716: Campfire Tales
Written by Barry Safchik & Michael Platt
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ybo28
The Movie Junior Novel is storytimed here!
>>30832018
The Movie The Great Princess Caper storytimed here!
>>30837204
The Art of My Little Pony The Movie storytimed here!
>>30841557
(movie spoilers all around)
Flash Magnus's story points at a history of... less than perfect relations betwixt ponies and dragons. Magic goes a way but quick wits and cunning are some of the best defensive tools for ponies in a hostile situation like that. It's good, too, though, that modern efforts to be more diplomatic are on their way.What would Ember think of the story, anyway?
>>30843593
Previous thread.
The Movie Prequel #3 still storytimed here!
>>30786483
715: Triple Threat
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xf5uv
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
717: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
718: Daring Done -When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.
719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
720: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
721: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
722: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
724:Uncommon Bonds
725:Shadow Play, Part I
726:Shadow Play, Part II
>>30847063
>>30847072
Why can't we be friends?
>>30847080
My best friend is a pony, I don't need you people.
>>30847080
why can't you let them be just friends?
Just gonna say it, Bojack Horseman is a better cartoon than MLP.
>>30847094
They are friends.
GIRLfriends
>>30847080
Meanwhile Fluttershy Panka and AJ are left as fourth wheels.
>>30847094
They literally stood next to each other before, Oh my GOD do you even watch the show?
>>30847080
Guys, guys. One word.PinkieRariTwiFlutterAppleDash
Think about it.
>>30847099
Well that's just plain wrong
>>30847094
Because being best friends is so much better. The best, you could even say.
>>30847104
They can't all get gay married.
>>30847104
Into the oven you go.
>>30847104
That sounds like friendship and that's just gay
>>30847111
One of them is a fucking Princess, they can do whatever she wants.
Is the changelings' transformation racist? Black changelings are portrayed as evil.
>>30847134
Super racist.
And the next episode is about making the few remaining black ones erase their culture
>>30847134
You're racist for thinking changelings are evil because they're black.
>>30847140
I'm just going with what the show give us.
filly says politics is for morons
Alicorn Dash when?
>>30847150
pony no
it's not that bad yet
>>30847150
Push it pony.
Let's both enjoy the sweet embrace of death
>>30847158
Don't use the fillies as your mouthpiece. Leave their little mouths alone.
>this exists
>>30847150
Pony wait!
Can I use your body when you're done?
>>30847185
Why?
Just why?
>>30847185
i don't understand the message
>>30847185
The fact that such a thing even had to be made is sad.
>>30847159
Nah. You can't improve perfection, and she's already perfect.
>>30847180
Filly says no
>>30847185
Am I stupid if I'm confused?
>>30847192
Obviously Big Mac and Rainbow Dash are nazis, so they have to go.
>>30847195
What's she the princess of? Being a cunt?
>>30847159
Dash would probably have to give up the wonderbolts if she became a princess.
Plus it would involve a ton of boring shit that she wouldn't care for.
>>30847200
>wanting to get rid of Big Mac
>>30847185
Is this some sort of antifa thing?
>>30847223
looks like it
people are throwing a fit over non-problems again
>>30847214
He's a cis red male, Anon.
He's toxic to the show and it's fanbase of transpony genderfluid pan-bear fuckgoggles.
>>30847202
I love the Princess Of Being A Cunt.
>>30847159
Dash is kinda neat looking with a giant spike driven into her head.
>>30847226
When will we just start blasting these faggots with wooden dowels wherever they show up?
>>30847214
Why bother? He will never be a princess;_;
>>30847227
>tfw the writers want to turn the show into the next Steven Universe.
>>30847246
Twilight is going to cry every other episode?
>>30847246
Steven Universe has really good music.
And really shitty everything else.
>>30847243
Bloomy.
>>30847253
>>30847246
Just pointing out, this is neither SUG nor POLG. Stick to the ponies or shut the fuck up
>>30847263
>>30847263
apple horses?
>>30847264
I remember when MLPG was a fun place where we could talk about other stuff.
She will grow up to be a classy and intelligent mare.
>>30847268
Same. Now it's apple this, or apple that. Can't even mention best pone unless it's apple related.
>>30847268
Ah yes, good memories. Then poltards and weebs popped up
Filly awoke the Dark Lord from his eternal slumber.
>>30847276
>weebs
But I talked about anime here too, anon. I preferred coming to MLPG to talk anime instead of going to /a/
>>30847275
>best pone
>NOT Apple related
But this makes no sense
>>30847278
Filly just needs to put a sticky grenade on his chest
The dark lord has demanded more fillies.
>>30847276
where do you even think we are
>>30847246
>tfw idiots on the internet think the show runners want to do things they don't want to do
>>30847264
Go be a faggot somewhere else.
Whatever happened to that pony we used to post
>>30847281
>not wanting to discuss argument x in the board dedicated to argument x because "fuck da police I do what I want"
Textbook definition of shitposting
>>30847286
It's the apple curse
No apple pony can be best pony.
AJ's mother has that power because she's a pear
Reminder that it's still National Matchmaking Day
>>30847295
I don't know what you're saying
Waifu Wars is Saturday at 5PM Central Time.
Fights here!
Day 1:
Group A:
Chrysalis vs Fluttershy
Treehugger vs Maud Pie
Group B:
Rainbow Dash vs Twilight Sparkle
Princess Celestia vs Lyra Heartstrings
Group C:
Sunset Shimmer vs Pinkie Pie
Princess Cadence vs Trixie
Group D:
Princess Luna vs Vinyl Scratch
Octavia Melody vs Spitfire
>>30847296
I still don't get it.
I mean, look at it: best pone.
Easy as pie.
Filly got into the liquor cabinet.
>>30847274
I don't want her to grow up. She's perfect as she is.
>>30847306
What liquor cabinet, considering I don't drink alcohol?
>>30847320
Hers.
>>30847305
That's not Pie.
>>30847319
Every filly grows up, anon. It's what they crave
>>30847323
So, what's the problem again? She's allowed to have a liquor cabinet but not to get into it?
>>30847328
My filly will be a filly forever.
>>30847328
Adorable little fillies > grumpy old mares.
>>30847338
Oh, so she's going to ask you, all teary eyed, "why am I not growing up like all my friends?" and you'll be telling her "lol, shut up, I don't want you to!" ?
Talk about being a monster.
>>30847311
That's cute.
Stupid as fuck and too gay for anyone with a penis and desire to appear heterosexual to do but cute.
I realized something: Most mature MLP fics are poorly-written garbage, with OOCness, excessive swearing, and hamfisted attempts at covering mature topics.
>>30847349
You should learn to have fun, sometimes, anon
>>30847346
That's why it's important to move a lot, so she won't notice her friends growing up while she stays the same age.
She might get bored of the school material repeating eventually but you can wave that away as her being "so much smarter" than the others. And then bump her up a grade while telling the school she's "gifted".
>>30847360
Or you could reset her memory every now and then.
>>30847351
>Most MLP fics are poorly-written garbage, with OOCness and hamfisted attempts at covering mature topics.
What an epiphany, Mark.
>>30847362
You can also just show her how unhappy mares all grown up are while she gets to stay a cuteand fuckablefilly.
>>30847360
...which would be even worse since, as you probably know, kids make friends a lot more faster than adults. And so you'd end up with a filly sad because her monster of a tutor forces her to NOT have friends because he wants to keep her all for hims-
Wait.
Fuck, that's top green material.
Twilight catches Spike with a beer.
How does she react?
>>30847385
He digests rocks. I don't think a little alcohol is going to affect him
>>30847385
She throws that filth out of her castle and brings out the sherry
>>30847393
But he's underage.
>>30847380
Go for it, it's all yours Anon.
Spike can have a beer by chewing the bottle.
>>30847385
A whole heaping helping of development.
>>30847380
The filly can learn to love me.
>>30847385
What if ponies don't have alcohol and only get tanked off of salt so Twilight doesn't recognize it?
What if alcohol doesn't do anything to Spike on account of him being a dragon?
How would you react if your contrived drama device fizzles out with Spike dumping the beer in the trash because it tastes bad?
Over thirty pounds of Rainbow and Dash.
>>30847412
>>30847422
Maybe dragons aren't affected by alcohol.
And Spike becomes the drinking contest champion of Equestria.
>>30847406
>Anon got a magic filly
>She's cute, clever, adorable
>She also never gets old
>There's a catch tho
>She will stay young and talented as long as anon loves her and wants to keep her on his side
>This forces anon to keep moving and preventing her to make friends
>Which in turn makes her sad
>So, ultimately, anon is forced to decide whether to keep her on his side forever as a cute sad doll or let her become an adult, and experience life like every pony else
I will prolly never put it down, but sure as hell I'll fantasize about it for a good bit
>Anon, what's hentai?
>>30847462
Badly drawn apes having sex in increasingly ludicrous ways and never shutting the fuck up about it
Unicorn filly is sad
Now she's going to grow up into a psychopath
>>30847462
Formal wear for chickens.
>>30847478
Big deal, show me a unicorn who's NOT a psychopath.
All that power rots them from the inside
>Anon, what's SFM anthro futa?
>>30847490
>>30847502
Dude, Dinky spends half of her time with different adult ponies every ep. At this point she probably believes herself to be Noi's mom
>>30847017
>>30847490
>>30847520
>Lyra
>NOT a psychopath
>>30847516Little buddy!
>>30847490
What about Sugar Belle?
>>30847177
When you die you get to go to Earth.
>>30847304
GO FLUTTERSHY
>>30847017
>>30847516
I accidentally a layer
>>30847527
>"YOUR ARMPITS SMELL NICE WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP, ANON"
>>30847520
I just want to toss catnip into the middle of them and watch them freak the rest of the night.
>>30847546
I really liked Equalized Sugar Belle's colors
>>30847527
Every time I think of Sugar Belle I instinctually think she's an earth pony because of her cooking talent.
I feel kinda bad for Vincent Tong. He always seems to play characters that are hated by fans. Flash Sentry, Garble, and Prince Blueblood.
>>30847558
They're all male characters, so yeah.
>>30847558
What else has he done?
>>30847514
I want a filly mom.
>>30847516
>>30847538
Super cute. Thank you.
https://derpibooru.org/1524685
>>30847553
Equalized Sugar Belle was overall way cuter.
>>30847583
>ywn make Dash squeal
I wish to hug the pone.
Don't judge me.
>>30847538
hnnnrgh
>>30847544
OH SHIT
SOMEONE GET THE APPLES
>>30847520
I want to be at the center of a pone cuddle pile.
What would you do if you found a naked mare in your bed tonight?
>>30847627
Climb in and cuddle her to sleep. She's always naked.
Don't think aboutstallion on human female
>>30847558
Garble isn't hated.
And neither is Blueblood, both are valuable villains doing what they do best.
Also one of the best fics I've read was about Blueblood groundhog day'ing the galla night with Rarity over and over.
>>30847627
Ask her why she's there. Then for sex.
Do you think Brian Drummond ever gets pissed when people ask him to say, "It's over 9000!"?
>>30847627
Call and request I be put on psychiatric hold.
After cuddling.
For a prank, Rainbow Dash tells everypony in Ponyville that she has cancer, and has 6 months to live.
>>30847661
>the townwide party she wasn't invited to confuses her, but she crashes it anyway.
>Colt
>>30847445
Wheaties should not be for sad.
>>30847595
This Death Note movie is weird.
Light just shows someone the book for no reason.
>>30847690
>>30847690
Don't look at me like that.
Nobody told me she was your mom.
And how was I supposed to know you couldn't do that in public, it's a cultural thing.
>>30847707
Still cute-
>>30847690
>Filly and colt.
>>30847707
very cute poner
>>30847712
Dumb slant horns.
>>30847720
I get that you're trying to make a racial slur but their horns aren't on a slant
>>30847717
>>30847717
>You will never be a filly and let all the colts have their way with you
This life, why do i still bother
Will this be our last September?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0bdU0Jqd0M
What couldn't a filly do?
>>30847871Be real
>>30847871
Be a doctor
>>30847778
this sure is terrible
also, no
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
I feel like the majority of fans like Spike, just not his episodes.
>>30847886
...Hoof!
>>30847422
>ponies don't have alcohol
>>30847905
That's a fruit juice, like probably coconut or something. Pinkie thought the chalice looked cool, is why she brought it to the party
I want to have a pony virtual assistant
>>30847879
>>30847911
Anon, I don't think ponies would be lining up at sweet apple acres yearly for just some regular cider. you know it's fermented goodness.
>>30847914
She's probably a D.O. at best
>>30847923
it's literally fresh apple juice
>>30847964
It had to be censored for UK audiences
>>30847977
Padonkadonk.
>>30847977
they had to censor the on-show process showing they make fresh apple juice and sell it
>>30848070
Anon I don't know how to tell you this but despite there being non-alcoholic cider, cider in its original manifest is alcoholic.
>>30848094
Anon I don't know how to tell you this but the actual process that was shown was non-alcoholic cider
>>30848101
Stop being retarded, anon
>According to multiple people reporting after watching "Where the Apple Lies", the Netflix version of the episode has replaced all instances of "Cider" with "Juice". This is most likely to appease the UK channel "Tiny Pop" that had to delay this episode due to "Cider" being attributed to alcohol over there. I guess Hasbro just decided to go ahead and make their edited version the official release.
>>30848118
Anon... the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy episode was years ago
>>30848118
Makes me wonder how the UK even allows the show in the first place.
It has VIOLENCE in it!
>>30848125
Awww how cute, moving the goalposts
>>30848134
Anon you haven't even been on the playing field
Pony night clubs
>>30848139
Anon, really, stop. You brought a tennis racket when we're trying to play football here. This is embarrasing
Stupid ciderposters
>>30848147
Sir this is a McDonald's, we don't have a liquor license
Filly wants to cosplay as noobnoob.
Which ponies would be best to go on a road trip with?
>>30848202
Luna and Pinkie
>>30848211
But they would just bring a ton of cheese and confetti
Respectively
>>30848216
I don't see the problem.
Also Pinkie likes to moon people on the freeway.
>>30848248
Do you want to cause an accident, because that's how you cause an accident.
You people are still here?!
>>30848248
Does she give pony road head?
Fillies' a genie in a bottle.
You gotta boop her the right way.
>>30848299
I'm just as surprised as you.
>ssqueaks into thread
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
>>30848316
>those guys posting their latex suits on /k/
I'm not sure if I should find it unf or not
Did mlpg like the movie art book? Or are you all avoiding it cause spoilers?Cause you'd be right to avoid it for spoilers since they're in there for sure.
>>30848335
Trixie is so cute. I want to marry her and have many foals with her.
>>30848497
What a beautiful kitty
>>30848427
I'm avoiding it currently. Even though I really want to look at it and see all the neat shit they didn't use, like the dragon skeleton mine concept for Klugetown.
>>30848497
I bet you can easily pick her up in that position in your arms and have her be comfy all day.
Pony bought dessert!
>>30848503
My friend I'm seeing the movie with when it comes out is pretty much avoiding anything on /mlp/ that might be movie related too.
Maybe I could do another storytime of the art book a week or two after the movie comes out or a leak comes out, whichever is later, so Anons staying pure can see the pretty book too. It deserves to be seen for sure. That book is the first storytime I've done and seen so many 10/10s thrown around.
>>30848514
neat
>>30848509
>american cuisine
>>30848509
yum!
>>30848539
Spanish actually
>>30848575
>latin american cuisine
>>30848556
Moondancer is a very hygienic pony.
>>30848578
>captcha: hydraulic concha
Lewd.
I want to eat a Latin American pony
>>30848588
Anon please don't consume the ponis
>>30848593
Shutup chubby.
>>30848595
Every time this gets posted, I always lament I was never able to properly color the eyes.
Filly has a thing, she has to go.
really want someone to suck on my dick
>>30848600
Anon, if you don't stop calling her chubby she's going to eat you
>>30848620
You could always do a Hot Stuff Comin Through Derp 2.0 that's a little different
>Incest.
>>30848659
It would look worse, I guarantee you.I hope Shout's doing okay with his kids.
>>30848659
>It's just her butt.
>>30848640
holy shit she moves
>>30848679
>rainbow dash is a mommy girl instead a daddy girl
hot
>>30848679
EVERYONE NKOWS
Big mare butts.
>>30848688
Her daddy's creaming her pie just out of frame.
Small filly butts.
>>30848637
Have you tried sucking your own dick?
What makes you think mlp will have porn?
The last generation didn't really have any.
>>30848725
That's a really cute human filly
I hope this Dan Vs. show is good.
>>30848767
Take your meds, Marker, you stupid horse
>>30848725
This artist needs to draw more bare chested human fillies.
>>30848769
Be nice, she just got overbooped.
>>30848784
Stop posting coco pommel cropped porn
>>30848779
Press F to pay respects.
>>30848791
Coco is not for anal.
>>30848795
Coco is for DOUBLE anal
>>30848795
I don't believe you
Coco is for firm, loving breeding you philistines.
This is Marble Pie. Say something nice about her.
>>30848827
She is a very soothing shade of gray.
>>30848827
She is a pony.
Her sister is hot.
>>30848827
She's super cute and I hope she finds a good man after being abandoned.
>>30848815
>>30848817
She is an earth pony with a fertile horse pussy. To use any other hole would be an insult.
>>30848914
>>30848914
I wish I could be friends with an excitable purple princess
make sure not to let twilight eat too much
she has a princess appointment tomorrow
>>30848856
Her fertile horse pussy ended up with her being a single mother
>>30848925
She's way too excitable.
>>30848945
No such thing
>>30848937
That's the risk you take when you let all the stallions cum inside.
donuts
Confident mares
>>30848986
Unconfident mares.
Reminder that equines can abort whenever they want
>>30848970
>First thing that popped in my head is the little girl standing in front of a burning house smiling at the camera.
Toola.
>>30848970
Being a filly is hard.
>>30848986
smug unicorns
>>30849004
This artist knows what's up.
I can't believe it's August already.
>>30849078
I got some bad news for you Anon....
>>30849090
Tell me a story about Applejack.
>>30849124
Once upon a time, the best girl in the world was born, and she was appul. The end.
>>30849124
Ponies are basically cats.
>>30849173
the good ones are magical cats
>>30849173
I've been saying this for years!
Tell me a story about Fluttershy.
>>30849185
What a pretty kitty.
This is Torch, he's a big guy.
They're puppies, you ingrates.
>>30849036
>artist
Art Director on the MLP movie. It's in the art book.
>>30849231
Is there nothing you can't do?
>>30849252
Cats*
>>30849231
>>30849252
>>30849262
I mean he's still an artist.
>>30849262
I know. I just meant specifically.
>>30849231
does he like smoke?
https://derpibooru.org/1524023
>>30849307
it's like a little heart
>>30849294
Meant for
>>30849282
>>30849317
it pops out to show how much she loves you
>>30849307
>filtered
Thank god
>>30849324
What could you possibly have filtered that would block that?
>>30849324
Good job, jerkoff
Now we laugh at your shit taste
>>30849355
>believing him
>>30849386
>posts shit derpibooru links
>calls anyone else shit taste
ironing
>>30849189
You're a good anon.
>>30849392
>""""shit""""
>>30849272
giant princesses best princesses
>>30849456
I disagree.
>>30849266
>>30849275
You little liars.
>>30849189
And it's never been true!
>>30849462
considerlarge filly princesses
>>30849492
Tell me more.
>>30849492
Are their fillybits still tight?
>>30849462
1000 year old fillies are still fillies?
>>30849538
Sexiest filly.
DELET STALLIONS
Preview time
This is your filly for tonight.
>>30849568
the mares want the stallions
>>30849577
*cocksock
>>30849585
>>30849581
>not using magic to catch the book
disgraceful excuse for a unicorn
>>30849573
>you might want to dick
what the fuck
>>30849573
>>30849581
>>30849590
What a cute nerd
>>30849589
That's a good cocksock as well.
>>30849597
pinkie knows what she wants
>>30849593
you know he's terrible at magic
you don't have to bully him
Fillies are jerks.
>>30849567
I wanna take that filly to my bed.
>>30849625
>Fluttershy is older
>still gets bullied by a pack of filly pegasi
Bed time for the fillies.
>>30849647
Fillies are savage beasts
>>30849625
Especially this one.
>>30849625
why didnt fluttershy become a super villain? she was bullied 1000x worse than fizzlepop or glimmer or sunset ever was
>>30849652
Only feral fillies.
Pegafillies will bully your dick when they're in heat
>>30849662
she has a nice name
she has all boy and girlfriends she wants
she is a horse
>>30849662
because she actually is pathetic on the inside, unlike tempest
also, i don't know sunset's story but i don't think either of them were bullied. more like they were the bullies
>>30849665
>>30849665
Earth ponies will last longer, though.
>>30849662
>fizzlepop
>bullied
They friend never bully her and support her everyday until they need to continue with they life and go to the celestia school. But Fizzle never give a fuck and betray equestria
Fizzlepop is a creepy combination between Moondancer(supportive friends but she still was a dick) and Glimmer
>>30849451
>it's not shit if I like it abloo bloo bloo
Sorry, I don't like your awful garbage
>>30849664
fillies quickly turn feral is they dont receive enough hugs every hour
https://youtu.be/E0inL9Py8zo
>>30849688
>They friend never bully her
Source?
Who the fuck is Fizzlepop?
>>30849694
MEME FILLY
>>30849702
A pony.
>>30849702
the grape unicorn mare with armor and a broken horn
>>30849693
What's shit about pert pony pussy?
>>30849710
(You)
>>30849662
>Sunset
>bullied
Dude what, she was a villain because she wanted to be an alicorn
>>30849705
>>30849705
shut the fuck up you fat nerd i know you love memes
CUTEST MEME
>>30849714
i dont watch EQG or care abhout its canon so you can go eat a fat wang
>>30849695
The Stormy Road to Canterlot book, probably
I didn't read the whole thing, but I got the impression that her friends were constantly supportive. She eventually couldn't handle the attention to her broken horn because it wouldn't grow back, so she became a loner and her friends left her behind.
That said, the book had a ton of serious inconsistencies like filly Fizzlepop wanting to be like Princess Twilight or something. It's entirely possible (and I'm hoping) the movie version of Tempest's backstory will replace it.
>>30849727
Poor twilight, she really want to fiddle Noi in that pic
>>30849730
She knew she couldn't because an invisible stallion beat her to it.
>>30849723
Then why bring it up in the first place
>>30849730
Twilight wasn't a princess that time. You can only fiddle one filly per day if you aren't a princess
>>30849758
stinky cancer sticks aren't for ponies
>>30849694
I want to rub that tummy.
>>30849780
i want to build her a pillow fort
>>30849790
Pillows are expensive man. I bought some to fill the pillow cases I bought at Bronycon and they were $20 each.
>>30849794
i didn't say i was gonna do it
just that i wanted to
how tough can it be to make a filly happy, anyway
>>30849806
what the hell shes just staring at it for so long and her eyes even zoom in
>>30849774
Don't tell pony how to live her life
>>30849837
no bully Noi
>>30849829
Well duh, what else would they be for?
>>30849806
>how tough can it be to make a filly happy, anyway
Law of diminishing returns. What would make one happy at first will fall out of fashion, and you'll have to get new ways to make her happy after a while.
So it's not about it being tough, but you need to be persistent and get to know her.
>>30849317
Marebits are so much cuter than stallionparts
>>30849851
This scene was way lewder than it should have been.
anyone know if crookedtrees still exists. i want to see if hes still fat or not.
>>30849714
>Lightning Dust
She literally did nothing wrong.
>>30849714
TRIXIE ONLY MINDCONTROLLED HER FRIENDS ONCE
>>30849898
She was a cunt and almost got people killed just because she didn't want to follow instructions
>>30849873
That's how it usually goes with fillies.
>>30849943
Stupid sexy fillies.
>>30849725
During her journey in the book, she convinces herself that it was much worse than what actually happened. It's entirely possible that once she decided to invade her home land, she already had a completely made up story in her mind to justify her actions.
>>30848784
>Wait, this isn't friendship journal writing.
>This is anal sex!
>>30849950
Why do they insist on showing their butts.
Two handfuls of Derp
>Futa
>>30850057
>>30850068
very large handfuls, I assume
>>30850068
back in 2015 i went on a major futa derpy fapping spree. its all i fapped to and read fapfics about for a while.
good times. but now i back to fapping to my tried and true waifu, futa rarity.
>>30850086
>hand on her shaft
>other hand on her balls
>>30850101
Why do I wish to fuck that horse
>>30850115
ass of gold
>>30850108
so then yesvery large handfuls
>>30850101
I know there's some of that but is there really that much? There's that amazing flash animation and the one where she- oh wow, there is kind of, isn't there?
...futa derpy fapfics, huh?
man saves his filly porn collection from flood and looters
free fillies up for grabs in Houston yall
>>30850169
Fucking hell dude, at least wrap it up in plastic sheeting or something, shit.
Rarity's trying to get he beauty sleep. No one wake her up.
>>30850284
She needs it!
Sweetie Belle has a cool new kazoo she wants to show you
>>30850300
>>30850284
She's asleep? That means her sister is ripe for the taking.
>>30850301
please put in effort to make better posts
>>30850284
So, she is going to sleep for a month?
>>30850324
No
>>30850330
you know you're a huge anus
serial horse butt slapper is on the loose, keep a watch out
https://youtu.be/er284TcVy2w
>>30850284
>can
So, if I slide my dick inside of her she won't notice?
>>30850378
>>30850407
That's what mare thinks of your human women, Anon.
>>30850407
I'll never understand what she hoped to accomplish there.
>>30850407
Still get a laugh at the cops just letting her go, she already got the shit kicked out of her so might as well eh?
>>30850411
can I touch the pony mare butts?
THICC
ZEBRA
BUTT
>>30850438
yeah, okay
>>30850438
I really, really love that zeb
>>30850438
what about some naked fluff, instead?
>>30850420
Probably just in her "LOL RANDOM XD" phase
>>30850422
Yeah, it might have been a slight interruption, but she didn't harm the horse nor did it get spooked, so he probably didn't think it was that much of an issue
>>30850449
Excuse you, that's a poof.
I heart her
but what if human pones?
>>30850455
Are you sure? I always thought it was sass
>Flowers
>>30850467
She is equal parts poof and sass. On this, there is consensus.
Why not BOTH?
>>30850478
Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>30850478
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>30850478
>twice the ass and the sass
yes please
>>30850452
>Probably just in her "LOL RANDOM XD" phase
Horse should have kicked harder.
Also it's illegal to touch a police horse.
>>30850490
I want to comfort those slow-motion mares
Zeebs are not for poofs
>>30850492
>>30850490
They're so adorable.
>>30850492
>>30850497
>>30850494
Agreed. Not that I dislike poofs. On the contrary, I find them to be wonderful. But they are that their strongest separate.
>>30850499
Why is Daisy objectively the worst and ugliest flower pone?
>>30850513
Green manes are ugly.
>>30850513
florescent pink and radioactive green is a tough color scheme to pull off
doesn't mean you have to be a jerk about it though
all flowers need pollination
I want her to read me bedtime stories.
>>30850526
BREED
>>30850521
Not my fault, anon: these two are beautiful, she and her poopy green mane aren't
>>30850531
Get ms "I have a terrible colorscheme and yet I speak badly of ponies which are definitely better than me" out of the equation and we'll talk
>>30850536
Here you go.
Look, even they make fun of her
This horse taught me to not be prejudiced against unappealing color schemes
>>30850552
Yeah, but at least Twolot 2.0 is hella fuggable.
Big butt so what
>>30850560
giant ass, with much class
come over here and do your duty
don't stand there staring at my booty
I hope her episode is good. Maybe episodes if she has more than a minimal role in the Rarity one.
>>30850583
Sure miss, but you gotta move if you want that sink fixed
Quick question, MLPG. I keep seeing people talking shit about the movie, I think that many of them are samefagging shitposters, but not all of them can be samefagging shitposters, and by the look of it, there are more people who don't give a fuck about the movie than people looking forward to it. Is it because most people really don't care about the movie, or it's just that people who do care about the movie have no interest in arguing?
I'm still really hyped.
>>30850600
>people who do care about the movie have no interest in arguing
the movie is going to be great, fuck the haters
>>30850600
the movie will be Just Fine
https://derpibooru.org/1520709
>>30850600
Just regular internet, anon.
Doomposting is easy and quick: saying something you are supposed to like will be bad is always a desperate attempt at keeping a higher moral ground. If you're wrong, there's nothing to lose, since you got a good thing out of something you weren't expecting to be. If you're right you can brag to others about how you predicted this. It's the last refuge for people too weak and afraid to have an opinion of their own, and as such, it can be ignored.
>>30850600
Doomsaying a movie is like a national sport.
>>30850600
Some things have shaken people's confidence in the movie and I think those are fair complaints to a certain extent.
Personally I do have a number of issues with it and what they are doing but I understand why they did most of them and I'm okay with them. I'll still get cute poners doing cute things so I'm happy about it but I'm really not hyped for it.
Was anyone else upset when the true purpose of Zecoras cauldron was revealed?
The only thing that upsets me is when there is a lack of fillies and colts
>>30850723
Got ur back
>>30850684
Why would anyone be upset?
>>30850600
I just really dislike a great deal of what I've seen so far. For me, it does not bode well so I can't really be hyped, but cautious instead. I am certainly going to give it a chance though.
>>30850727
It's a glorified fucking lamp.
>>30850727
uh, because internet?
>>30850725
>That episode was more than six and a half years ago
>>30850729
Every room needs something to pull it together.
>>30850734
>"That's right, girl: they peed inside your fucking cauldron"
>>30850729
So what? Did you think she was an evil enchantress or something?
>>30850741
Well, she does do some voodoo shit.
>>30850726
Even Twist is cuter than that
>>30850744
Trying to make a devil out of me.
>>30850600
Another explanation is the culture of hate on 4chan. If you praise the movie, you'll be labeled a shill. Even when it's obvious to everyone that's not true, it's still tiresome. There's no reward for optimism on this site, and that's a double edged sword.
As others have said, the movie is hard to defend on technical merits. IF (if) the novelization is accurate, then the plot is cookie-cutter and all the characters are shallow (with the sole exception of Twilight).
As far as things to look forward to, we only know for sure that we're getting cute ponies and songs in the movie. That's saved several poorly written episodes on the show, and could certainly save the movie from its writing but there's no way to predict that for sure
And always, some vocal people will hate the movie because it's a meme to do so. And of course, there's always the idiots like those who got upset about the art book not being translated directly to the screen, even (especially) when it exceeds icons of excess like Ghibli.
>>30850625
>>30850728
For what it's worth, I wasn't implying that everyone with complaints about the movie is a shitposter, I'm sure that there are valid reasons to be cautious or whatever. It's just that I was surprised to see that recently most comments about the movie were negative.
>>30850753
Fair enough, this seems accurate.
As for the other replies, I'm not quoting all of you, but I'm glad to read that you're there.
>>30850764
the derpibooru comments section has the kind of positive comments about the movie you might be looking for
if you find them, you'll see in a hurry why that behavior is not tolerated here
>>30850753
>And of course, there's always the idiots like those who got upset about the art book not being translated directly to the screen, even (especially) when it exceeds icons of excess like Ghibli.
This always amuses me when people can't separate concept art from the reality the production must work under.
Pony can't understand your accent.
>>30850863
My neck isn't long enough for me to whinny properly, I already told pony.
I'm beginning to think that Zecora
Are you the ponee or the poner?
>>30850876
she what
Lewdandrogynousponers
>>30850915
Finally, the mafia filly has brought my cut of this week's profits
>>30850920
I want to fuck the blue one while the beige one fucks me.
>>30850920
Pretty sure those are both guys.
>>30850939
You would be wong
https://imgur.com/a/J2Zu1
>>30851020WENK
>>30851022
I want my own filly to play with.
>>30851030
I'm not sure I'll ever understand this image, but at least Shimmy is very pretty.
>ywn give Shimmy a bad case of bedhead
>>30851035
I just want to see her face every morning
boopin me boopin you
I like this one
>>30851040
It's a really cute face.
>Today is American Chess Day
The Crystal Prep girls make cure mares
>>30851045Pony ponying pony
>>30851056
Many EqG characters do
>>30851045
Could it be?
>>30851052
is that how to play american chess?
>>30851045I wanna boop your brother, your father too
Is it possible?
>>30851080
Yes and our turtles and owls are usually flying in the background
>>30851091
It can happen
>>30851091
do it
Never forget.
What is the true purpose of fillies?
>>30851110
To grow into healthy mares and be loved.
teach Fizzlepop about friendship
>>30851106
I don't get it
>>30851135Tempest is cuter than Starlight.Much cuter than Starlight.I wish she replaced Starlight.
There's ponies, and then there's My Little Ponies.
Why is nyx a meme? Do people just like her design or is there some significance to her origin?
>>30851168
Speaking of which, am I the only one who noticed this? What does this mean? Does the Nyxfag work for DHX?
And I thought MLPG loved Dyx
>251 images
What?
>252 images
holy fuck
>>30851183
>>30851187
since they were posted at the same second it must have got through the blocker
>>30850939
he just forgot to draw the eyelashes on the blue one
look at their snouts, it's obvious
hey bro, you're cruisin for a boopin
filly ember
filly gilda
>>30851135
Is it embarrassing to walk into build a bear and have a pony made
>>30851319
Just go a few towns over to a shop you've never been to before and never will again - who cares what anyone there thinks of you
>>30851035
Wait
She has a house?
I thought she lived ina dumpster
Does she have parents, too?
I think Fizzlepop is a cute filly. I'd be her friend.
>>30851351
You would find any excuse to spend time with a filly.
>>30851354
If wanting to hug and kiss and other stuff with fillies is wrong, I don't want to be right
rip
ded
>>30850944
No eyelashes on either.
new horse
>>30851457
>>30851457
>>30851457
>>30848995
Reminded that you're retarded if you actually believe that.
I love Rainbow Dash.