, couldn't find any results for Forsaken Vulture so they must be pretty underground.

>>70890315
Oh okay, it's a meme. Great.

>>70890316
Nice make up brah

Post wacky meal videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7E2mx6Tres

>>70890395
<insert Korpiklaani video here>

slow night huh

>walked in on my 15 year old sister getting fucked by a nigger
>told parents
>they don't care

Metal for this feel?

>>70891010
You know the only way to fix this is to convert her to the white dick

>>70891010
arghoslent

>>70891010
I also request metal for something that never happened

post black metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBy2zVQb_x4

>>70891132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8j0vdTfQ8Y

>>70891010
Absurd

>>70891148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81seEy_VRc0

>>70891165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNByX5nuHI

>>70891196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1CAAyoV6w8

>>70891132
I'm horny for Horna.
Best logo ever.

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post some 80s blackened crust power metal lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PldQtVr1rXA

>>70891010
sounds like your parents aren't racist and also aren't the type of idiots who go PROTECT MUH DAUGTHER'S SANCTITY and more than likely only give a shit about her having sex if her boyfriend a) isn't high-school age or b) isn't wearing a condom

fuck off

>>70891405
Power-Crust GISM was best GISM desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMvLvsdBzuE

Also their dead guitarist's glam metal group was nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jItBanx6XE

>>70891491
lol

what's the angriest metal track
don't care what the anger is directed at, just the magnitude of it

>>70891778
pantera - walk

>>70891778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0luPiZg5wIA

>>70891778
It's probably not the angriest, but it came to mind

>>70891857
Oops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Oo-a-Vaso

>>70891778
Either this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cixczzF0A10
Or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aS5fI8Tqz4

>>70891778
Gotta be Pantera, either Slaughtered or Becoming.

>>70891491
I said nigger, not niglet.

>>70891888
Hate Hate Hate trips confirm

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>>70891778
pure raw anger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNRQIX8Cu44

>when the 4:10 hits

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>>70884835
I am the working class

>>70891934
MY INSTINCTS ARE FLAWED
I'M STARVED AND TOO WEAK TO BELIEVE
EXOSKELETAL
EMPTY AND GROUNDED
IN AN INSECT MALFUNCTION
I TORE OFF MY GODDAMN WINGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abDVeyUfLsw

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What are you blasting, fagots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI_D_cnrGco
This album is beautiful and it's not even their best

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what kind of metal should I listen to if I'm a 1337 hacker?

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Glam Rock is one of the greatest genres in rock history, and Glam Metal is one of the fucking worst.

So why are you focusing on the wrong one?

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>>70893103
So glad you asked

>>70893149
Who the fuck is, though

>>70893103
MASTER BOOT RECORD

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>>70893194
perfect

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Post 2017 albums you've enjoyed so far

>>70891491
>responding to it seriously
>still failing to address the main "problem"
top cuck

>>70891010
Skrewdriver

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>>70893382

>tfw androgynous multiracial pansexual otherkin
metal for this feel?

>>70893546
forsaken vulture

>>70893546
Violet Cold

>>70893546
Someting Metalsucks approved

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rec more like this

>>70893997
Just listen to the bands on their patches

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>a bold new direction deeply inspired by 70s prog

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ayyy lmao

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>for the first day in 3+ months I got to work at my desk instead of a warehouse
I listened to so much metal today, lads

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>>70894201
>being a wagecuck

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B̶u̧i̛ld̢͘͢ ̶̧m͢e̷͞ ͘an̶ ̀̀a͠r͜͡my͡ ̸w͠͝o͝r̕t͟h͘̕y̨̢ ̶o͡f͘ ̢M̧ơ͝rd̴or.

>>70894263
It's true, I can't deny it.

what are some /metal/ approved jobs

>>70894319
working at the post office

>>70894319
blacksmithing

>>70894319
mortician

>>70894319
designing and publishing your own racist role playing game

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holy shit

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>>70891405
holy fuck this is awesome

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>>70894319
operator

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>mfw all the Mastodon dickriders in the comments for Show Yourself are just swallowing Mastodon's cum and post about how amazingly artistic and progressive they are for making a pop track

>>70894415
It's Load and Reload all over again

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>technical doom metal

>>70894685
0---------------0---------------00--------------0---------------

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>>70894685
>Confessor
>Abstrakt Algebra

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Just started trying to get into more metal
Started of with pic related.
What do you guys think of it?

>>70894370
i know right?

>>70894738
what the fuck is this gibberish

>>70891405
>blackened powerglam thrash crust album caled "punks is hippies"

what did they mean by this?

also where's the doom in all that?

>>70894819
Guitar notation.

>>70894864
Can't be, it's way too technical.

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>>70894819
>Look Jessica, he doesn't get the tab meme!

>>70884653
>tfw you will never be in a big glam band in the 80's selling millions of records, doing drugs and banging top tier 80's groupies and unashamedly showing off your wealth by wasting money on sports cars and fancy houses, while showing how secure you are with your masculinity by dressing like a chick.
>tfw your career will never take a nosedive in the 90's and you will never get to attempt to revive it by making a derided glam/grunge crossover that only gets a gold certification
why live?

>>70884653
Glam Metal for the discriminating ear: https://rateyourmusic.com/list/DeathRiderDoom/glam_metal_and_hard_rock_for_the_discriminating_ear/

Personal favorites: Dokken, W.A.S.P., Skid Row, Banshee, Twisted Sister, early Stryper, Kuni, Metalwolf, London, Warrant, Kix, Ratt, early Motley Crue

>>70894319
physician, esp surgeon

>>70894771
fokin good mate

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>>70894319
Gay bodybuilder

>>70894771
I don't know; what music do they play and what else have you listened to so far?

>>70894771
please be baiting

>>70894319
handjob

>>70895005
atmospheric black metal with alot of folk influences

desu this is like the first black metal album ive listen to all the way thorough. ive listened to little bits and pieces that i see posted in here but other than that, nothing much

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>>70895048
>not hotdogging while blasting buttmetal

>>70895032
sadly, im not

>>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p>>>/h/eres>>>/a/>>>/s/tory>>>/a/bout>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/g/uy>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/n>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/w/orld>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/d/ay>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/n/ight>>>/a/nd>>>/e/verything>>>/h/e>>>/s/ees>>>/i/s>>>/jp/ust>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ike>>>/h/im>>>/i/nside>>>/a/nd>>>/o/utside>>>/b/lue>>>/i/s>>>/h/is>>>/h/ouse>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/w/indow>>>/a/nd>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/c/orvette>>>/a/nd>>>/e/verything>>>/i/s>>>/b/lue>>>/f/or>>>/h/im>>>/a/nd>>>/h/imself>>>/a/nd>>>/e/verybody>>>/a/round>>>/c/ause>>>/h/e>>>/a/int>>>/g/ot>>>/n/obody>>>/t/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/t/o>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ee>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ie>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/h/ouse>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/w/indow>>>/b/lue>>>/i/s>>>/t/he>>>/c/olour>>>/o/f>>>/a/ll>>>/t/hat>>>/i/>>>/w/ear>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/s/treets>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/t/he>>>/t/rees>>>/a/re>>>/t/oo>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/g/irlfriend>>>/a/nd>>>/s/he>>>/i/s>>>/s/o>>>/b/lue>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/p/eople>>>/h/ere>>>/t/hat>>>/w/alk>>>/a/round>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ike>>>/m/y>>>/c/orvette>>>/i/ts>>>/s/tanding>>>/o/utside>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/w/ords>>>/i/>>>/s/ay>>>/a/nd>>>/w/hat>>>/i/>>>/t/hink>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ee>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ie>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/h/ouse>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/w/indow>>>/b/lue>>>/i/s>>>/t/he>>>/c/olour>>>/o/f>>>/a/ll>>>/t/hat>>>/i/>>>/w/ear>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/s/treets>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/t/he>>>/t/rees>>>/a/re>>>/t/oo>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/g/irlfriend>>>/a/nd>>>/s/he>>>/i/s>>>/s/o>>>/b/lue>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/p/eople>>>/h/ere>>>/t/hat>>>/w/alk>>>/a/round>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ike>>>/m/y>>>/c/orvette>>>/i/ts>>>/s/tanding>>>/o/utside>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/w/ords>>>/i/>>>/s/ay>>>/a/nd>>>/w/hat>>>/i/>>>/t/hink>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>/d/a>>>/b/a

>>70895103
wtf

>>70895103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD8ftp4ntow

>>70895069
Here's a list, you tell me what you've listened to
Ulver's debut
Borknagar's debut
In The Woods....' Debut
Primordial's debut
Enslaved's debur
Drurkh's first three albums
Solefald's debut
Ragnarok's debur
Sólstafir's Til Valhallar
Windir - 1184
Sort Vokter - Folkloric Necro Metal
Wyrd's first four albums or at least the Inmost Night Part I & II albums
Burzum's Filosofem
Negură Bunget - 'N Crugu Bradului & Om

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>>70895179
>1184
sorry meant Sóknardalar

Can we make a chart of actual cuck metal? By that I mean bands that have written songs about getting cuckolded as opposed to using cuck to refer to anything you don't like.
>inb4 Type O Negative and Emmure

>>70894319
chimney sweeper

>>70895179
absolutely none of those
so im guessing i need to listen those?
like i said im a /newfag/ to metal

>>70895237
>inb4 Type O Negative
But that's literally essential cuck metal

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>>70895237
Leonard Cohen
>>70895274
All those and add Falkenback and Summoning's respective debuts

>>70895354
got it, thanks for the recs
gotta lotta listening to do

Yeah, I listen to progressive metal
Animals as Leaders, Periphery, Tesseract, the list goes on...

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Post patrician metal fetishes
>motörhead riffs with black metal vocals

>>70895445
I like Midnight too

>>70895418
OK. They're pretty decent bands.

This idea that your post is a joke is an example of why /meal/ and /mu/ in general is shit.

>>70895445
Slow and tranquile guitar figures while drums go blastbeasting berzerk

>>70895482
t. butthurt djentist

>>70895482
>they're pretty decent bands
AAL has a few good songs but if this is decent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spCmStMOiHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO_Cp-Qlg5E
Then boy are your standards fucked

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>>70895445
>motörhead riffs with death metal vocals

maybe I'm just a pussy but a lot of Andrew Jackson Jihad hits me right in the feels.

>>70895505
I actually don't listen to any djent. Mostly black metal, death metal and hardcore/metalcore. Not that me listening to djent would make me any less reasonable, but I don't in the first place.

>>70895506
>songs

Pieces or tracks, brah.

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>>70895445
>non-Gothenburg melodies mixed with aggressive thrash riffs

even though I have never heard such a thing, I can still imagine it

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>>70895534
>>motörhead riffs with power metal vocals

>>70895553
shit wrong thread

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>>70895534
>Sepultura covering Orgasmatron

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>motörhead riffs with Vektor - Terminal Redux vocals

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>motörhead riffs with Björn "Speed" Strid vocals

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>>70895574
>motörhead riffs with james hetfield vocals

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>motorhead riffs with glam vocals

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>motörhead vocals with black metal riffs

>motörhead riffs
>only motörhead riffs

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>motorhead riffs with clean female vocals

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>motörhead riffs with no vocals
>just more motörhead riffs

>motörhead anti-riffs

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>motörhead riffs
>no motörhead vocals
It still fucking hurts

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>>70895802
>killed by death
really makes you think

>>70895836
that OJ is so metal

>>70895851
scurvy is definitely not kvlt

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>>70895534
>>70895574
>>70895604
>>70895648
>>70895693
>>70895709
>>70895760
>>70895761
>>70895769
>>70895779
>>70895780
>>70895802

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>>70895875
they're dead lol

rec me some albums with fast drumming
preferable double kick trough the whole album

What did he mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsAfk_e4ac8

>motörgaze
Would such a thing even be possible?

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvd9AvjHbJg
>mfw those hundreds of comments shitting on watchmojo for not including people=shit on the list

>>70895969
I love to hate WatchMojo.

>>70895969
>first riff is Walk by Pantera
This is going to be a very very bad list

>>70896010
It's WatchMojo. All of their lists are bad, without exception.

>>70895969
They didn't even try on this one

>>70896078
watchmojo is one of the best arguments against vox populi

>>70896111
That is true

I was just wondering, do they make these lists based on the lowest common denominator or just a simple Google search?

Why does /mu/ frontpage metal-rickroll me? Well, I kinda like the song anyway.

>>70896168
>>70889338

Oh I found the thread, thought it was stickied

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>>70896168
>>70896186

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more like this but with gooder vocals

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>>70896459

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>>70889306
>HE

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>>70896550
HAS

>>70895905
nothing?

>>70896485
i know about it, good album

>>70895905
So just speedmetal

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>mfw exclusively listening to death/doom so far this year

>>70884835
I AM THE PROGRESS

>listening to recordings of dead people
2spooky4me

Has the Mandela Effect affected your favorite albums?

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>>70896995
>Mandela Effect
Rec me more conspiracy core

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>>70897045
Hypocrisy unironically believes in ayyy lmaos

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Is it poetry?

>>70896995
my whole life i thought the mayhem song was "pagan tears" but apparently it's "pagan fears"

>>70895898
DELET

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>>70895802
Lemmy's only gone if we forget him.
As far as I'm concerned, he's just playing a gig in Valhalla.

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>>70894738
FOLLOW THE SMOKE TO THE RIFF FILLED LAND

>>70897542
Holy shit I'm listening to that right now

>>70897542
Holy shit I'm listening to that right now

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What's so special about this album?

>>70897733
it takes some listens to finally click, or at least it did for me
i used to think it was some generic osdm but it's actually really good

>>70898293
>>70898293
>>70898293