Self praise Edition ITT: >We discuss Current, Finished a

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>>29940196
Seems like the perfect general to post your favorite Cain art.

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>>29940207
Speaking of Cainart was I the only one who liked the first dreadnought better then the second one?

It seems that people are rarely happy with the design for pony dreads though. the highest rated image of a dreadnought on derpiborru only has a score of 84 (a few higher rated images do not have the dread as the focus) I think everybody just has their own idea of what a pony dread should look like and anything that does not match that is no good to them.

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>>29940228
This one?

>>29940228
This thing can only move in a straight line and has a range of vision aproximately the size of a slice of cake.
So yeah. People didn't like it.

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>>29940232
Yes that is the second design but that was not the first image of it.
>>29940238
I see where you are coming from with the vision yeah.

>>29940256
>I see where you are coming from with the vision yeah.
That Said I think I still prefer the first one even if it is less practical. they both look decent though.

>>29940169
A few of the old images from the final thread do not get the 503 message while the rest do. odd.

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>>29940256
>>29940228
It looks like a turtle and has the exact same weaknesses.

>>29940228
Even if this was a worse design it is still a shame he thought it was not good enough for derpi. Of course he later had all his art removed from derpi for some godawfull reason so it does not matter anyway.

>>29940196
Wwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww

>>29940196
FUUUUCK
I forgot the subject line.

good thing we have such a recognizable op but I must still commit ritual suicide.

>>29940356
>Cannot delete a post this old
Fuck this gay website.

Unbound is shit so far

Prove me right

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>>29940207

>>29940388
I think it is intended less as a traditional cyoa and more in the style of an old cyoa book.
that said
>>29939316

You forgot the subject you chucklefuck
>>29940348
>DH art praise that reeks of iFag
What. It is just a fucking op image. Most people find his art at least adequate so no need to gwt your knickers in a twist.

>>29940388
N-not that I'm the qm for that quest o-or anything... but what don't you like about it?

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Cirquesque resuming tomorrow. I'll still bump Hail and MIracle's thread for a bit to get some more replies on them.
Also, reached my first year as a QM. It's been fun you buncha fags, couldn't have done it without you, and when do I get my memebux.

>>29940639
Not him and I think it has promise but it was a little silly to choose where to go but not get the chance to choose any of what we did there. If every descision is what place next it will get boring fast.

>QM Question
What made questing fun for you?

>Player Question
Ever thought of making a quest yourself?

>>29940713
>QM
I actually enjoyed it at the start, even if my grammar was total shit and reeked of being foreign. Thou as the thread count went up, I convinced myself I am not getting better in any way and spiralled into depression I wanted to fight by questing in the first place. Having like three or four players didn't help, but at least I had them.

>Player
I still do.

>>29940724
Sadly 3-4 players is becoming standard. Movie should fix that.

>>29940656
>>29940639
This
The player input is basically meaningless so far

So good green, but shit cyoa

>>29940713
Player input surprising me. I always think of at least two or three solutions to obstacles and they still think of as many others in a regular basis.
The inherently unpredictable nature of cyoas and constant feedback engage me far more than usual writing. Gives me this feeling of exploration and wonder I crave for in all media I consume.

>>29940196
>Artist has issues with his art
>Goes as far as to delete it from derpi
>Let's post it here for everyone to see!

I wonder how butthurt is Cain now.

>>29940713
>What made questing fun for you?
As a storyteller, any chance to write is a good one, but having live audience and the chance to shape the story along with the players, not even knowing myself what's going to happen next, poses a very fun challenge to the imagination. Also, the /cyoa/ audience can be a fun bunch to hang around with.

>>29940941
As far as anybody can tell he only took issue with the upload because iFag did it. The uploader in fact asked him for permission to upload it. If it was a dislike of his own art he was likely just discouraged by that one anon with a hateboner for it and needs to see that plenty of people like it.

>>29940962
>deleting art because of who uploaded it.
I have noticed Cain sperg out over the man a little to hard in /cyoa/ sometimes but I doubt he would be pathetic enough to do that

>>29940713
Novelty of concept.
For the first couple of months it was exciting. Then it became tedious and boring.
Now it is straining and depressive.

>>29940962
He learnt that iFag was the uploader less than a week after the upload happened. Cain hated iFag even before that.
Thus iFag was not the reason for deletion.

>>29940996
>deleting your post to fix accidentally greening the entire post
>not fixing "to" to "too" in the new post

Remember QM's don't have feelings

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AoS happening later on today and most of tommorow. Trying out something a bit slower than I normally do.

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I know that not many cares about Persona cyoa stuff, but still continuing with Elizabeth pone related requests from previous cyoa discussions threads. Second out of 4

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>>29941517
Request itself was to do a ponyfication of that pic

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>>29941517
>>29941523
And bonus. Only two left now, "big mare and scrunching at her small mare" and lewdness

>>29941517
What does the thing at the bottom right say?

>>29941529
pic looks ripe for a lewd edit

>>29941542
"Chips"

>>29941545
Go ahead

>>29940941
He begged sekrit to make a second cyoag thread and left the discord when everyone refused to do it.

So pretty butthurt.

>>29941517
>>29941529
This art is tits. Thanks!

>>29941788
It's actually getting scary to be honest, I don't blame him for once, this guy is creepy obsessed with DH/CAIN.

Normally I'm very against responding to anything to do with this subject, but considering how we now have a whole thread dedicated to it....

>>29941000
Trips of truth. I think new QMs should plan on only running for a couple of months and try to plan it that way.

New thread when? This one is tainted.

>>29942058
When we sage it and make it go away. I think this thread is our greatest chance for freedom. I don't think it will happen, but why not, I'll sage all my posts.

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>last thread

>>29942081
>>29942058

That thread was clearly tainted too. I'm calling it The Taint from now on.

>>29942110
>The Taint
Isn't that what you call the area between your nutsack and your asshole? Or is that the grundle?

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Happening Status:
[ ] Not happening, yo
[ ] It's too late!
[ ] Why didn't you listen?!
[ ] You could have prevented this!
[X] IT'S HAPPENING!

>>29942169

>>29942179

>>29941517
>>29941529
I cleansed this good art from The Taint of this thread and put it on anonpone.

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>>29942209
But did you added the first one?

>>29942081

>Quests still edgy
>Death time

>>29942234
Addeded, nice. That's good stuff, I really like this artistes.

>>29942081
>need long thing
Jet go and stay go

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Amm, I keep thinking of all the homeless Choosies out there. Where will the Choosies go?

>>29942194
>complex elaborate explicit stats
No thanks. Will those play a vital role in the quest or is all of that behind the scenes?

>>29942331
Behind the scenes, unless people wanna talk stats. I put it up because people like looking at stats. I rolled the dice a total of four times last thread.

>>29942317
Homeless Choosers get put down like the animals they are.

>>29940388
HOLY SHIT GHOST PONY CYOA!
HOLY SHIT GHOST PONY CYOA WITH CUTE ART!

I don't even care, I've been wanting that forever.

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>>29942411
>there are anons here who don't remember the other ghost pony cyoa.

>>29942425
That one was better.

>>29942425
Spooky
https://www.anonpone.com/spoopy

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Through the Shattered Planes returns! With a special quest star who once had its very own threads!

>>29942496
>>29942493
>>29942479

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>>29942553
I should have ran the past few days but I didn't. Now I do! Rejoice!

>>29941529
Your art is pretty cute mah man. I think I follow your tumblr, keep up the nice work

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>>29942510

>>29942194
>10 wis
git fucking good scrub. Nice 16 dex tho

>>29942317
in my choosie folder

Seaponers are Sea _ _ _ _!

>>29942619
Seaponers are land's hippocampus

>>29942619
kikes

>>29941884
I am more concerned with Cain's obsession to be honest.

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>>29942619
seaponers = seafood

>>29942662
How so?

>>29942425
>incest molestation quest
lmao

>>29942718
Yes, yes good.

>>29942784
I heard that the QM was pissed about how anons kept trying to take it in that direction, and that pissed me off too, but then I read it.... It's kind of hard to believe they didn't see that coming.

>>29942784
>>29942822
lol wut?

>>29942834
Anons wanted to spread slick ectoplasm onto juicy ponuts instead of scaring the family away.

>>29942770
>iFag says my art is some of our best
Lol nope my art is shit and I am going to pay way to much attention to the faggot who hates it for the same reason.
>Bunch of people recomending my quest
Lol must be iFag samefagging.
>My art used for the op image of /cyoa/
Reeeeee delete this
>iFag says a midly silly thing about a character
fuuuuck you
>iFag explains his reasoning behind that silly thing.
That is bad reasoning screw you
>Somebody makes any sort of bad suggestion
Must be iFag
I suspect this one here is the main cause. He started to convince himself every bad idea was iFag which just caused his hatred to grow.
>what iFag turned my quest into (or words to that effect)
Nigga the only time that shit ever went noticbly off the rails was crushing the neck gems and 3 fucking people voted for that. It is possible it was iFags idea in the first place but does it really matter.

>>29941529
unf

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>>29942510
>actual thingpone
I hate you.

>>29942859
Really because I love it.

>>29941884
Litteraly what evidence is there iFag made this thread. I can assure you he did not as I did. I just noticed a few people wanted a Cainart op some time so I grabbed the one that anon said was the most popular on derpi.

>>29942917
>>29942848
>>29941006
>>29940962
>>29940520
Not even 100 posts in and that faggot's name has already been posted 14 times. You are fucking obsessed.

>>29942081
>years even still edgy

>>29942081
>Fuck Darkest
>Shit people need edgy

>>29942937
I would argue Cain is the obsessed one and we are simply discussing his obsession.

>>29942848
Fuck I missed a line here. pretend I put "And the big one" before what iFag turned my quest into.

>>29942989
No.

>>29942917
Stop.

>>29942317
I uploaded my choosies to miniquests a week or two weeks ago.
https://www.anonpone.com/miniquest/fanart

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Not sure what the fuck is going on here

>>29943041
>Op uses a Cain art as op image
>Cain goes reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee iFag like the pathetic obsessed man he is
I tried to be sympathetic to him I really did but it has gotten way out of hand.

>>29943059
>Being nice to a QM
Didn't Lis teach you anything?

>>29943103
No I must have arrived after that. What happened there?

I honestly don't know how Cain's players have put up with him for so long. every second post is iFag with him.

>>29943041
Looks like someone is drawing poners over a stretched canvas of human skin.

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Big Mare Hero continues, with an MC that won't yield, training after training:
>>29943134

>>29941788
Why did everyone refuse to do it? I thought they hated iFag even more then us.

>>29943140
>we actually ripped its mouth open.
I love this fucking quest.

>>29943128
Because all his players are aussies.
Probably a good thing that he dropped the quest then.

>>29943158
I am pretty sure only 2 (now one) is an ausfag.

>>29943138
That's actually just brown paper, great for drawing and shading humans
I just call it shitpaper, the only paper ponies belong on

>>29943041
Oh, so Miracle fanart.

>>29943041
appleapple

>>29941006
True. However it was just after a burst in iFag complaining. Little of what Cain does is unrelated to iFag. It is honestly a little sad.

Lis a dummy McDumb

>>29942848
>iFag says my art is some of our best
>Lol nope my art is shit and I am going to pay way to much attention to the faggot who hates it for the same reason.
He responds this way when anyone praises his art.
>Bunch of people recomending my quest
>Lol must be iFag samefagging.
The issue was more that he was the only one recommending the quest and he was (at the time) doing it badly. The accusations of samefagging were a separate issue.
>My art used for the op image >of /cyoa/Reeeeee delete this
This has nothing to do with ifag. He did this with his art on anonpone too and ifag wasn't the one to upload that.
>iFag says a midly silly thing about a character
>fuuuuck you
Yeah, that one is accurate. Cain hates ifag's fucking guts and it wouldn't matter really what the guy's suggestion was.
>iFag explains his reasoning behind that silly thing.
>That is bad reasoning screw you
See above. The suggestion is irrelevant. Cain just wanted to yell at him until he left.
>Somebody makes any sort of bad suggestion
>Must be iFag
This is indeed a serious problem, but it is hardly specific to Cain.
>what iFag turned my quest into (or words to that effect)
>Nigga the only time that shit ever went noticbly off the rails was crushing the neck gems and 3 fucking people voted for that
"What he turned the quest into" was a quest where the guy running it hated one of the guys playing it.

I will grant you that not all of Cain's responses were completely healthy, but you make it sound way worse than it was. It also wasn't nearly this bad before the guy came into Secret Club and pushed Cain over and over again until he snapped like a fucking twig.

>>29943015
Neat

>>29943459
Ok I will concede some points to you.
>The issue was more that he was the only one recommending the quest and he was (at the time) doing it badly. The accusations of samefagging were a separate issue.
Here however I was referring to another event I heard somebody mention. I do not go to the club so I am not sure exactly what happened.
>It also wasn't nearly this bad before the guy came into Secret Club and pushed Cain over and over again until he snapped like a fucking twig.
Would part of that be the accidental inappropriate joke iMum said he made?

>>29943503
Everyone makes inappropriate jokes. It was more the constant arguing with Cain while everyone else begged him to stop. Even after Cain left the server ifag still argued with nobody about how he was right and Cain was wrong until eventually he got banned for not shutting up. Cain hasn't been the same since.

>iFag Discussion

iFag Edition

ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming iFag-issues.
>Give advice on iFag
>Pitch tents about how much we hate iFag
>Get iFagged
>Trade iFagart

List of iFag: https://www.anonpone.com/iFag
List of iFag related content: https://www.google.com/search?q=gay+orgy&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj6msqdgL7TAhUDWxQKHRNOCvwQ_AUIBigB&biw=887&bih=940

Read this advice first:
https://ifag.ifagpone.com/iFag
http://www.ifagchan.org/wiki/iFag

>>29943503
>Here however I was referring to another event I heard somebody mention. I do not go to the club so I am not sure exactly what happened.
Not him but I think you may be referring to when somebody asked for quest recommendations and after 3 Darkest Hour recs he became convinced it was a samefag
>Would part of that be the accidental inappropriate joke iMum said he made?
Possibly. At times I have wondered if that bad joke tainted all future interactions. I do have a disdain for iFag but I honestly feel sorry for him there. Nobody would have minded the joke if iFag had not misread that one word.

>>29943541
I think the joke was a little worse then most because it required an incorrect context. iFag misread Cain saying you don't know what I know as you don't know what I want. The joke fell apart because of that. with the wrong context it sounded creepy instead of funny and I do think without that joke getting made Cain would have held on a few extra weeks.

But yeah you are right.

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>>29943560
>list of iFag related content

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>le continued debate whether a hormonal russian or a braindead australian is worse
Anyway, is AoS worth picking up? What's the premise?

>>29943560
>gay orgy
Silly anon everybody knows iFag is bisexual.

>>29943583
>Age of Shitmar
Jokes aside I dunno it's players seem to like it. I cannot get over the fact it is worst edition.

>>29943592
Oh, it's running on 3.5? :^)

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>>29943560
That's it, anon. I want you to say 15 'Hail Whispens', one for each iFag. And then kill yourself afterwards.

>>29943613
Fuck you 3e best edition. Sure the skill allocation is a shitshow but that is the only major flaw. compare that to the huge amount of major flaws in 5e.

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>You are a royal guard named Hemlock Boughs
>But everyone just calls you Locky.
>And gee, are you exhausted!
>You thought yesterday was just going to be a normal shift, but things had gone screwy.
>Not a bad, dangerous kind of screwy, like you'd expect one of Canterlot's royal guard to be dealing with.
>Just kind of- Poor scheduling! You'd had to cover for one of your fellow guards throughout the night shift, seeing as they had been sick!
>It had been a boring night, all things considered. You'd taken up playing poker and meeting with the Night Guard.
>Getting to know all of your partner guardians of the night sure had been interesting, you'd never known how much there was to learn about fruits!
>But even though you were a guard of the day, you knew you just had to get home and take a nap.
>You looked over the list of available chariots to take you across Canterlot and back home. Being an Earth pony, you couldn't just fly there.
>W-Wait a second- There were no available chariots? That was strange.
>That was fine, you'd just have to hoof it across town.
>You didn't live too far, just a few blocks down the main road and then a turn on Corona and Stellar street, and then down Star avenue to Cloud blvd. Piece of cake!

>You were currently standing at the entrance to the barracks, all decked out in your borrowed Night guard armor.
>What will you do?

>>29943684
I give it an hour or two.
Guard things, keep an eye out for suspicious characters and potential waifus.

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>>29943672
>5e
>not a massive improvement over 3shit in every way

>>29943684
Maybe one of our new batty nightguard friends can give us a piggyback ride

>>29943697

It's a Lis quest, I give it til the second reply.

>>29943684
We should probably give the armor back before we leave

>>29943684
We should probably give the borrowed armor back.

>>29943684
Maybe you should make the night guard look bad

>>29943740
No.

>>29943684
>guard quest

EDGE QUEST
D
G
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Q
U
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S
T

>>29943740
Let's dress in batface and steal little white mares.

What cyoa character has their failures weigh most heavily on them.

Hey Pluto don't forget to put the drones on the crew list this time.

>>29943565
What was the joke exactly.

>>29943808
Holiday Special

/discussion

>>29943808
I dunno but knowing you unleashed some ancient being that started a genocide must be up there.

>>29943684
Try and leg it home.

>>29943698
If you first rpg was World of Warcraft and you haven't played DnD before, maybe.

>>29943808
Rust Bucket
First time around there was nothing he could do but the second time was really bad because he falsely assumed they would be able to catch up with the ship they were after and spent the night on planet.
half a dozen sapient beings died.

>>29943698
>advantage
>bonds
admittedly easy to ignore
>heavy restrictions on how many magic items you can use
>no xp costs for the most powerful spells
>infinite use cantrips

Oh and the big one
NPCS AND PLAYERS ARE BUILT DIFFERENTLY
the beauty of 3e was anything could be made a player character with ease

>>29943871
Any other edition > watching paint dry > the mess that is 3

>>29943899
>same dumb argument you made before
You really like repeating yourself.

>>29943922
>You really like repeating yourself.
Not a d&d player but this reminds me of the first time we argued this. we assumed somebodys identity based on there arguments but it turned out to be wrong. they simply both hated it for the same reasons.

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>>29943697
>>29943704
>>29943716
>>29943726
>>29943740
>>29943743

>You stand at attention, gazing over the lovely citizens of Canterlot.
>Keeping your eyes peeled for trouble, you search for miscreants, hooligans, troublemakers, and potential lovers.
>Hey, you'd read that true love could happen any time, might as well look for it to make it happen sooner, right?
>You stand there for another five minutes or so before you remember that you were already off duty, and that you were free to go home and start your weekend.

>You look down at your Night Guard Armour.
>Hey, it wasn't too late to go stir up some trouble, maybe make some mischief, and blame it on the Night Guard...
>Nah, you'd just started making friends with them. That'd be the ultimate level of rude.
>Besides, you would be pretty recognizable, being the only Earth pony who had access and permission to this armor in the past week. You would surely get tracked down in a second.

>In fact, you should go return this armor while you still could. No point in wearing it all the way home.
>You turn around and head into the barracks.
>A few sleepy bat ponies and insomniacs trudge about, while a unicorn and pegasus duo rush to try and make it on time for the morning watch.
>You manage to stash your armor away with no issues.

>Hey, maybe you could ask someone here for a ride or something?
>You look over the crowd, picking out a couple friendly faces.

>Sprucewood, the sarcastic Night Guard who beat you in poker. You think you might owe him a favor and some money.
>Fetlock Express, the mailmare. She may not have wings, but she had a cart and she pulled it very fast.
>Or maybe that Griffon over there in the corner? You had talked to him before but didn't know his name. It might be a bit awkward.

>Or should you go it alone? Your house wasn't that far.

>>29943960
Let's go with sprucewood. We should probably clear that debt and maybe give him some bits at our home.

>>29943959
Stop repeating yourself.

>>29943959
And then it turned out that the other guy that liked 3e was the mystical "third Australian".

>>29943960
We don't need no pony

>>29943960
>>Or should you go it alone? Your house wasn't that far.
this. getting such a pety favor here means we are less likely to get a more important one in future. they will just say I did you a favor just last month or something.

>>29943987
What makes you say that?

>>29943960
Seek out the griff floof.

>>29944009
Either it was mentioned somewhere or I imagined it was, either way the only entities that ever seem to vocally agree with him on things he's overtly wrong about are Austalians.

>>29943960
If you ask for help now they won't tret you like the serious, no nonsense, professional guard you intend on proving you are!
Walk by and give them an ever so slick "sup" to assert your dominance.

>>29944026
I have a confession to make.
I am a 4th ausfag and I made >>29943959 I did not even know we were talking about iFag

>>29944026
>Wolvan confirmed Australian

>>29944066
Austrian is only a few characters away from Australian.

>>29943960
>tail-wrap and ponytail bate
We must

>>29944066
What did wolvan agree with him on?

That one guy seems really mad that the big mare players want virginity angst.

>>29944080
They both think Planeswalker was not a railroad.

>>29944098
No one cares.

>>29944110
Oh i forgot we aren't allowed to talk about quests or quest related things in this thread, how stupid of me posting about cyoas in ifag general.

>>29944128
He's right though, this has been brought up about nine times now. Stop repeating yourself.

>>29944128
You're bitching about players, not anything about the cyoa.

>>29944163
Jokes on you
I made >>29944098 but not >>29944128

After finally finding the thread: New Nebula thread is up!
>>29944018

>>29944166
>Make a post complaining about a player
>Make another post trying to claim it's cyoa related.
The thread isn't your personal blog anon.

>>29944166
Yes, Australians shitpost in groups. We know.

>>29944166
although that does raise the question. Why did >>29944128 speak like he made the initial post. Best I can come up with is fear that if he said how stupid of him he would be called a samefag.

>>29944176
>reading comprehension.

After finally finding the thread: New Nebula thread is up!
>>29944018

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>>29943979
>>29943993
>>29943996
>>29944014
>>29944030
>>29944079

>You look over your options in companions
>First to the griff.
>He sure is floofy. Probably good for hugs.
>Then to the bat.
>Nice tufts, short tail. Even a tail wrap.
>I-In public? Were you sure this guy was even a guard?
>Either way, if you took him with you then maybe you could go deal with that debt you owe him.

>You weigh your options.
"Eh-"
>You decide against it. You had an up and coming career in the royal guard! You had to prove that you were all that and more! You couldn't be seen asking for help in merely getting home. You were a big tough mare and you were gonna prove it.

>You begin walking out of the place, asserting your dominance with a nice "Sup," as you go by.
>"Y-you too" You hear someone say.

>Leaving the barracks, now free of armor, you begin trotting down the main road, confident that you'll be home in no time.
>The early morning sun greets your mane, and you set off at a brisk pace.
>Even this early, there are a good number of ponies about. Maybe even too many.
>The early morning rush has started, you never remembered it being this busy.

>How were you going to get around the crowds? Maybe you should stick to the back alleys? Or perhaps just try and go around? Or would you use your authority to try and clear a path?

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Was it kino?

>>29944282
Fruit!

>>29944282
Back alley.

>>29944282
Back alley? I didn't know we were that kind of mare!
But really, use scrunch to clear a path.

>>29944282
>Maybe you should stick to the back alleys
this.
we are a fucking royal guard we have no need to fear muggers, even without our armor.

>>29944285
Confirmed kinography

>>29944285
Wait wasn't gar a character in hype quest?

>>29944285
fuck off res

>>29944282
Be a bad guard

>>29944282
Go back inside and ask the griffin for help.

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>>29944292
>>29944295
>>29944329
>>29944338

>You look over the busy street, wondering what you should do, and where you should go-
>Oh look! a fruit store! You've been meaning to stock up on some nice juicy apples and grapes recently, maybe you should-
"No, Locky, this is not the time!"
>You tell yourself, strengthening your resolve.

>You scrunch, and begin making your way forwards.
>A couple of ponies see your firm scrunching and clear the way, but beyond that is a herd of 5-10 ponies who appear to be chatting with each other, resolute in their standing.
>With a sigh, you turn towards the alleyway.
>You continue your brisk walk, keeping the direction you were going and city streets in mind, so as not to lose your way.
>The hustle and bustle of the main street fades into quiet murmurs behind you, as the cool cobble path takes you where you need to go.

>Just as you are about to escape the alleyway, a broad, horse-like stallion bumps into you.
>Behind him you hear an elder mare, crying out. "Stop! Thief!"
>The Stallion stands up, clearly intending to make a break for it. "I-I didn't do nothing! She's crazy!"
>He's quite a big stallion, nearly a whole head taller than you, and you already considered yourself a big mare.
>What will you do?

>>29944634
Even while off the clock, it is our duty to defend the citizenry!
Tell that stallion to return that mare's purse immediately!

>>29944634
I AM THE LAW!

>>29944634
Tell the stallion to let us look inside the purse so we can see it's contents and indicate who the purse belongs to.

>>29944634
I am a royal guard. How about the 3 of us go to the station and we can sort this out.

be ready for either of them to attack.

>>29944634
Ask the stallion what's inside the purse and then ask the elder mare what's inside. Whoever is right is the owner.

>>29944634
Point to his chest and say there's something on him. When he looks down, bop his snozzler with guard boop #17 and pinch him firmly by the ear. He owes someone an apology!

>>29944684
Please don't try and make this cutequestria

>>29944634
A purse? A bit adventurous, are we?

>>29944690
>stop liking what I don't like

>>29944634

Stop right there, criminal scum.

>>29944717
Oh sorry
>>29944684
Let's not make this cutequestria

Is that better you faggot?

>>29944742
Refer to:
>>29944717

>>29944749
all I am saying is I don't think it should be cutequestria, we have seen no evidence of cutequestria. I know the loss of Serve Honor Cuddle hurts but that is no reason to force it onto other stuff.

>>29944179
Most Australians will be to busy to shitpost today.

>>29943684
>>29943960
>>29944282
>>29944634

I know that's you, Lis. I can smell the stench of failure all over that artstyle. Quit fucking teasing us all and get back to Curse, you waffling faggot.

>>29944780
Fuck off I am enjoying this. we can encourage curse to come back after this is done.

>>29944788
>curse come back
>ever

>>29944780
Curse is dead forever anon, if you want it back how about you run it? You can even end it how you want.

>>29944780

We all know he's too much of a failure to ever run a nice or proper quest like that ever again Anon. He can barely do fan arts now. It's never coming back.

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>>29944690
>>29944742

>>29944762
Nigga it's a lis quest. We got saw a tailwrap and questioned if they were really a guard. If there's no cutequestria going on then we're picking a fight with a guy in some secluded alley who's a head taller than us while we're unarmed, unarmored and just came off a double shift. In real life this is a cop's worst nightmare.

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>>29944780
fucking kill yourself you penta-nigger
no really, fucking kill yourself

>>29944811
Last session of AHP before I move on to Broken Hearts for a little while, so lets try to wrap up this day and see where we go.

>>29944788

YOU fuck off. I can accept my favorite quest being shelved forever. Not forgive, but accept. Depression and angst over an inability to perform claim many QMs. But I'm not going to abide this halfassed bullshit Lis pulls where he shows up every few weeks with a new quest to abandon, while the one everyone knows and likes him for continues to rot more and more as time goes on. So everytime he shows up to NOT run Curse Quest, I'm going to be right there to pelt him with footballs until he nuts up and picks it back up again.

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>>29944825
Woah calm down with that entitlement there Jeffrey.

Calm down guys, it's a lis quest. It's probably over already.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I have to run to the store. nap quest will continue in about an hour.

>>29944825
Clearly you haven't accepted that Curse is dead. He's lost motivation to do it. You should be happy he's doing anything.

>>29944825
>I can accept it
>that's why I'm going to shit on him for not reviving it

>>29944825
>thinking anything you do or says matters

>>29944066
>>29944073
I am pretty sure that I am not australian. I don't have pure shitposts flowing through my veins, I can tell you that much

>>29944841
My daddy had to run to the store once.

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>>29944841
Bepsi?

>>29944841
That's what my mom said when she left me at grandmas for a "visit" and never came back.

>>29944876

No Anon. Sleeping pills so I can end it all forever.

>>29944852
>I don't have pure shitposts flowing through my veins
Yeah just shit quests.

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>>29944825

did >>29923557 ever get updated with the new paperpones?

>>29944890
that is true, anon. Thank you for your observation.

>>29944892
Overuse of the same reaction imagine is going to turn you into cammy after a while.

hell at this point you do it worse then cammy.

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>>29944913
I don't care

>>29944912
But it was a joke. sure I dropped Custos but his quests are mostly fine.

>>29944842
>you should be happy he's doing things that aren't the thing you liked about him

>>29944845
I said I could accept just not running anymore. It's that he can somehow run other shit with no problem but not Curse that I'm calling bullshit.

>>29944634
Cry about it. W-why would he do that? I-If he didn't do it then he'll stay here so we can sort things out? Why is he doing this to us? We just want to go home and sleep, but here he is ruining everyone's day. You're terrible you know that?

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>>29944913
You are getting your daily dose if you like it or not

>>29944920
Heh, good joke, anon. Give me a sensible chuckle

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>>29944922
>with no problem

>A whole day mostly free of ausfags.
I am so fucking happy right now.

>>29944892

Thanks Nighty <3

>>29944026
Did the third ausfag ever agree with iFag on anything other then that stuff about Motivations and who was the bad guy he mentioned?

>>29944922
Clearly, you haven't run a quest ever. Motivation for certain quests wavers, even when the ability to have motivation for a quest in general doesn't.

>>29944945
>iFag
Fuck off.

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>>29940196
I write ponies, romance, technical background, and hopefully at some point, adventure, and gosh darn it people like me!

Captain's CYOA, live again!

>>29944940

>>29944952
Yeah, well If you never finish anything good luck getting the players you need for your latest tease. We shouldn't be encouraging people to litter the board with quests they know they'll never finish.

>>29944952
This.
It is no longer about not wanting to run it is about not wanting to run a certain quest.
Lis is especially flaky though.

>>29944971
*not about
no idea why I said no longer

>>29944952
>Clearly, you haven't run a quest ever.

I've run more of them than anyone else here.

>>29944977
hi arc

>>29944977
Lis?

>>29944984
>arc
>most quests

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>>29944937
no problem <3

>>29945000
It's not Nips so it has to be arc

>>29944971
>>29944974
>he brought a 4chan pass.
faggot.

>>29944936
What?

>>29944977
Coltshan? Pretty sure he ended up outpacing Inept, who this actually probably is.

>>29945006
>arc
>most quests

>>29945019
Most of Arc's quests have died. And who knows how many he's done before taking the name.

>>29945016
It is anzac day.
one by one they will flitter off to their little parades and their pointless services to commemorate a bunch of faggots who could not even capture one little peninsula.

>>29944996

What? Lis has 1 quest that anyone cared about, and two or three that nobody cared about.

>>29945020
>seriously thinking arc has the most quests

>>29945018
Inept, New pone who dis?

>>29945025
HOLY SHIT THAT'S EDGY.

>>29944913
Ive used vrguy like five times total. Its more of me not giving much of a damn about reaction images in general.
Why do you hate vrguy so much anyway? Can't help but feel curious.

http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29905708
I really wish we had not missed this one.

>>29945136
You could say that it was lost to the ages.

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Behind-the-scenes-trivia: Even though it's just tagged as 'Silver' by its composer, Silver Heart's boss battle theme is actually entitled 'Cold-Hearted.' Come and hear it as Give and Take continues!
>>29945122

>>29945136
it had a reply
that the qm didn't make another post for hours isn't the fault of anyone "missing it"

>>29945136
We heard you the first fifty times you complained about it. No one cared then, and no one cares now.

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>>29945141

>>29944841

>They actually trusted Lis to return and do things.

>>29945157
What.
I did not even know this existed until just before I made that post. I was looking for stuff about geldings.

>>29945273
Yeah, ok.

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>>29945312

I found the time to make a post today, thought I'd notify everyone...even though there's still like a day to do it

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>>29944663
>>29944665
>>29944669
>>29944673
>>29944678
>>29944684
>>29944706
>>29944737

>The Stallion moves to get past you, but you step in his way.
>You look him up and down, quickly sizing him up.
>He was carrying a purse very curiously, strung under his forelegs in a way that nobody actually wore purses.
"Nice purse you've got there, Mister. Would you mind telling me where you got it?"
>"Ain't any laws about a stallion having a purse. Move it pipsqueak!"
>P-PIPSQUEAK?
>How dare he. You were plenty well sized!

>Lets see, he was probably a good hundred or more pounds heavier than you, an extra foot taller, and judging by his build, either did odd jobs in construction or labor.
>You were a tired mare, alone in an alleyway with no armor, no backup, and running on however much energy you had left after a double shift.
>You internally screamed at yourself for doing something this crazy, as you again stepped in his path as he tried to go around you.
"Can't do that Sir, as a Royal Guard and upholder of law and order, I must ask you to hand that bag over so I can verify it's contents and true owner."
>He looked down at you with a sinister glare.
>"A royal guard? Where's your uniform? Haven't you got some nobles hooves you should be kissing and polishing? Run along missy, this ain't none of your business."

>He pushes at you, and you remain firm.
"Look Mister, I'm very tired and just want to go home. Let's not make this any harder than it has to be. Drop the bag."

>He takes a step back, chuckling slightly.
>Then frowns and shouts as he takes a swing at you.
>For you, time seems to slow down.
>W-What should you do?
>You're certain you can bring him down or stop him somehow.

>>29945025
Fuck you anon. I know we have a reputation as shitpisters but that is no reason to step all over the most important day of the year.q

>>29945424
Duck and grab that piece of wood to smash him with.

>>29945424
Smack him with that plank of wood.

>>29945432

>Most important day of the year
>Some obscure military holiday

D-Don't you at least have like, christmas?

>>29945424
Did this dumb dumb really just broadcast his attack by yelling? Silly dumb bigger. Weave left or right and deliver a power boop to his snooter.

>>29945424

>5 whole posts with out abandoning the quest.
This isn't the Lis I know and don't trust

>>29945451
It's the continent of criminals, all they've ever gotten was coal.

>>29945478
uh, it's well known that yelling and/or shouting your attacks name increases its power.

>>29945511
More RePony, then I'll be taking a few days off to catch up on some work. Thanks for all the support thus far, however!

>>29945663
until proven otherwise I am going to say that they are drinking "Succ" and "404"

>>29945663
Good shit bath

>>29945445
>>29945446
Dese

>>29945451
Sorry for the late reply. I had to go to the service
Christmas is the holiday we make the biggest deal about but we are not an overly religious country so most will agree that when it comes down to it it is not that important. That honor goes to anzac day, australia day or remembrance day.

Certainly I considered anzac day important enough to not play in 3 quests for an hour to go to the service.

>>29945663
those are quite the fangs

>>29945184
what're they doin?

>>29945892
Playing cards.

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>>29943015
A home for indigent Choosers! You are a good man amm. I'll warehouse mine there too, those wretched Choosies need to be kept from vagrancy.

I want to start up the next zodiac thread but my quest is so fucking dead it isn't even funny. lengthy text updates combined with only having two or three players just makes it impossible to stay on the board and it doesn't seem like anyone cares in the first place. so yeah, I don't know what to do I've been working my ass off to get to this point, I think most of my players stopped caring after the influx of 'advice' from new players who immediately left. simply epic troll, congrats! I suppose I'll fuck off and leave you all to the same four memes you have been cycling for the past year

>>29945424

Employ your super secret royal guard martial arts skills and beat the shit out of him

>>29946148
Gees dude, calm down. Lots of QM's only have, or at least have to deal with lows in player count.
Three players isn't bad at all, sorry you aren't "the mega popular super guy" you might've thought you'd be, welcome to the niche fandom within a niche fandom on a niche website faggot.

>>29946148
This makes me sad. I recomend just giving us a way to reverse the hourglass so we can pretend it never happened.

>>29946148
Your quest was an interesting concept and I'm sad I never found time to read it if you really do go through with killing it. Perhaps it wouldn't do too bad if you reworked it as a green for AiE or something, or perhaps see if they'd be open to you running it as a CYOA there.

>>29946181
It not the playerbase count that bothers him. Shortly after /mlpol/ happened 3 new players appeared who forced us into doing something utterly retarded and then fucked off again.

>>29946199
What'd they do exactly?

>>29946148
Who are you again?

>>29946199
So fix it.

>>29946209
Went behind everybodys backs and went alone into a dangerous unexplored area.

>>29946252
So? Who gives a shit?
"Ohhoho these guys went somewhere new and exciting in an adventure game! What a bunch of horrible people!"

>>29946265
If they had waited a few hours they could have gone with the group like we had planned and already promised.

>>29946305
Who
Gives
A shit?
Y'all act like this is some deer rape level quest ruining bullshit but that's the tamest fucking shit you god damn lilly livred, pussy footing, yellowbacked, spineless fagmolio.

>>29946196

I'm not killing it, but it feels like it is going to die off on its own. at worst I'll just write the thing out myself and post it like you suggested. I'm mainly just frustrated at the tempo of my quest, I think the length of my updates are the issue, just because I can't type out a reply quick and keep the game moving forward.

>>29946199
>>29946252
>>29946265

I wouldn't have went as far to present the option if I wasn't willing to write it, personally I think that the adversity could make for a good read. I mean, the obvious other option might have been better and a more fleshed out idea but yeah... I'm not mad about that, it is just frustrating to have your thread 404 twice in a row even if it is on you

>>29946181

you are right faggot. I'm gonna cool it and get off the screen for a bit

>>29946342
>you are right faggot.
Aight cool dude, it's good to take a pause from things to wind down every once and a while.
If you find in the end that you really don't wanna quest still then it's like whatever, i just thought your initial reasons were bull.
Have a good one dude.

>>29946342
>I wouldn't have went as far to present the option if I wasn't willing to write it
Fair enough.
It can be frustrating having 2 early 404 though. I had that happen once. A single early 404 is oh well that happens sometimes. Twice in a row makes you wonder if people don't care.

I am considering picking up a new cyoa to replace those I was playing that have died. Should I try historical perspective or alchemy. which one is more adventury?

>>29946475
read both you tard and stop acting like you can only have one

>>29946475
>AHP or Alchemy
>dead
Try a Nipsquest instead, the quests you listed are still alive.

>>29946492
>reading comprehension.

>>29946491
>read both of the biggest slogs in cyoa.

>>29946475
AnHP is similar to JAD but with an adventure focus, Alchemy is a relic of yesteryear where MCs were daring, forceful, and had spines. It also has pretty pictures, but awkward writing for the first half.

>>29946527
I have not read Just another day yet but Alchemy sounds pretty good I will give it a shot.

>>29946517
>AHP
>anywhere near the biggest slog
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>29946517
>AHP
>Biggest slog

>>29946628
>>29946637
I am just going off what I have heard. People always say it is hard to get into.

>>29946661
The first two threads maybe.

>>29946548
This looks promising.
I wonder what all this drama is though. kind of hard to tell without images.

>>29946728
Wait I am retarded I forgot I decided to read mushroom quest first. I wonder what the mushroom quest drama is.

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>>29945424
>day is absolute shit
>get called in to working again
>manager bails in the middle of a crisis situation
>finally get 5 minutes to self
>scroll past iFaggotry
>keep scrolling
>wew
>scroll some more
>Why is this allowed?
>Lis art!
>Lis quest

>>29947198
Just filter /ifag/i my dude.

>>29947202
>filtering
besides most of the ifag stuff does not even use the word anymore.
>>29945025
>>>/b/

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>>29947198
At least we had Lis for a while

>>29947209
It hides the autistic screechers, and ifag's autistic answers to them.

>be nurse Redheart
>hear knocking at door
>look out window in door to see Discord
What do?

>>29947219
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

>>29947221
"Well my dear Redheart I suppose you could say if you do not come with me right now you will be needing extensive surgery on your flank"

>>29947234
Jokes on you, my flank's artificial.

>>29947253
"You know nurse R, can I call you nurse R? I like your sense of humor but we really really have to leave"

>>29947234
Kinky.

>>29943541
>argued with nobody about how he was right and Cain was wrong
Well who was right?

>>29947267
Fine, but you'll need to sign this so my boss knows I was out on call. Just put your signature here. And there. Here too. Okay, now scratch there. Sniff here. Now a big signature here. Small one right there. Alright, now we can go.

>>29947267
>>29947278
You forgot to initial in seventeen places.

>>29947278
"ok we are out of time I better get out of here before I get fucked alongside you. Sorry I did not detect this earlier"
As discord runs away like a madman you notice a strange magical portal forming above you.
What do?

>>29947308
Again? This is the third one this week! Better grab the travel kit and some extra large syringes.

>>29947318
Thinking it an invasion you quickly move to prepare your medical supplies. however as you open the door you hear a thud on the ground behind you.
Shall you take the time to turn around or run like hell.

>>29947351
Do a barrel roll.