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Twilight a good

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>>29411461
multiples you say?

>>29411492
ur mum

>>29404744
I'm awake.

Active threads

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Space: >>29404259
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Kingdom Hearts: >>29320515
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Crystal Symphony: >>29351716
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Zodiac: >>29288240
EWE: >>29346509
Frostbitten: >>29405676

>>29411617
It's official.
We're dead guys.
For real this time.

Where that boat quest at? I wanna make a waifu out of that blind mare.

>>29411646
What makes you say that

>>29411649
>arch
>returning
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>29411667
He meant the one from the last thread you dunce.

Luna is worst princess and all her fans are extreme autists

>>29411649
I'll make a thread for it in a bit, since I've been doing shit on my feet and I think it'll last enough to warrant that.

>>29411710
> since I've been doing shit on my feet and I think it'll last enough to warrant that.
Since nearly everything on it I've been doing on the go and now it feels like it'll last enough to warrant that*

>>29411710
>>29411732
And lo, Cammy realized that it's not within his capability to make a quest short enough to run comfortably in /cyoa/.

>>29411732
The forget-me-not bird has the right idea. Lettuce Leaf x whatever her name is.

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Alchemy abridged: Thread 13 part 2 + 14:

>Dream about Samquest again
>Loot the dream crates as always
>Combine talking pine tree and dream loot into a spear
>This kills the pine tree
>Loot its needles
>Find creepy mask mare and the personification of her negative emotions
>Which are, in a great effort of originality, masked versions of her
>Lust is a pig
>Talk to them
>Everything is resolved!
>Wake up in your own quest
>Think about how to make lil’bro less of a lil’bitch
>Smoke shamanic weed
>Polymorph bug baddie from a loooong time ago comes out of you and possesses the shaman
>Fight it with your stand ∟Tantakulu Raypu¬ that you didn’t knew you had
>Win
>Test some strange mutagen fluid you created for fun on the local fauna
>Get bored at the sight of the putrid mutation that happen in reaction
>Go buy a BDSM mask for the upcoming wrestling competition
>Tournament begins!
>You wrestler name is Kek
>Fight random tough guy n°6 on first fight
>Win because DEX > STR
>Fight random weak but likeable guy n°22 on second fight
>As all weak but likeable guys, he give a surprisingly fierce fight before losing
>Wild shamanic stands help each of you during the fight because what else would shamanic stands be any good for?
>Weak but likeable guy n°22 loses

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Just what s going on in his simple little mind?

>>29412075
>cocku.gif

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>>29412075

>>29412075
Impotent rage directed at DorCHADas

>>29412111
I said his mind not yours

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>>29412111

>>29412268
What did he mean by this

>>29412301
Cock!

I want to send Horsey and Angel on a romantic cruise. No Garey's allowed

>>29412341
But then who goes on Garey's cruise?

I am a terrible person I promised to make the new thread but I fell asleep instead.

>>29412378
You've failed us. Commit sudoku.

>>29412367
Basil

how's that new FOE?

>>29412940
Looks like the max speed is 1 post a day. And they have a pet moth.

>>29412981
So it's already averaging out to be faster than hijacker's stuff

>>29413005
Who's Hijacker?

Is failure an option?

>>29413206
No. It's an inevitability.

>>29413206
Always.

>>29413019
A popular QM who now has a much smaller board presence due to video games. He ran Hijack, Buttquest, and several smaller things. His memes were railroading and vaguely anthro-looking pones.

Lurk more; most anons don't spoon-feed.

Running.
>>29413395

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>>29413361
>thinking he's serious

I've been dead for a while. Can anyone tell me why and when Forgotten Faces got canceled? I liked that quest...

>>29413424
Rampant amputee fetishism and GATF faggotry

>>29413424
He's finally let the scaly in him come out and is now devoting his time to drawing lizards.

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>>29413424

We all did Anon.
But Spes fell to depressed QM syndrome, and didn't feel he would ever be able to do the thing.
Now he draws scaly arts.

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Since shit happened and (Oh surprise!) QMing had unexpected results, CIRQUESQUE MINICYOA has evoled to CIRQUESQUE CYOA: >>29413451
Miracle and this are still the two with the top priority. Hail will take the spot from one of them in a day or two.

>>29413472
The hat makes the bird look like a feathery penis.

Fuck.

>>29413433
>Rampant amputee fetishism and GATF faggotry
Again, why did it get cancelled?

>>29411702
*angry magician noises*

>>29413782
And I thought it'd be different.

>>29413361
>Lurk more; most anons don't spoon-feed.
Honestly they probably should lurk more faggotry is cancer.

>>29411702
Are you implying Celestia is a good princess.

>>29413424
>>29414046

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29343649/#q29348454
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29343649/#q29348461

tl;dr feelings of inadequacy leading to burnout, same as all the others.

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>>29414154

>>29414154
Thank you for fishing out those posts, you are a god among anons. It seems that all good QMs are dying out for some reason. Such a shame.

>>29414243
>tfw the only good one is cancelled

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Rev up those crack ships

>>29414314
I still like tiny horse x that guy from Darkest Hour's son.

I should go back and check what his name was.

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>>29414314
Best

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>>29414454
Best

I am insanely jealous of Joyride not having to sleep.

>>29414127
No but princess Candyass and Twiggles are superior

>>29414314
Horsey McGee x Holiday Special is a dank one

>>29414314

Surprisingly there is no Basil x Fruitflank despite them being our only two half-bugs.
Someone please make this happen.

>>29414314
Steel x Rocky is an underrated ship.

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>>29414831

>>29411754
>Cammy incapable of the arcane art of Keep It Simple, Stupid

Why am I not surprised?

>>29415358
Have you ever QMed?
Shit always goes in unexpected ways.

What RPG class would your favourite CYOA poner be?

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>>29415607
lawful stupid

>>29415607
Some random changeling would be nice.

>>29415619
>>29416045

Neither of these are RPG classes.

That said, Tara would very obviously be a Rouge.

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>>29415607
>Chalk
Either a Sorcerer or Warlock
Probably the former.

>>29415607
I have a few.

Speed Weed would be a Salvemaker (from Bravely Default)
Gilded Lily would be a Dragoon.
Far Flung would be an Dancer.
Heart Beat would be either a White mage or Spirit Master.

>>29416084
how can she be rouge when she's blue

btw guys sloth is the one wanting to do not!arkquest so don't expect him to actually do it or stick or around

>>29416722
Faster than expected

>>29414831
Honestly, they're probably related. I mean, 20 siblings 19 vaginas.... Perhaps more.

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>>29416836

>>29416850
No. Maybe.

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The contract is sealed.

>Yay!
>Raising a little blob will be fun!
>Surely nothing will go wrong!
>Suddenly, we've been conscripted to make a slave caste for diamond dogs

Great.
First it was buttquest, now this.

Are there any other quests where hijacker doesn't go off the deep end into unethical/disturbing shit? Seems to be a consistent theme with him.

Fucking dropped.

>>29417694
It's not the destination, but the journey. Also there's no guarantee that we'll accomplish their goals, only incentives to working with them for now.

>>29417694
I told you all when the changeling steak stuff happened.
Hijacker will never not put some random dark lore bullshit into his quests.

>>29417694
wait till you see what the OTHER companies want you to do.

>>29415607

Pot Luck would be a bard, without the musical instrument and more smooth talking. A quarter of his charisma stat is from his penis.
(adult) Wispy would be a duelist/brawler fighter
Golden Arrow would be a Paladin, or some other hugely confident type.
Silver Sextant would be a navigator NPC
Ace the Hippogriff would be a fallout character who put all his points into Luck and survivalism
Load Delivery would be a barbarian, with rage replaced by lust
Willow would be a monk, where the charity is replaced with alcoholism
Tara would be another bard, in the more traditional sense. Her AC is through the roof
Steel is an arcane knight, with some overlap with wizard.
Ghost Scribe would be a fighter who uses a polearm and has CHA as a dump stat
Golet would be a Golem from Dragon Age
Poly Merase would be some kind of boss who uses blobby to do the fighting
Second Wind would be a scout
Goose Chase is a ranger beastmaster (8hrs of bonding to get an animal companion. How else did he get the manticore jizz?)
Heart Beat would be the healer you always kill first
Doctor Bitter Pill would be the invincible mentor character
Elytra is the mayo enthusiast

>>29417903
Poly is a Wehzard and nothing else.

>>29417911
Poly is a siren, whose voice is weh.
A wehren.

>>29417494
Cool beans.

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>>29417875
Yeah, just be glad Poly isn't working for Patwrite's genetics lab.

>>29415607
Happy Harmonica would be a bard.

I have come to the horrifying realization that my life largely revolves around cyoa now.

>>29418300
Hey, at least it's happier than alcohol and work.

>>29417494
new pone who dis

Won't be any Nebula today. Feeling worst than yesterday.

>>29418366
Get well soon Pluto

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>>29417940
is she wehborn?

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>>29415607
Warrior. He just wants to hack some fools

>>29418433

Darkest Hour is up!

>>29418300
I have come to the horrible realization that my life does not revolve around cyoa anymore.

>>29418627
Good for you. Now go do something productive in your life that you could be proud of.

>You are pone
>What pone are you?
>Why are you floating in this black void, staring at the beardy face of God?
>He seems to focus his gaze at you.
>"WHAT ARE YOU"
>"WHY ARE YOU HERE"
>"YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE."
>What do you say, if anything?

>>29418789
I say "cammy pls"

>>29418795
"Cammy, pls" you said right in the face of God.
>He blinked at you, and then spawned a ground for you to stand on.
>"WHO IS THIS CAMMY YOU SPEAK ABOUT? IS HE YOUR MASTER?"
>God seemed to be confused, he even tilted his hairy head a bit.
>You remembered waking up here, in the dark void with only light shining from behind the mysterious God.
>He just stares at you.
>"ANSWER ME"

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>>29418818
This is my answer.

>>29418823
>Suddenly, a watermelon appeared in your hooves, right after you looked for an answer.
>Might as well eat it, you guess, and then the whole thing ends up in your mouth.
>The God seems to be very confused.
>He even spawned you a glass of water if you need it.
>"DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND ME?"
>The voice boomed in your ears and around you.
>"SHOULD I RETURN YOU TO YOUR HOME? YOU DO NOT SEEM TO BE A GOOD PROPHET"
>The watermelon disappeared in your hungry maw.
>The God looked at you expectantly.

>>29418849
Yis. Eyz kan spak word gud. Yis.

>>29418849
What do?

Awake.
>>29404744

>>29418860
"Yis. Eyz kan spak word gud. Yis."
>The God seemed confused and he spawned a dictionary in front of you.
>"I AM SORRY FOR INCONVENIENCE. rEAD THIS BOOK"
>He brushed his beard and he examined you closely.
>"YOU KNOW, I CAN MAKE YOU MY PROPHET AFTER SOME LESSONS, IF I WILL REALLY TRY"
>He looked at you like a father looks at his retarded offspring.
>Wow, he even brushed your mane a bit.
>"DO YOU ACCEPT THE TASK I AM GOING TO BESTOW UPON YOU?"

>>29418896
Dos tat mean yu adoptin me?

>>29418896
>the God gets the pony with a speech problem
Oh-tay. Sons gad.

Whispen a stinky little marelet!

to be continued tomorrow if you wish
I feel it Mr. Krabs

How do you guys deal with writer's block?

>>29419574
Quit quest and burn bridges, then come back and do it all over again.

>>29419574
I intentionally write the absolute worst possible thing I can think of, and then leave it there until my OCD and hatred of shitty writing burns the block out of my brain and forces me to correct it.

How do you decide on a Quest idea you'll run?

>>29419626
I think up of ideas, and then ask three important questions:

Would this actually work as a quest and will I get sick of it really fast? And how much memes could it generate. Memes are important.

>>29419626
The phases of the moon and sun. Combined by what the entrails of the goat say. Very complicated and messy. But worth it.

>>29419620
Hey, that's what I do. It's actually a really good method.

>>29419574
Identify what's the problem with what I THINK I have to write.

Usually, the problem is with writer block in CYOA is that either you feel like you're writing yourself in a corner, there won't be legit player input in that direction, or you won't have any fun writing it

Also, take your time. People here are happy when you write everyday, but they also know to wait

>>29419626
Have fun idea, flesh it out, test the waters ITT, just do it

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>>29419564

zodiac is updated and running

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Which CYOA pony would you hug?________________

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>>29420183

>>29420183
Last Word

>>29420245
I want to find her a special somepony to give her all the cuddles she could ever need.
Assuming she is not dead.

>>29420183
You

>>29420261
A hollow husbando for her.

>>29420183
Almost all of them

>>29420183
Scrolltuck

>>29420261
what would you do if she brought home somebody you do not approve of?

>>29420414
Who?

>>29420525
purest bugwaifu

>>29420554
That's not how you spell Basil.

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>>29420183
If only anyone could

>>29420554
Who tho?

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>>29420554
Can she cook?

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>>29340840

>>29420842
Can she make a good changeling roast?

>>29420451
I would allow her to make her own mistakes and then comfort her when it all goes wrong.

>>29420952
Even if it was solar scum?

>>29420975
Last Word x Princess Celestia otp.

>>29420996
Only if its futa Celestia.

Your waifu a roastie!

>>29421164
Actually she's a pure red and black maiden

>>29421294
Whose taken over 30 Chadicorn cocks

>>29421315
anon I'd appreciate it if you did';t spread lies

>>29421350
Anon, I.....

>>29421384
proofs or get out

>>29420451
That is a question worth extending to others.
Your cyoa daughteru/sonfu just brought home a chad/stacy what do.

>>29421588
Honestly probably pretend not to hear them as they fuck my daugnteru and wife

>>29421388
The only proof I need is that she is your waifu

>>29421698
Are you threatening me, anon?

>>29421917
who dis?

>>29421917
Bath? Is that you?

>>29421945
>>29421949
Just sharing my rare mares.

>>29421631
Would you masturbate to it or is your taste so shit you are not into cuckoldery.

>>29422078
Cuckquest when?

Which CYOA pony would you want to comfort you when you've lost your will to live?

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>>29422244
Cutie Swirl.

>>29422244
None. They're all shit, like everything else.

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>>29421917
After I saw this posted here I looked in my files to see if I still had this... I do, it looks like a Whispen and Muffintop lewd that never got finished... I miss Muffintop, Such a cute Juicy mare.

Anyway, Landfall is back up.
>>29422289
>>29422289

>>29422302
>. I do, it looks like a Whispen and Muffintop lewd that never got finished...

Do you think you'll finish it some time?

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Which CYOA pony would you suicide pact with?

What quests could have been entirely solved with someone just getting laid?

>>29422302
>Whispen and Muffintop lewd
dude what

>>29422332
CRACK
SHIP

>>29422244
Frosty Rime has proven hersepf adept (or semi competent at least we still need to see how her 3rd attempt goes) at comforting people dealing with feelings of inadequacy, that is basicly the same thing right?

>>29422244
Pot Luck.

He's good with words.

>>29422518
Putting his dick in people's vaginas and butts aren't "words"

I am down to only 4 open cyoa tabs. But that is only because I am following 3 active cyoa's that currently do not have threads up.

>>29422078
Not him but I am a cuck and any excitment I might feel over my wife getting fucked will be ruined by the fact I would also be masturbating to my daughteru as that is just wrong.

>>29422545
Huh, 4 open CYOA tabs is the most I can have as of recent.

>>29422545
>>29422720
Are you having a manic episode?

>>29422872
You are quoting 2 different anons you retard. One was making an empty statement to try and incite discussion in this dead thread and the other was saying that are not following as many cyoas as they used to.

>>29423080
I know

>>29423298
>literally I was just pretending to be retarded

What do you guys do to stay awake during late night cyoa?

>>29423350
I gave up on staying awake when I changed my job.

>>29423399
But all the cyoas I want to play are late in the night or early morning for me.

>>29423411
I have the very same problem with some of the things I follow. Sometimes you have to choose between sleep and actual participation.

>>29423414
I could sleep during the day instead I have the time but whenever i try I can never get to sleep. I may just have to play less cyoa.

>>29423419
Do not fuck up your sleep schedule for some horsequests on kazakh wheat-growing imageboard.

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>>29423323
>>29423080
Not really, just a subtle little jab intended to encourage the posters to consider that certain issues have been drawing heavy critisism lately, and that it's in the threads best interest for posters to avoid those issues when they can. At the same time it was intended to deflect attention from any one specific issue or poster, that by acknowledging it, we could all move on without rehashing another thread derailing argument.

Unfortunately it fell flat, so to be specific
>>29422545
>Stream of conscience blogposting.
Anon's sharing this, but why? Is it a callback to a previous post? Are they implying that I too should be concerned about him being down tabs? Empty statements, as >>29423080 refered to it, do not incite discrussion.
>>29422720
>similar issues in addition to incoherant grammar and/or no proofreading.

And as for the joke, why not explain that too, it was was that both posts were made by one anon who was typing as if he was having an acute mental episode, just a silly, initially lighthearted, way of laughing at ourselves.

With that, I'm done, I've tried to help certain posters and to move things along a couple of times now, the same as others did for me, that's all I got.

tldr don't call me a retard retard.

>>29423611
I wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself, but I actually don't want to do it now.

>>29423611
retard

>>29423636
No u

>>29423611
M-muh feelings.

>>29422330
Urban Survival

>>29422330
Spicy

>>29422330
Yours

There will be Nebula today. Starting at normal weekday hours for me even though I'm stuck in my dorm being sick.

>>29422330
Don't Fuck

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>What's the last song you have been listening to - or what song are you currently listening to, Anon?

Alive.
>>29404744

>>29424312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us2ylGAwBnk

>>29424312

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdaAHMztNVE

>>29424312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMrFiOjxk5s

>>29424336
For some reason, I had to watch the whole thing.

>>29424312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNNQh9wtisc
I've been listening to barbershop quartets for a CYOA I've been working on.

>>29424384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrsdD2LTWUE

>>29424384
Pleeny?
I have no idea why, but I immediately thought of Pleeny after reading this.

>>29424397
you're 3 posts late m8

>>29424384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojYK6CW8gdw

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>>29424312
https://youtu.be/-nC5TBv3sfU

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>QM Questions:
If you have few players, do you stop doing the quest?

>Player Question:
What quests do you miss?

>>29424548
>If you have few players, do you stop doing the quest?
Don't know, I'd need to start the quest in order to know if I have few players.

>What quests do you miss?
The one's that died the moment I participated.

>>29424548
>player question
I have to finish my backlog before I can say what quests I miss.
I can't miss a quest I'm not up to date with.

>>29424548
Hey, as long as one person is interested in reading my shit that's enough for me.

That atleast shows someone likes my cancerous writing.

>>29424548
>QM question
There's a point when I just feel like it's just not worth it anymore. That point is having only one player left for several sessions.

>Player question
None. I hadn't picked up any new quest for almost a year and only started recently to do it again

>>29424548
Define few

SS, Super, bandage quest, Slam

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Would anyone find a quest revolving around a pony striving to make it big on the musical theatre scene enjoyable? Or do you think it would be too boring? Recently, I've been putting a bit of thought into the concept, and I'm kind of fond of it, but I'm not so sure it's exactly CYOA material.

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>>29424312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIMkHnT2BB4

>>29424823
Only if Aurora Flare makes a cameo. Seriously speaking though, it can be both boring and interesting - it all depends on your ability.

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>>29424312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5rtLIXCccc

New Nebula thread.
>>29425381

>>29425411
>rotten egg nebula
What did he mean by that?

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I may not be able to update Hail or Cirquesque because my computer boot sector got broken (It cant find the grldr in any partition) in the basis that fuck you.

Applejack is worse horse

>>29425587
Flutterfags pls go.

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Alchemy abridged: Thread 15:

>Wrestling contest continues
>Next opponent, though bull n°7, says he gonna beat yo butt
>Little does he know you’re the protagonist of the story
>And he isn’t even likeable
>Fight starts
>Stomp tough bull n°7 so hard he become encrusted into the ring
>Yay
>Maybe you could be friends with that guy?
>Next opponent is Trixie
>Fight starts
>Give her a hornjob on the ring in front of everyone
>According to the Corruption of Champion rulebook
>And since Trixie doesn’t have the ‘Exhibitionist’ Perk
>You win
>Trixie runs away crying after being publicly raped
>That makes you feel sadness
>Bat daughteru asks you why you played with Trixie’s hard appendage
>Breezie waifu ends up not being upset about you publicly having your way with another pony
>Break time
>Go see Trixie
>Tell her you just didn’t care about her feelings and winning is everything so she shouldn’t be upset at you for using cheap tactics
>She forgives you because you’re the protag
>Next fight begins
>You’re against random stand user n°3
>Use the mutagen potion you created earlier on her
>She undergoes unbearable pain as her very spirit is corrupted
>Win
>Say sorry
>She says it’s okay
>She understands winning is everything and that you’re the protag
>You won the tournament!
>The spirits are happy
>Pay everyone some drinks
>Go check if the cactus you first tried your corruption on hasn’t changed more
>Luckily, it looks like your actions didn’t have consequences
>Trixie joins your group definitely
>Hugs!

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>>29340840

>>29425771
Man, Speed is an ass.

I think I worked out why I kept getting Arcane's gender wrong at first. When I first saw his name I misread it as Arcane Mare.

>>29426193
Who?

>>29426203
The squads mage in Darkest Hour.

I meant to post that in said thread.

Whispen a small shit!

>>29426271
I don't know about that but the quest she is from is certainty shit. Fucking getquests.

>>29426288
ebin

>Finally, I have become Gar, master of Urban Survival
Walked right out of the theater desu

>>29426349
Listen here kiddo, Res doesn't take crap like that. I'm sure he'd kick your ass in real life, hypothetically.

>>29426349
>Finally I have become Far Flung master of Hails
>Finally I have become Frosty Rime master of the Darkest Hour
>Finally I have become Sharp master of Dirty Work
>Finally I have become Rust Bucket master of Nebulas

>>29426349
>>29426705
>Finally I have become Acre master of The Equestrian Wars.

>>29426705
>>Finally I have become Frosty Rime master of the Darkest Hour
this one actually works pretty well she is far from that point but it sounds cool
the Dirty Work one also sounds cool but I have not read that

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>>29424312
The 90's live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao-Sahfy7Hg

Did you know that despite her chronological age, Flurry Heart's biological age is of about fifteen years?
In a another note, resuming Hail >>29426410

Cirquesque resumes under a whirling sun.
>>29426707

Hail has been moved to the top priority.

>>29426777
Sharpie did suck off a stallion for the job so I'd say it works

>>29426809
what a slut

>>29426806
Why are you running two quest at the same time? Wouldn't it be better to focus writing for one?

Slightly larger than average mares?

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>>29426898

>>29425582
That is a problem.

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Hey, just want to let people know, I might end up running short sessions and missing multiple days for the next month or two. Work has us working 60's again for the foreseeable future likely until I get laid off at the end of this project. So I'll probably be all burnt out and tired after this first week of 60's until either things calm down, which I really doubt will happen or like I said I get laid off.

Also, Running LandFall
>>29427809
>>29427809

>>29427834

60 hours a day? Sounds like a lot.

>>29427856
That's because it is. There's 168 hours in a week. 56 of those hours should be sleeping (but probably 50 ish for bath) and 60 or more for work. That might leave him with 45ish to 55ish hours to do whatever pleasantries for the week.

>>29427856
Tha fug? My brain though you said week instead of day.

>>29426705

>Finally I have become Bottle Cap, master of Curses.
>Finally I have become Horsey McGee, master of Spicy.
>Finally, I have become Grayscale, master of the Lost.
>Finally, I have become Harvest, master of Heat.
>Finally, I have become Hypostome, master of hype.
>Finally, I have become Cocoa Bite, master of Serving, Honoring, and Cuddles!

>>29428512
What did he mean by this?

>>29424548
>QM
Having very little players is kinda discouraging. Or maybe it's just me.

>Player
Cough Syrup, Curse Quest, Sam and Aura Quests, Lost, Adventure of Octavia, Forgotten Faces.

>>29427834
Why is Gem smol?

>>29424548
>QM
Nah
>Player
Aura Quest. I may hijack this in the future

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>>29427834
The fuck do you do? I can't figure it out. Construction? Some kind of auditing? Installation work? I don't know why it bothers me, but it does. You mention work a lot, and each time you do I get a different impression of what you do.

No, it none of my business, I know.

>>29424312
>>29426793
They never ended for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD6ZGsdYSkw

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>>29428094
>When you get too hype

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Just a Changeling here, move along

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Just soda on a pone, nothing unusual

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Just your average bump horse

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Why do ponies scrunch when you boop them? Are there any cyoaponies who need an exceptional amount of boops?

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Rock Horse explaining something about rocks here

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Pay no mind to the green mare

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Just a soup bug, making soup

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Just some Basil here

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Give her privacy please

>>29429259
N-no.

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Ignore the next series of random pixels

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That bug again, at least she looks happy

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Pony gets the hose, pony likes it

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Cook bug and queen

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>>29429264

>>29429352
Hello, Laccolith

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Ignore the apron, move along

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There's those pixels

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Pixelith

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The Latest Lithy

>>29429448
I wish I could draw so nicely. All things would be way better.

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Hey look! Anonpone now has over 50 images in Curse Quest's fanart section, guess someone just updated it. Neat.
and I still have another folder to dig through later
Remember to post your rare Lithys there.

Warlock forgot to do it so.
>>29429404
Darkest Hour is up.

>>29429215
Who is this "Basil"? All I see are two ponies and loyal drone #93217.

>>29429524
Lithy is shoplifting rocks

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>>29425771
>Alchemy abridged: Thread 16 part 1:

>Go to sleep
>Since the foreign evil plaguing your mind has been banished, you do not dream about a spook quest
>Wake up
>Buy the recipe for magic bleach
>For your victory at the wrestling tournament, you collect the first quest item you need to join the national alchemist guild
>Because all these state alchemists guys are wrestling champions of course
>See a female buffalo for the first time at the infirmary
>Ask her if the people you wrecked yesterday will be able to walk against someday
>The answer is yes
>Feel better
>Find Nuts working on a dildo robot since she can’t have your D
>Pretend you didn’t guess what she’s all flustered about and trying to hide away
>Go look for some weapons
>Have the choice between Spirit Rocket Launcher, Testes Mace, Angry Hammer, Weaboo Helmet, Knuckles of Greater Haemorrhoid, Fuck Your Shit Blunderbuss and Just a Rifle
>The knuckles will do
>Think about how you’re gonna abuse Trixie she has a rent to pay for coming with you
>Offer her to do some pornu photos and sell them
>Breezie waifu is okay with that
>Trixie is okay with that
>Maybe being a pimp would be a good idea with your slaver experience?
>Read a bedtime story to your daughteru
>Make a random potion
>It turns thing into other things
>Sleep
>The next day, it’s time to head for Poniville
>Encounter bridge troll
>The rulebook says you have to answer a riddle
>Tell him you don’t have any point in WIS to spare
>Use random potion on him out of frustration
>Troll turns into a mammoth
>Since he isn’t a bridge troll anymore, the rulebook notice is void so you pass
>Tell the mammoth to go north and search for a pony lost in the snow

>>29429767
Lithy's lifting rocks? She must be a strong pone, then.

Luna is best princess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXEmbVlk_kY

>>29430069
Agreed
I do wonder what this gains from being about Luna if you are not even going to try to replicate the voice though.

the song does have a couple of lines that seem a bit off like there is a strange break between words. overall pretty nice though

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Horse?

>>29430137
No. A roof with a weird antenna. A house pony!

>>29430145
House pony quest where you go around trying to find tenants to live in you when?
>"I need you inside me!"

>>29430202
I would be put off by this phrasing a bit.

>>29430205
pussy

Take one CYOA character and put it into another quest to instantly solve most of its problems and challenges.

Which character is it and what quest?

>>29430418
I take frosty rime and have her help tiny horse in tiny horse vs lemon she would be in her element in the frozen wastes of the freezer.

>>29404744

Also i'm awake.

>>29430442
How can anyone be sure that you truly are awake, and not just posting in your sleep?

>>29430418
Nina in M&M

>>29430686
really any SS character could kick the shit out of every other CYOA character ten times over

>>29430691
Yeah but could they solve the problems and challenges those CYOA horses face? That's the question, not if they can pvp each other.

>>29430698
I think vaporizing any problem they face is a reasonable solution

>>29430702
What about being responsible adults that pay their taxes?

>>29430702
Could they vaporize Celestia or Sombra?

>>29430750
yes.

>>29430756
I find it hard to believe.

>>29430418
Acre in every quest.

Character creation yay or nay?

>>29430802
Only faggots deal in absolutes

>>29430835
That's an absolute you heterosexual.

>>29429767
What's this about Lithy shoplifting cocks?

>>29430418
Either Speed Thrust or Harvest in Dirty Work.

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>>29430691
Could Fruit Flank or any of his wheaty little friends solve the same problems Cold File faces

>>29430927
Well none of them are drug addicts so they're already doing better than him.

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>>29430945
An update of Crystal Symphony.

>>29431016
>someone exists that had more art more anthro than hijiggler
hiji needs to step his game up goddamn

>>29431016
Jesus shit

>>29431016
What is anatomy?

>>29431016
This looks like a Jojo antagonist.
Specifically a Pillar Man.
A Pillar Pony.

>>29431016
There's all manner of things wrong but I like the design.

>>29431016
I like her just a little bit.

>>29431016

Vincent what happened to this poor mare and why are her legs so screwy.

>>29431426
I can't draw pony legs to save my life, but eh, won't improve if I don't draw. I draw ponies just to add visual flair and to show the players how they look. Not a draw quest thankfully. I posted a random drawing from the folder, surprised at the reactions.

imb4 Your english is bad too.

Running.
>>29431514

>>29431502
>imb4 Your english is bad too.

Well, since you brought it up, the bad English there is interesting.

>I can't draw pony legs to save my life, but eh, *I* won't improve if I don't draw. I draw ponies just to add visual flair and to show the players how they look. *It's* not a draw quest thankfully. I posted a random drawing from the folder, *I'm* surprised at the reactions.

Most of the bad language there is the same thing.

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>>29431502
>imb4 Your english is bad too.
>imb4

>>29431533
Noted, thank you.

>>29430418
Gar in any quest

>>29431502
Your English is bad too.

>>29430802
Nay it is not a dealbreaker but it is a negative
if you are going to have character creation it should be from presets rather then freeform.

>>29431533
>le ebin I's are bad maymay

>>29431839
What? He missed the Is and an It's.

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>>29431824

>>29431857
Oh shit disregard my faggotry I have seen a lot of people claiming overuse of I lately.

>>29431824
Your opinion is wrong.

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After taking some time to scribble down some more backstory and tweak how dialogue and combat work, Give and Take now FUCKING FINALLY continues!
>>29432146

It's been like 3 weeks since I updated. I'm so sorry; I just wanted to take a burnout break for a few days, and then it became a week, then 2... then things got bad and I decided to give it a third to see if they'd pass... It's just been pretty crappy for everyone.

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>>29432165
>Udertale crossover

Jk, luv your quest. But I also luv that pic