714: Fame and Misfortune
Written by M.A. Larson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzuLoIhNZwA
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5wsmg6
Friendship is Magic #57 is still storytimed here!
>>30688389
There's a lot of different backgrounds in the lives of pony friends, but of course there's plenty in common as well. It's rather unlikely that any ponies but pegasi would have grown up together in Cloudsdale, for rather obvious reasons. It's not the only place they live, but it is a pretty big hub - think Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy recognize any other faces from childhood around Equestria? Who may have even moved to Ponyville around the window they did, perhaps?
>>30741651
Previous thread.
>grape
The Stormy Road to Canterlot is still storytimed here!
>>30636173
My Little Pony: The Movie Look & Find is still storytimed here (spoilers!)
>>30661539
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
717: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
718: Daring Done -When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.
719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
720: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
721: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
722: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
724:Uncommon Bonds
725:Shadow Play, Part I
726:Shadow Play, Part II
>>30745190
>>30745191
Why is Spike going to act retarded in Triple Threat?
Like, he is going to go Twilight sperg mode trying to keep two leaders, that are his friends, from noticing the other is there?
Does he not realize that they are his friends, so they won't lose their shit at one another?
Flutterfeets
something something filly.
>colt
>>30745183
Those are two ugly pegasususes
>>30745202
Buzzy little filly wings.
I'm going to bed, have a poof. Hope I'm back in time to provide more poofs.
>>30745209
You're one to talk, moondiaper
>>30745209
How dare you call Fluttershy ugly.
SOME
>>30745212
nice hooves
>>30745216
She's definitely ugly on the inside after going a few rounds with Discord
What weather are you guys having?
Boop her right in the snootle.
>>30745216
She's so ugly the only way she can get dick is from animals and a spirit of chaos.
>>30745228
It's going to be Rarity with chances of Rainbow Dash all week here
>>30745240
Sounds cozy~ <3
>>30745246
Dash better stay away from her girl.
>>30745252
Twilight is married to books though
>>30745252
Twilight's only true love is Spike.
>>30745252
You heard her, dash >>30745256
Stay away from Twilight's girlfriend
>>30745257
She's going to be heartbroken when Ember confesses to him
>Why have you forgotten about us, Anon?
>>30745261
Cute moms.
>>30745268
Because you aren't as cute as the new fillies.Don't worry, we'll forget them just as quickly as we forgot you.
>fillies
>>30745203
well hello colt
>>30745281
Where does this pony keep getting wigs from?
>>30745205
>>30745293
KILL AND YOURSELF
diversity!
>>30745286
Muffins brings them to her.
>>30745295HAHAHA SALT
>>30745275
Being forgotten must hurt.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30745297
I wish more artists would make black versions, they look really cute
>>30745315
kys
>>30745316
why
I think I'm in love with this filly.
>>30745318
becasue i said so nerd. also blacked verisons suck
>>30745319
is she taking a bath in the sink?
>>30745315
The ears and the horn ruin it for my. Mostly the horn, it looks misplaced. But other than that it's pretty nice.
>>30745319
those frogs are too detailed
>>30745315
I think it looks jarring with Rarity's design. They gave her pale fur for a reason, with dark skin the contrast is way too high, especially with the ears and horn. Like at least mottle the ears or something.
>>30745319
She looks sad, fillies deserve to be happy.
>>30745285
Hello foals
>>30745324
Prefect for grinding your dick against.
The only humanisation that should be black is Zecora.
Everyone else is a pure blooded Aryan.
>>30745324
The artist has a thing for hooves.
>>30745342
i do too, but, its too much
>>30745287
I want to hug him and cuddle away his sadness.
Hooves are sexy.
>>30745350
Would you fuck a pony's hooves?
>>30745330
Fucking racist.
>>30745350
i want to lick and suck those frogs, they are just the right amount of detail
>>30745350
Does Dash have a 'hoof fetish'?
>>30745338
No, Zecora is a pansexual Native American free citizen Irish fluid.
anyone else want a stompie revival thread
>>30745369
why did the castle have a glory hole, and why was it in a kids show
>haven't checked any artists' tumblrs in a while
>try one
>you have to have an account to get past the new "safe mode"
What in the goddamn diddly fuck
>>30745369
I don't know, but I want to worship her perfect hooves.
>>30745388
Be gentle remember she has sensitive hooves
>>30745388
I'd rather worship that featureless crotch.
>>30745386
same shit with twitter too apparently
>>30745369
fimfiction.net/story/151943
>Today is National Black Cat Appreciation Day
pretty birbs
>>30745398
silly birbs
>>30745398
birb love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC_bZPjwpVw
My Warframe is the hand and I am the will.
>>30745363
Why does she has a Scootaloo toy?
>>30745183
That scene was the highlight of the episode. For a second there I was a 12 year old girl going "thats so cuuuuute"
>>30745412
Why don't you?
>>30745386
its a dumb way to get you sign up for tumblr
>>30745412
She's in lesbians with Scootaloo.
>>30745380
Celestia and Luna built it when they were like college age, be glad the worst they had was a glory hole.
>>30745347
Colt deserves all the love
Filly is crying because she just lost her coltfriend in her balls
>>30745369
She might, we know she said she doesn't like people touching her hooves so maybe there's something to that
>>30745457
Tell her we can just buy another
>>30745397
she'll be fine
The best part of wakin up
Is pony in your cup
Reminder that narwhals are canon.
I love Sunset Shimmer
hoofsies
>>30745496
That's a big horn
>>30745479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZqv9Uyy_IQ
>>30745496
they were "canon" or existed before
>>30745499
I bet I love her more
And for longer than you have
>>30745350
Why in the fuck are they drawing frogs like this? Did they ever SAW one?
>>30745424
Same. I didn't even like the rest of the episode, but all the part with the song was so fucking great that I honestly don't know how to rate the episode.
>>30745548
>SAW
[twilight reeing]
>>30745548
If only. What about those humongous eyes, and the tiny muzzle? Have they ever SEE a pony? The nerve, man.
>>30745564
Twilight please, your overreacting
>>30745581
She cant help it, grammer is her thing.
>>30745183
Those horses are dangerously close to each other
One might get the wrong impression
Will she ever come back?
>>30745681
All the horses were very touchy last episode.
>>30745212
>poof
Poofs are ugly, eat curry and shit in the streets. Please don't post them.
>>30745398
>>30745401her big
featureless
>>30745687
I like it when they get touchy
Maybe I can join in
>>30745685
Nope
Died in a boating accident along with Philomena and the diamond dogs.
>>30745738Featureless turns me on more than features
>>30745743
How bad was bronycon?
>>30745738
>>30745743
>>30745748
I want to rub it good
This is zecora. Say something nice about her.
>>30745826
She was introduced in the best season.
>>30745826
She isn't a welfare queen.
>>30745748
Cute buttBut filly butt is better
>>30745826
She is a benefit to her community.
>>30745350
>>30745363
Would you?
>>30745457
Offer to dive in and get him back
>>30745860
I think Sweetie might give Dash a run for tiniest butt
>>30745869
Fuck her senseless while caressing those beautiful filly hooves?
I shall now cast a charm removing all pedos from MLPG
BEGONE, PEDOS. BEGONE
>>30745916
Your charm didn't even rhyme
So pedos won't leave until the end of time
>>30745916
Fillies are too pure to sexual. You can cuddle them though.
>>30745916
No you
>>30745941
I will nonsexually cuddle filly's insides, with my dick.
>>30745951
How about we compromise
You can smooch them, but keep your pants on
>>30745970
How about dry humps?
>>30745970
I'm not sure my dick will be able to handle that level of blueballing.
>>30745981
Alright but under the covers only with a sheet between you and a supervisor mare
Pony wants to know why you get mixed-race couples and implied cuckolded fathers when you do an image search for "unicorn couple".
>>30745992
Can the supervisor mare join in?
>>30745951
>>30745319
Zipporwhill would make a good wife.
>>30746028
I'd rather have her as my daughter desu desu.
>>30746028
>>30746035
This season had a lot of cute fillies.
>>30746011
No she is strictly there in an advisory only no-boop capacity
but you can hire a temp mare to fill that role if you want
>>30746119
I think you are confused anon
That is clearly Erroria
>>30746192
Scootaloo is such a lazy little bum
I bet she'd just lie there if I played with her little wingers
Scootaloo is such a lazy little winger
I bet she'd just lie there if I played with her bum
>>30746276
Please do not play with the filly bums
Pony says that all Nightmare Moon statues should be torn down because they scare her.
Is hating on pedos a meme, or do you guys genuinely hate pedos?
>>30746344
Shut the fuck up, if I want to sexualize make believe fillies, I will.
>>30745748
>*rarity claims*
>>30746363
I'll fite you irl, Rares. That butt isn't yours.
>>30746355
I think being a pedo is fine. I just see a lot of people here hating on them for no reason
https://derpibooru.org/1512882
Can someone pass a link to the last episode sticky? I love reading them
>>30746379
*rarity claims*
what's going on over here now
How are we going to save mlp?
>>30746456
I like this
>>30746456
Goddammit Rarara.
>>30746475
Bash the fash horse.
>>30746514
waaaay ahead of you
>>30746419
Yes
ha ha lesbians blah blah blah clams blah blah blah shit shit shit
>>30746475
its too late.
>>30746516
>those MS Paint brush lines
>>30746516
The fash needs to be eradicated.
>>30746542
I always say there is nothing sexier than a horse in a tub
>>30746557
You have never actually said that.
>>30746569
I NEVER SAID THAT! IT'S A SLICE YOU PIECE OF CRAP- *cans.wav*
>>30746578
I'M A NICE GUY
What if Triple Threat is a Steven Universe crossover?
>>30746419
I like it.
>>30746582
What if hoofball? Spike? Character developstallions?
>>30746578
>>30746581
YOU GODDAMN FRIGGIN FRUITERS AND YOUR SOUND BYTES!
THAT IS A LIE-, THAT IS SLANDER! I NEVER SAID THAT!
>>30746589
I AM NOT A JEW
I'M A CAPITALIST
>>30746589
I want sweetie to do that stompy thing on my stomach while I pet her
>>30746605
I want her to do it on my nuts while she laughs at me little dick and the other two spit on my face.
Filly wants to marathonHaruhiwith you.
>>30746617
>>30746617
>"spit on my face"
>not "piss in my mouth"
Pleb.
>>30746636
She's just a filly and I'm the one with the remote, we're watching ESPN.
>>30746665
Filly totally loves sports, no problem. So how many goal hoops did the home team score in last night's homerun?
>>30746658
I wish for filly to pee in my mouth
>>30746569
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30675615/#q30676795
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27417989/#q27418572
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27421431/#q27425377
https://yuki.la/mlp/29136959#p29140508
>>30746658
I'm not into sick shit like watersports/scat.
https://derpibooru.org/1401318
F F F Filly and the jets
>>30746712
whats with the weird fish tank
>>30746679
>ywn watch sportball with your cute filly gf
>swn shout "FAULT!" when a touchdown is scored
>>30746719
If get her a little baseball cap and jersey and giant foam hoof
>>30746736
I'd*
>>30746736
Sounds fun.
Filly says that her pee tastes like cider, and asks you to try it.
>>30746749
I'm the one who's supposed to trick fillies into doing sexual things with me, not the other way around.
BUY ANOTHER TREEBRARY, YOU RICH PRINCESS MOTHAFUCKA
What if Triple Threat is a filly?
An ode to Rarity
Your mane and off-white coat are great
Your accent I do adore
I'd buy whatever you are selling
That doesn't make you a whore
It's like my Filly used to say:
"Reeni reeni reeni reeni reeni & codeine & goddamnit, you little motherfucker, if you ain't got nothin nice to say then don't say nothin!"
An ode to Rainbow Dash
I never thought I'd love a pony from a cartoon
And now for your love I'd become a dueler
I'm worse at poetry than a fucking baboon
You make my life 20 percent cooler
>>30746790
but little girls need different toys anon, how will hasbro make any money?
An ode to Rainbow Dash
FRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
GURGLE
PLAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
Rarity is ready.
how do i filly
>>30746907
>>30746907
Is that her whore booth
>>30746907
>>30746911
>*steals rarity*
There is no such thing as good shipping, but if I had to pick a ship, it'd be Rarijack.
>>30746979
I'd pick the S.S. Alabama
>>30746979
>no such thing as good shipping
You already prove you have no taste right here, no need to confirm it with preferring rarijack.
Anyone know if Nightmare Moon ever changed her dagger pupils to round ones?
I'm asking because cats do that, and if NMM can do it. Nyx can I guess?
>>30747000
>oversized ears and hair
ew
>>30747077
>nyx
Whom'st?
>>30747085
What's up with faggots drawing pony ears in the weirdest way possible anyway? Do they sincerely think that it's somehow "creative"?
>>30747100
Okay I get it you're a troll that doesn't want to answer. Funny joke.
Now why is she doing a scrunch?
>>30747077
When she transformed in S04E01 we saw her pupils change, I think.
https://derpibooru.org/1513001
Those are some fantastic bits.
>>30747118
>muh personal style
>>30747159
10/10 horsecock
Rariponk also acceptable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=971RCecaZP8I can't believe Rainbow Dash is FUCKING DED
>>30747315
unf
>>30747335
I was shamefully aroused when she wanted to order a salad in Filly forever. I'm not sure why exactly.
>>30747335
I'd cuddle Sweetie. I bet she's soft.
>>30746035
In the distance, Ponko is flipping you off. Wat do?
>>30747472
but why is she doing a fat?
>>30747432
>>>/b/
Go back to your daycare, thanks.
>>30747485
Nothing wrong with doing a fat.
Why so plump, my faithful student?
>>30747500
>>30747511
Nice dubs fat pones
I'd do a fat.
>>30747437
No more chubby ponies. Where is the skinny pony art? That's what I like
>>30747570
>>30747582
>>30747570
THAT'S NOT WHAT HE MEANT
Pony with a healthy, normal body weight.
Imma leave my dubs here
At least ponies can't die from being too skinny.
>>30747618
Creative shoop, I'll give you that, but no numbers.
>>30747618
https://placeit.net/c/apparel/stages/mockup-of-a-serious-black-man-wearing-a-round-neck-tee-and-a-grey-jacket-on-top-while-walking-in-the-city-a14247
>>30747570
>>30747617
This is what he meant. Thanks.
>>30747629
>>30747624
Lmao, i'm poor and cant afford shoop, so I use placeit, it's like shoop but free and online.
>>30747624
Excuse me.
>>30747650
Uh, you're excused, I guess.
>>30747659
There is only one article of clothing a filly should wear.
>>30747677
this is false
clothing total should always be 0
>>30747677
>ywn huff filly panties
haha, alright, now I'm sad.
>>30747687
0 clothes, including a total of 0 collars.
>>30747703
collars are no more clothes than bridles and reins are
>>30747315
Show me a ship with Rarity that's not good
>>30747731
raridash
The cutest ponies always wear clothes or at least one accessory. It's why fashion ponies tend to be the cutest almost all the time.
>>30747742
Choke on 10 dicks my man
>>30747731
Raridash
But thats not fair, anything with Dash is terrible by default.
>>30747756
Only stupid people hate Dash
Aquamarinewearinga magical girl outfit
>>30747764
If I had to choose between stupid and right or smart and delusional...
>>30745196
Maybe he finds out that there's a longstanding feud between dragons and changelings, idk.
>>30747776
It's a shame you're stupid and wrong here.
>>30747797
>insignificant
not on my watch
The premise of Triple Threat is that Spike is worried Thorax and Ember won’t like each other.
Judging by the promo, I think he’ll turn out to be right.
>>30747801
I want to be Pinkie's workout buddy.
>>30747813
>I think he’ll turn out to be right
Why
>>30747731
Sparity.
>>30747817
You would not survive.
>>30747830That's just mean
>>30747826
Because the promo shows Ember and Thorax fighting, and Spike saying "My worst fears are happening!".
>>30747849
I bet it's a fucking dream sequence.
>>30747849
It's most likely Spike just thinking of the worse possible scenario. If I really thought Ember was going to fight a changeling that changelinged himself into a bear I'd be way more excited
>>30747774
She needs a cute talking sidekick, but what's cuter than a mahou shoujo filly?
What it Triple Threat is directed by Lars von Trier?
>>30747838
>rarity is a pedo
BURN THE WITCH
>>30747898
It's not pedophilia if it's a female.
>>30747898
Scalies are weird.
>>30747898
If you don't think Rarity is perfect for /ss/ you are stupid
Please do not create a filly army to do your bidding.
>>30747964
they would fail anyway.
Please don't use your filly army to rape and pillage human settlements.
>>30747990
That's what my griffon and diamond dog armies are for. I only send fillies in for scout work.
Please don't kidnap fillies to make them post "What if Triple Threat is bad?"
I think we should just ban you guys from fillies just to be safe.
THE FILLIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE ADMINISTRATION BUILDING
>>30747998
>scout work
Your fillies are going to be captured and slaved by rival armies.
>>30748032
All my fillies are ninjas and masters of stealth
>>30746901
by discontinuing the crystal castle and releasing a new treebrary toy
>>30747982
>>30747983
da'www
I just wish Twilight's castle was made out of wood.
Just her luck.
>>30748076
I just wish Twilight's castle was destroyed.
>>30748028
On it.
>>30748078
do not mare-ify the stallions
>>30748087
I wish Twilight was destroyed
>>30748100
Coltify the stallions
>>30748191
That is the day I learned not to discuss waifus around transformation horse
also bad anon
Can't believe I only noticed it now.
>>30748267
STRAIGHT TO PONY JAIL
>>30748307
HE KNOWS TOO MUCH!
>>30748307
>TS recolor
>is an earth pony
>with a talent in magic
Really Hasbro?
>>30748308
>>30748342
>Constantly talks about "ZE MAGICS!"
>>30748349
DOUBLE JAIL
hey the one in the upper corner looks funny
>>30748355
It is too late. The fillies are coming for you.
>>30748379
JUST LIKE THE PIED PIPER
LED FILLIES THROUGH THE STREET
>>30748366
The toothpaste looking one? Yeah, I bet her mane's interesting from the other side.
>>30748405
Gabby Gums pls go
>>30748379
fillies need to go filly other fillies or colts
>>30748401
Did people actually think it would be all white on the other side? I figure it would have always been a safe bet that it's just mirrored.
>>30748421i like the white side, she looks cute as heck with the contrast
>>30748430
shes cute no matter how you look at her
its a shame they almost never actually render the mane correctly outside of Amending Fences
AHH DARLING, I MUST DEFEAT DESIGNER X EVEN THOUGH SHE IS ACTUALLY MY SISTER, OOH!
>>30748421
It's inconsistent. Some scenes have her mirrored, others show the white side.
Filly wants to know if you like Mike or Joel better.
>>30748471
Mike
>>30748471
The one that didn't destroy the Hubble
Spike sighs as he hears Ember and Thorax debate over whether Kirk or Picard is better.
>>30748517
Obviously Janeway is better.
>>30748517
Roseluck chimes in that Sisko was the best.
>>30748530
stop it you
also Sisko was great
>>30748526
>>30748530
>>30748543
This somehow turns into a Ginger vs. Mary Ann debate.
>>30748517
He should just kick them out while saying that Star Wars was better.
>>30748566
Rainbow Dash comes in and says the prequels were good.
>>30748578
And that's how Rainbow Dash was kicked out of the Wonderbolts and imprisoned for life.
Booping is forbidden.
>>30748578
Filly came in and started talking about entry level anime, Colt ree's softly beside her.
>>30748379
They're too weak.
>>30748590
Spike, Thorax and Ember all yell at Rainbow to get out.
Marker is the key to all this
>>30748650
I'm home. Have a poof.
>>30748560
Bah.
Gilligan was best castaway. they named the island after him, after all!
Your pony plushie is trying to escape again.
>>30748767
Jokes on her, my bedroom is locked.
Stupid pony
You make me look bad
>>30748767
I don't own a pony plushie.
>>30748879You do now
Itty bitty pony
itty bitty boat
>>30748909
So freaking cute.
>>30748910
I don't believe it
>>30748974
Source?
Anyone else read posts in the voice of the pony posted?
>>30749029
fug
i would so hard
>>30749028
You don't want it.
It MLP lolicon
>>30748114
I wish Twilights asshole was destroyed
G L I M M Y
>>30749028
Sure
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63490008
>>30749040
sucks.
>>30749036
I want it even more now faggot.
>>30749057
A cute
>>30749045
You're good people, anon.
>>30749029
NC does good butt
>>30749063
... it's a generic anime schoolgirl upskirt
>>30749085
And?
>>30749085
Yes?
>>30749097
go lust over anime children in >>>/a/
they're more tolerant of your kind anyway
Reminder that human fillies aren't for sexual.
Sister or daughteru only
>>30749106
>he doesn't like human fillies
Faggot detected.
>>30748909
I want my own tiny Scoot so bad.
>>30749109
if it's human it's not a filly.
Jeez, why animeturds are always the retarded ones?
Less than 2 months, mlpg.
>>30749126
So graceful.
>>30749109
Human fillies are for dating and marrying.
poob
>>30749133
All princesses are.
>>30749152
Call the ponice
>>30749156
>>30749139
I find this picture really fun. I don't get anything sexual out of it either. I just love the Jojo pose and effects and it's extra ridiculous that her clothes are just falling off.
Filly wishes only for a worthy opponent.
>>30749156
The ideal gf
>>30749201
>tfw Sunset has more going on for her then you do.
>>30749201
I'd date her. She probably doesn't date fags though.
*pretends to scratch my chin and then quickly dabs*
>>30749201
>>30749201
My horseperson wife is so beautiful and funny
>>30749213
>I bet you can't name 3 types of rocks
Do I fucking look like Maud?
Ponies are naturally afraid of fruit.
>>30749213
i wouldn't read a bedtime story to douglight but, i would to a cute purple pony
>>30749201
>lets be vegetarians
This kill all my fucking motivation
>>30749242
That's like third grade geology, Anon.
>>30749213
Igneous, Sedimentary, and Metamorphic.
>>30749246
She's just pranking you, nerd
She sells meat
>>30749250
Shut the fuck up, Maud.
>>30749263
>Sunset's Sushi Roll truck
You know, I could almost see sushi being a decent introduction for a vegetarian into eating meat. It's not a land animal so it seems lower and more distant, it doesn't look like flesh, the presentation is very friendly and colorful and texture-wise I don't there wouldn't be too much weird shit going on.
Probably easier than a medium rare steak.
>>30749254
https://derpibooru.org/1163957
motherly
>>30749295
It also helps that even ponies don't consider fish to be people
>>30749235
She's too cute.
>>30749295
>eating your meat any way but raw
>>30749303
>>30749313
I just wish she would be an actual horse more often
>>30749303
>>30749311
Fluttershy's tail will never stop pissing me off.
>>30749303
>>30749207
yes good
now make her a pone
>>30749323
I bet Cadance could beat AJ in a mom-off.
>>30749332
How so?
One of their moms is dead, the other we've never seen.
>>30749311
That too! They're in that sweet spot of just low enough in the food chain they aren't usually personified but high enough they're eaten in most cultures.
>>30749315
I prefer chicken because I'm a poorfag and have more dishes I like to make with it. I'm not eating raw chicken. I don't even care about dying from foodborne illness it just feels slimy and I'd bet it tastes the same way.
>>30749338
I meant a challenge where they compete to see who's the most motherly by doing mom stuff. Celestia can compete too.
I wasn't saying we should dig up AJ's mom, reanimate her by sacrificing seven foals under a full moon and forcing her to compete in a mom competition. That'd be crazy.
>>30749345
Well yeah, chicken is best medium rare.
>>30749332
Yeah right. AJ's been in the game way longer by virtue of the little appul. Cadance doesn't even have gorgeous breeding hips.
>>30749350
Pretty sure Cadance's parents are dead too. Didn't most of her village get taken by some evil wizard? There was a reason she became adopted.
>>30749332
I bet Cadance could beat AJ off
>>30749350
Nopony is more motherly.
>purple
>>30749360
>Cadance doesn't even have gorgeous breeding hips
Do you see the size of Flurry's head and wings? She's doing the best she can with what she has.
>>30749361I haven't read any of the MLP books.
>>30749366
>>30749366
I love the purp
>>30749366
purple?
>>30749385
I wonder how many books full of butts she has in that library.
>>30749365
Celestia is going to be at a disadvantage when she learns she can only call Twilight to solve her problems once.
>>30749388
Purple COLTS
>>30749394
But that colt is red.
>>30749394
Thats hardly purple at all
>>30749394
Purple filly.
>>30749394
Anon, that's embarrasing. Let me fix it for you, but for the next time please get your colors right.
>>30749406
But that's white.
>>30749406
She has purple bits, doesn't she?
>>30749394
>>30749413
No. Golden.
We should do blue
everyone likes blue
>>30749399
Not even close
>>30749402
His coat is very desaturated but it is purple.
>>30749426
2 words.
Rainbow
Trash
>>30749421
Fucking prove it.
>>30749431
Post some OTHER blue horses
>>30749426
I prefer pink.
>>30749426
I only like one blue
Blue time.
>>30749437
Is this an acceptable blue?
>>30749440
pink is ok but blue is better!
>>30749441
I think you need expand your blue horizons
>>30749426
You niggas are ponying too damn fast. You're gonna doom us all.
>>30749452
animation error blues don't count!
>>30749441
Why is Trixie selling English sandwiches?
>>30749449
>blue better than pink
That's how you start a fight
>>30749453
No, we need to pone faster so we can get even more pone sooner
>>30749460
PONY FASTER
WE NEED MORE BLUE!
>>30749465
The truth can be hard to deal with sometimes
Pink is best.
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LEAVING THE PONY ZONE
NO MORE PONIES PAST THE LINE
>>30749470
You're lucky there are so many cute blue ponies or else I'd be very upset with your bad opinions.
>>30749472
It's alright.
>>30749426
Blue is a mediocre color.
But ponies wear even that with magnificence.
>>30749472
The only thing better than pink ponies are fashion ponies
>>30749487
thats a pretty cute blue
>>30749481
AYY YO HOL UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBk4-ZtY7Cw
Look what your careless hands have wrought.
The best pone color is clearly orange you donuts
>>30749495
You're a pretty cute blue
>>30749503
but I am not blue anon!
>>30749506
You are now.
>>30749480
>>30749481
>>30749487
>>30749491
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>>30749498
>>30749500
>>30749501
YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
>>30749510
AM NOT
>>30749506
You better get used to blueness, FS.
Cause you're blue. Da ba dee da ba dai
>>30749516
Blue isn't my color anon
that is for other, probably balloon obsessed ponies
>>30749512
Do I go to pony jail?
Least this one's been finished off.
You wouldn't actually undress a filly, don't you?
>>30749530
But fillies don't wear anything, usually.
>>30745275
How dare you say these two clusterfucks of color are better than the simple yet beautiful Powehouse?
>>30745951
It's not child rape if you say 'no pedo' first.
>>30745398
why does RD have a tongue piercing
I need that pic of the taco that looks like a horse pussy
Ima fap to it
I love Princess Luna
I love her sister, which is a better princess altogether
I love Rainbow Dash.