CYOA Discussion

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Which poner is this?

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>>30795576

>>30795793
They both have stupid faces. Nobody makes faces like that. That's stupid.

>>30795583
It's sir.

>>30795798
Would you say that they have a stupid horse face?

>>30795835
They actually have two stupid horse faces.

>>30795856
Each?

>>30796077
Yes, all three of them have two stupid horse faces each.

>>30796092
But that's 8 stupid faces total!

>>30796128
Don't forget that faces are symmetrical. So that's basically 8^2 = 128 stupid horse faces.

Skies are clear again!
>>30796204

Active threads

Big Mare Hero: >>30761585
Wide Open Skies: >>30796204
Kingdom Hearts: >>30768351
Slave: >>30793036
Coltquest: >>30734082
Semantic Error: >>30730997
Lewd Text: >>30791244
Week Long Vacation: >>30731052

>>30796284
>only 8 quests
>just 50-60% good quests
CYOA is dying.

>>30796501
You call that dying? There were only two quests once about a year ago.

>>30796541
Run Conquest dipshit.

>>30796577
I will one day. People seemed to want Wide Open Skies, and I'd rather listen to the many then the few.

>>30796501
Which quests would you consider good on there?

>>30796501
vintage meme

>>30796593
I want Wide Open Deer Thighs

>>30796577
Rude. It will come when it comes.

>>30779629
Blitz

>>30796867
I think he is just in a hurry to trigger those few anons bothered by the existence of wide open skies.
Nobody would be that rude about demanding a quest they want to play right?

>>30796891
*existince of conquest of paradise.

>>30796891
Probably yeah. I am also excited for conquest but I am not going to act like a cunt about it.

>>30796848
More like wide open thighs am... hey!

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I couldn't find the pic I was looking for so here is the smooze.

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>>30797031
That's not the smooze, what is happening.

>>30797154
I'm sure Lily isn't going to be overdosed in the tub or anything...

>>30796501
Define "good".

>>30796577
Ebin falseflag.

>>30797443
>falseflag
It's just iFag being a shit.

>>30797485
Everypony I don't like is iFag: a guide to online discourse for even bigger faggots than me.

>>30797485
I have gotton a lot of shit from this general over the last months but never have I been so insulted as to be accused of fagotry that massive.

>>30797443
That would explain it. Nobody is going to do shit that just pisses of their qm.
Well DHfags did but their qms expectations were unreasonable.

>>30797535
Still waiting on that olddh reboot that was being mulled over

I'm awfully interested in how it would read and pan out.

SUPER

>>30797610
I know if I were to do it I would maybe retcon a couple things.

>>30797693
The rape?

>>30797797
Fuck no. The agreeing to the deal of the deer
It leaves a sour taste in my mouth to know it only happened because people were trying to vote against iFag to apease the qm.

>>30797807
Wouldn't retconing that have a large effect on a bunch of other things though?

I do get what you mean however. I would have thought learning somebody voted against what they wanted just to keep him calm would have made warlock reevaluate himself as a person.

>dh fags never shut up about dh
>One of them threatens to reboot olddh
>They never do it
Classic shitters. Back in the day, cyoa hijack threats were followed through!

>>30797881
I agree.

>>30797881
Nobody could ever run DH like Warlock could
Neurosis aside he was a fantastic qm.

>>30797915
This is true

>>30797915
This is incorrect but not bait.

>>30797031
I dunno, I kinda like him better than Smooze.

>>30798122
Live

>>30798125
>the madman is really doing a DH hijack.

>>30798153
What do you mean, i am the OG, straight outta moscow, forrealizies Warlock/Cain mofo.

>>30798125
I'm gonna be honest. I am a little unnerved that people think Rimes ice is op.

>>30798192
I'm a little unnerved by what a little bitch you are.

>>30798217
I agree.

>>30798217
I know you are but what am I.

>>30798219
This nig right here.
My nig.

>>30798222
A miserable excuse for a human being.

>>30798232
H-hey, you'r enot me!
You're going to give my quest a bad name!

Everything wrong is ifags fault

Reee impostors

>>30798257
Shut up, Jeff.

>>30798265
Fuck off dude, you don't even know my real tripcode

>>30798265
I honestly can't remember if this is his real trip

>>30798232
Oh snap.

>>30798232
I walked into that one.

Sweatie Belle quest when?

>>30798334
N O W

>You're Sweetie Belle
>Rarity's at work, your parents are at a game
>You have nothing to do
>You're sooooooooooooooo bored.

>>30798340
Masturbate.

>>30798340
Turn on all the faucets in the house, and plug all and any drains you can find.

>>30798362

>Your lack of attention depresses you, if only there was a surefire way to get them to notice you...
>Oh! You know! You'll become a delinquent!
>Hmm, what's a delinquent thing to do?
>Vandalism!
>You grab some scraps of cloth, socks, anything you can find.
>Running to every faucet you stuff them with a wad of fabric and turn on the sinks.
>You watch the water rise, one by one, your glee filling as they do.
>God, being a jerk feels better than you'd thought it would.
>In fact, it's making you feel something you haven't felt since your uncle visited last summer.
>You're feeling...
>WET
>And not just rom the water flowing from the sink basin.
>You fall to the slippery floor and plant your hoof to your neathers.
>After an hour of work you successfully ave your first orgasm!
>YAAAY!
>Oh man this is so fun, what do we do next?

>>30798408
Go to canterlot and call princess celestia a fag.

>>30798408
Cry for no discernible reason.

>>30798450
>>30798430

>You break into tears, strange emotions illing you from every which way.
>You just sit there for a while, sadness enveloping.
>Afte ryou've cried enough tears to fill a sink (haha geddit :DDD) you leave the house.
>There's a certain princess you've been meaning to tell what's what for a while now.
>But how do you get there?

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>>30798447

>>30798489
Set yourself on fire, with magical dragon flames from that little purple fella that hangs out in purplefat's ass.

>>30798489
Train

>>30798508
>>30798524

>You walk around town till you Find that scaly little beta.
>And punch him in the gut.
>He poofs fire all over you
>You are whisked through the air in an incredibly painful fashion
>You should've just taken a train.
>But eventually you make it to cellylestia
>Falling towards her screaming "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG"
>Before impaling yourself on her horn
>Truely a delinquint's death
>Good job, pround of you

GOOD END.

>>30798538
I agree

>>30798538
I think it was for the best they went with anon instead of glimmer.
I love glammy wammy but anon just worked there.

>>30798779
From what I hear a lot of people did not even give the quest the time of day just because it had an anon mc.
Maybe I should have a look at it.

>>30798837
Because anon is a shit mc.

>>30798837
A couple vocal people who spout their opinion at every available opportunity is not "a lot."

>>30796541
Pretty sure thats not true.

>>30798899
Were you here a year ago?

>>30798478
I never much liked the australia stuff but it works here.

>>30798837
I'll be honest, that's why I avoided it too. If it had been Glimmer I would have been all over it.

>>30798192
Literally no one

>>30798993
There was that one guy who misremembered her ice as armor piercing.

>>30799044
They don't know how the quest goes, only the memes.

>>30798992
same actually

>>30798992
>>30799064
I thought /mlp/ hated glimmer?
Is this a case of hatred of anon overcoming hatred of glimmer or are you just glimmerfags?

>>30799080
/mlp/ hates you more.

>>30798920
Since thread 1.

>>30799138
There was no thread 1.

>>30799186
You sound like a newfag trying to pretend to be an oldfag.

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>>30799199
>>30799199
Continuing where we left off.

>>30799209
You caught me. I just got here yesterday at the recommendation of a friend.

>>30799232
Yaaay, the recomending cyoa to friends idea is taking off

>>30799274
I only came because he killed himself, and tried to blame me, and now I need something new to occupy my free time. I think Ponies and roleplaying are gay, and he didn't actually ask me to play anything, so I'll just hang out here and ask questions about stuff I don't actually care about every time they're brought up, force shitty memes, and be obnoxious in general. Also, we weren't really friends, I only hung out with him because he was a little bitch, and I needed someone to billy.
Speaking of which, what's this "recommending cyoa to friends" thing you just mentioned. Give me a long, detailed explanation so I can justify not actually reading it by blaming the length.

>>30799335
>billy
that's a cyoa meme
you exposed yourself as a liar

>>30799342
No, really, I'm a newfag. This is my first time on the four chan. I'm originally from reddit, where I uboated meme posts, and used totally hip memes, like the Nazi frog guy, in unrelated conversations all the time.
Speaking of which, what's this "billy meme" thing you just mentioned. Give me a long, detailed explanation so I can justify not actually reading it by blaming the length.

>>30799335
I didn't actually kill myself, I just hate you and want everyone else think to you are responsible for my death. Some might see that as a shitty thing to do, but I needed to disappear and you have no idea how much of a dick this guy is. I do feel a little guilty about pointing you here though, no one deserves this.

>>30799375
>no one deserves this.
iFag deserves this.

>>30799396
But he did nothing wrong.

>>30799401
This is true.
On the other hand I think he might be the guy who said he recommended this place to several friends in which case he did do something wrong.

>>30799375
After you left, I pissed on your bed, and your parents think you did it before you died.
Also, I creamed on your favourite cat. It's mine now. I marked it.
And later tonight, I'm going to leave a box, addressed from you, with a bag of shit in it rigged to catch on fire when they open the box. Kinda like leaving a flaming bag of dog shit on your doorstep, but this time it'll make it past the doorstep, and it's also not dog shit.

>>30799359
Don't listen to him, this motherfucker put a hex on my cat after trying to summon a succubus while browsing /x/. The worse part of it is that it actually worked, I had to get my cat exorcised after it started to taunt me sexually day and night, you might think that's sexy but it's not. It just screatched and yowled really juvenile sexual things at me in a creepy cat voice. Thinks like ayy bby want sum succ, it was incredibly disturbing

>>30799419
God damn it, I just had that cat cleansed, whatever it's yours now. I can't even look it in the eyes anymore.

>>30799419
Also jokes on you, my parents are totally into that shit, that's why I had to disappear. They're probably already trying to call you to hook up.

>>30799434
It was really hot, you just have shit taste, and are probably part of the homosexual classifications. I would have tapped that poontang myself if it wasn't for the whole soul sucking shit.
Also, thanks for confirming my suspicions that you're still alive. I'll find you eventually. You can't run forever.

>>30799465
Which one, the watersports, or the burning shit? I think they make shit scented candles. Maybe I'll buy them some for Christmas.

>>30799491
Both, actually that would be sweet, they'd like that. I'm sorry I pointed you here, you can still be pretty cool sometimes.

Don't try to find me, I used 800 proxies, so good luck. Just come pick up that damn cat.

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>>30799517
rrwwrrraaayyyybbbbyyyyy rrrrwwwwaannntsumsuc

why are over half these games shit anymore i want the old ones back

>>30799517
I already ordered a my little private detective kit off of amazon, it'll be here in the next few days. You're fucked kiddo. It comes with a fun little detective monocle, a notebook for taking detective notes, forensic tools for analysing fingerprints and semen/hair samples, and all sorts of other goodies.
You'll be super jealous when I show it to you. It's really neato.

>>30799529
Kinky.

>>30799533
Darkest Hour, planeswalker and delta p were all ruined by whiny retards.

Darkest Hour and planeswalker were two of the best cyoa we ever had so there may be a pattern of the best cyoa getting fucked.

This means mediocrity is the best choice because it won't get ruined.

>>30799598
No, Delta P was almost ruined by one particularly retarded player, and then got saved because the other players weren't retarded.

>>30799598
You're half right but Delta p is on the same high level as planeswalker.
Darkest hour was just pretty good but nowhere near delta and plabes.

>>30799609
You mean the going out alone stuff?
That was kind of dumb but I don't think it was dumb enough to need the rage it got a no response would have been sufficent.

>>30799610
But you agree they were all ruined by whiny retards?

>>30799629
I'll agree they were ruined by you.

>>30799629
Oh yeah absolutely.

>>30799629
As a newfag I wish to ask how they were ruined.

>>30799598
>two quests I disliked and one I am neutral about
Fells good, although you have my condolences for your suffering. The worst I ever had in quests I liked was the Sharpie sexuality arguments.

>>30799665
Google it.

>>30799665
Delta P had a disagreement over if the MC should dislike unicorns or not. The QM had suggested it as a character trait, but not provided a reason for why. Some people were fine with this and some weren't. And some were whiny retards about it.

Darkest Hour had fans who were vocal about liking the quest, which naturally drew some "ur quest sux" and "shut ups". One of the fans did not take this well and launched into long winded autistic defenses of the quest in response.

Planeswalker I dropped because the pacing was all over the place and the QM looked liked he enjoyed kicking the MC when they were down. You'll have to ask someone else on that one.

>>30799598
I stopped reading at Planeswalker. You clearly have no idea what you're fucking talking about.

>>30799694
>QM looked liked he enjoyed kicking the MC when they were down.
He did later say he only made the quest to puss of magic players because he was mad his force of wills were stolen.

>>30799721
*piss off

>>30799694
I think for Darkest Hour he was referring specificly to the mc switch.

>>30799721
Actually it was because I gave away my binder of cards years ago only to discover that I would have almost 15 grand today had I kept it. So, yeah, I was trolling then. He's right about the pacing, though, that was all over the fucking place. Unbound was an attempt to fix that but the pacing still isn't right. I've been testing the waters again with LPTA to see if I can't improve my delivery. Some players seem to be enjoying it but looking back I personally seem to notice a pattern in my setup. It's only been 5 in game days and tons of shit has been heaped on the mc. I think that's my big fault when running games - I'm constantly cramming action or plot twists down player's throats. I've resolved to have zero plot twists for the next few game days, only lewd and consensual boops. Moving towards the future I might reboot Planeswalker a third time but not be an oblivious dipshit about it and offer the players more options like I've been doing with LPTA.

>>30799721
>force of wills were stolen.
I would be mad as well.

>>30799825
Oh never mind.
Should have read the rest of the thread before posting.

>>30799223
Semantic Error A world so cynical that street gangs are unmotivated to do mayhem.

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And herer's you dialy dose of...

Who's that poneyer

>>30800472
Fleure di lis

>>30800472
A Changeling?

>>30800504
Why did the John Cena one not get this response?

>>30800505
I wasn't here.

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>>30800472
>>30800488

>>30800504
Correct! It is, in fact, a changeling.

This is Sweetheart

But it’s just her most common disguise, as she’s actually a changeling named Nymph.

You first meeting with her… didn’t go so well. This bug took the place of some other pony to accomplish her ambition: nothing less than to take over the world! But with the help of Eerie Birch and Winter Seed, another one of your friend, you managed to have her arrested. But you’re not the kind of pony who give up on fellow ponies, and you took it on yourself to make friends with her, and managed to have the changeling freed upon the promise of eventually having her reformed.

Sweetheart is convinced she’s a genius, and even after her failed plans, she still has an awful lot of self-confidence. Even though you’ve got to agree she’s very proficient in her array of skills, especially in manipulating ponies. And massaging them too…

Still, after proving several times the benefits of friendship to her, Sweetheart has already shown some reactions to your pleas. You think you’re on the right way to uncover the good pony behind that hard chitin.

But still… as part of the conditions for her freedom, she still has an enchanted bracelet at her wrist. Saying the words “I love you” at her will instantly paralyse her, and “Mistakes were made” will free her. Just in case…

>>30798175
He lives in Piter iirc. Ya dun goofed

>>30800568
Nah, I remember his trip home was delayed because of the train attacks.
I was honestly a little worried he got killed in them when he did not show up.

Angel is fat.

>>30800796
I have no comment on that but horsey is in fact a homogay indivijual

>>30800839
False

>>30800863
Yeah, and twilight sparkles mistakes in bad mares don't count because they were player made

What have you learn about /cyoa/ recently?

>>30800893
Blord

>>30800893
I have only been here about a month but they do not like textual caricature of their flaws. This is the first time I have ever really been part of an online community though so maybe that's an american thing more than a /cyoa/ thing

>>30800910
I think it's an american thing

>>30800893
That your quest is shit

So are we not getting adolf hitler horse goes to ikia?

>>30800910
Just state your criticism like an adult instead of whining about it passive aggressively.

>that one quest that will never be finished

>>30800910
wew

>>30797631
LATE

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>>30800796
>>30800839
>>30800863
Why are you arguing about a fatty and a homogay when you could be talking about the best spicehorse?

>>30801482
Blatant waifu bait shit

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>>30801552
Look at your waifu, hasn't she been through enough?

Puya posting is the wave of the future from 18 months ago.

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Wow! Whispen!

>>30801646
Angle has a personality though.

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>>30801669
Don't try to ch....Hey! Whispen! Look at her eat that cheese!

>>30801671
You win this time, but I'm watching you.

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>>30798063.
Here's a better one. That's Mora, one of our QMs, post-ponyop.

That was a one off shitty edit of the original image never meant to be seen again. My files are a mess ever since I zipped and unpacked them. It's a personal tragedy

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Fins draws cute ponies.

>>30801671
If you consider alcoholism a personality.

>>30801958
It is a valid personality trait fuck you.

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>>30801958
You may insult my waifu but you do not insult Bath-senpai

>>30801646
>Look at your waifu, hasn't she been through enough?
Oh god the poor mamifag

>>30801671
Are we talking about spicy quest or Darkest Hour

>>30801885
0.8 cute and 0.3 cute.

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>>30801958
>>30802051
>>30802084
>>30802086
Delet This

>>30801195
What is:
Cursequest
CYborg
Spicyquest
Hijack
Generquest
Mendacity
Risquest
Etc.

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>>30802274
someone finish this, I got to go

>>30801195
>every quest run by Arc

In this thread:
Certain anons continue to attempt to bite the hand that feeds them even though there are very few hands left that haven't been chewed off to nubs.

In the next thread:
Certain Anons will attempt to cry about how it's all the QMs fault for not feeding them with their bloody stump hands.

>>30802479
>In the next thread:
>Everyone rejoices for we will finally be free and there's virtually no quest left worth staying for if we hadn't been here already. Frog in the boiling water etc.
ftfy

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Big Mare Hero continues. Old buildings edition:
>>30802693

>>30802697
It's shit.

>>30802697
History yay!

Running.
>>30802720

>>30802479
A couple of those hands truely deserve it.

>>30802697
it's a box

>>30796284
Foe
>>30800844

>>30803148
It's shit, too.

I am sad. I saw a butplug shaped with russian president Vladimir putins head and got all excited to purchase that cause it seemed fun.
Turns out it's a display piece rather than a real sex toy.

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>>30801820
This zebra was clearly intended to be lewd. So... you have the finished picture?

Choose a waifu by how useful her cutie-mark-giving special talent would be for you in your normal daily life together.

>>30803449
gay

>>30803662
I choose either Frosty Rime or Ice. It's fucking hot around here.
Probably frosty. She seems a better mother.

>>30803760
>She seems a better mother
How so?

>>30803760
she's more of a, "COOL" aunt.

>>30803933
I have not read either quest so I am just going off what I have heard in the general. There is some contention over her suitability as a mother (or more accurately her maternal nature) but it's better than the nothing I have heard about ice.

>>30803942
Personally I would be more worried about disagreement then no mentions.

Twilight is always right

>>30803964
Normally I would agree with you but people are so fucking pessimistic about Darkest Hour I no longer pay much attention to those who say bad stuff about it.

And no way in hell I am reading an entire quest just to decide if somebody is a decent mother.

Are there any quests right now like the one with those lesbian ponies in the submarine?

>>30803996
I haven't read that one so what exactly sre you looking for?

>>30804000
Sex and monsters.

>>30803942
>I have not read either quest so I am just going off what I have heard in the general

I want to make it as clear as possible that I don't exaggerate when I say that this is the most stupid and retarded thing I have read in this general in ages and it's the absolute worst thing anyone could ever do in any situation.

>>30804007
I agree. I would have told him the same thing, but I didn't really feel like putting in the effort, or talking to him at all.

>>30804007
I disagree.
If he was basing his choice off that to begin with sure but it's simply a way to choose between two poners with the same talent which was the thing this is actually about.

>>30804007
That's pretty paranoid.
I'm sure there's been dumber stuff said. I only got here today, and I'm also a girl.

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>>30803942
>>30804007
>>30804045
>>30804049
>>30804055

>>30804089
Don't eat your own intestines. It can be detrimental to your health.

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So I enter games at random and make choices that the other players hate and try to get the mc to perform sexual acts. Am I a bad person?

>>30804111
No, I love you. You are a wonderful and beautiful human being and I want you to never stop doing it.

>>30804111
Yes. That's very rude, and hurts my feelings.

>>30804106
Is that right...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L2ooG_MX9E

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>>30804111
>So I enter games at random and make choices that the other players hate
No no, it's fine, the Qm can expeiment with this and get better at writt-
>and try to get the mc to perform sexual acts
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE

>>30804111
Are you one of the people that had us betray the zodiacs trust and go down into the labyrinth alone in Zodiac?
If so kill yourself and your posse.

>>30804111
Somebody needs to keep those QMs on their toes.

>>30804126
What's with this anti sex attitude in cyoa of late
Also
>>30804111
Kill yourself.

>>30804111
You are the hero /cyoa/ deserves.

>>30804111
You are a shitty person but at least the acts are sexual so that softens the blow a tiny bit.

>>30804225
>the blow
heh

Snoot abuse is morally justified.

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>>30804111
Ummm,
Which quests was it?

>>30804327
Deus vult

>>30804111
No, you're just an irritating retard who can be easily ignored, it was a mistake to even give you this much attention you sad little virgin.

>>30804327
I'd like to hear these so called moral justifications you monster.

>>30804111
ifags faggotry knows no bounds.

>>30804593
What could possibly make you think that's iFag?

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Where the white mares at?

>>30804593
Shut up, iFag. That's clearly Jeff.

>>30804593
Not everypony is fucking iFag dude.

>>30804682
Today's our date with Frosty AND the slumber-orgy!

>>30804665
Shut up pedophile.

>>30804665
>Not everypony is fucking iFag dude.
>everypony
Shut up, iFag.

>>30804665
I am pretty sure that nopony would fuck ifag.

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Can we all go back to not being retarded and speaking in memes please?

>>30804728
ayy lmao

>>30804728
I agree.

INTERGALACTIC!

>>30804808
PLANETARY!

>>30804728
This is the future you chose.

>>30804830
PLANETARY

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To clarify, CYOA memes are all fine and good, I just think arguing in memes makes ya'll seem like a braying moron.

>>30804849
PENAL

>>30804857
I disagree.

>>30804869
I disagree

>>30804861
SNOOT

>>30804898
I agree.

>>30804857
>Litteraly avatarfagging

>>30801230
RESPONSE

>>30805283
Stuck in train simulator continues.

>>30804929
How do you still not know how to spell literally?

>>30805363
I knew I had it wrong but was to lazy to correct it. In hindsight that was a mistake given this is /cyoa/.

of course the mistake in this post was intentional you tatds.

>>30805407
Was the "intentional" mistake making a post to begin with, or just existence in general?

>>30805433
I deserved that.

>>30805488
You deserve worse.

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>>30805538
How much do you like ponies Dressed in PPE?

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>>30803752
Oh shit, I'm sorry.

>>30804593
Hey screw you, that wasn't me.

>>30806093
Waaait a second.
That's his real tripcode.

>>30805212
You are in the situation bitter roots here finds himself in and have to put together a team of cyoa mcs to face this menace.
Who do you choose?

>>30806113
I feel it should be noted that raven fighting a hydra is not totally accurate. She fought one but it was a team effort.

>>30806113
You're are mom.
She can crush them all by just rolling over.

>>30806132
This

>>30805842
needs eyelashes.

>>30806132
>You're are mom
Dam right I am, this last month is the happiest I have ever been.

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>>30806155
pretty sure he's a colt tho

>>30806195
Now put him in a skirt, and give him some poorly applied makeup.

>>30806156
I'm happy for you anon, the birth is a pain in the ass though.

>>30806156
I'm not happy for you, anon. I hope the birth is a pain in the ass.

>>30806244
Don't you mean hope the birth was?

>>30806244
Jokes on you.
I adopted

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>>30806202
I have no idea how do do the skirt, desu.

>>30806251
Turn that smile upside-down.

>>30806269
This is getting a little unsetteling at that point.
>>30806251
do it fag

>>30806250
I hope the kid fucking dies and they never allow you to adopt another.

>>30806281
Shit dude. I know it's 4chan but that's a little too far.

>>30806281
Now that's what I call edgy

>>30806281
You made me cry, i am gonna frosty rime cultist you

reminder that that scene does not mean she can not be a good mother

>>30806303
that is not even that edgy cyoa is quick to call things edgy they probably do not even know what edgy means

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>>30806269
>>30806276
It mostly just looks expressionless. I could make a better frown if I got rid of the tongue.

>>30806342
The tongue is important. Keep it.
Give him some sad eyes, and runny makeup. Make it look like he was crying.

>>30806324
>frosty rime cultist
I get it.

>>30806354
i dont

>>30806364
frosty rime ran a cult for a while before the quest began and that is how she got her ice cream powers

>>30806376
I'm honestly not sure why she was able to make ice cream.
Warlock was never afraid to say we could not cast a spell because we lacked the skill so it was a little odd he did not do the same with ice cream.

>>30806386
i just told u why can you not read dumb fricker

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>>30806348
I dunno what you mean by sad eyes. I'm about at the edge of my ability, baka desu senpai.

>>30806402
>the tears dripping down onto her hoof and bed
Nice touch.

>>30806364
Early in the quest Frosty threw a bag containing a child at a group of cultists to enable her antimagic aura to do it's work.

Anon was saying she would throw her own kid at the edgelord
Which reminds me
>>30806281
Now that's what I call edgy

>>30806402
Now draw a framed photograph of David Bowie wearing a sombrero in the background. The frame must be gold. Not real gold, wood painted to be gold, and the background in the photo must be a light blue.

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>>30806402
What have you done, this is disturbing. A+

I have read the entirety of every pluto quest except outcasts and I don't think he has ever forgotten his name.
Or forgotten to announce his session for that matter.

>>30806402
Mess up the mane a bit.

>>30806439
Yet he forgot his own lore on deer clothing.
I really hope he decides to go with what he originally said about deer wearing clothing. I feel in most quests it would not work but it works here.

>>30806441
I think that is above the skill level of the artist

>>30806446
That's not very nice. I believe in him.

>>30806443
I think the worst pluto forgetfulness was the mercenaries I forget the names off.
He named them, forgot the name, gave them a new name and then forgot that name.

I agree though, he should keep the deer wear clothing thing.

>>30806463
I hear he forgot some of his lore on changelings.

>>30806463
I hear he forgot where he lived, and moved in with some nice Asian people who adopted him, and then forgot where they lived too.

>>30806483
Yeah but that was understandable.
Almost every thing he forgot about over the course of nebula was only caught because I found it so chances are all the other players forgot as well.

not writing down the name of one of his species was just embarrassing, especially doing it twice.

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>>30806419
>>30806441
I tried.

>>30806531
One last thing, dirty up the room. It's too clean. Put some stains about. On the skirt, the bed, etc. Peel the wallpaper a bit too.

>>30806500
Speaking of players forgetting things I hope he puts together a pastebin of notes for wide open skies.
Nothing fancy. Just each countries ruler and their religious leanings would be nice to start with. Even if that information is only added when mentioned in thread

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>>30806553

>>30806596
Yes. This is good. Thank you, anon.

>>30806572
Why the fuck would religion be the main thing you would want in the notes?
The fuck is wrong with Plutofags?

>>30806615
I don't even play the fucking quest and I know racial and religious tensions are a major theme. Keep up fag.

>>30806623
I know that. I was just messing with you.

>>30806642
Merely pretending!

>>30806605
You can be weird sometimes Mora.

>>30806605
Alright, cool. I hardened your dick, so how about you harden mine? I want more qt zeeb.

>>30806668
I can't draw.

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>>30806673
pls zeeb

>>30806684
I can't do anything more than pixel shit, and I already drew a morapone. I have nothing to give.

>>30806690
Offer your own sweet boipuccy

>>30806642
>
I was just pretending to be retarded

>>30806498
I hear the Asians that adopted him were terrible people

>>30806698
I need more than pretty pictures for that boyo.

>>30806705
I hear Arbys is having a special on their roastbeef sandwiches. Some kinda get five for slightly less than normal deal.

>>30806705
Nah, they war refugees who abused him and shot his dog.
That's where his refugees don't contribute attitude came from.

>>30806719
*they were war

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>>30806690
>>30806706
>sobbing intensifies


wew

>>30806743
Come on now, guy. Don't cry.
Give me something specific you want, and I'll make it, as long as it's not weird, too much of a bother, and within my ability.
What would you like zeeb doing? Do you want him in a silly outfit? I can put him in a cat costume. Everybody loves cat costumes.

>>30806757
How about... cute little zebra hugs? Happy things.

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Anyone ever feel like this place has a really weird fixation on certain individuals?

>>30806782
Like who. I'm not gay. Maybe you're gay.

>>30806782
I'm more concerned about the hypocrisy.
It's not like all the ways we act like hypocrites are related either, it's multiple unrelated things.

>>30806800
I think the individual one that bothers me the most is the edge. I know the Darkest Hour stuff was just people who did not like the players looking for chances to shit on it but it does not explain all the other edge double standards.

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>>30806780
Here's Mora giving Mora a hug. Is this satisfactory?

>>30806829
Thanks Anon, that is pretty cute. I just love qt poners. It feels so good to see it.

>>30806816
Maybe if you didn't bring it up every day for 200 days in a row...

>>30806829
Thank you, this is qt, it's no cat costume, but I can live with it.

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>>30806856

>>30806860
i-i love you.

>>30806866
Too bad, he refuses to give up his boipuccy

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>>30806866

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I just had to do more thing.

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>>30806894

>>30806852
>he mad

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>>30806908
Damn. I shoulda thought of that.

In which CYOAs can I actually choose my own adventure instead of just playing the QM's quest?

>>30806920
In the one where you are the Qm

>>30806920
Most of them
Only recent major railroad I can remember was Hail.

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>>30806908
I would...

>>30806928
Why was Hal such a shitshow?
It dd not have the deliberatly hard to understand stuff that makes miracle unplayable.

>>30806975
*but it had many other issues
Hit post to soon.

>>30806975
>>30806979
You sure did. You kinda fucked that post up quite a bit there, buddy.

>>30806975
>>30806979
iFag.
We talk about it sending Warlock crazy but he never allowed it to affect his qming.
Cammy was determined not to allow anything he thought iFag wanted to happen.

>>30806982
Yeah. I did a bit.

>>30806983
Oh also early on aliens were meant to attack and when he fucked up and that never happened he did not know what to do with the quest.

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>>30806955
Everyone wants to touch the zeeb.

>>30806983
I agree.
Granted I am biased as the person he was trying to go against.

>>30807072
I wish more people in /cyoa/ would announce their bias.

>>30807077
Do you have some sort of bias that makes you want that?

>>30807086
Yes.
A bias for your cock

>>30807098
Anon this is all going so fast.

>>30807102
I only rush to give you the lifestyle you deserve my dear.

>>30807116
Oh my and what sort of lifestyle is that?

>>30807128
Why I can buy you the grandest of tech and provide you the most delightful of sex.