CYOA Discussion

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First for glim glam

>>30776167
Starlight Glimmer cyoa/quest WHEN?

>>30776250
*passed

>>30776255
When you make it.™

>>30775686
Not yet.
Feel free to post replies to latest prompt here and I will come up with the new post as soon as I become available again.

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>>30776363

>>30776363
>Not yet.

He litterally warns you he will drop it again

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Don't let your memes be wet dreams

>>30776461
That hot

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>>30776469
You know what else is hot?
The sun

>>30776506
I want to fuck the sun.

>>30776363
Use some parlor trick spell to draw on Gust's face. A monocle, maybe a mustache, and some eyes over her eye lids.
What else what else. Oh and find out what time it is and go find your OC for some questioning.

>though lack of ways to test if they were success
I have some ideas. Try hitting it with a small knife, then work your way up to a dagger, sword, then a made, then warhammer, a spear, a weak fire spell, dropping it from 10 feet then higher.
Is it water proof? No, yes? Try wetting the tip of one of the pages with water.

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>>30776513

>>30776535
I want to tickle her with my pickle, if u no wut im sayin.

>>30776535
That's just a false idol to the Sun's splendor

>>30776569
I want to diddle her fiddle, if u no wut im sayin.

>>30776603
I want to biddle her boodle, if u no wut im sayin.

>>30776569
I want to slam-dunk my meat piston into her pink grotto and pork her all night, if u no wut im sayin.

>>30776535
If only I could be to grossly incandescent.

>>30776619
Is like to McSweezy her Fruit Flank, if u no wut im sayin.

>>30776653
>>30776680
I want to ziddlebop her fiddledoo with my tidleponk, if u no wut im sayin.

>>30776715
I want to put my frosting on her cake.

>>30776721
I want to have loving consensual sex with her, cum inside her vagina hard enough to get her pregnant, and then cuddle with her while holding her hoof, if u no wut im sayin.

>>30776754
I don't get it.

>>30776808
I want to adlcarp bildleflip, zigledip paracapoop in her fiddlewank enough to get her piddidileflorp, and then sparflapple duck wiggletank florpadoo bop, if u no wut im sayin.

>>30776535
2pudgy

Choosie, is cammy for sexuals?

>>30776255
At one point Zodiac was going to be.

>>30776442
Look anon I fucking despise Cain and his attitude but that's grasping at straws.

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>>30776808
I bet he's one of those hoof touchers.

>>30777037
Yes, but you're not.

Running.
>>30777347

>>30777359
You're a good sport. I respect you.

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Big Mare Hero continues. Have you ever been so hungry that you look at a tiny pony and be like 'damn, that looks tasty'?
>>30777546
>>30777557

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>>30777565
Only if they have a juicy ass like that.

>>30777565
BMH would be twice as interesting if 21 was a closet cannibal.

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Poners we couldn't save?

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>>30777887

Choosie a fat slut with a flat butt!

>>30778373
fat slut flat butt

Say that 10 times fast.

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>>30776535

>>30778373
Shut up about me and run your quests already, all of my poor poners are in limbo.

>>30766414
I prefer to call it womb penetration.
Cervical penertration could potentioly mean you are penetrating a cervix with nothing behind it.
What if you were fucking some wierd abomination with a stomach behind it's cervix, that would not be hot at all to penertrate that

>>30778724
>spelling errors
>wants to talk about fetishes
Goddamn Canadians.

>>30778795
I'm a little drunk so there are going to be mistakes.

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>>30776513

Ivory stalks first official act as queen should be to ask her husband how fucking a queen differs from fucking a princess.

SUPER

>>30779101
THICK

>>30778949
It should be to declare public nudity acceptable.

>>30779125
But this is mlp. Shouldn't it already be acceptable?

>>30779138
Nah, deer are expected to wear clothes in conquest because they have shit tier tails.

Knowing Pluto he will likely forget about that though.

>>30779159
>shit tier tails
You shut your whore mouth.
The snoots are shit tier however unless they are drawn by Warlock holy shit how is that deer so fucking cute, I know it's meant to be a warrior but dam

>>30779212
It really is a great image.

I got some time to kill, and not enough hobbies to drive off the emptiness I feel when I have nothing to do. Would Pluto, Wizard, or any other QMs or their players like a free paperpone to commemorate their new quests?
If so, provide a detailed description, or if there is any already, a piece of art as a reference.

>>30779309
No

>>30779309
Sure.
I'd like a paperpone of both main characters from both my quests.

>>30779309
Maybe a paperpone of Ivory Stalks from Conquest?

>>30779323
>provide a detailed description

>>30779323
>>30779326
I'll need descriptions. I can't be bothered to look up the information myself right now.

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>>30779326
>If so, provide a detailed description

>>30779334
Bitter Root: Earth Pony stallion with a mint green mane, and yellow coat. Mane and tail slightly long, but not too long. His hindlegs are paralyzed so he wears a wooden platform thing with two wheels.
Ivory Stalks: A female, tomboy-ish Siberian Musk Deer.

>>30779361
Paperpone anon needs tonknow manestyle as well.
I am assuming bog standard style?

>>30779396
Bitter Root's is slightly curly, but it's not too girly.
Ivory Stalks doesn't have a mane despite coming from a pony mother.

>>30779403
>despite coming from a pony mother.
Somehow I missed that. I think I was a little distracted during the first session.

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>>30779361
>>30779403
How's this?

Active threads

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Slave: >>30755597
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>>30779484

>>30779488
Fallout equestria "cock washer"
>>30726875

>>30779361
>>30779403
Does Ivory Stalks wear clothes?

>>30779559
Not really, but she did wear a yellow dress with a nice floral pattern to it. It's your choice to add it or not.

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Soon enough

>>30779604
Wait didn't you say deer were expected to wear clothes?

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Post MC poners that would look like they belong in the show.

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>>30779604
Maybe I'll add it later.
How's this? Did I do the fur patterns right? There were a couple variations on the patterns when I looked up Siberian musk deer.
They have cute little fangs.

>>30779625
Yeah
>>30762111

>>30779637
I'd imagine her to have a few spots on her back, but besides that it looks great! Thanks!

>>30779637
Her fur is mostly green, she's also a Chital deer but otherthen that you're doing fine.

>>30779655
>>30779659
What kind of green? Like straight green, or a more brownish hued one?

>>30779677
Maybe like a brownish green?

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>>30779687
Like this?

>>30779677
I've always imagined it to be a bright green.

>>30779696
Looks great! Just make it a bit lighter and it's good.

>>30779696
Perfect! Maybe it tiny bit lighter, but Perfect!

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>>30779702
>>30779715
>>30779720
?

>>30779739
Perfect!

>>30779720
>perfect but not perfect
?????

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I'm bored and feel the urge to make some pone content. Here's a straw poll so you can help me decide which to make. I've already got some sprites started for all three of the projects, but I'm only going to make one. So decide which it's going to be and I'll check on the winner tomorrow and work on the game as I have time each day. I might even compile small playable alpha tests as I go along if there's demand for them. Remember, though, this is going to be an intentionally shitty, quick little fuck-off project for fun, not some huge indie blockbuster where I spend thousands of man hours drawing intricate backgrounds and writing a novel's worth of text.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13760804

Feel free to toss out ideas for the games, too, like things you'd like to see, items, references, or even mini-games. If I turn out to be a faggot and don't deliver then at least it didn't cost you anything more than a second or two to vote.

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>>30779739
All that "quest discussion" and not one mention of the cute little fangs. I'm disgusted.

Where the mares at? (Note that I didn't use a question horse because I'm waiting to steal one once I find those mares I asked about.)

>>30780362
They're hiding from you, because you smell.

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>>30779739

>>30779739
Late reply but probably add a little tuft/ hai on her head, although it's up to Pluto.

>>30780358
It's worth noting only one of her daughters have fangs.
I can't remember if it's the mommys girl or the daddys girl who has them. The mommys girl is the more religious of the two.

>>30780565
Wait how old are they?

>>30780572
They were conceived when the mc was 13 and it's currently her 16th birthday so I suppose they are about 2 1/2

>>30780577
>conceived when the mc was 13
Wew lad

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>>30780577
>They were conceived when the mc was 13

>>30779212
I like it. In general when people draw MLP-esk deer they're pretty cute. But fuck them having pony manes.

>>30780615
And what names should they have? Come on smart guy, give me ten deer names right now!

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>>30780657
Manes.

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>>30780657
Whatever names their owners give them.

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Oh, sorry. I still would like to hear some deer namy though.

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>>30780708
>namy
Holy shit, I think I'm having a stroke.

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>>30780713
>>30780713
Time to get your hooves dirty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UmOY6ek_Y4

I am going to be picking up more hours at work. I am happy to get more work but sad that I will have less time for cyoa.

>>30781008
Good riddance fag

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>>30781008

>>30781020
What? You think it's iFag or something.

>>30781040
No I am just memeing. I am happy and sad for Anon for the same reasons he is. I know what it's like to have work and shit screw with cyoa. I can't play Pluto quests at all (although I have decided I will start just submiting a command for the last prompt of each session)

>>30781088
Ah but what if it is indeed ifag?

>>30775356
What makes you so sure those are the people who were making the posts you wanted to talk about?

>>30781093
I would stand by what I said.
I regret all the shit I gave him. In hindsight he did nothing wrong.

>>30781182
Quest updates.

>>30781116
You'll never know.

>>30781125
By his own admission he did something wrong but it was not the shit people gave him shit for.

>>30781262
But why not assume it it not them, your experience will be so much happier.

Half the point of coming to 4chan is you can have an argument with somebody and then a nice conversation right after because you don't know it's the same person.

>>30781088
>I can't play Pluto quests at all
That's the main reason I am sad as well. Where before I missed the last hour and a half of each session 3 days a week I now miss most of it on 3 or 5 days a week.
On the plus side with Conquest a lot of things can be planned in advance so I can still take part in those conversations.

Poor Pluto loses 2 players though, I have a friend there who also plays both his quests and is increasing his hours. Granted he is a largely passive player anyway who rarely makes any suggestions.

>>30781491
>I have a friend there who also plays both his quests
Are you implying you introduced a friend to this nightmare place? How could you subject a friend to this hell?

Some madman colored that judith barsi picture.
Are there any objectionable black and white cyoa related images that could be colored?

>>30781495
I have introduced three friends to cyoa.
One of them decided it was not for them.
Another plays the cyoa but gave the general itself a month before he gave up on it.
The third is very cagey with us about which cyoa he plays.

>>30781509
>Another plays the cyoa but gave the general itself a month before he gave up on it.
Smart man.

>>30781523
I did the same thing for a while. I got fed up with the general so I went to secret which turned out to be just as bad so I just abandoned the wider cyoa community for a while.

>>30781523
>spent a whole month here
>smart

>>30781562
And yet here we are staying here after years of this shithole.
Don't kid yourself, it was shit before the iDrama.

>>30781568
I never said it wasn't.

>>30781576
The shit for years thing was more an inb4 of people objecting.

>>30781562
He left so he is smarter than most of us.
>>30781553
This guy is the dumbest of them all, He knew a life away but came back.

>>30781509
Has anybody else here ever introduced a friend to cyoa?
If we each went out and brought back 3 friends we could explode as a comunity.

>>30781618
>having friends

>>30781630
>not having friends

>>30780588
>>30780605
I am glad we had the scene
I could not get off to it because they were kids but it did help us get a slightly better feel for the character. which was the whole reason we asked to have it.

>>30781645
*characters

>>30781645
The awkwardness made it kind of cute in a way.

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Who's that poneyer?

>>30781666
Fucked if I know, I am like 3 weeks behind on your quest.

>>30781666
Pikachu?

>>30779159
>Knowing Pluto he will likely forget about that though.
>>30779604
He forgets a little over an hour later.

>>30779639
So that's why people keep talking about cervical penetration

>>30780358
>All that "quest discussion"
There has not been that much
>le ebin only some discussion counts maymay

>>30781718
I agree with you but at the same time I do agree it's a shame nopony mentioned the fangs.

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>>30781666
>>30781675
>>30781676
This is Happy Harmonica. (You).
She’s a wandering bard for a job, as her insatiable curiosity has brought her to leave her small home village to discover the world and get to make new friends with the power of music. As her name suggests, her signature instrument is a harmonica her grandfather gifted her when she was younger, and this little bard mare isn’t bad at singing either.

It may be her lack of curves, the coltly bandana she wears since her childhood or her usually unkempt mane, but she comes out as rather unladylike to the other ponies. Some of the rudest have even mistaken her for a colt… While it probably makes her a little more approachable, this little bard wonders if stallions will ever consider here like a real mare and worries she may never find true love.

But overall, Harmony, as her friends call her, is ridiculously enthusiastic and optimistic about everything, and she always strives to see the best inside other ponies.

I'm gonna try to make it so new people can pick Bard Quest from the next thread.
So I'm gonna do a short sum-up for each character in the party in hope people might pick the quest.

>>30781731
If it helps it is near the top of my reading list.
I have however been reading very slowly of late.

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Lola Pop cyoa when?

>>30781792
She looks like a fucking arms character.

>>30781870
Gee anon I wonder why

Big mares looking for small husbandos CYOA when?

>>30779604
>Not really
>>30779639
>since Deer had small tails it was expected to usually wear clothing
Which is it?

>>30781645
>I could not get off to it because they were kids
I could not even make submissions because it felt uncomfortable (not that I am any good with sex ideas anyway) but I agree the quest was better for doing it.

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Still waiting on a frontal of this face

>>30781964
i bet you'd she'd want a frontal all right.

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>>30781964
Probably something like this though. It was a scrunch to end all scrunches i'll tell you that at least.

>>30782351 >>30782363
>tfw you forget to add 2/2 for the second post but remembered to add 1/2 for the first post
Not actually running, have a shaky update instead.

Your waifu has horse cancer

>>30782460
My waifu isn't Rem

>>30782550
Rem is nobody's waifu.

>>30782560
She belongs to Patches, but her daughter Mera is fair game. She a big girl.

>>30782590
>Still caring about ponies from last generation CYOAs
Get with the times, gramps.

So the fuck are we gonna so in Give and Take? Are we leaving the shelter for help, air are we gonna stick around Some more until Dot, Soft, and Silver all starve? We've already wasted a day doing nothing. That leaves them with 5-6 days left with rationing supplies.

>>30782598
Does that mean you can't care for any of the ponies from the show like Twilight or Derpy?

>>30782600
>not sure if phoneposter, stroke or just high

>>30782608
Phone posting. No access to a pc right now.

>>30782605
You mean Princess Twilight Pudgles and Muffins?

>>30782611
Yes.

>>30782624
Okay. I kinda lost my train of thought there. What was the question again?

>>30782648
Look a few posts back. You're smart enough to find it.

>>30782657
I don't really care anymore. Let's talk about something else.
What's the last quest you dropped and why?

>>30782662
Pluto's. Can't handle the fast posting. Fast fast fast fast.

>>30782769
Pluto Daze
Prutow Dazhe
Prubow Dashe
Pranbow Dash
Rainbow Dash

>>30781731
She is the cute.

>>30782799
2 questions:

1) If QMs were canon characters from the show, who would they be?

2) If canon characters from the show would play CYOAs, which current quests would they play?

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>>30782829
Take this horse. I don't want her anymore.

>>30782843
Literally how? She's cute, but she looks like she weighs a ton.

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>>30782854
Exactly, she eats all my Little Fatty™ snack cakes every time I leave her alone for more than an hour. I buy those things at Costco too, so we're talking like a 4 months supply here.

>>30782829
Aww man. This is the first prompt in a long time that actually sounds fun and not just "tell us your opinion". Shame, since there's no horse.
>>30782843
There we go.

Twilight loved Tinepone and Threshold, and likes Hijack too but thinks the combat is too simple.
Rarity loved the romance, drama, and 1920's style of Dirty Work. She's also that one player in your favorite quest who wants to proclaim the MC's undying love for someone you just met.
Pinkie Pie is all about BardQuest and BoatQuest. She probably fell for Ethermeme hard.
Applejack likes the quests where a group of friends kick the asses of monsters. Loves her some combat.
Fluttershy is afraid of quests.
Rainbow Dash hasn't played anything seriously since Daring Do, but hangs around shitposting in all your favorite quests. She laughs herself to sleep every night.

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>>30782985
Rainbow dash was also a spicy player and is responsible for several Angel posts to this day.

>>30781444
Yee, I know I was using the royal "you".

That was really my point actually, it just came out all angry and retarded. I should have just ignored it.

I used to be more considerate of the fact that I'm always speaking to a general audience and have been trying to move back to that, even when I'm obviously replying to just one guy. I think it would help things around here if everyone did that.

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Hey, how about some random quest idea you'll never make but want someone else to? Got any?

Psychiatric hospital CYOA?
I still like the idea of the pony M.A.S.H. CYOA someone had.
>>30781882
No, Tall.

>>30781731
I keep looking at this cute poner because she's a cute, but I'm starting to think her body is horribly twisted. Is it just me, or does one of those legs need to be adjusted? I'm honestly not sure.

I'm trying to be helpful because you asked about your poners and their relative cuteness and that's important to me

While I'm at it, her skintone fur color makes her look like a shaved poner sometimes, but that's not necessarily an issue.

>>30783250
The was Do No Harm, but the clinic has only two people working there.

When is the QM gonna post something? When do we fug the bate?

>>30783403
The QM was enlisted in his native army, so not for another two years at the least

>>30783250
Strategic CYOA. Pluto's recent thing is pretty close.

Running.
>>30783486

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Big Mare Hero continues at nine, a perfect breakfast time:
>>30783560
>>30783570

>>30783325
Must be Cainart.

>>30783911
Huh?

>>30784006
A while back there was some drama over the art of a qm named warlock (you might know him now as wizard), but when not talking about his quest directly most called him Cain.
Some people really liked this art, largly because it had so many details but there also seemed to be something else hard to explain about it that attracted some people, much like his quest.

His art tended to have anatomy issues and some people got mad at the Cainart fans because they did not much care about those issues. It was compounded by the fact the artist had a huge inferiority complex and can not handle praise and that people were out for blood of Darkest Hour players anyway.

There were other dramas surrounding that art but I won't bore you with the autism.

Also Hiji acted like the poor quality of his camera somehow affected the quality of his art which was fucking retarded.

>>30784047
>drama because people like an artist some people don't like
That's cringy.

>>30784071
A lot of stuff surrounding the hate for that quest was cringy.
Some of the stuff around the love for it as well. Although the cringiest thing there was said by a drunk guy.

You know Hiji has actually talked a lot about how most QMs do things that are way too removed from the show. Although he's talked about how most quest boil down to seperate property, but with ponies which pissed him off other things like nonoptimised and amature systems, extreme differences from show tone and the inclusion of guns bothers him since it's very unpony. He often said that he wished he could take some quests and fix them for the QMs that make these mitakes.

So, does this mean that Bath is what drove Hiji away from horse questing?

>>30784167
I think it was the unmeasurable amount of hubris.

>>30784167
Hiji is a fucking faggot.
Although I do think guns seem a little out of place even in a modern tech level thing needs to be sci fi to really work.

>>30784181
I disagree on both points. Hiji is a fine man and guns are fine.

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>>30784167
>and the inclusion of guns bothers him since it's very unpony

>>30784238
No surprise a fag like him would be a hypocrit.

>>30784238
:gun:

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>>30784238
I think it's specifically ponies with guns. especially when they aren't redesigned to look more like something a horse could use or have some type of ammo that is more lore friendly. It boils down to more this is just an excuse to make an unrelaated quest on a horse board even though without stating directly that the characters are ponies, you might as well just make your quest about people since the quest doesn't use anything unique to mlp.

>>30781008
Lol wageslave.

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>>30784238
Notice that the only Hiji characters with guns are not ponies.

>>30784304
There's the issue. You're putting too much thought into it. Be it guns, magic, physics, how to properly make pudding. But of course maybe that's what makes the quest appealing?
CYOA stands for Choose Your Own Adventure. It's more a story thing than physics. It's about having fun.

>>30784047
>Also Hiji acted like the poor quality of his camera somehow affected the quality of his art
I think a lot of the guys problem was Hiji dicksucking.

>>30784336
Seems a little like it yeah.

>>30783079

>>30784167
No, Bath. Your CYOAs didn't drive hijijier away, and if it did, it's his own problem.

I genuinely believe iFag is one of our best critics.

>>30784470
I don't think anybody would disagree with you there. On the other hand this is clearly bait

>>30784470
why? care to elaborate?

>>30784047
You told him everything about Cainart except for the the fact that there was one guy who couldn't identify art styles who kept asking if things were Cainart, so it became a meme to claim everything was Cainart. He was the Rust Bucket of artists.

>>30784490
I don't think anyone would disagree with him BECAUSE it is clearly bait.

>>30784506
I decided at the time it was irrelevant but in hindsight I was wrong.

>>30784506
To be fair to that guy the first time it happened the picture was posted to bait that exact mistake.

Does not excuse all the times after that.

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Who wants to play a cheeki min?

>>30784544
Sure, why not.

>>30784544
I do I do I do.

>>30784544
Lass do dis

>>30784592
>>30784578
>>30784565
Ok. Just checking if anyone would be interested.

I'll start sometime tomorrow when I have some time.

>>30784497
I have noticed with Darkest Hour that things have calmed down enough people can say they like things about it but they still can't elaborate without starting drama.

>>30784632
Wait i'm retarded that's not what we are talking about.

>>30780157
We have a winner. Out of 20 votes over half were for Rape Tent™, so I guess I know what I'll be working on then. See you all soon.

>>30784646
/cyoa/ everyone.

>>30784660
fuck yeah it is. Questing woah!

Luna a roastie.

>>30784820
Luna has a tiny butt.

>>30784632
Tge DHfags noticed as well. It's getting sad watching them say things but then getting too terified to elaborate and clarify.

I have a pretty good idea of how they are displeased by nudh but I fear I sill never get exact stuff from them.

>>30784858
Oh, pray tell me.

>>30784957
I don't know if it's just in character or not but it opens on the new mc complaining about the old mc which must be a kick in the balls to her fans.

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fille sized butte

>>30784993
That does sound a little rude.

>>30784993
I haven't noticed any complaints

>>30784047
It was really one one guy (me) who became flabberghasted with one particular guy on one particular occasion who said that cain's art was better than hijacker's art. Maybe i overreacted, but i thought it was really silly at the time because there are objective markers of quality/skill when it comes to drawing.
Sue me.

>>30785089
Shut up, Cain.

>>30785089
>it was really silly at the time
It was silly to say, the guy who said it was drunk.
>because there are objective markers of quality/skill when it comes to drawing.
Sue me.
Muh objective quality
Nevermind you're a fag.

>>30785089
Wasn't the guy who said it drunk?
>because there are objective markers of quality/skill when it comes to drawing.
Lol what it was a dumb thing to say because it was shitstiring
Who fucking cares who was right?

>>30785089
I thought we were mad because it was a shitty thing to say when a quest you like gets art, does it really matter who is actually better?

>>30785109
>>30785120
>>30785176
What happened to Across the Ocean?

>>30785206
What's that got to do with it?

>>30785206
>>30785222
What happened to days of our lives?

You're all missing the main point
who is the better artist?

>>30785270
Mint. All his ponies are uber cute.

>>30785270

In terms of line art, style, speed, overall aesthetics, and cult following, it's Nips.

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>>30785270
>>30785277
This tbqh. Cutest ponies are best ponies.

>>30785270
I am a huge fan of both artists but I think Hiji has a slight edge.
That said I think Warlocks version of that specific idea was better than Hijis.

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>>30785285
Oh yeah? Check this out.

>>30785299
M-Multi hoof drifting!

>>30785277
>>30785282
I meant between Hiji and Cain you retards.

>>30785298
Warlock is still a budding artist. To say his art is good "now" is indirectly an insult, and he only has a dozen or so examples of art.
Give him time before you give him worth while criticism, and keep your Tumblr back patting else where.

>>30785312
Hiji likes making art and Cain hates it, so I would say Hijacker is the better artist.

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>>30785278

>>30785270
I'm the best artist, and if you say otherwise, you're just jealous, and probably gay.

>>30785312
There wasn't a choice. You left it open so I chose an artist.

>>30785330
Anon is the best artist

>>30785319
Why do people get so fucking offended when people like Cainart?
The guy even said Hiji was better.

>>30785312
>calls (you) a retard
Oh wow. Look at you Mr. Eloquent. Have a gold star.

>>30785334
I sure am, friend. Unless you were talking about a different anon, in which case fuck you.

>>30785340
Because it's annoying when people bring it up. Go do everyone a favor and DM him.

>>30785340
Because Cain hates praise and secret club likes to defend toxic people.

>>30785298
I agree with this post in its entirerty expect the word slight. It's not major but it's more than slight.

>>30785383
I expect several people to fall for this bait.

>>30785403
>Not hating Cainart is bait.

>>30785403
Ebin.

>>30785403
>opinions I disagree with are bait

>>30785403
I see what you did there.

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>>30785403
You're right, a bunch of people fell for it and gave you (you)s. Have another out of respect.

So what do you think will start the war in conquest

>>30785628
Me.

>>30785628
Fighting between the native tribes whereby we will ally ourselves to topple the dominant power AND DESTROY ALL WHO STAND IN OUR WAY AND PLUNDER OUR WAY TO INFLATION

>>30784539
No it wasn't. I posted it the picture you are talking about, I was just sharing cute art on an image board.

>>30785734
nib

>>30785718
Well even if that's not what you were trying to do it was still a reasonable assumption of him to make.

But like I said it does not excuse the other times.

>>30785628
The capital is celestic right?
I am guessing they order a full conversion of the empire to celestinism in response to the religion starting to lose ground.

If they do do that we should go get [more religious daughter whos name escapes me] and ask her to give our kingdoms response.

Does anyone know what happened to Lewd Pony Text Adventure? It was going solidly for a bit but now it seems to have vanished.

>>30785734
Whispen is not for binning

>>30785920
But Frosty Rime is for mourging

>>30785912
QM got Doxed and V& for violating loli laws and caught with CP. There was a huge sting that just went down. I'm surprised you didn't here about it, though it wasn't just 'bronies' and not too many news stations mentioned that angle, thank God.

Someone hijack somethin

>>30786301
Maybe I should continue olddh for those unhappy with NUdh.

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>>30784820
>>30784831
FUSTILARIAN GNASHGAB DOLCAPS

>>30786224
What? Bullshit did that really happen?

>>30785912
I've had some personal troubles lately and have been working long and awkward hours. Sorry for leaving my players in the dark. Sometime tomorrow evening I should have a chance to run again.

Why was fleeting grace stuck on the train?

>>30786594
Because she couldn't get off.

>>30786594
>>30786610
no seriously i don't get it

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>>30786741
Oops

>>30779623
¿quiene es?

>>30786373
Ponies are never cuter than when they sit like that with their big silly clumsy pony legs. You can't prove me wrong and won't provide pictures in the process.

>>30786863
But ponies are rarely cute. The form is just not suited to cuteness.

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>>30786863
forgot pic

>>30786887
>Ponies are rarely cute

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>>30786972
Anon, no. It just wants attention. It's a rogue meme trying to force itself into existence

Just look at this cute poner instead.

>>30786986
This image makes me give a single chuckle each time I look at it but it is not cute.

>>30786986
qt3.14

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boop!

>>30787202
Has glimmer been in a cyoa yet?
I know at one point she was considered as mc of zodiac.
Zodiac when?

Competent guards are my fetish.

>>30787223
She was established as canon in Nebula but if I recall correctly she was dead by that point. She was used by the players in a single piece of dialogue or something.

>>30787177
Regardless of whether you are serious or not, if you are going on a pony related image board and attempting to argue that ponies aren't cute in your spare time then you have the biggest autism I have ever seen. It doesn't get more negative attention seeking than that.

>>30785805
I love that. We get a messenger asking us to convert so we call Morning Star in to give her thoughts on the issue.

>>30787320
Why?

>>30787327
Because we know she will tell them to fuck off in some way.

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>>30783325
I dunno.
Seems okay to me

Are either of the pregnancy cyoa any good.

>>30786741
>>30786749
Fleeting grace is the mc of Week Long vacation. She is somewhat of a pervert but considers public transport a huge turn off.

Hence when on the train she could not get off.

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Who's that poneyer?

I've got 4 more to go after this one.

>>30787672
the priest guy?

>>30787672
Batman?

>>30787686
If you know the quest has a priest how do you not know his name?

>>30787698
I read a bit of it already a few months ago.
I should go back and finish reading it.

I think he may have been more of a druid.

>>30787775
Replace human with pony of course.

>>30787775
Does private count as a military rank?

>>30787775
Does the person who made this have a vagina, a "vagina", dyed hair, and/or describe themselves as a feminist?

>>30787796
Fucked if I know. I found it on /co/

>>30787805
Then it probably is.

>>30787775
Frosty gets 8 squares but no bingo.
White barely counts though and she is only just a criminal.

>>30787813
>le ebin frosty rime has personality traits maymay

>>30787823
I am starting to side with the DHfags more and more.

>>30787775
Rust Bucket gets blasé about killing, psychological problems and Biceps as big as your thighs, maybe lots of guns/armor.

>>30787813
Maybe 9.
It all depends on interpretation of certain squares.

>>30787775
Poor bitter roots gets criminal and maybe loner.

>>30787823
>this mad

>>30787672
Not the plant pone? This is fun! I like fun, thank.

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>>30787686
>>30787690
>>30787672

This is Cabbage.

A friend of you once told you he was an alraune. You found this strange plant pony during your travels, and decided to make a friend out of it. While not as smart as a pony, this fascinating creature mimics the form of a pony to ward off herbivores and smell unsavoury to carnivores. Isn’t nature just so cool?

While he’s rather curious in nature, he was very fearful of ponies at first, but his natural attraction to music allowed you to make a companion from him. Since them, this alraune you named Cabbage has become rather used to the contact of equines. Mainly because if gave him access to a whole new range of different foods.

During your adventures and a fleeting moment being polymorphed in a rodent, Harmony and Gale Dust both gained the ability to communicate with animals, including the alraune. The guttural sounds and faces you unconsciously make while doings so may look a little silly to unaware witnesses, though.
On another not, you’re still tried to teach Cabbage to talk. He can sing along some of your sounds, but he probably doesn’t get their meaning at all.

>>30787907
Congrats! I wish had seen you before the post...

RIP Inept, you were always a cunt

>>30787911
>he
Oh

>>30787852
Who?

>>30787996
Inept needs a good dicking.
Inept should consider doing a reboot of Threshold but with Dandy as a D-class personnel.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/d-class-orientation

Or a security officer or field agent.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/security-clearance-levels

Alright faggots who wants some art?

>>30788531
Go fuck yourself, pizzaface.

>>30788685
odd.

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Who is the Yoko Ono of CYOA or /cyoa/?

>>30788708
I was actually just thinking about this the other day. I could type out a really long post about this but I don't want to.

The tl:dr is that no matter what theory you go with about Yoko and the beetles it's still [redacted], the only difference is that Yoko was actually a creative person who made unique contributions to the artistic world.

>>30788708
Amp

>>30788741
>defending Yoko Ono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9kgu71d81U

>>30788770
I didn't say good contributions.

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>>30787775
Fucking white male protagonists.

>>30788787
You get away this time. But I'm watching you.

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>>30788802

>>30788708
Puya

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>>30788830
Puya however, did nothing wrong, and only came along at the right time to be a scapegoat.

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Who's the "Colonel Tom" Parker of CYOA, or /cyoa/

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>>30788531
Why yes anon, I would love some! I'm so glad we have an artfag like you that will take requests just like we wanted!

>>30788890
heh, I know right, The same thing happened to me last thread.I

Tho I wasn't rude, wow.

>>30788890
Draw Puya laughing hysterically and unleashing a barrage of pepper related destruction. Hold on I'll find her colors for you.