714: Fame and Misfortune
Written by M.A. Larson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzuLoIhNZwA
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5wsmg6
Friendship is Magic #57 is still storytimed here!
>>30688389
Pinkie Pie loves to laugh along with her friends and fellow ponies, but life's not all parties. Some times there's the planning for the next ones, right? But though it doesn't get voiced all that often, the concern that her contributions don't quite reach her audiences is real. It's enough that she'd seek Applejack's help out as early as around when Twilight moved into town. What does Pinkie want recognized as her magnum opus?
>>30735949
Previous thread.
The Stormy Road to Canterlot is still storytimed here!
>>30636173
My Little Pony: The Movie Look & Find is still storytimed here (spoilers!)
>>30661539
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
717: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
718: Daring Done -When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.
719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
720: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>>30741657
Away with you
>>30741666
Get out satan
721: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
722: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
724:Uncommon Bonds
725:Shadow Play, Part I
726:Shadow Play, Part II
Shimmer's doing the thing
>>30741665
>>30741675
>>30741668
For pete's sake, don't give it attention.
>>30741657
I like dashie as much as the next pony, but I think this is the MLP general, y'know.
>>30741690
No other pony could be as smug and cute at the same time...awwwww
>>30741705
She's not cute though, this one is way cuter.
>>30741722
Pretty much any other poner is cuter.
>>30741676
>>30741722
Sassaflash is very cute
>>30741722
>>30741727
>mfw non-dashie ponies think they're cute
>>30741734
The actual fuck is she doing?
>>30741754
Being horsey
https://derpibooru.org/1512432
>>30741761
Good thing my filters caught this.
>>30741746
Twilight is way cuter, too
https://derpibooru.org/1512248
>>30741754
She's just trying to help out a friend.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5x64l2
>>30741760
Anon what are you even doing
do not besmirch the honor of my adorable horsebando
>>30741772
Filtered.
>>30741666Cuddles
>>30741666
satanism
is it normal to make excited horse noises as a human
Triple Threat will be good, right?
You're not gonna believe this.
Filly booped 16 Changelingslovakians.
She was an interior decorator!
>>30741871
We'll tell you after we watch it
>>30741871
The only way triple threat will be any good is if Ember fights an army of bears to rescue Spike and Thorax.
>>30741883
The only way Triple Threat will be good is if an undead lich king throws a spear at Ember, killing her.
How is Fluttershy so cute
what is it exactly
I want an episode where Spike becomes a famous pianist. What would happen?
>>30741651
Wait, is that Samurai Jack reference?
>>30741904
hoofball
>>30741898
>Ember dying
>good
>>30741898
>not liking Spike's future wife
Come on, son.
>>30741905
I know the scene you mean but I don't think so. I feel like I've seen the whole "my own therapist gag" a few times before. Can't think of an example though.
I'm sorry, I don't want to be a pony. That's not my business.
>>30741930
>>30741930
>>30741930
What are you, some kind of furry?
>>30741930
Colt boops
>>30741984
very adorable
but all pony boops are good boops
Filly says that emotions are an outdated concept, and are useless.
>>30741990
All pone boops are qual, but some pone boops are more equal than others.
>>30741991
Remind filly that vulcans are fiction and that she needs to cut back on the Star Trek a tad
Is it okay to have a waifu and touch another mare's butt?
I am activating my pony bot
>>30741996
Filly says you're not the boss of her.
>>30742006
don't forget to turn on the safety switch
>>30741997
As long as no balls touch.
>>30742014
where are a mare's balls?
>>30742017
Next to her udder
Filly is trying to flush herself down the toilet.
She thinks it'll take her to a new world.
Filly protec
>>30742017
Mare is the ball
>>30742036
That only takes you to where your dead goldfish went.
>>30742036
When fillies die, where do they go?
Ponko's Modern Life
>>30742042
I want to do things to Flutterball
>>30742052
Ponko's
Modern
Life
Pineapple pizza>Pepperoni pizza
Starlight>Twilight
>>30742057
Would you play sports?
>>30742063
Pineapple pizza isn't horrible, but it's not great. Like Twilight.
I really want to fuck that ghost.
>>30742063
shut the fuck up teofag and get on my dick
>>30742063
just stop...
Spike develops a crush on Twilight Velvet.
What happens?
>>30742071
that seems dangerous
>>30742096
Nothing because no pony wants to fuck a dragon
>>30742063
stop avatarring
>>30742106
And Velvet is already married. And his adopted mother.
>>30742096
hoofball
>>30742096
Facesitting
What if Triple Threat is a meta episode, and Ember is a Faustfag, and Thorax is a Hasdrone?
>>30742096
Ponies are made of malleable sponge-like substance, she won't feel a thing.
Can I get a link to the last episode sticky? I never got to drink up that drama
>>30742123
What if Triple Threat causes the stallions to get a lot more development?
>>30742128
I mean like what he has on Rarity.
>>30742096
Rarara, in a display of topmost generosity, sets them up together and theycuddledhappily ever after
>>30742110
I thought Twi was his adoptive mother
>>30742140
uncyclopedia pls
Why is Fluttershy so afraid of fruit?
>>30742152
repressed sexual urges for other mares
>>30742140
I...I like this, a lot...
>>30742152
Because she was fruit
>>30742152
>sundown syndrome
Filly says David Tennant is a better Scrooge than Alan Young.
What if Triple Threat has a deceptive synopsis too, and the episode is actually about the Crusaders becoming super villains?
>>30742210
JESUS, IT'S COMIN RIGHT FOR US, NED!
filly wants you to praise god
>>30742352
I praise Cadance every night
Remember to clean your filly at least once per day.
>>30741775
did sunsets VA change? she sounds like a 30 year old smoker
>>30742287
how does filly know what bears is
What the age limit to join the brony party bus?
>no glim or capper on the official movie bus
YES
I am also part of the official tour
small fillies get in
>>30742287
What a cute little baby.
>>30742426
Look at all those fucking normos
>>30742426
Is that little boy wearing a Rainbow Dash shirt?
>>30742287
>when flurry gets older rainbow dash gives her flying lessons
>dash stops hanging out with scootaloo
RIP scoots
>>30742457
>those eyebrows
U N F
>>30742457
I want to steal Moondancer's glasses
>>30742460
little? he looks like the oldest kid there and the only dude in a bus full of little girls
>>30742461
>mom has wings
>three aunts have wings
>She'll be trained by Dash for some reason
>>30742463
>Not huff her sweater
Chh, this guy.
>>30742467
No I meant the kid in the blue. The one about to get on the bus. Or am I blind and is that a little girl?
>>30742139
A really shitty one
>>30742468
who should train the new god of equestria, the #1 wonderbolt or a fat purple nerd
>was doing dishes before coming back
>using fresh new dish soap
>it was apple-scented
>immediately think of appul
>heart starts pumping
I have a problem.
>>30742468
Flurry heart need a episode with all the mane 6.
I really want to know how motherly are the mane6.
We really know how cute and motherly would be twilight, we need to know the other five.
dont call yourself a true rarity fan unless you have 3+ plushies of her
>>30742498
>>30742498
>only three
>no framed posters
>no figures
>not wearing any Rarity merch
This bitch ain't no true fan
>>30742493
Most
Motherly
Mare
thats a big twily
>>30742510
She's right here, bg hat.
>>30742520
a large ass does not mean more motherly
>>30742390
I want to give Zipporwhill a bathAnd then dress her up in a diaper for bed
Good joke everyone, but we all know who the most motherly mare is.
>>30742529
You're a faggot but you have good taste in fillies.
>>30742524
???
>>30742520
She wishes.
>>30741675
I wonder if there's going to be an Amy Poehler-voiced pone in the new episode.
>>30742529
Don't do that.
Stop talking about ponies right now and watch this
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5x64l2
>>30742529
im calling the police
>>30742529
There can be only one.
>>30742540
i hated it
>>30742390
>>30742533
>>30742539
Don't give her a bath? But she's all dirty.
>>30742540
>the most embarrassing thing AJ ever did was burn some pies
how about wearing full cowboy garb to highschool? thats pretty fucking embarrassing and deserves ridicule.
>>30742540
CUTE
U
T
E
>>30742533
>Zipporwhill
>good taste
I don't understand
>>30742575
What a dumb horse human.
>>30742575
how did nobby make it into EQG
>>30742580
You shut your face, she's adorable.
>>30742579
That's what someone with bad taste in fillies would say.
>>30742540
>rarity has lettuce in her teeth but the sandwich is untouched
what kind of library allows food anyways
>>30742579
Zipporwhill is the best filly
>>30742590
Nigga my taste in fillies is the best
You're in the club and this lad slaps your filly's ass, wat do
>air conditioner broke
>95 degrees in my house
Holy fuck I'm sweating just sitting here
Anyone have any pictures of cool ponies?
>>30742608
>the CMC are bigger than regular non-background fillies now
>>30742598
>>30742601
Excuuuuuse me
Diamond tiara is cute as fuck but she ain't neither cutest nor bestest filly.
>>30742540
>nobby in eqg
he's made it in the big leagues
>>30742598
>>30742624buppy
>>30742608
>he doesn't want to feel the sunshine
>he doesn't want it to brighten up his day
>>30742540
unf
>>30742614
LOL I meant cool ponies, as in cooled off
That is a cool ponie tho
>>30742622
I think it's just scootaloo developing giraffe syndrome.
>>30742598
She's just discount Twist
>>30742627
I like Silver Spoon too much to disagree with you. They're both super cute and the best.
>>30742629
I wanna buppy her.
>>30742614
Cool and safe of the eye stealing anon
>>30742633
You should probably hang out with this guy then anon
>>30742630
Sunshine is nice, but not 24/7
>>30742638
Your mother was a discount twist.
Zipporwhill is cute as hell.
Around DT tier.
>>30742644
Thanks anon, I feel cooler just looking at him
>>30742606
Throw some pasta into the pool and watch the iron weeb drown.
>>30742628
>>30742583
What are you talking about? That's Normal Man, or Norman for short.
>>30742648
>Zipporwhill is cute as hell.
>Around DT tier.
And just like that we are now enemies
>>30742598
i only like her because i love dogs and glasses and her colors and wings and name
Yo, what up senpai.
I'm just here representin' best pone.
>>30742667
Maybe you should work on your tastes, then.
Faggot.
>>30742678
More like anal pony
Why was the glim glam forgiven but Luna wasn't?
>>30742654
>anon
That's Frisbee Soccer, wanted for collaring and otherwise clothing ponies.
>>30742678
best at what?
>>30742631
I don't really like eqg but fuck I love pony tails through that little hat slit
>>30742674
Oh, is that all?
>>30742259
Is she going to Diamond Dog Con, too?
>>30742681
How about you work on yours, with your no taste having ass
>>30742667
Meganekko fillies are superior.
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>30742689
Best at being better than your favorite pony.
>>30742688
you can't prove anything!
Who is the sexiest horse?
>>30742707
I hope the rest of your day is bad! When you sleep tonight I hope you have a nightmare!
>>30742702
Himedere fillies > makankosappo fillies
>>30742712
My favorite filly
>>30742712
>>30742712
those ones
http://img.pbooru.com//images/306/8b8e03fece1b18b4236600d8c9c9ad87.png
>>30742712
google seems pretty clear on this one
>>30742738
Holy shit
>>30742738Good evening, Vice President Pence!
>>30742747
Who is the vice president's favorite pony?
>>30742622
they are definitely bigger than they were in s1 and s2 right?
>>30742788
No, they're the same. Cute fillies never grow up and stay little and cuddleables forever
>>30742783
How much of Twilight's parents do you think we'll see in Once Upon a Zeppelin?
Based on the synopsis it seems like we may or may not see enough of them to add to their character a good amount.
>>30742839
it's not made out of real pegasus feathers filly, I was just joking
>>30742839
Just spread your legs already.
>>30742783
He's a classy guy, so I figure he'd go for the classy lady.
>>30742846
I will be really mad if spike don't appear in that episode. I want to know if twilight parent treat him like a son or pet.
>>30742875
"Hey motherfucker"
I think MLP is a good show, but not even the best cartoon of this decade, let alone the best cartoon ever.
>>30742875
>>30742882
That title is for steven universe
>>30742884
>>30742875
stop firing laser beams at each other, fillies
>>30742893
Are you being serious?
>>30742897
This has been pretty steady bait here for a few months now.
He starts with "there's better shows than MLP"
Then he leads into things like Loud House and Steven Universe.
People fall for it every time, it's tasty bait.
>>30742908
I guess you could say he's a master baiter.
>>30742884
>filly named coconut cream pie
everyone in the cartoon industry in the 80s was a dirty furry werent they
at first I literally thought "Written by M.A. Larson" was a meme because >buy my book in the episode
good to see he's still doing stuff, do we know whether he's back more officially or just a one-off?
How can I bait a filly?
>>30742944
a box of treats
>>30742944
"(random filly name) is cuter than you"
>>30741775
Do they release a short per day or something?
>>30742875
>>30742884
That's pretty cute.
job interview tomorrow
i might not get it but it makes my family happy I'm not NEETing anymore
>>30742394
They made her sound hotter.
>>30743000
you'll be alright
>>30743000
Good luck, anon.
>>30743000
good luck anon
>>30743000
Remember to not talk about fillies too much. Or not, depending of the job.
Since when the fuck is a subway footlong 9 dollars? I remember when it was just $5. what the fuck happened
ded
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO PHILOMENA
>>30743057
She's died 73 times since that episode.
>>30743057
Died along with the diamond dogs.
>>30743075
Did they make diamonds from her ashes?
>>30742540
Why are they using Sunset's old design
It's garbo compared to the one in FG
>>30743000
I learned pretty quickly that's it all about being able to phrase what you've done in a way that sounds like it suits their needs. Got offers out the ass once I learned to do that.
>>30743000
good luck fellow mlpg pal
what came first, the filly or the egg?
>>30743105
in the sense that they were warned to watch out for bronies and prepare to be harassed by brones and that bronies are mega creeps who jack off to the show.
>http://enter-play.com/products/MLP4/
>they accept fanart
I need to know if some porn artist actually got their SFW fanart in this
>>30743137
when celestia created the first filly it was full formed
I have a confession to make.
I think ponies are cute.
>>30743156
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>30743171
hnng that cheek squish
that song was so great
I have some investigation results to post.
You think ponies are cute.
>>30743177
I don't think.I know.
>>30743090
I wouldn't call it garbage. Sunset had the dominating bully girl aspect down pat with that outfit. She's just so much unbearably cuter with the dress.
how do i talk to a filly?
>>30743185
how often should i rotate my pone?
>>30743193
be like "hey filly"
>>30743193
Crouch down.
Maintain eye contact.
Jingle keys to keep their attention.
>>30743204
>>30743211
hey filly
>>30743216
>>30743222
ʰᵉʸ ᶠᶦᶫᶫʸ
>>30743211
HEY YOU!
MEME FILLY!
>>30743239
>>30741651
why bronies hate this episode?
>>30743239
Cute* filly.
>>30743247
LOL THEY'RE SALTY.
>>30743247
>almost every pony in equestria reads the book for plot convenience.
>everypony they meet is a retard for plot convenience.
>plot rushes incredibly fast with no room to breathe.
>rely on meta references as jokes.
>they sing to a small crowd when all of equestria read their book.
>conflict never resolved, rarity is still getting cancellations at her shop, everypony still laughs at pinkie pie, applejack will still be popular
>twilight shouldn't have the friendship journal, all her books were burned in the golden oak library.
>spike wrote in the journal for rarity, so it should be in spikes handwriting, not calligraphy,
>daring do didn't want to be known to the public, yet no one cares when they find out shes a real person.
>rarity goes mentally insane after only 2 ponies insult her.
>no one should know that fluttershy learned the same lessons as she stopped recording them in the journal.
the overall message was very unclear. it could either be:
>stop missing the point and look behind the words
or
>the ends justify the means as long as you help somepony
or
>dont criticize the show, its only for girls
"Hey Anon, Y-you Wan*HIC* wanna learn all about friend*BUUURP*ship or whatever?"
>>30743285
hell yes I do you cute drunk horse
you got a bottle on you?
>>30743264
I actually rather liked that the "main" conflict was never resolved, I thought that was a good lesson in itself. And there's nothing wrong with having multiple messages if they aren't mutually exclusive.
>>30743200
I don't know
She could look pretty smug and sinister in the newer one
>>30743307
my bad
meant for
>>30743185
>>30743285
Still the best one.
>>30743317
what an ugly art style
>>30743309
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE TWILIGHT
PICKLE TRIIIIIIIX
>Many folks report waiting in line for up to four or five hours before getting to board the bus.
>>30743317
why windwaker art style.
>>30743307
>>30743313
That looks less like a bully shiteating Shimmy and more like a "gonna fuck you all night long" Shimmy. Which is fine by me.
>>30743370
horses shouldnt be that sexy
>>30743373
it's his thing, he's been doin it for years
>>30743285
Think you've had enough for tonight.
>>30743386
Its really distinct pretty and with exaggerated characters designs
I love seeing it.
>>30743364
What do you even do on the friendship bus?
Why are OCs allowed on official merch?
>>30743407
Didn't she appeared in an episode?
>>30743395
You get your face painted and a bag full of pony stuff
>>30743421
Why are OCs allowed in the show?
>>30743407
Why did Sibsy get fat?
https://derpibooru.org/1512649
Now here's a REAL unf
I want to sneak up behind Dash and pinch her butt
>>30743433
Leave the show.
less stress = more fat
>>30743433
She got married.
Doesn't matter that he did it for the in into the business.
>>30743438
gross
>>30743438
>blocked by my filters
Probably not
>tfw you will never lick a stallions asshole while massaging his dick
Why the fuck even live
>>30743421
yes
>>30743430
because sometimes wishes come true
>>30743482
don't be such a faggot, anon
>>30743482
>not chugging his dick while massaging his asshole
fag
>>30743492
That comes latee
sleep tight mlpg
What's a good torrent client to use these days? uTorrent still passable?
>>30743598
I've always used qBitTorrent. It works just fine.
>>30743598
Transmission.
>>30743558
>sleep
What the fuck is that?
>>30743598
>uTorrent
Lmao no unless you like getting super hacked
Try qBittorrent
>>30743598
deluge
>>30743598
I'm using uTorrent 2.2.1, never update it cause I know the later versions are shit, and never found a good reason to switch to anything else.
>>30743598
Been using utorrent for years. Just make sure that you disable the ads on it
>>30743637
There's literally nothing wrong with the newer versions
>>30743648
I don't trust the versions that have ads. Is there anything great enough to update for anyway?
>>30743657
Just get qBitTorrent. It doesn't have ads at all...yet.
>>30743713
hello pone
>>30743598
Tixati.
Cross platform, feature rich, no ads.
>>30743680
>>30743681
What do fillies do on the can?
>>30743713
I want to suck that filly horn
>>30743684
when is that fat slug gonna cocoon and emerge as a beautiful pone princess
>>30743775
They piss and shit
Filly disrespected the wu tang clan.
Post fillies.
Filly is dismissed from the jury.
>>30743809
How'd she get out of jury duty?
I tried acting racist as possible and I still had to serve.
>>30743792
Anon that happened four years ago
Now you have a fat pone princess
Colt feels inadequate because MLPG only talks about filly
>>30742477
I want to marry that filly.
>>30743833
Well then maybe he should grow a mare vag
Stallion feels inadequate because MLPG only talks about colt and filly cocks
>>30743819
"Screw the system, I'm pro-jury nullification!"
>>30743833
MLPG is obsessed with fillies, not colts.
>>30743847
Enjoy your contempt charge.
If any of you are interested and want to take a look I storytimed these two books over here:
>>30743534
Thought it may be nice to take another look at the first G4 instance of seaponies with the movie coming up. Even if they ended up not being the design used in the movie, the art is still unique.
>>30743849
That filly need more love
Ponies are like a box of chocolates
>>30743904
Edible?
>>30743904
no one really asked for them?
>>30743833
Colt is cute too. Would cuddle both.
>>30743940
Well yeah, nothing in their right mind would love me.
>>30743940
Counterargument:
Ponies love everyone
>>30743940
Something something mindbreak.
>>30743871
She really does.
is Michelle /ourgirl/?
They're listening to you masturbate
>>30744008
I'd rather it be Claire, even though she's apparently some kind of sjw tard.
>>30744001
what, pony
what do you want
what are you scrunchin for
>>30744010
They're in the splash zone
>>30744010
>they know someone is whacking it
>they don't offer their perfect horse pussies
How selfish.
I-is this thread over?
>>30743598
last time i checked all the cool kids were using qbittorrent but that was a few years ago
>>30743598
I just put my nyaa torrents on Halite and works.
>>30744010
I fucking hate Starlight so much
And I hate how every Twiggles appearance has to include her
In the distance, Pinkie Pie is flipping you off. wat do?
>>30743681
>>30743680
noice
>>30743713
yo pinchy what is your special talent
>>30744050
Yes, this is the LAST MLPG thread
No more after this
EVER
>>30744064
Call her a fucking frog and remind her that every one of the Habs' cups are irrelevant.
>>30744064
Wonder why there's a rise in /b/-tier posts in here
>>30744074
Don't make me read that in Rarity's voice again
>>30744074
What a nice mare.
>>30744074
i want to hug that grump
https://derpibooru.org/1512696
>>30744063
I'm sorry you feel that way
>>30744103
unf
>>30744103
Wow, trash.
>>30744103
>This image is blocked by your current filter
You never post anything good
https://derpibooru.org/1458672
>>30744103
>Want the new Shimmer mini because it uses my favorite outfit of her's
>have to buy a bigass pack of dolls for $80
Fucking Hasjew
>>30744154
Filters caught it, thank god.
>>30744154
dude who the fuck are you
>>30744154
Getting it all out before school tomorrow, huh?
>>30744154
whoa i never realized how hot cumming in a vagina is
but thats like the natural thing your supposed to do
>>30744074
I feel like you're lying to me.
>>30744194
Lying, me?
Never!
We're on the internet, Anon: a place where all information is completely factual and serious
Now enjoy the poners while you still can
https://derpibooru.org/1512682
>>30744214
You keep making me want to touch that horse.
>>30744227
She's probably a very pleasant horse to touch
As long as you don't get too rough
>>30744223
Stop, it's getting worse.
There's more to ponies than butts.
They're about 50% eye 50% butt.
I can't stop thinking about Rarity and how incredibly amazing her voice is
Tabitha done good
>>30744230
I would be so very gentle with her. Unless she likes roughness.
>>30744241
Rarity is one of the most off-putting characters in the show to me, Tbh.
>>30743057
I like the idea of Celly being cute and loving with her pet
Filly treats for sale
The price is one virginity
Filly says that if you just stop using google and facebook, install common sense 2017, use a linux distro, use noscript and don't use chrome, anything else is just mental masturbation.
mount
rut
breed
cuddle
rut: command not found
>>30744285
The best way to deal with a filly.
>>30744299
Why are fillies so goddamn horny?
>>30744299
Is there any other way to deal with one?
>>30744223
>This image is blocked by your current filter
I hope you die desu
>>30744330
>blocking goggles
what the hell, man
Alright, fillies, here we go:
Trips right all go zebra stick jet x y stagger shallow cross hamburger green, on 3, on 3
BREAK
>>30744345
Horses with mustaches look so weird
>>30744074
This is the LAST MLPG. After this thread everyone will finally accept that this is the RAINBOW DASH GENERAL now.
>>30744342
Are those fillies like just friends or are they best friends like Lyra and Bon Bon?
>>30744360
give it a couple of years and their first couple of heats
>>30744362
And then what?
AND THEN WHAT
this is a good, blue thread
>>30744360
You tell me.
>>30744366
either they'll make it as best frens or they won't
time will tell
>>30744369
Why is the idea of fillies exploring each other's bodies and making their gal pal feel really good even if they don't understand why, so hot?
Reminder that a filly mouth is one of the best place to put your penis
Ya'll need Celestia.
>>30744378
Because you're sexually attracted to underage girls for their innocence.
AKA, a pedophile
>>30744390
Stop projecting.
>>30744390
I usually start out the day by masturbating to fillies or teenage girls.
>>30744385
Filly holes are the best holes
>>30744435
They really are.
OBJECTIVE BEST SINGING VOICES
Applejack>Fluttershy>>Pinkie=Rarity>Twilight>Rainbow Dash
>>30744477
I would put Rarity>Fluttershy but otherwise top tier taste.
>>30744477
>Appul and Dash at opposite ends
What did he mean by this
>>30744477
Fluttershy=Pinkie>The rest
This is all you need to know
>>30744488
They're both very different voices, especially when they sing.
>>30744488
It means the AJ voice is fucking heavenly and worthy of being loved, and the Dash voice is grating in pretty much all aspects.
>>30744477
Now do it by princess.
https://derpibooru.org/1495897
Fillies.
>>30744518
Celestia>Luna>Twilight>Cadence
>>30744527
>Cadence at the back.
I see...
>>30744534
She's nasally.
>>30744527
>>30744542
Really? I thought the aria and her part of the princess song were fucking great.
>>30744542
Give her a few years and she will have that gravely smoker voice like Sunset has now.
>>30744520
>'Heat' tag has only 66 images
>>30744547
I agree.
Still nasally.
>>30744552
>Images featuring high temperatures; for mares (or other females) in heat, see the estrus tag.
>>30744562
Fucking NERDS
>>30744554
I had to go back and listen to them. I have no idea what on earth you're talking about.Goddamn, Play Your Part is such a good song
>>30744548
>Sunset
>Rebecca Shoichet
>anything but the most pleasant and natural sounding voice
End yourself
>>30744582
Let them indulge themselves in their little fantasies.
>>30743849
I am obsessed with colts.
Is a major shame the show has not more colts.
>>30744578
>Soon will come the day it turns a-RAAAAAOUND
She isn't necessarily bad, but you can tell she isn't singing from the diaphragm.
>>30744582
I like women with husky voices.
What if Anon never stops asking "what if Triple Threat is bad?", even after we all watched the episode?
>>30744594
I guess? Even if the line doesn't have everything put into it, I still think it sounds very nice.Help me, I can't stop listening to pone music now. I'm in deep
>>30744684
You think you have it bad, I own the vinyl.
>>30744677
You know he will.
AND THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYTHING WE NEED
>>30744777
Nice digits for a nice poner.
Whatever happened to the guy who posted here with his drugs?
I miss that crazy fucker.
Rainbow Dash is such a cute terrorist
I'd let her bomb my house anytime as long as I get a hug beforehand
>>30744809
I have a waifu and must stay faithful
But smug unicorns wanting to be bred are so tempting
>Rarity not having the best singing voice
>Cadance not having the best princess singing voice
>>30744841
She's an extremely close number 2 for me. I'm simply too in love with AJ. She always manages to pierce my heart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOOrFwdGZlg
Has science gone too far?
>>30744841
Rarity sounds like a stuck up cunt when she sings.
>>30744875
That's fair. AJ is good pone.
>>30744881
Eat my ass.
>>30744887
Look at those friendship sluts and Rarity
>>30744887
Pinkie, stop mounting the princess.
>>30744887
HOLY SHIT
Is Rarityholding hooveswith Twilight?
>>30744899
It's okay, the pony police has been already called to take care of those deviants.
>>30744899
And I didn't even spoiler it. No one can stop me!
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>30744907
Anon they're in the middle of a full on all girl group hug and all you care about is hoof holding?
>>30744916
Thee others are as you said just hugging.
Hoof holding, especially in public is goddamn illegal.
Honestly, it's even worse, because they are trying to use the other girls as a shield so they can be perverted.
>>30744916
Of course
They're using a cute and innocent moment between friends to practice their degeneracy
>>30741775
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5x64l2
>Ireland
wat?
>>30744899
Twilight holds hooves with any pony.
She is a menace.
>>30744477
>Dash in the last
Show me a song better than Art of the dress
>>30744962
>liking blatant plagiary
Literally all of them
>>30744777
>>30744973
>not liking the best song on the show
>>30744916
I guess it's Catlot Anon (Complain About the Lack of Twirity Anon)
>>30744980
But Twirity is hands down the worst ship
>>30742461
That's stupid. You're stupid. I'm gonna cut your face, you stupid piece of shit. Dash and Scoots will be together forever. FOREVER.
>>30744986
Says the guy that likes TwiDash
>>30744990
Why yes, I do like best ship.
>shipping
>ever
>>30744996
Shut up best horse
>>30744993
>best ship
You're just like the people who think that pineapple pizza is the best pizza. Misguided.
>>30744993
There's only one lesbian ship that's canon and it's not twidash, mon amie :^)
>Rainbow Dash waves to her girlfriend
>Girlfriend waves back
Is there a cuter ship?
>>30745001
>good episode
>fun interactions
>tomboys loving girly girls is great
Yeah. Best ship.Pineapple on pizza is alright
>>30745002
How could Rarity possibly be a lesbian if she's my wife?
>>30745011
>Pineapple on pizza is alright
That and liking Raridash just proves one thing, that you're just as bad as Terse
Cute and perfect.
>>30744962
True true friends
Smile smile smile
Apple to the core
Winter wrap up
This day aria
In our town
Pony i want to be
Light of your cutie mar
Say goodbye to the holiday
Pinkie's present
>>30745002
She is into stallions.
>>30745018
None of those songs are as good
>>30745017
A million times more cuter and a million times more perfect.
>>30744996
What is this expression meant to convey?
>>30744962
We're not flawless
>>30745016Terse's taste opinions weren't even that bad. I've seen worse since he left.Like thinking anything with Twilight Sparkle is a good ship
>>30745028
>mfw RariDash shippers actually think this
lmfao
>>30745031
Nah
>>30745033
Go to bed TAW
The only ships worth having are the ones that have one horsecock and one horse pussy.
>>30745024
She's into pegging. Stallions aren't a necessity to that contrary to popular belief
>>30744962
We'll Make Our Mark
>>30745025
My condolences
>>30745028
a claim as absurd as it is easily disproven
not that it matters, since rarijack is the OTP
but still
ridiculous
>>30745032
>Like thinking anything with Twilight Sparkle is a good ship
What a sad existence you must have.
>>30745036
Ship R63 Rarity with everyone
>>30745036
>>30745043
I just don't like boring ponies
>>30745036
One or two horsecocks*
>>30745040
>>30745051
The only way Twilight is boring is if you don't watch the show.
But if you did you'd also realize how horrible Rainbow Dash is.
>>30745033
It's not hard to think about stuff that are 'canon' :^)
>>30745058
Only stupid people hate Rainbow Dash
>>30745036
Damn straight.
>>30745063
Only stupid people hate any of the ponies from the main cast.
All I'm saying is that all of them are better than Dash. Well, except Applejack. Not even Dash is as horrible as Applejack.
>>30745042
>rarijack is the OTP
Why are rarijack shippers the most delusional ones? It's almost embarrassing at this point.
>>30745060
>"canon"
The delusion is real.
>>30745063
>>30745071
>>30745074
I didn't know it was possible to be this wrong.
>>30745071
>Dislikes Dash
>Shits on AJTerse was inside of you all along
>>30745075
Are there any actual fuel for twidash besides them sharing a stare or standing next to each other?
>>30744864
>>30745083
Anon, I love all of them. There are very few ponies I dislike. But relatively speaking some are horrible. Rarity is so much better than almost everyone that it's not even funny, so other ponies like AJ and Dash ,who are still much better than the average pony, look like trash compared to her
>>30745090
>them sharing a stare or standing next to each other?
But that's the only thing all main cast ships have.
>>30745103
Most of them at least have an episode
The cutest
>>30745090
Literally the first episode. Do you really think that this was an accident? Dash was marking Twilight to claim her.
>>30745024
She only was using those guards to help her girlfriend not get kicked out of the Wonderbolts.
>>30745103
'Legit shipping fuel' always involve some form of intimacy; like hugging or doing something to make their significant other happy :]
unf
>>30745118
>It's not bullying, it's romance! They like each other!!
Are we in grade school?
love is shown through humility, not spite
>>30745130
>doing something to make their significant other happy
>>30745159
Raritwi a best.
why did this thread end with a lie
>>30745164
Raridash is great
Somewhere Larson is reading this thread and writing the script for an episode about ponies shipping the cast.
new horse where?
>>30745183
>>30745183
>>30745183
Take wing!
>>30744387
I need Celestia in my bed
>>30744527
Objectively Right.
I love Rainbow Dash.